Finding John Christmas - CBS - November 30, 2003
Drama
Running Time: 91 minutes
Stars:
Valerie Bertinelli as Kathleen McAllister
David Cubitt as Noah Greeley
Peter Falk as Max
William Russ as Hank McAllister
Jeremy Akerman as Antonovitch
David Calderisi as Dr. Merkatz
Patricia Gage as Eleanor McAllister
Michael Hirschbach as Dr. Flynn
Jennifer Pisana as Soccoro Greeley
Maria Ricossa as Marcy Bernard
Kenny Robinson as Pawnbroker
Cassie MacDonald as Tribune Assistant
Justin Blackburn as Young Noah
Brian Heighton as Police Officer
Craig Wood a Fire Chief Vasquez
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NEST INSTINCT. 🖤
PHOTO: JENNY GAGE + TOM BETTERTON
CREATIVE DIRECTOR : ALEX FREUND
FASHION DIRECTOR : LISA MOSKO
CASTING : LAINE ROSENBERG
MODELS: TIIU KUIK at THE SOCIETY MANAGEMENT, PATRICIAMANAGEY SHEM, PATRICIA MOSKO. 📷
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To the O’Mackeys!
Jules: Not you.
Hobby Leader: Hey.
Jules: OH MY GOD.
Hobby Leader: Don’t yell at me, you’re the one who got a whole bunch of hobby enthusiasm in the last eight years since you were last played.
Gabe: By my calculations, if you got a hobby point each month, you could’ve maxed out every hobby by now.
Sure, if you ignore the three years where I was too busy sorting out my CC to actually play the game.
Gabe: By my calculations, shut up.
One step closer to his LTW!
Gabe: CHESS.
Betty: Whatever, nerd.
Meanwhile, Jules calls up her boyfriend, Justin.
Jules: I’m gonna be straight with you, I wanna get laid. Right now.
Justin: I’ll be right there!
Justin and Jules: Let’s do this.
My auto homework mod:
Jules: FUCK.
My auto homework mod: Still no.
Gabe: The only thing rising around here is my career and that’s just the way I like it.
They did at least manage to fall in love.
Jules: Sooooo... wanna play?
Justine: Not quite what I had in mind.
Jules: It’ll have to do until something distracts my dad.
Gabe: *is distracted*
Finally they get down to it!
Townie: I heard someone did woohoo?
Other townie: I don’t see it in the paper.
Townie: Oh yeah, she definitely did it.
Please stop.
Townie: PSYCHE! I just wanted the paper all along!
If I’ve learned anything from teen movies it’s that frat houses cannot be shut down, you gotta sabotage that shit. So let’s bring in the sorority!
SUCCESS!
Gabe: Nah I’m just gonna fuck with the Greek houses some more lol.
Jules: Yeah, my dad’s kind of a big deal, but he’s not as great as me.
Secret Sue: I know someone who’s pretty great!
Jacob: That guy? Seriously?
Townie: Nobody asked you.
Jules: Wanna play for cash?
Ripp: Absolutely not.
Gabe spends all his free time now playing on the swing.
Jules brings home Ivy Copur every day to gossip about the various uberhood randos.
Jules: -And then he pissed himself!
Ivy: No way! Really!?
Jules: I don’t actually know, but it’s statistically likely.
Oh yay, a genie lamp!
Matchmaker: Ehhh maybe I should’ve left the one that sets things on fire?
Next time.
Gabe: I notice you don’t have the flu any more.
And thank fuck for that.
Don’t know why I screencapped a picture of local thirst trap, Leod McGreggor.
Leod: For your followers.
You’re right. Here you go guys, my treat, don’t say I never give you anything.
Social distancing.
Gabe had the day off, so I sent him out to the Film and Literature hobby lot.
Gabe: Booze me up.
Gabe: Is ‘Spot the dog’ an instruction or his name?
Hobby Leader: Please go away and sober up.
Evil Witch: Have some pain rain.
Gabe: Ow ow ow ow ow
Marissa: Tee hee it tickles.
Mrs C: COVER UP, YOU DIRTY HARLOT!!!
Gabe: It’s just board shorts-
Mrs C: I CAN SEE YOUR BULGE, YOU FILTHY SLAG!!!
Meadow: Should we...
Sharla: Nah, let’s just stay here and look cute.
There’s only room for one Grand Witch on this lot! Which one gets to stay? There’s only one way to find out!
Sorry Sandra, we already have roaches.
No.
Gabe started writing a novel and I really wish we could write the blurb at the beginning when we pick the icons, because I’ve already forgotten what it was about.
Tomatoes!
I sold them rather than stocking the fridge and of course, it immediately ran out, so Gabe had to nip out for groceries.
Jules: How do I look?
Pretty good!
Finally, Gabe made good enough friends with the witch to learn her secrets!
Gabe: I HAVE THE POWER!
Jules wanted to invite someone over, so I let her call up Melody Tinker.
Jules: I need you to tell me all about college.
Melody: I dunno how much help I’ll be, I haven’t actually had any classes yet.
Gabe: So you’re off to college today?
Jules: Yep.
Gabe: I’ll miss you.
That said, it didn’t take him long to find a way to deal with the loneliness.
Patricia: So... would it too crude to make a magic wand joke?
Gabe: Yes.
Gabe: But do it anyway.
Gage: And now for my next trick, I’ll merge with the desk.
Will: Is that a porno!?
Gage: No, It’s literature.
Do’t do that.
Gage: Sorry, am I making you uncomfortable?
Yes.
Gage: Good.
And the week ends with him turning Jules’ room into a little witchy study area.
Gage: As Education Minister, I wish to set an example by furthering my education.
Gage: Also I wanna learn how to send a swarm of bees after the next person who kicks over the bin.
UBERHOOD INDEX
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