#SHIP FUEL I GUESS

[friedbreadwombat]

Look if you don't wanna read about me screaming in fandom hivemind incellulia spectacular, this is a warning, pls look away, go do something more fun, or something, idk.

*regurgitates idea like bird*

Stolitz Dancer AU!

Stolas is a choreographer, Blitzo is a performer.

Blitzo is yeah ur usual boi aligning w the helluvaboss plot, coming from not very much privilege, had to work his ass off to get to where he be now. His previous job before he crashed unceremoniously into the perfoming arts scene cursing about fizzaroli, was a guy of a trained private hire security squad that like, assisted the cia, or something. He has a gun yes, and that was all he cared about, besides horses. He doubles as stolas's bodyguard if the plot requires it, still, hence, because, he can do guns. Quality time with daddy. No, no I will never get over that sce-

Stolas is yes rich high fluffy goetia boy of the privilege yes. Again following series, coming from a long generational line of wealthy predecessors of the field, raised to be heir of goetia fam, was given the heck of a library, much knowledge babie, very learn, was hatched, and dancing, as soon as he could walk. what is autonomy, and can you eat it. It's what he's supposed to do, right? Well, nevermind because in any case he is very good at it. Hence he'd made a name for himself, despite holding and inheriting the family name. Privilege didn't have to raise a fine man, when it could raise a spoiled bastard reliant on capitalism, but yet, here we are. Intelligent, charismatic, very talented, and always, always somehow wiser than his years might tell, leading to a depth and myriad of stunning performances, dances, of absolutely anything, perfected and polished by yours truly. An artist both respected, and feared.

One day stolas gets a viktor nikiforov style call from Blitzo's management, specifically, Blitzo's team, it is not moxie on the line, it is not. He is not on 4 hours of sleep, no, you're tired, not him.

It's Blitzo's request. He wants to work with him. Stolas.

THE Blitzo.

The fastest risen artist in the past decade that hit like a car outta nowhere.

AND BOY, DO PEOPLE LOVE THE FIRE.

Feral amoral asshole genius man has blazed his trail of never before perceived depth, to the name of his field, relatively new and a few years in. Banger tunes that made ears feel novel, performances that were only described as 'breathtaking'. Productionally, a revolutionary, who somehow decided that he was gonna start scream singing his death metal rendition of some equivalenth of baby shark in a grocery store, improv-ed off the supermarket radio, and garnered an audience of about a hundred, and an online audience of about too many times of that for Stolas to feel chill about this.

He's had fans screaming at his stages, and fighting rabidly for the tickets, of which, a, lucrative, amount, flagged up onto a lucrative place at an incredibly, lucrative, price. And, no, it wasn't because he was a hot- no, no gotta keep it professional, gotta keep it together, no, can't be dangerously hor- no, not while they are supposed to produce together. He must uphold, his very best, yes.

The last conversation Stolas had had with the man, also very yuri on ice, had left him with a piece of, something, in his heart, that he could not forget. What exactly was it?

He'd keep that a secret to himself.

Better for himself, than to someone who's gonna tease him endlessly for it, you know?

Anyway, he had been offered to choreograph one of his performances for a new song.

So yeah cool shit ig wtv, they gotta meet up to collaborate so i can write interactions, and for stolas to nail the choreo with him in person, for the best of results, so he can guide out and polish it for the best. And Blitzo thought, capable as this unpredictable smartass is, that for this once, he could hella learn a lot of shit from this guy. And delete verosika from the scene. He is the best after all. Nothing else.

Nothing else.

Stolas and Blitzo do a plane and meet because planes exist here.

Stolas has a heart attack when he sees blitzo for the first time. Because he is famous, and lives, completely and genuinely, the name he had made for himself, in what, 3 years?!

He is also hot, and well fuck, he can't fucking deny this anymore, his eyes are having a field day, and his face is tomatoed at this point, or at least, it feels that way. Blitzo would probably have said something if it were that visible, anyway.

Holy shi- Anyway, they bleehblah bloohblah more shit happens, they dance, sexual tension or something, i dont know, im just recalling that 1 klance fic from ye old days.

INSERT THAT 1 SWAY ANIMATIC. They dance on tables. Because they are table hoppers.

Yes.

This is prob at some banquet formality scenario, prob nearing the actl performance, like some sort of acquaintance rich people party.

Maybe they're getting real close now. Its getting pretty.

Pretty.

But, aha yeah blitzo has the same issues helluva boss portrayed, does not like love, he's been avoiding the entire thing schtick he has with stolas, insert that 1 scene of one of the eps, the uh captured by the humans spy guys one where stolas goes to save him and he has an acid trip, where hes like chained by stolas, sitting atop a flight of stairs, and stolas is pulling him closer. Maybe because it will trap him again, relationships are his glorified chain prisons, anyway. He'd escape, if he could, but every attempt he makes to hack stolas' social media account to post memes on his main,

Has him going places he'd never thought he'd go.

So, how would it all play out? Will they make it a hell of a show? Will Blitzo nail his epic stunt, and throw in an unholy amount of fireworks again? Will Stolas remain composed, around his new, and growing, celebrity crush? Will stolas eat blitzo's pet rat?

Idk depends on if this gets written or no it just came to mind and I wrote it

#HELLUVABOSS #STOLITZ #SHIP FUEL I GUESS

[aro-laurance-zvahl]

You ever think about how Garroth and Laurance’s fears could’ve been so much more interesting than what we got during the Malachi Arc? Like. Just imagine.

Garroth being cornered by a woman in a wedding dress, face covered by a veil as she says how nice it is to meet him even though her voice is flat, words clearly only for the politics. A voice echoing through the halls, saying things about lordship and domination and how Garroth will carry on his legacy whether he wants to or not because it is his duty.

Flames circling Laurance, people he loves and cares about standing lifelessly on the other side telling him how much of a monster he is, that their blood is on his hands. Other shadow knights standing with him in the circle, familiar faces or obscured by armor doesn’t matter because they’re treating him like a friend and not an enemy as the Shadow Lord’s voice crackles through the fire, telling him how well he’s done.

Or yknow. I guess Aphmau and Dante kissing works ig

#like #I guess I can excuse it for Laurance kinda #Aphmau is his lifeline to humanity and such #and seeing her love another man does canonically send him to hell #but Garroth? the boy has a fucking crush not something that would completely level his world if unrequited #I get the moment was just ship fuel and can be passed off as Malachi needing to find a common fear but like #idk have aphmah getting murdered while they can’t do Jack shit about it THAT speaks true into their fears more than some kisses #minecraft diaries #mcd #mcd laurence #mcd laurance #laurence zvhal #laurance zvhal #mcd garroth #garroth romeave #mcd aphmau #aphmau

[windydrawallday]

When you've had enough of your partner's antics so, you decide to take matters into your own hands... or lips? Whatever.

#myart #windydrawallday fanart #ifellinrobothellagain #lockprowl #prowldown #shipping to the moon and back #guess what i found on my inbox this evening after so many power outages #still ya know my deal: hate directed at me = a drawing of these two #sorry if i repeat my poses sometimes #love this one to bits and in general to have Prowler in charge #and i hope no one see these as spam x'D i really find productive to take spite as a creative fuel haha ay #tfa lockdown #prowllock

[overobsessedfanboy23]

LMAOOOOO

"Judai seems pretty gay."

"Yeah same."

I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME.

#yugioh #ygo #yugioh gx #ygo gx #gx #judai yuki #ryo marufuji #asuka tenjoin #more fuel for my new judai/ryo love I guess #I ship Judai with a lot of characters lately XD #fusionshipping

[silverlombaxwitch]

literally the reason I haven’t been posting much art

#If u guess the ship u get a slice of cake #I am clearly unwell #I’ve read like all of those long fanfics (I prefer longer ones than shorter ones like drabbles) #And oh my god I’m gonna have to reread some of them to keep this heart fueled #If any of my irl friends see this #I’m sorry lmao #my art #silverlombaxwitch

[bookishnewt]

Can't believe Gideon got bodied by a tree... again.

Also Kremy's panic as Gid is in danger so he literally sends Torbek flying to help. I can't with these two.

#once again Rich and Mace adding fuel to this ship #what is this ship's name again #gideon coal #kremy lecroux #once upon a witchlight #legends of avantris #live blogging #i guess

[ashlynya2-0]

Engineer and his dj

#ash star doodles #fanart #pokemon #pkmn #ポケモン #inktober #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet violet #scarvi #ortega #giacomo #team star #rubatoshipping #inktober 2023 #2023 #ink 2023 #i did not know. how much of a rarepair this ship was #guess its time to be the singular source of fuel for these fuckers #maybe ill do a thing at some point #...Maybe

[kaladinkholins]

me coming on here and blocking anyone who slightly annoys me

#no because why are people putting ship hate into the main tags of the ship? #loudly proclaiming themselves haters of a ship and then tagging said ship? #i know it's not that serious that's why i instantly hit that block button babeyy #also i guess it's fine cuz this only gives me more fuel (read:spite) for me to keep writing my fic ig lmaooo #like at this point the thesis of this fic is just: yes they CAN learn to be gentle with each other actually and here's how #damn i truly am taigen's PR manager 😭 #no hate to the person btw i just wish people would just tag their shit appropriately. like bring back fandom etiquette frrr #anyway..... #wank.mp3 #shut up haydar

[heraldofcrow]

One of my favorite things about Bloodborne is that the lore is so bizarre that everyone’s theories and head-canons somehow end up being interesting.

Like, people can have completely unique interpretations of certain events or aspects of the stories and I feel like cheering them all on. I don’t care if mine are totally different, I wanna hear what everyone thinks. I guess that’s kinda what Miyazaki wanted. The story is just the right amount of open-ended so that there can become boundless perspectives and viewpoints that are also all extremely fascinating and valid in many ways. I love it.

#i guess i’m thinking about that post i made asking people how they saw Gehrman and Maria’s relationship #like i totally see them as father-daughter but i love that some people ship them #i even love the more complex takes like it was a one-sided love or it was a broken student-teacher thing #even when i read unique perspectives in fan-fics #i get excited #like sure #there are headcanons that directly contradict certain points of evidence and passing them off as legit doesn’t work #but for fun or for thought fuel? #hell yeah #bloodborne

[tarashima]

Me five years ago: That's it, this episode is adding a second ygo notp for me because holy fuck it's awful. But that list will probably not grow, with me being multishipper and everything

Me now: welp seems I'm joining the ones getting a notp because the fans are so annoying, rude, immature and outright vile I can't handle it. Good job making others like your ship, guys. Good job not understanding how only passion can breed passion

#when did we stop having common Internet courtesy and NOT put hate in main tags? #on the plus side I've gone from solely support THEIR notp to actively ship it #So I guess spite as fuel works just as good as passion XD

[kittenpinkamations]

AA6: Turnabout Storyteller spoilers!

dang i wish all the cl/ussy memes & discourse hadn’t turned me off from watching turnabout storyteller because like. It’s legit sad! I genuinely feel bad for Geiru. :(

Not spoiling too much but the clown girl is genuinely sympathetic even if she ultimately did something terrible.

She’s not cartoonishly evil like ga’ran or redd white or kristoph or other culprits! It started with a misunderstanding! She just wanted to achieve her dream and felt her world shatter when she couldn’t do that!

Not saying it justifies killing a guy and framing a child but you can see the humanity in her yk?

If only things had gone just the slightest bit different, and maybe if Shisho wasn’t so vague about the tough love, maybe she would’ve felt encouraged to take her own path…

#kitten types #ace attorney #it is interesting that the motives kinda parallel Ga’ran in that way though. Foreshadowing i guess #I still don’t get the black/madhi ship though those guys hate each other #Nothing wrong with the ship exactly but skyemadhi has more fuel imo

[monarchisms]

I saw a post on Twitter the other day about how someone was posting about how they just know this hermitcraft artist does NSFW art of them in a negative way and man these people would not be able to handle what went on in the rtahfh fandom

i mean, to an extent, can you blame them?

the rtah fandom at its "peak" and the hc fandom (if we're not including stuff like the life series) is some real "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" type shit. if it weren't for other people in the AH fandom trying to establish a positive relationship with the crew and find out boundaries in what could or couldn't be made about them, it'd be even more of a wild west than it was

my own personal opinion is that with some exceptions, i don't really like shippy content with the hermits, and i avoid nsfw stuff like the plague. it's a mix of me having little clue what each person is comfortable with since the group is huge, and also that many of them don't actively have a persona in the server that one can excuse as a character that's separate from the content creator

there's also the more obvious fact that rt content isn't generally for all ages. it makes sense for there to be a culture shock if you're someone who is unfamiliar with how rtah fans handle the more explicit content they create lol

#i stayed away from the hc fandom back in 2019 licherally because of shipping discourse #still got ship and n/sfw tags filtered and everything #Anonymous #ask box 360 #'peak' in quotes because i can't even guess #when the highest volume of r/agehappy stuff was being put out #shippy stuff used to be on my dashboard for Years. it was certainly an experience #i'm more lenient with life series stuff because it's more... mature? than hc content #it helps that the separation of a cc with a character they play is way more clear #and the dynamics (depending on the season and group) #can give so much fuel to shippers #all of that and i still avoid the not sfw stuff bc it just skeeves me out lmao

[miss-floral-thief]

Lol being obvious about throwing him under the bus

#Alice liveblogs #but I guess it’s a chance to do more shipping fuel

[lc20-official]

Good omens season two is going to be fan service and shipping fuel I just know it

#and guess what!? #I hate fan service and shipping fuel in shows!! #seriously the fandom was in a wildfire during 2021 when they started filming everything!! #like bro #I’m done #just so done #go2

[thatnewweeb]

Collab | Kozume Kenma

Summary | Fans of you and Kenma wanted a collab, but didn't realise you've been together for a year

Content | Fluff, I guess kinda hidden relationship

Word Count | 0.5k

A/N | I like the idea of this, I might rewrite this to be longer at some point

Fans of both you and Kenma have been begging for a collab between you two for a long time. People had started to realise that you followed each other on Twitter and would regularly reply to each other.

When someone asked about the possibility of a collab between the two of you, you confirmed that you'd like to, and that you've known Kenma since high school.

Many collabs later, you're sat in your gaming chair playing League of Legends on stream with Kodzuken.

"Kodzu, you're pretty cute, you know," you say into your microphone, smiling. He immediately starts stumbling over his words, blushing slightly.

You giggle, glancing at his stream on your third monitor, watching him struggle with his words, face dusted with pink. Switching your attention to your chat, you smile at the chat messages flying in.

"Come on, don't do that to me," he mutters, getting his focus back on the game.

Smiling, you shake your head slightly, muting yourself briefly to talk to your chat, laughing at how many people are enthusiastically agreeing or questioning you. You don't respond to any of the questions, just smiling at them.

A while later, you glance at your chat and a certain question jumps out at you. "Hey, Kodzu."

He hums in response to you, taking a sip of either water or some other drink in a G-Fuel cup.

"Are we ever gonna meet up in person?" you ask, repeating the question asked to you in your chat.

He chokes a little on his drink but manages not to spit it everywhere, placing the cup back down. He stumbles over his words for a moment before his response comes. "I'd like to."

You giggle, looking at the chat messages coming in calling you guys cute, saying they ship you guys, or expressing jealousy of either one of you.

"Yeah? I'd like that a lot, Kodzuken," you whisper in a jokingly flirty voice. The look on his face makes you laugh.

Not long later, you both say goodbye to your chats and end your streams. You and Kenma stay on the Discord call once the streams are finished.

"So," you smirk, leaning forward with your head resting on your hand "When are we meeting in person?" you ask teasingly.

He rolls his eyes at you. "You're such an asshole sometimes," he says before ending the call.

With a smile, you lean back in your gaming chair. Only a moment later, the door swings open, your boyfriend walking in.

"You know what calling me cute and stuff on stream does to me," he complains, pouting slightly.

Laughing, you hold your arms out to him. "I know, I know, but I just can't resist! You're way too cute!"

He shakes his head but walks over to let you hug him anyway, even though he doesn't hug you back. "If you keep acting like that, they're gonna figure out we've been dating for ages," he says, hiding his soft smile in your hair.

#kenma #kozume #kozume kenma #kenma kozume #kenma x reader #kozume x reader #kenma kozume x reader #kozume kenma x reader #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyu x reader #haikyuu x reader #kenma fanfic #kozume fanfic #kenma kozume fanfic #kozume kenma fanfic #hq kenma #kenma fluff #hq x reader #hq fluff

[diah-the-demon]

ive spent like 6 hours on this now and i think its finally done enough

#the hangar is finished #and the ship im building in it is too (well as finished as i can cause i dont have the materials for some shit on it) #i just need to wait for it to fuel up then i can use it #il post a pic if anyone wants to see i guess