#OITNB headcannons

[camillecrellin]

Heyy, I see you write for orange is the new black<3! I was wondering if you could do headcanons on what it would be like if Nicky Nichols would have an age gap relationship (like maybe 5 years?) and she is overly protective of reader? Like fem pronouns maybe? Thank you so much I'd love that <3 it's totally your decision tho if you don't want to that's completely ok!

Nicky Nichols in an Age Gap Relationship Headcannons

Word Count: 392

Warnings: Mentions of hooking up, age gaps (5 years), prison, cuts, bleeding.

A/N: Thanks for requesting! Sorry it's taken so long, I've been really busy and got in a wirters block. Hopefully this is good! <333

You first came to prison when you were in your early 20s.

A minor crime you thought, but it ended up being a long-ish sentence.

You wanted to keep to yourself, but the resident prison lesbian, Nicky, had just broken it up with Lorna and was looking for a rebound.

Nicky didn't think anything at first when she started flirting with you. You were just a hook up.

But after hooking up, something clicked within Nicky, and she became yours.

At first when Nicky realised the age gap, she felt warry.

5 years wasn't much, but it was still something.

Sometimes talking about an event that happened or a tv show that was on when she was younger would have you looking at him weird.

Other times her references didn't land, or you'd bring up something that she had no idea existed. But that was just being in prison for 2 years prior.

But for most things, the age difference didn’t matter. It just made Nicky protective of you.

It wasn't long until Nicky became infamous in the prison for being almost too protective of you.

When you got your work assignments and bunks, Nicky pulled some strings with Luscheck and Caputo to make sure you ended up in both her bunk and electrical. Surprisingly, it works.

Nicky was nervous to introduce you to Red, but Red ended up loving you slightly more than Nicky giving the Nichols warnings not to "fuck up this relationship."

Nicky always leaves a space for you at mealtimes, and if you so much as 5 minutes late she is looking all over the prison for you.

One day in electrical you ended up cutting your finger slightly on metal. This made Nicky go mental at Lusheck claiming that he should have been watching over what you were doing.

"It's fine, Nick." You tried to reason, it was a small cut, but it hurt light hell.

"No, it's not, you're bleeding!"

Nicky ended up taking you to Gloria that day, given that she can do some "voodoo magic shit" to help heal your cut.

All round, Nicky wants to make you make sure your loved and appreciated in the world. She will constantly give affection to you, marking her territory so that no other girl tries to. And it works.

She all yours, and your all hers.

#nicky nichols x reader #nicky nichols #orange is the new black #oitnb #oitnb x reader #orange is the new black x reader #nicky nichols headcannons #nicky nichols headcannon

[frosty-the-killer-doll]

Caitlin snow headcannon list? /nf

oh autism

ACTIVATED

polyamorous biromantic sex-repulsed asexual! per my Arrowverse Polycule AU, Cait is currently in relationships with: Ronnie (married), Cisco (queerplatonically), Iris, Eddie, Felicity, Patty, Frost, Kara, Kate and E-2 Killer Frost. i may be forgetting some people

traumagenic mutahuman plurality, formally diagnosed with DID. does not see Frost as a sibling figure. Frost is her intra-system GIRLFRIEND thank you very much. khione is like a baby sister figure to her tho.

listen fuck canon with its body splitting shit, shut UPP, that never happened<3

still sees Dr. Finkel regularly

has depression and post-traumatic stress and occasional panic attacks

this is canon but said canon kinda sweeps it under the rug: post-Thomas pulling his bullshit, Caitlin was heavily neglected by Carla.

in a support groupchat with other Arrowverse systems like Frankie, Mona and Sam. this includes empty systems like Alice

freckles!!!!

thanks to Frost she is immune to the cold even when Frost isn't fronting AND before she was even aware of Frost's existence

she doesn't have a codename, which is fucking rude, but personally I headcanon that her codename is Crystal

her middle name is Louise

AUTISM!

on her own, she basically only watches horror movies, but only likes them if they're accurate anatomy-wise. she can and will write multiparagraph reviews on everything the death scenes got right vs everything the death scenes got wrong

former history of self-harm, med school was... very hard mentally

growing up, Carla always pressured and planned for Caitlin to pursue a career at Tannhauser Industries. eventually Caitlin stood up to her and they had a huge fight where a lot of childhood things were brought up, Caitlin said some stuff about Thomas, Carla hit her and Caitlin left. Rachel Rosso took Caitlin in and let her live with her and Ramsey for about four years after this. Ramsey was her brother figure and best friend before their fight over Rachel recommending Caitlin to STAR Labs instead of him. that's when Caitlin moved out into her current condo.

SHE was the one that asked Ronnie out, after pining away in awkward secrecy for so many moons. Ronnie moved in with her not long after and they lived in separate rooms bc they felt like it

(trigger warning for SA with this one) during the time she spent in captivity being held by Zoom, he repeatedly raped her and she didn't reveal it happened for a long time. thus she is also in a support groupchat for other Arrowverse survivors of SA

when she was arrested, Iris wrote a shitton of stories calling for her release

doesn't want kids

had a special interest in botany during her high school years. cough cough

likes Law And Order. cough cough

binging the Friday the 13th franchise is her guilty pleasure. cough cough

takes her coffee black with a blueberry flavor shot!!

she gets lipstick on her teef from her lip biting habit

TOTALLY had a crush on Bette Sans Souci and went on a date or two with Eliza Harmon

she canonically likes OITNB, and has a giant crush on Stella Carlin. she constantly tells Kate how much they look like her

still carries a blood collection kit in her purse, always

hates when her name gets misspelled. she will fight u

whereas her friends call her "Cait" and Frost calls her "Caity," Kate calls her "Lin"

grumpy that she doesn't have a Jitters drink named after her like EvErYoNe eLsE!!!! >:c

has a whole morning and nightly routine that must be followed that may or may not include complete pajama sets, sleepytime tea and fluffy slippers

kinda misses having a pet gorilla ngl

she never fucking DIED i'm PHYSICALLY FIGHTING CANON just like frost never DIED either okay. LISTEN KHIONE CAME TO EXISTENCE THROUGH DIFFERENT FUCKERY OKAY.

many more but again, this is so fucking long. if u want more headcanons abt the other members of the Snow System, just ask❤️

#frosty answers #snow posting #arrowverse polycule au #caitlin snow #the flash #cw the flash #the flash cw

[sandrawrites13]

Ribs | Nicky Nichols x Reader

hey besties <33 send in requests bc im pretty bored. what do u think im doing?? my trig work?? my ap literature work?? LOL i have so much spare time so leave loads of requests

i know i've taken a hiatus don't hate me but im writing more now i swear.

ANYWAY stream evermore as always <33

request: hey babe! can you do me a favor? i was wondering if you could write a nicky nichols x fem!reader where the reader's new to that prison like they got transfered over and nicky falls like head over heels for this girl who falls in as kind of like a hit woman for red and at first won't pay her any mind but nicky practically sticks herself to the reader until she gives in and gives nicky a chance. thanks a bunch 💜

"What do you mean Red's got a spy?" laughed Nicky in disbelief and amusement, as she smacked Flaca in her shoulder heavily. "This place is like three square feet; who's that cook spyin' on?"

Alex rolled her eyes, adjusting her thin framed glasses with a smirk coating over her lips, "first of all," she said, sending a glare over to Nicky, "it's a hitwoman. And secondly... this prison is too big. There's people in here with secrets."

Holding back a laugh, Nicky directed a smile at the raven, "no shit, Vause. All of us have secrets. But- eh, this place has too much people in it. It's like a cramped van of puppies."

Maritza, biting into some snack she got at commissary, raised an eyebrow, "what kinda dogs are you adopting in vans?" which merely raised a chuckle from Flaca next to her.

"Dope ones, the ones that can find me coke," Nicky hastily answered, her own smirk crawling upon her face. It was then the sound of a fluorescent buzzing, a near damaging screech in the distance could be heard, and then, in the Cell Block, came erupting a (Y/H/C) woman, her eyes drilled in front of her as she swarmed past Nicky's cell.

"Looks like Red's hitwoman," Piper said with a smile.

Nicky scoffed, "her?" She pointed in your direction, her eyes tracing over your body with precision. "What's she gonna do, y'know... flick them on the head?"

With that, the group could hear the woman whistle, and then coo with a smile, "Oh, Chapman."

It took a few weeks before Nicky actually spoke to you. She wouldn't say it was out of fear, because of course it wasn't -- she wasn't even slightly intimidated by you, someone who radiated her same power and held her same courage.

You were so fascinating to her... but you held absolutely no attention. You couldn't care less about her presence. To you, all she was was a person in the dark, someone who was trying to get your attention at each curve. A type of stalker, but a pretty bad, pretty attentive stalker.

It was currently a Friday, you guessed, although all the days seemed to merge together into an endless Monday about two years ago, when your sentence started.

You sat down next to Freida, giving the thinnest smile as she spoke to you.

"Chapman healing up?" she asked, though you could tell by her voice she didn't truly care about anyone besides herself, which was one of the best things about Freida.

You raised one eyebrow, "she's managing."

When you caught glimpse of the blonde coming in sight from your left you had to withhold a scoff. "Here we go again." You swallowed a deep sigh.

Nicky ran up by your side, rubbing a hand against your back as she sat down. You sucked on the inside of your cheek, glaring at her from the side.

"Heyy, (Y/L/N), what's up, darling?" She smirked, only stopping when you sent a grimace in her direction. "Alright, a little hard-to-get right now... and... for the last two weeks. But, hey, y'know, hard-to-get is the new sexy, eh?" she asked.

You resorted to not answering, which only kept her continuing. "Very talkative, this one," she joked. "Eh, I'm not asking you to tell me your life story, y'know? Just give me something."

You push some of your hair back, and then smirk. "Would you leave me alone?"

"So she speaks!" calls Nicky with a boisterous, surprised expression. You cough, holding back the urge to snip back at her.

You cross your arms in front of your chest, though you can feel the thinnest smile falling over your face that you try your hardest to conceal, covering it with a disinterested sigh.

"And, eh, don't even try to go all Red's-Hitwoman on me," she called, "her and I are two peas in a pod. We've been through everything."

You give her a glare.

"Well, perhaps, not everything, but eh, we've been through a good lot." When you don't reply to her, she takes a deep breath. "Y'know, there's something, romantic about this, right? Like, we're here, together, one of us is pining, the other pretends she doesn't exist, eh?"

You give her another glare.

She rolls her eyes, "we could... uh, we could do that sappy shit. Laughing till our ribs get tough," she said. "We could... share beds like little kids," she said, coming closer to you.

"Gross," Freida complained.

Nicky withheld a scowl, replying by turning to you. "What do you think, Doll? Wanna finally give me the time of day?"

You raise your eyebrows once more, trying to find the right words to say. You smile before standing up with your tray, raising your eyebrows in perfect lining.

"Sure," you say simply, tilting your head to the side.

#Nicky Nichols #orange is the new black #Nicky Nichols x Reader #Orange is the new black x reader #Nicky Nichols headcannons #Orange is the new black headcannons #OITNB #OITNB x Reader #OITNB headcannons #Nicky Nichols imagine #Nicky Nichols Fluff #OITNB fluff

[c-nan]

The L Word oitnb au where all the girls are arrested for Jenny’s murder

Here, have some headcannons:

Helena - already knows what the fuck is going on. Owns the gosh darn place. A badass. Peggy tried to bail her out, but Helena refused to let her friends rot alone (probably shanked someone to stay in jail (Alice. But don’t worry, it was non lethal)). Top dog.

Bette - scared for .00003 seconds before she snaps her ass into gear, becoming an instant daddy and starts a gang or something.

Tina - Bette’s main bitch. Second in command over the gang. Probably gets jacked because she has nothing else to do. Makes sure everyone is taking care of themselves due to empty nest syndrome because Angie is too young to go to jail.

Alice - puts on a brave face but scared shitless. Remembers not to “drop the soap.” Gets herself a daddy (Bette). Afraid of Helena. Gets death threats because she runs her mouth constantly.

Shane - Potential daddy material, but not likely because she “doesn’t want the pressure or responsibility.” Sleeps with everyone. No one gives her shit because they’re too busy sleeping with her.

Max isn’t on the list because he’s not a girl and Nikki isn’t on the list because she didn’t go to jail (connections and such plus I don’t like her enough to include her).

Angie now lives with Kit because Kit is the last person who deserves to go to jail (I love her)

#i know top dog is a wentworth phrase but shh #the l word #tlw #helena peabody #bette porter #tina kennard #alice pieszecki #shane mccutcheon #these are trash i know #but i love them #if i had a sliver of talent i would write a fic #i havent seen the tapes #but i looked them up and am basically headcannoning those who were interrogated

[grief-anatomy]

Fanfic Help!

Looking for oitnb fanfic recs about Nicky coming out to people in her life or figuring out she’s gay, probably mostly headcannons and AU. Thanks!

#oitnb #orange is the new black #oitnb fanfiction #oitnb fanfic #nicky nichols #nicky oitnb #nicorello #lgbtq fanfiction

[callmemrscurtis]

Headcannons for the boys when Netflix started trending

I’m gonna rant real quick idk wtf happened but apparently this didn’t post last night so Here It Is Now

Darry:
-I think we all know it took some persuasion from Pony to invest in an account but after a while he gave in and got the up to four screens at a time pack

-Was highkey pissed when all the boys started freeloading off of it

-He’s all comfy in bed at like 9:30 getting ready to watch OISNB and he gets the message on his tv telling him that too many people are watching at once -He checks who’s using HIS account

-He picks up his old ass phone (idk but it’s pink and has the coiled wire the bell phones)

-“GOD DAMN IT, STEVE! I JUST WANTED TO WATCH ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK IN PEACE AND I GET MY SNACK READY JUST FOR ME TO SEE YOU’RE PLAYING THREE DIFFERENT THINGS AT ONCE?”

- He’s all causal eating popcorn “Listen, Darry. They just put Moana as an option and then I saw that they have Finding Dory too and I don’t have time to watch them separately so-”

-“STEVE!”

-“PS Baby Dory is a-dor-a-ble. Totally deserved more screen time.”

-“STEVEN RANDLE!“

-“Although…I do like Ellen Degeneres’ performance…I find it quite modern and realistic.”

-“JUST TURN ONE OFF SO I CAN WATCH MY SHOW. IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY, PLEASE. IM NOT GOING TO WORK JUST TO PAY FOR YOU TO STOP ME FROM GETTING MY FIX OF CRAZY EYES!”

-“Dar, chill it’s like, what? Twelve dollars a month” 
-“eleven ninety-nine.”

- “Wait…why are you watching Orange is the New Black?”

-“you know what…forget it. ENJOY YOUR FREELOADING!” He slams the phone so quick. He doesn’t ask about the last show

-Darry hates Piper, thinks she’s a total bitch

-He watches all the trending shows or the unpopular documentaries there’s no in between

-He’s a HuGe fan of Stranger Things

-Watches Friday Night Lights thinking it’ll remind him of his high school days

-He threatens to cancel the subscription when the boys piss him off

-it’s such a powerful threat that it has never gotten to the point where he actually had to do it, they cut the shit immediately

-legitimately how he gets the boys to get their shit together

Ponyboy:
-He convinced Darry by telling him that it would cost less than going to the movies all the time and a lot safer

-He’s the one constantly reminding everyone that it’s illegal to use their account because they’re cheating the company

-They all look at other with serious faces then turn back to Pony and laugh their asses off because the law has never stopped them before

-It makes Johnny feel bad but he needs his daily fix of One Tree Hill so he got over it

-The one watching The Great British Baking Show because the American version isn’t there but he finds the accents soothing

-He gets frustrated because he’ll think he knows what they’re making but it’s just a word used America that turns out to be a different thing in the U.K. (Stuff like Biscuits)

-tbh doesn’t know what they’re talking about half the time…that or has never heard of what they’re making in his entire young life

-He has the masked icon as his “who’s watching” profile picture

-He somehow managed to convince Darry to get the four screen plan but it was never so that the other guys could use too it was just because he wanted the higher HD quality they didn’t offer in the other plans

-If he watches something he’s ashamed of, knowing everyone has access to his history, he’ll go delete it

-Its like the My Little Pony marathons never happened

Sodapop: -The one who gave the rest of the gang the username and password

-Worst mistake ever because now Dallas has Darry’s credit card information

-He doesn’t watch a lot of Netflix he mostly only went to movies to make Pony happy he only really enjoyed a few

-His attention span is just too short he can’t sit still to watch a movie for an hour or two

-Despite that, he can binge shows if he wants to

-If he’s sad he’ll watch Clueless and quotes the shit out of it

-Honestly Soda is the type to watch anything from a kids movie to a documentary on GMO foods like he only uses Netflix when he has nothing else to do

-To him it’s just one of those apps you don’t want to delete because you might need it but you never really use it

-His icon is the penguin

-He wishes they had a blue penguin

-but they don’t so he settles for the orange one

-he’s called the company multiple times to complain he’s waiting for them to call back

Two-bit:
-Fought Pony the first couple of days

-“SERIOUSLY? YOU WANT TO TAKE UP A SCREEN SO THAT I CANT WATCH MY OWN NETFLIX BUT LAST WEEK YOU COULDNT TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES?? YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO STAY YOU COULD’VE WALKED AROUND THE MALL!!”

-“Listen, PoNyBoNeR. NOBODY and I mean NOBODY watches movies on Netflix it’s all about binging Baby Daddy, my friend.”

-“WEVE HAD THE ACCOUNT FOR A WEEK NOW YOURE SUDDENLY THE NETFLIX MASTER? WE HAVE SEVEN PEOPLE ON THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!”

-He ignores that last comment and answers the question, “Yes. And I say movies suck.”

-“DUDE the reviews for Wonder Woman were crazy I wanted to see it.”

-“Yeah, like I want to spend my precious time watching a lil twerp watch a chick flick.”

-Truth is he already went to see it five times

-Actually watches every show out there but mostly comedies

-Rewatches Friends all the time

-He’s never actually watched a movie tho

-He’s like Soda he can’t sit still long enough

-He wouldn’t have a problem buying his own account if he had to but using The Curtis’ is much more fun

-He had the free trial for a month but he canceled his subscription when it was over like he does with every other free trial

Dally:
-Only uses the account to watch porn in good quality

-That’s literally it I’m serious he doesn’t care for tv shows or movies it doesn’t have any other use to him

-Well he’s waiting for a good investment to come along and then he’s swiping that credit card info so quick

-He doesn’t use it for show watching purposes but he does fuck around with profile names and changes the pictures to piss Soda off mostly

-He changes the penguin to the Panda and it is a problem because Soda likes penguins and Pandas just aren’t the same

Johnny: 
-He watches the trendy shows and movies sometimes

-He takes Pony’s recommendations to heart because Pony loves this kinda thing so he figures Pony must know what he’s talking about

-He really likes Once Upon A Time

-And Raising Hope

-And literally any show that surrounds a group of friends because he relates to them for obvious reasons

-Okay but Gossip Girl is his shit

-The last profile has his name on it but the rest of boys share it

-Obsessed with Riverdale

-Pony didn’t fight with Johnny about using Netflix because he would tag along to movies before they got an account


Steve:
-Always pushed Darry to sign up for Hulu instead because they update faster and it’s the same price for no commercials as the 4 screen plan

-Helps Dally mess up the names

-Shamelessly watches whatever he wants

-Toddlers and Tiaras? Sure.

-My Little Pony? Yep.

-Cupcakes Wars? Hell yeah!

-Just no OITNB because that shit gets too crazy for him (RIP Dylan)

-Watches New Girl like it’s his religion

- He watched Family Guy and American Dad in the actual order they came out except for the first few seasons bc the quality/art style sucked

- He’s the type of person who need need needs to have something to snack on while he’s watching a show

-like he’ll plan it out or just save his food until he watches his show

-Laughed at Pony for spending all his time watching movies but now he never leaves his house because he’s binging shows

-They had the same conversation as the one with Two except Steve watched Wonder Woman seven times and once was with Sodapop who made him swear not to tell Pony

-But he’s a bitch so he exposed him when Soda refused to admit that Rainbow Dash is better than Pinky Pie

-Pony flipped

-Then Two came forward and it was a huge mess


This is for @maxisprettygay and @matt-dillon-trash

IM STILL SO MAD LIKE WHY DIDNT IT POST?? But at least it’s going up now

#the gang #headcannons #netflix

[pandepon]

I personally as a trans person dislike trans headcannons (not much as I hate cis headcannons) because I mean, an trans wouldn't like seeing another trans character being draw as cis. So why you have the right to draw a cis character as trans? It's not even representative to the community, it's most likely a genital swap for stupid penetration fetishes. Being so fuckin disgusting and transphobic like the op was! WTF!!!! TRANS BOYS ARE NOT GIRLS.

There are just no trans characters that are painted in a positive light in video games and cartoons [a lot of the art community is all about these two forms of entertainment] If there are a few trans characters in a tv series it is usually only on netflix or amazon series like OITNB, Transparent, Gypsy, Sense8 and OA] but also minor characters in series like Degrassi, Ugly Betty, The L Word, Glee, etc]   Any other stories of trans people end up being from documentaries. 

There is so little [positive] representation for trans people in cartoons and video games. I, and arguably many other artists, love video game characters, anime, and cartoons like Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, Regular Show, etc along with others] and there is no representation for us in these series [though SU plays with gender roles and expression a lot which is amazing!]. But then there are cartoons that show trans characters as a punchline like Family Guy, American Dad, Super Jail, etc where though sometimes it bring good dialogue about it but other times its made to be laughed at. [Remember the scene when Brian just vomits after he finds out he fucked a trans woman for a solid two minutes and then says that transwomen are suppose to notify the neighborhood like a sex offender is suppose to??]

Forget trans representation in video games, maybe there was one in Dragon Age but I cant think of any others?

Honestly I see no issue with having a HC of a character being LGBTQ+ because unless they clearly have been shown to have a dick and a specific sexual identity there is no reason one cant HC that to better representation and to give a different dimension to a character.Anyway I can understand the feeling of “We dont want to make cis characters trans, it would be nice to have an actual trans character”.  tw: gross fetishism of trans under cut

Also I get triggered hardcore when people do weird trans fetishes like becoming pregnant or period fucking. Like when cis people write that shit they seriously dont understand that many trans guys are super dysphoric about shit involving that. Not only that but the lack of knowledge they display of how being trans works cuz one cannot be on hormones and have much of a period to have sex during if any, and it would not be possible to get pregnant either due to the lack of period or the body miscarrying a baby because testosterone is toxic to a fetus. Yes FTM men can get pregnant, but it must be planned for, they would have to stop taking T and start taking more estrogen whether their goal is to carry the baby themselves or to extract eggs to use a surrogate for]

Sometimes I’m ok with ftm porn as long as it is tasteful and as long as the genitalia actually looks closer to ftm with the bottom growth. I actually have this porn art to thank for me becoming more comfortable with that part of me. Prior to transitioning I’d never been comfortable with things down there FFS I’m in my well into my 20s and still haven’t gotten a pelvic exam. But I’ve become more comfortable with myself. 

I do understand though that even if I find trans art comforting in some respects, others may find it super triggering because dysphoria just isn’t the same for everyone.

It is a vwery shaky topic that differs for each person and some trans people might hate trans OCs or trans HCs, others might find comfort in them. It is great that we all have different tastes and it just goes to show that everyone’s experience with their gender and body is different along with their tastes in art and porn.

I agree with you and I understand your position on this and it really is a shaky area in someways

TRANS BOYS AREN’T GIRLS!

Thanks anon!

#ftm stuff #talk of dysphoria/// #transphobia mentioned