#PLS TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!!!!! EX DEE

[clompe]

Pls pls pls tell me about Dee I am so intrigued

Dee <3 <3<3<3

She's a real sweetheart, she's the barons childe in new orleans and her (anarch) job is essentially to keep good ties with the other anarchs + pass messages along + etc. Not really a sweeper*, but she has a mental index going on wrt who the anarchs are + where they hang out. Which is an incredible feat considering several nights out of the week shes at her REAL job... where she's busy working at her aunts funeral home!! :3c I quite like the funeral home, i need to think about it more but shes a third generation mortician, eventually she'll inherit the home herself. (This is how she eats!! That blood would all be going to waste otherwise! [picture] <(this is her)) She takes a lot of pride in her work + her family's legacy

*They recently got a real sweeper so she's been leading him around town taking a census. They are becoming good friends and its very cute. Some old ex-sabbat-would-join-again bitch herpetologist from london (216, looks 50) and the person trying to get you to volunteer at the homeless shelter (33, looks 22) just hanging out in the bayou. imagine this with me.

Also, worth noting, she and her sire are in a double blood bond. Dee has the bond junkie flaw so naturally she never really wanted to get off the initial bond. And Josephine (her sire) felt really uncomfortable with the arrangement so. Make it mutual? Sure. What can possibly go wrong. (It is now very easy for the camarilla to make the baron Very Upset and Act Irrationally)

ALSO...!! How could I possibly forget. In literally every single second she has to herself she's swimming in the bayou as either a cottonmouth snake or alligator. SOMETIMES just herself but i can't imagine natural hair likes swamp water that much. I have seen some tricks though so it does happen. But tbh if i could turn into a little creature i'd spend all my free time that way too

She has mostly functioned as the welcoming committee for anarch pcs because shes otherwise busy most of the time. Which makes her a very pleasant character to play and it's always a delight to get a new anarch

I colored this in once but decided i didnt want to look at it anymore. Secret unreleased color ver

#stoned + fighting for my life here. ignore weirdness #i would like to develop her more but I'm not too sure what to explore!! shes Catholic so...... maybe crisis of faith arc? Who knows #thank u btw ive always wanted one of these..... #asks

[dogmascutie]

dee tell me more abt hound and runor rn 🔫

pls 💖

ask and ye shall receive sira 😌 (thank you for asking about my favorite made-up couple)

okay okay so. first of all, i love them. the rest is going under the cut bc i talk about them at LENGTH

second of all! runor is from tatooine, and they’re a tusken raider! i’ve had lots of back and forth ideas on them, and i’m not totally sure i’ve landed on a solid backstory, but basically their mother left home with them and their sister as small children for some reason, and their family was forced to make a living breeding akk dogs and massifs for small tatooine settlements. runor loved it, and when their mother found distant family to resettle with, they decided to go their own way and find work elsewhere in the universe. they’re partially inspired by the tusken woman’s story found in the short story anthology, “a separate point of view.”

they’re non-binary, something they realized pretty early on. they’re shorter than hound, with a stocky but strong body. as a nod to their culture (and partially out of habit/comfort), runor usually has their face covered, though not with the traditional tusken mask, as they have somewhat separated from their family by leaving tatooine. because we don’t know what tusken raiders look like, i like to believe their culture is similar to mandalorians - not a race, but a creed. i firmly believe they raise any abandoned younglings they come across, and so i believe under their mask, runor is part human, part cathar. regardless, very few people see runor’s face uncovered, though once they trusted hound, they revealed their appearance to him. hound personally believes runor is the most beautiful person he’s ever seen.

runor’s true passion is working with animals, canines especially, and they basically land the gig of a lifetime providing and training massifs for the gar - runor gets along well with the clones (similar views on community and family, honor and glory in battle, etc) and was happy to do it, as well as get paid a regular and decent wage. runor and hound meet pretty early on in the war, and it’s instant sparks. they harbor a crush on one another for a while, but while hound is unsure and afraid it might be one-sided, runor notices hound’s returned feelings pretty quickly and is happy to make the first move. they’re basically inseparable from the first date, and hound quickly becomes acquainted with runor’s personal animals: burk, the large akk dog runt, and then the three massifs. sunset is their oldest massif, named after tatooine’s binary sunset, and she’s their right hand dog - also the daughter of runor’s mother’s right hand dog, quaraka. then there’s pumpkin, who’s kinda goofy but very sweet, and the little puppy, lovebug. he was born on the battle of geonosis, and yeah, runor sees the irony now.

they’re a very sweet and wholesome couple and the definition of dog parents. i like to think that after the war, they do a lot of work with veteran clones experiencing ptsd (bc order 66 doesn’t exist in my world 😌) and therapy massifs. i also think runor returns home and reunites with their mother, introducing her to their brave clone partner. she’s initially cautious, and i don’t believe hound would be allowed into tusken settlements, but he would get to meet runor’s sister eventually, and even runor’s newborn niece and nephew! because i hc mandalorians and tuskens have a history (ex., the armorer’s mask having tusken imagery, din knowing the language and having their respect, boba earning their gadaffi stick), hound would be more trusted than most outsiders as he would know mando’a and be respectful of the tusken way.

annnnnd that’s it. one day i’ll write their fic, but this is the basic ridiculously long overview! if you’ve stuck around this long, here’s a cutie pie massif

ask me about the corries! oc or otherwise

#wow i could write an essay on them apparently #i just. i care them your honor #hound and runor for life #thiccumz #ask dee

[deckerstarwrites]

wanted plots for my 1x1 blog @mostpxculiar as well as fcs I’d like to play/play opposite to. please like this post, or dm me if you’d like to discuss any of these plots further! tw: nsfw/smut plots cheating, pregnancy, murder/blood,  under the cut.

plots i want, but also please come at me with plots YOU want!

a plot based off of fleabag/hot priest from fleabag

someone should give me a plot with this big bad gang leader and his super soft and cute girlfriend that has him wrapped around her finger. like he’s a feared man, which she doesn’t really care about. and she’s there to patch him up and while he usually tries to hide her away from the cruel world he’s in whenever he isn’t there with her, she just patiently waits for him when he’s out and about doing his business and he’s so fascinated by her and no matter how much of a bad guy he is, he’s just so soft for her and he’d do anything for her!!! and then his most precious possession gets kidnaped and shit goes down snsnsns (m/f, f/f)

f/f plot where a snobby, graceful, poised and rich prima ballerina falls in love with a reckless pole dancer who is super hot with a 6 pack and colourful hair and the girls are total polar opposites pls hmu

a plot where muse a just needs to get away from everything so she packs up everything into her small shitty car that barley runs and just drives. she loses count of the boarders she crossed until she lands right into the middle of a small town where the population is like 2 thousand and her car breaks down. so she goes into a diner that she sees is open and she asks about a mechanic so the lady in the diner calls up her friend who happens to be muse b, the local mechanic. so muse b comes over and tells her that he wont be able to check her car out until morning bc its like 10 pm now so muse a is going to check into a motel or smth but muse b offers to put her up for the night and bc shes broke she says yeah and basically they end up banging with the intention that after tomorrow they are never gonna see each other again - wrong. muse b goes down to his shop and looks at the engine and a really important parts gone in it and its going to take a couple weeks for it to come in and basically muse a has to stay in this shitty small town for the next couple of weeks AND THEY FALL FOR EACH OTHER AND WE CAN FIGURE THE REST OUT! (m/f, f/f)

I really want a one night stand where she snuck out before he woke up and he tried looking her up but he didn’t even know her full name, so he moved on. Move on years down the road and he’s just gotten engaged and at the engagement part he’s introduced to her sister that’s been living overseas for the past few days, but who is it, that girl from all those years ago. Better yet, meet her child, wait, why do they his eyes.

modern hades and persephone where persephone is a tired college student and when she finds out the god of the underworld wants to make her his bride she’s like “become queen of the dead AND never have to go to an 8 AM lecture again, not to mention watch with popcorn as my ex dies and finds out my new boyfriend is his new king? YES PLZ” and just fucking swandives down into the underworld and hades is like “…i had a carriage prepared but okay that works too”

plot three. six months ago he let the nanny give him head. he has been avoiding talking to her since, and is really flustered. she is a full time, live in nanny in their giant mansion. i’m getting a ‘living in england’ vibe, but i’m not sure. he has 3-4 kids running around with his wife of years. the nanny can’t stand the wife, but is obviously polite. his wife is bitchy, whiny, and all she cares is about appearances. who cares if you’re actually happy? just play happy. pretend to be happy. the nanny loves to fluster him when the wife isn’t home. she’ll wear short outfits, lean over, not wear underwear, forget to wear a bra. it was a holiday. so they invited the nanny to eat dinner with them. she starts rubbing him under the table. later on that day, he pulls the nanny to the side into the bathroom or something to tell her that she had to cut it out and that it was a one time thing. out of the blue  - he kisses her hard. just give me lots of behind the wives back, and maybe she gets pregnant down the line?

ok but i need a plot where there’s these two idiots who are roommates, and they bicker and act like a married couple constantly, and can hang out like bros but they’re completely platonic, no we’re not in love that’s preposterous!! and it’s so evident that they’re into each other like whenever one goes out on a date, the other is all bitter like ‘no i’m definitely not jealous’. and they like leave bars together at some stupidly early hour and their friends tease them and they just go home and get drunk together instead. and like domestic washing the dishes and fighting over who does what and flinging soap at each other. and then one day it kind of just clicks, you know, like wow you’re my best friend but i think i might love you as more this is so difficult and just, give this to me now.  (m/f, f/f)

not to be dramatic or anything but i really want a sugar daddy/sugar baby plot where the muse a is “ happily ” married ceo of a big company with shit tons of money and muse a goes out to a local bar just to chill when they meet muse b. ofc they hit it off and go in muse a’s car and fuck all night and in the morning muse a offers muse b a proposition, if muse b agrees to be muse a’s mistress then muse a will give muse b anything they want starting their sugar baby/sugar daddy relationship. it’s all good until muse a sees muse b all over another guy and looses it and gets into a huge fight with muse b that ends with muse a fucking muse b up against his car and yea gimmie this smut i need sneaky around and sexting while around his wife nd getting him riled up like yes pls thank  

bloody , murderous & psychotic couples who love killing people for the thrill and make out with bloody lips and high five each other by the mountains of dead bodies they made . fuckyeah ?  give me this crazy shit . serial killer couples . vampire couples . dark romeo & juliet couples . modern au persephone & hades couples . couples who compete to see who kills the most or the most gruesome . give me gore . give me bloodshed . GIVE IT TO ME !  (m/f, f/f) (focusing a lot on hades/persephone, vampires but willing to go the bonnie and clyde or serial killer route)

no offense but i need a messy exes plot where they can’t get over one another no matter what they do and they always tell themselves they’re not gonna go back to them yet every time they get done with a date they end up knocking on the other person’s door and just jealousy and angst and heartbreak and crying because they don’t know if this is ever going to work out but they can’t walk away because this person is still their whole fucking world and they don’t know how to move on  (m/f, f/f)

faceclaims I’d like to play and play against or both  but also literally come at me with your fcs!!!

Inbar Lavi

Tom Ellis

Lauren German

Sophia Bush

Trevante Rhodes

Zoe Saldana

Madelaine Petsch 

Camila Mendes

Lesley Ann Brandt

Manny Montana

Diane Guerrero 

Adria Arjona

Ana De Arms

Aisha Dee

Chris Evans

Ryan Gosling

John Krazinski

Matt Czuchry

Lana Condor 

Elizabeth Lail

Anya Charlotra

Victoria Pedretti

Zazie Beetz

Shay Mitchell

Candice Patton

Margot Robbie

Florence Pugh

Lucy Liu

Jodie Comer

Katie Mcgrath

Justin Baldoni

Indya Moore

Oscar Isaac

Matthew Daddario

Tessa Thompson

#[[wanted plot]] #[[wanted opposite]] #[[wanted fc]] #1x1 rp #1x1

[fragilelcngs-blog]

INTRODUCING…. me.

hey, babes !! my name’s dee, and i’m very new around here. i’m twenty-three, live in the est, and use she/her pronouns. i’m a moody aquarius, chaotic neutral, and infp for those of you that are into literally anything that will tell you about your personality like me. i’m legit so painfully shy but i’m so down for plots, threads, and ships of all kinds so please bring me whatever your little hearts desire !!! i’m so stoked to be here and write with y’all it’s INSANE, and my ims are ALWAYS open for screaming about plotting, sharing headcanons, or making friends !! i only have two triggers that i feel should be mentioned and those are anything involving heavily graphic or explicit mentions of self-harm or pedophilia. otherwise, i’m good to go but please let me know if i miss something and don’t tag or give a content warning for any of your triggers !!!

INTRODUCING…. the muses.

HEATHER VINCENT, phoebe tonkin, ( 26 ) + screwtape by cane hill.

JANIE FOLEY, holland roden, ( 21 ) + disco tits by tove lo.

CARCOSA LUSK, lucy hale, ( 23 ) + ain’t no grave by johnny cash.

MICKEY ST. CLAIR, lynn gunn, ( 24 ) + soon be gone by boots.

VERONICA ST. CLAIR, carlson young, ( 21 ), + hotter than hell by dua lipa.

EVE RAYNER, holland roden, ( 27 ), + when the levee breaks by led zeppelin.

VALERIA PADILLA, eiza gonzalez, ( 27 ), + down by stone temple pilots.

MOLLY STARRETT, madelaine petsch, ( 22 ), + ultraviolence by lana del rey.

BRITNEY STARRETT, katherine mcnamara, ( 20 ), + come as you are by nirvana.

NIKKI FREY, maggie lindemann, ( 19 ), + baby i’m dead inside by kopps.

INTRODUCING…. wanted plots.

oh wOW alright so i’m gonna be basic for a second and tell y’all that i fucking love angst. i mean, fluff’s great and all, but my heart truly lies with the gritty, toxic, dysfunctional, and fucked up. i’m also a huge fan of anything having to do with crime so if you ever wanna do any crime plots come my way !!!  it’s also no secret that i’m a very big fan of age gaps ( obvs not with minors because GROSS ). but seriously, give me everything. friends or exes or enemies to lovers, two toxic people that know they should walk away from each other but can’t live without the other, criminals on the run, any kind of criminal or bad influence with pure characters that have hearts made of gold, characters that go through something horrible together and become each other’s lifeline because they’re the only ones that understand, secret and / or taboo relationships, slowburn and unrequited love, exes that reconnect under literally any kind of circumstances, etc. i’ll link some good examples of my favorite plots so you can get a feel for what i’m describing !!!

x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x are all some ( hopefully ) pretty good examples !!

i’m also always down for plots away from the romantic side of things. i LOVE giving my characters ride or dies, enemies, exes, family, or anything else you can think of. the more unique the connection the better !! legit one of the best relationships i ever played out in an rp was between carcosa and another girl. totally platonic, but it was such a rich and fucked up dynamic that was full of toxicity and power struggles and manipulation and backstabbing, but also drunken benders and risky adventures and late night confessions, and those were easily some of the funnest threads and plotting sessions i’ve ever had. so please, like i said, give me all of the connections.

INTRODUCING…. the favorites.

i’m totally gonna break this down into quick lil sections because i have a lot of favorite things lmao so here you go !!!

SHIPS

tbh i have so many favorite crackships so pls don’t even get me started on those ?? but i love both f/f and m/f ships and have absolutely zero preference when it comes to which one we do. i’m also a huge fan of poly ships and i’ll never say no to having multiple ships/plots/threads with the same person. i’m very much a multi-ship kinda gal so as long as it’s cool with my writing partner(s) i tend to assume each ship is in it’s own little verse unless otherwise discussed. though i’m totally down for and love ic drama so don’t be afraid to approach me about ships existing in the same timeline !! i’m a fan of everything from the sickly sweet and fluffy to the fucked up, toxic, and angsty so just give me all of the ships because tbh i’m a slut for ‘em.

FACES

alright so some of my favorite faces to play are holland roden, lucy hale, phoebe tonkin, eiza gonzalez, madelaine petsch, katherine mcnamara, dove cameron, halsey, emma greenwell, maggie lindemann, emmy rossum, madison davenport, lynn gunn, vanessa morgan, carlson young, deborah ann woll, and maggie siff. some of my favorite ladies to play against are zoey deutch, lindsey morgan, kat graham, vanessa morgan, dua lipa, eliza taylor, adelaide kane, candice patton, dove cameron, arden cho, chloe bennet, vanessa hudgens, danielle campbell, ashley benson, margot robbie, blake lively, ginny gardner, angelina jolie, emeraude toubia, meghan markle, and zoe kravitz. some of my favorite fellas to play against are charlie hunnam, jon bernthal, dj cotrona, charles melton, manny montana, oscar isaac, andy biersack, andrew lincoln, chris evans, bob morley, garrett hedlund, tom hardy, jason momoa, tyler posey, michael b. jordan, frank grillo, jeffrey dean morgan, dom sherwood, jensen ackles, skeet ulrich, and froy gutierrez.

EXTRAS

 just for fun, here’s a mismatched list of some of my favorite things across the board !! snakes, glitter, the colors purple, teal, and black, dogs, iced coffee, horror movies, outlaw bikers, drag queens, classic rock, vinyl records, bath and body works, geodes, mexican food, pulp fiction, the moon and stars, tattoos, neon lights, iasip, succulents and cacti, richard siken, candles, myths and folklore, metallic lipstick, sons of anarchy, and concerts.

INTRODUCING…. future plans.

tbh i hope to get a lot of things out of this group. i’m hoping to find a safe space to let my creativity run wild and a home for my muses where they can constantly grow and develop through interactions with other characters, in-depth plots, and my own exploration the more i write with them. i’m also hoping this will be a good opportunity to make friends, since i’m very much a loner and some of the best people i’ve met have been through the world of roleplaying. i definitely want to push my muses and challenge myself to be a better writer here, and i hope to help out those of you that are seeking the same things in your journey !! i’m already planning on adding some more muses in the very near future ( because i have ZERO impulse control ), and as far as future plans for plots go i want EVERYTHING. romantic, enemies, exes, familial, platonic, and literally anything in between. i would definitely love some slowburn ships where our characters don’t just fall in love overnight. i’d also be so down for exploring the dynamics of age gap relationships. not just the taboo aspect of them but like the differences in generations, the potential repercussions, the ups and downs and the times where they’re not sure if they can make it work.

INTRODUCING…. why i said fuck it.

i mean who hasn’t felt like saying fuck it to the rpc ??? i’ve been rping for several years, about six of those years have been on tumblr and as much love as i can have for this community at times, most days it’s just fucking exhausting. i feel like it’s mostly become a very toxic, judgmental, and honestly shallow place. i hate the expectation groups put on members these days with activity checks and whatnot because honestly who even has the time to write every single day ????? or y’know sometimes we just don’t feel like it ?????? i know for me personally between my mental health and irl responsibilities i just don’t have the time or energy to be on every two days. and plus a lot of them are cliquey af or die in a week or are riddled with petty drama so i tend to avoid them altogether. i joined the indie community in hopes of rping on my terms and while i def feel like that was a step in the right direction, it’s still a very exclusive community at times and i’ve had difficulty fitting in. there’s still a lot of ugliness towards female ocs or muns that exclusively play females and tbh i’m over it ??? i decided to give this group a try because i love the idea of the indie format but in a group, making it easier to plot with people and put yourself out there. tl;dr i decided to say fuck it because the community’s gone downhill and i needed a change.

#fckit:task001 #( dee you gangly uncoordinated b*tch / ooc. ) #i have to censor my own ooc tag bc otherwise my posts don't show up in the tags rip #anyway i'm def gonna do the second task and get my intro posts up for my muses in the next couple of days #in the mean time it's so nice to meet y'all and i'm v excited to write with you!!!

[specialmindz]

“Hey Snas, SNAS!”

“*yawn* what is it bro?”

“Look what I can do.”

“*sigh* that’s great pap,” said Sans drowsily.

“You doesn’t sound like you think is great.”

“can’t this wait until AFTER the crack of noon?”

Why’s he gotta wake me up so early all the time?

“NO! Paise da’ baby, or I’s gonna get the low self-esteem when I gets big!”

“*yawn*”

“I’s gonna get the low self-esteem and then I’s gonna grow up to be a serial killer-”

“pap-”

“And then nobody will have any cereal and it’ll be all yo’ fault big Buther, cause’ you’s ne-glect-ful.”

“i’m not gonna praise you for sticking your dirty smelly feet in your mouth.” Sans turned over in bed and pulled the blanket over his head, hoping to somehow drown the baby bones out, but unfortunately, his brother was in a chatty mood today.

“Mah feets not dirty stink head, and they doesn’t smell bad either!”

“papyruuuus...lemme sleeeep!”

“They smells like peaches big Buther...”

“That would be the cyclosarin,” said Gaster entering the nursery. “Come, leave your brother alone and follow me to the Medical Wing.”

“NO! I want to pay wit Snas-”

“You can play with him after your checkup, now move.”

“Why I needs a stink checkup?!”

“Because you’ve been crawling around in cyclosarin.”

“Baby had a checkup yeserday, today I pays wit Snas.”

“Noooo, today you get a checkup because you ingested a highly flammable liquid,” said Gaster, picking up the baby bones.

“Why you gotta cap in my fru loops, dawg?”

“I’m not *sigh* I’m not ‘crapping in your fruit loops-’“

“YOU CAP IN MAH FRU LOOPS!”

Gaster ignored him and upon reaching the Medical Wing, picked the nearest room and sat Papyrus down on the examination table. The infant immediately began crinkling the paper, bouncing on the mat with his rear end whilst the scientist poured a few liters of Tracer fluid into a bottle.

A cup would have been smaller and much easier to use measurement wise, but he knew Papyrus would reject it. Babies only drank from bottles and so Papyrus would always do the same, regardless of what was in it.

It’s a good thing he accepts it without the top...hopefully this isn’t too much...

The Tracer fluid would make it easier for him to see the baby’s ectoplasm and scan it for irregularities, but he’d have to get Papyrus to drink it first, which was always annoying.

“Okay Papyrus, now drink the Tracer fluid and hold still plea-”

“What dat fluid for? Is glowy as hell! Nyeh heh heh!”

“You KNOW what it’s for, we have this conversation every time you ingest something you shouldn’t...which is practically everyday, because you won’t stay away from the Dump like I asked you to.”

“Daaaamn Daddy, I’s just a baby! I can’t remember stuff good cause’ I’s widdle...”

“Drink the fluid.”

”Is not like I’s lacking the edge-jew-ma-cation...”

“Drink the fluid.”

“But mah baby-brain can’t hold all my mamories-”

“Memories.”

“Mini-wheats, cause’ my big ol’ head still not big enough. It gots a soft spot on it too-”

“Don’t poke that.”

“You gots to fix it Daddy! You gots to get me a new head for my growing brain or is gonna come out my eyes and nose-”

“Drink the fluid.”

“Then I’s gonna get the headaches cause’ mah brain gonna be smooshed and I’s gonna cry, but no tears will be able to get out!”

“DRINK THE FLUID.”

“My tears gonna go down my tiny throat and make me drown, Daddy! I NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!”

“Your medical attention is right here, drink the fluid.”

Papyrus sniffed the cup, suspicious of the strange faintly glowing liquid inside. “What dis paint be?”

“It’s not paint, it’s Tracer-”

“Why you gots to feed me paint? You tryin’ to get baby high? We gonna get high and paint a rainbow?”

“IT’S NOT PAINT.”

“Nyeh? What it be then? Is glowy snot? Gives it to Snas-”

“IT’S TRACER!”

“Kay’.”

“*Sigh*”

“What it do?”

“Its small radioactive properties should cause the ectoplasm in your bones to glow once ingested and absorbed. Humans use it to find tumors and to-”

“DANCE!”

“I beg your pardon?”

I am NOT dancing for you.

“They uses it to dance in da’ dark! I seens it! They drinks the paint and then they shakes what their mommies gave em’!”

Oh, that’s what he meant.

“Pl-Please don’t twerk on the table Papyrus, it’s dangerous.”

“I’S GONNA BE PART OF DA’ BOO MAN GROUP!” exclaimed Papyrus.  gulping down the liquid excitedly. It wasn’t long however, until he promptly spit it back up, drenching the front of his orange onesie in radioactive liquid.

“Oooooh! Now my jammies gonna glow...”

“Nooo, NOW they’re going in the wash-”

“I want to show Snas my glow jammies.”

“Absolutely not, his font is unstable and we don’t need a repeat of Hiroshima-don’t-don’t spread that on the wall-”

“Dis gonna fix my head?”

“Sure, sure it will,” lied the scientist, examining Papyrus’s ectoplasm through an portable ex-ray slide. Everything seemed to be in order, thankfully. He would however, have to make it a point not to allow the baby bones outside for awhile where the temperatures were MUCH hotter.

Not that he was suppose to leave anyway.

If he did, there was a chance that Papyrus’s ectoplasm would catch flame from the heat build-up within his bones.

Now all I have to do is give the little Horror a bath.

“Dis gonna make me like Deadmau5?”

“Yes, you’ll be EXACTLY like Dead Mouse, now hold sti-”

“Cause’ I don’t like Deadmau5.”

“...”

”Also you spelled-did it wrong.”

“...”

“You’s lucky I noticed you’s lying about the mouse, or you’d need tissues for da’ issues I’d be causing...”

Gaster ignored him and filled the nearby sink with water.

“...Dis gonna make me like Jack-in-da’-box? The big person dat look like a clown and sells the fast food?”

“...”

“Cause’ I don’t like him neither.”

“Let me know when you’re done, yes?”

“Jack the one that be done, somebody cutted him in half!”

“Mm-hm.”

“IS TOO! I founds a rainbow box at da’ Dump with a handle...and when I turn-id the handle dat one song that goes do do dee do do started paying...”

“...”

“Then when the song was getting to the good part, half da’ Jack came out! It scare Snas reeeal bad-”

“Sans isn’t suppose to be at the Dump.”

“Well he was, and I’ll tells you another thing about Snas...”

“No thanks, you’re all clean so you can go now.”

“Is important dough!”

“I highly doubt it.”

“No it is! Is reeeally important.”

“Sans and important don’t go together,” said Gaster heading back to the nursery at a brisker pace.

Papyrus however, would have none of it.

“YOU’S GONNA LISTEN OR IMMA DRAW ON YO’ PAPERS!”

“ALRIGHT FINE!” yelled the older skeleton, struggling to maintain his composure. “As. you. wish. What do you need to tell me about Sans that’s sooo important?”

“...I gots to tell you dat Snas’ full of puss, but he never gonna get any unless he grow some balls.”

“...Get out of the doorway.”

“You know that glow paint that makes yo’ head big? I needs you to put dat on Sans in two paces-”

CA-THUNK!

Gaster closed the door and locked it behind him.

“YOU GOTS TO HELP SNAS GROW SOME BALLS OR I’S GONNA TELL DA’ KING YOU’S A POOR SCIENTIST!!”

“...what?”

#Fonttale #fonttale au #undertale #undertale au #papyrus #sans #gaster #baby bones #baby papyrus #fonts #creepy papyrus

[1x1shawn]

Man, oh man, here I am asking for plots again. Hi everyone, I’m Shawn and I’m a 1x1 addict. Right now I feel like I don’t have enough plots and people to talk to, so if you’re the type of person who loves to chat a lot and headcanon and get to know your writing partners, then please slam that like button or IM me and lets be friends. I don’t mind how long you take to do replies or answer memes. I don’t have any triggers and I don’t do smut. Under the cut are some ideas and fcs I’d love to play. Or bring me a plot you’ve been dying for!

Plots:

THIS

“MY DAD’S A POLICE OFFICER AND HE ALWAYS COMES HOME COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS DUMB NEW PARTNER WHO’S STRAIGHT OUT OF TRAINING AND WHEN THEY FINALLY HIT IT OFF HE COMES OVER FOR DINNER AND FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS SO HOT AU”

“ going through a really bad break up and answering the door for your pizza in a baggy t-shirt and your underwear because you have nothing left to lose and the pizza boy is genuinely very concerned about you being okay so he assures you he’s not a serial killer and invites you to get dressed and ride shotgun in his shitty silver car while he delivers pizza for the rest of the night and he listens to you talk and tells you how much off an idiot your asshole ex was “

Princess/servant plot (kind of like a Cinderfella type deal?)

Bad girl/good boy

A plot based off of Watsky’s Sloppy Seconds

" forget the good girl meets bad boy plots seriously give me all the bad girl meets bad boy and makes him succumb to his knees and plays hard to get and drives him crazy and he’s never been this into someone and she enjoys the attention so much and IF YOU’RE WILLING TO BE DARING, THIS COULD BE M/M AND STILL BE SO MUCH FUN pls dance your way into my inbox or like this and i’ll just rain headcanons and feels on you pls”

“i know lots of people get all hot and heavy for the ‘rebel/bad influence who goes after the goody goody/nerd to corrupt them’ but what about the reverse? what if the rebel was the one minding their own business when the goody goody suddenly started approaching them, asking them out, trying to get to know them. constant pestering and cute little quips that leave the rebel flustered (and a little flattered but don’t tell the goody goody shhh).just picture it. initially people think the rebel is the one giving the goody goody a hard time but instead the rebel’s trying to avoid getting seen with the other a lot bc no you’re too pure and sweet you’re gonna ruin my punk rock image sTOP. but the goody goody just doesn’t care about image or labels they just know that they want the rebel and dammitthey’re gonna get the rebel.“

“ someone give me a m/m sugar daddy 1x1 & @ first it’s just for the gr8 fucks but one time the sugar daddy ( MUSE A ) invited his sugar baby ( MUSE B ) to some fancy rich gala or something & ppl keep flirting with MUSE B & MUSE A gets hella jealous & takes him back to his huge a$$ penthouse & bangs him so hard telling MUSE B that he’s all his & all of a sudden feelINGS DEVELOP & PLS LET ME BE MUSE B & JUST LIKE THIS OR COME INTO MY ASK PLS “

“ Gimmie a plot where two people are placed into witness protection at the same time and end up having to pretend to be a cute married couple living in the suburbs. Give me a hardened criminal who sold out his boss for his freedom having to pretend to be a nice guy working at some cheesy nine to five job. Give me a pure, kind hearted girl who walked in on a murder and testified because it was the right thing and now has to deal with what she’d been through. Give me them trying to play house with annoying neighbors and forgetting their new fake names. It will be so cute and funny and I just want it ok “

“Gimmie a plot where two people are placed into witness protection at the same time and end up having to pretend to be a cute married couple living in the suburbs. Give me a hardened criminal who sold out his boss for his freedom having to pretend to be a nice guy working at some cheesy nine to five job. Give me a pure, kind hearted girl who walked in on a murder and testified because it was the right thing and now has to deal with what she’d been through. Give me them trying to play house with annoying neighbors and forgetting their new fake names. It will be so cute and funny and I just want it ok”

“imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century.What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.ok imagine if it was a plot“

“ tbh give me a “damn you used to be dorky and lame as fuck in high school but now you’re fucking hot and i kinda wanna rip your clothes off but oops i used to make your life a living hell??? pls tell me you accept blowjobs as a form of an apology????” plot thanks “

Plot based off of this?

Faceclaims (Not limited to only these at all lmao):

Charles Michael Davis

Eddie Redmayne

Matthew Daddario 

Harry Shum Jr.

Jeremy Allen White

Nico Tortorella

Nyle DiMarco

MIchael Socha

Candice Patton

Dove Cameron

Josefine Frida Pettersen

Shantel Vansanten

Allison Scagliotti

Karla Souza

Camila Mendes

Madelaine Petsch

Naomi Scott

Alisha Wainwright 

Aisha Dee

#1x1 #wanted 1x1 #1x1 partner #wanted plot #1x1 blog #seeking 1x1s for a good time #this is too long omg #someone come be my friend that's what this is really about tbh omg