#SHOULD a fairy exist

[podcastwizard]

because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?

#am i reading too much into the question YES #but like someone else said there is narrative precedence for a fairy at your door #SHOULD a fairy exist #like if a fairy shows up at my door i've got bigger problems you know

[puppyeared]

Unsurprisingly assigned fairy type so heres me as a pokemon/fakemon lol

#I honestly should have seen it coming LMAO #my whimsy and fruity behaviour has captivated you ooooohoohoohoo #(not complaining btw I see myself as fairy type as well hahfhgb) #I also saw a lot of grass and normal type which was surprising but I think it makes sense!!! #thank u for assigning me a type it satisfies my curiosity #I used clowns/werewolves as my base as well as my sona for this.. and I wanted a switch form type kind of like Morpeko and finizen #puppierrot is puppy + Pierrot and Houndrel is hound + scoundrel #this was fun to make!!!! I was also thinking dark/psychic and fairy/psychic could work but eh #and yea I know dark and normal are type opposites. but volcanion exists so im going to ignore the inconsistencies #myart #puppysona #fakemon #pokemon #character design #sona #edit:went back and changed the typing to fairy/dark and fairy/normal

[bemusedlybespectacled]

the problem with trying to get other people into the maleficent movies is that I end up having to explain that the main appeal for me is a guy who spends half of his fifteen minutes of screen time as a bird and the other half as the subbiest sub on god's green earth and not necessarily the actual plot, which is 89% fairy genocide

#the phrase 'fairy holocaust' should not exist AND YET #maleficent #diaval #maleval #otp: let me be your wings

[betweenblackberrybranches]

I didnt really like the newest season of hilda :(

#i dunno i felt like it kinda undermined a bit of the message #for me it was always about hilda being just a normal girl who keeps her mind open for the non human creatures and coexistence #making her super special is kind of dissapointing... and the fairies were an underdeveloped concept #it was kinda funny how everyone else was like 'fairies? thats just silly' when they also didnt know about a lot of other stuff before #like witches existing #i dunno it feels like this whole thing with the fairies should have been a bit more thought out #also i mean i really liked the dad but i would have preferred if he would have never been introduced... i mean he really was not that needed #also her granddad looks like rick from rick and morty and i cant unsee it and its breaking me #i dunno.... i really think the movie would have been the perfect end of the show... because the messages presented in the first two seasons #culminate in this finale of the trolls coming into trollberg #i dunno... #but the creature from the lake absolutely fucks #like thats the kind of shit i want to see #very bad power tool safety in that episode tho

[doppel-dean-er]

Favorite episode of community: GO

EPIDEMIOLOGY with no competition. on Halloween I watched it three consecutive times just 'cause

#because trobed of course but that's a given #the fact zombies canonically exist in the community multiverse as well?? (assuming all timelines have the outbreak) #I love when non-sci-fi/fantasy shows throw in a little magic to spice it up #“yeah this is strictly a romance. also there's aliens sometimes but think about their relationship” #casual magic should me more mainstream #I want my realistic crime dramas to casually have little fairies or some shit #GIVE ME JUST A TASTE OF THE SUPERNATURAL. NOT TOO MUCH JUST A TASTE #nbc community #community #trobed #community nbc

[mattibee]

i think its funny that dark type miku specifically got folks thinking about type advantages sexually

#coatlythoughts #this post is about bug/dark and fairy/dark... truthfully im not sure if ive seen other ship art outside of those types #im sure it exists but fairy/dark alone has a lot #there should be more bug/dark bc then theres more bug miku art and also she tops #who said that

[babyloniastreasure]

i have so much disappointment about summer 8 i dont even know where to begin

#maybe its because i dont see the hype for like. the entire lb6 cast. #but im looking at Who got skins and the entire list just leaves me asking 'Why?' lb6 was two years ago. what the fuck is this? #morgan 2. castoria 2. melusine 2. baobhan 2. why. why why why whywhywhywhywhywhy #the only thing I'm excited about is that 3/4 of the round table boys got skins. but the only reason they did-- #was because fairy knights with their names exist so it Fits The LB6 Theme. hence why bedi didnt get one #like. this is so stupid. this is SO stupid. nasu should be fired.

[cheesydelphox]

sometimes i get reminded of how much i hate the fairy tail canon and then remind myself "wait i can make shit up and ignore that"

#in MY version of events natsu doesn't constantly assault lucy #cana is the guild master #and mest has like so many boyfriends #and freed is gay but in a respectful wau #so is everyone else most especially kagura #also gruvia doesn't exist #this is my world btw. not canon although it should be canon #btw if you're wondering who mest's fanon boyfriends are #lahar fairy tail #lyon vastia #bickslow fairy tail #do you ever get so invested in a crack ship you want to erase your own memory of all media consumption #because i do #i did that just now #also did i mention laxus is suuuper goth with lots of transmasc swag #i wish i could pull off the fanon laxus vibe but i'm 5 feet tall :( #fairy tail #thunder legion #laxus fairy tail #freed justine

[emile-hides]

Fucked up little Meow Meow

#Fairy Tail #My opinion on him has not changed he's still tumblr's perfect little guy #He just keeps going huh. #They really said how fucked up can you fuck up a guy #What isolation will do to a mother fucker #I love a good isolation story I love a fucked up curse I love a Everything I Love Dies And It's All My Fault #I love a I Just Want To Start Again Try Again This Time I Will Make It Right #I'm making a Fairy Tail bad ending AU where Zeref does pull off the reset right now like as we speak #I have maybe 6 episodes left and my brain is running #AU where Mavis' curse activated when Makarov died killing half the guild and then Zeref's plan worked out #Guys August is really fucking me up where'd he come from how'd he happen I don't want to know but also #His existance is so messed up #Anyway he and Makarov should have grown up together fuck you Prett #AU where the dragon slayers grew up together as planned and Prett wasn't a bitch and raised August along side Makarov #and they were BROTHERS #I'm rewritting Fairy Tail there's so much I want to do #This is one of those worlds that just makes me want to mess with it #I want to twirl the timeline on my fork like spaghetti #AU where Laxus is a true Dragon slayer and was adopted after coming through the gate #AU where Erik is a true dragon slayer and was kidnapped after coming through the gate #Those two don't change anything other than Erik and Laxus also have dragon parents I think that's cool #Also Laxus being Makarov's ancestor thrown into the future is just. Very funny to think about #I want to make Fairy Tail AUs I'm done with canon I want to mess with it

[the-girl-with-too-many-ideas]

If Castoria ended up in Twisted-Wonderland, she would 100% avoid all the fae (and by extension every Diasmonia student) in the school like the plague. She ain't dealing with anymore fairy bullshit, no sir.

Tho, I have the mental image of her going feral on Malleus the first time they meet in Ramshackle. His confused at first, then amused that he was being attacked by this girl (screaming something about him trespassing) who wasn't afraid of him. All the while, Castoria is having a mini panic attack because 'holy shit there's a fae near where she sleeps!'.

#idea dump #ramblings of a sleep deprived girl #fate grand order #twisted wonderland #castoria #artoria caster #I just finished lb 6 and my heart is crushed #fuck the fairies #castoria: *Realizing she's in a magic land where the fae exist* Aww shit! here we go again. #everyone should count themselves lucky that it wasn't morgan who ended up there #she probably would have nuked every fae in the area #with her it's on sight #then maybe proceed to try and take over the fae kingdom #Castoria and Malleus do end up becoming friends #but not before some good old fashion violence

[thefairykings]

God i fucking love my AU's e!Jimmy,

He is a ghost, has never met a ghost despite half his town being ghosts possessing mannequins.

They think he's just keeping them safe by telling everyone they're human, no he's just freaked out by old ghost stories and doesn't want people to be scared of him.

Has no clue how ghost work, and unintentionally became an extremely powerful ghost, simply because he is nice and helped souls reach the afterlife.

He has no fucking clue his magic is helping other ghosts find peace by sheer virtue of existing, also he is simply really overly nice, and everyone likes him, but he's mostly a morale booster for the town more then anything, since his help is a 50/50 if it's gonna go well, but he's so positive that it almost doesn't matter. :D

#corrupt jimmy does not exist and cannot hurt me #he LOVES his town but #he can be evil to Joel #they should have a dramatic battle where they confess their love and just fucking cry #empires s2 #empires smp #empires jimmy #the ghost of tumble town au #fairy noises

[millialani]

Listen. I cannot stress enough how deeply insane it would be for a walrus to end up where I am. If there was a walrus in this country then we need to start worrying about climate change fucking expeditiously. If there was a walrus in this country I will be fully taking it as a sign that the world is ending and the angel of death was just feeling a bit silly. There is no conceivable reason why a walrus should or could be here that doesn't lead to You're Fucked, You're Mega Fucked or You're Super Ultra Mega Fucked To Hell. FAIRIES, on the other hand, thrive like vermin in any ecosystem-

#seeing a fairy just means i might need to adjust my idea of what exists or what might not #we've discovered freakier creatures fairies arent that wild #but walruses are things we have studied and know about and that is why we know They Should Not Be Here #also like. not everyone lives in north america lol

[malewifehenrycooldown]

Hey you, fellow fa.iry ta.il fan. Are you normal about the women in fa.iry ta.il?

Or are you the type of fan who undercuts your valid criticisms of the series with misogyny, not understanding that the women in fairy tail are like that due to being written by mash*ma? (who made a very conscious decision to write them like that in the first place. And it’s not their fault that mash*ma’s voice as a writer overpowers the actual character that exists.)

#I will not tolerate character bashings in this house. you should know better #and instead redirect your anger at mashima for failing his fictional female characters #god forbid women in fairy tail be complicated. let alone even BREATHE or EXIST #obviously there is more going on aside from bad writing and excessive male gaze (*cough* manga industry *cough*) #but like you realise that you can be critical but not at the expense of characters you don’t like #remember when Jessica rabbit says ‘I was drawn that way’ yeah it’s the same for shonen women #but instead it’s ‘I was written that way’ and it’s not really their fault. #like later one the newer characters don’t feel like characters they’re more like concepts than characters #undescribed image

[unproduciblesmackdown]

spinning off of "winston being fantastically (literally fantastical (literally related to fantasy)) clairvoyant (he is also figuratively clear-sighted / figuratively preternaturally perceptive just like, in the show. which is where this all comes from. plus him calling himself cassandra, always seeing the future. he really has always / continued to be thusly) and taylor literally has a broadsword" type fun and games that are very loosey goosey b/c billions aus go spinning off into their own separate dimensions super easily when billions canon is so rooted in its specific Stage Settings of modern day US law n finance battles in the office, sidewalks, and eateries:

the thought of winston & tuk and winston gets to be a fairy. jokes, please. changelings are right there with the common theory of "was this to explain disabilities & go 'something could go Wrong and the baby's not a Person and get rid of that,' unlike nowadays where people do that but go 'b/c that baby's disabled'" and also one goes Thinking Emoji about how apparently New Mothers and New Brides were susceptible along with New Borns to become swapped out with a fairy and now something's wrong with them and get rid of that. had to be about Something given that people apparently did act on changeling lore and martin luther is taking a stance like yeah another thesis, it's important to kill them And okay to kill them b/c they don't even have a soul anyways. okay thanks martin luther....meanwhile also witchcraft and getting after anybody for that too. and fairies generally as Problems, the etymology going back to [fate], the range like "ooh hehe causing funny little inconveniences just because" to more so "yeah they could cause life-threatening illness for that" and "yeah they'll just kill you"....and i think fairy/fey as respective noun/adj re: being gay is of Unknown Origin, like "gay" also is. and you never know, if being fey is like, well something's not right and it's dangerous, whether this is the inspiration....though by the time this slang starts turning up, and even in the time of prior possible origins / the roots in other usages / potential inspirations, theoretical actual fairies are surely becoming more Fanciful, this being around like, the 18th century, rather than "here's martin luther telling you to immolate! that! baby!"

but that like, you can have it all ways out here. the Always Small fairies i think being a later kind of victorian deal, rather than "fairies are shapeshifters & can become animals e.g. & May have a 'tiny little inches or millimeters high mode' but that's just a mode & the fact that generally though they just look like people, maybe with some stylistic variations and tells, means watch out" and i think wings came up ever, across yknow the various centuries and regions of folklore out here lmao and possible origins / influences yet further across time & regions & cultures, but again "always small and always winged" being a very relatively modern victorian deal. but we can draw on that to be sure when, additionally, a Potential mutual [would prefer to avoid] between fairies and humans (as opposed to "if your house or some shit is on a fairy path bestie just build them another door to walk straight through cuz they're Gonna") becomes "no, fairies mostly avoid humans more than the other way around" type of imbalance of any threat means like, well hey sure, the Real Self could then become a tiny little magical guy having fun with wing designs who is shy and elusive but maybe another fun little guy can accidentally become aware but then have a secret little hidden friendship hmm....

but then also just thinking of the version where you just look exactly like everyone else and live amongst them, changeling style. and potentially don't Know you're different, or at least not Why, b/c this is a "from birth" thing like hmmm ya don't say. and the whole thread where in some folklore fairies Aren't nonhuman, the difference is only about the separate fairy Realm you live in, which is different, with like "yeah sometimes fairies come from people who died." and alongside / overlapping with everything like "yeah you could disappear for a few days to that realm and then be like 'don't wanna / can't talk about it'" and whatever all various like "watch out for the liminal and unknowingly wandering or being taken into the fairy world and Then watch out for communing with them b/c then you could be Permanently affected, or permanently continually affected or vulnerable, or just stuck there. and we wouldn't want that" like well don't let them know your name but maybe try to find out their names b/c you can get at them in turn that way, don't get in on any food, don't get in on any parties. though variations, sometimes people getting whisked away for particular tasks that apparently Only humans can do. or forever potential for helpful / sympathetic fairy interventions in life. like fairies raising humans b/c their human parents were awful

also, that some classic Tests for "is your baby a changeling?" were very like, "well i guess if we drowned or burned that person and they just died about it....our bad," in the way that like apparently the way to go could be "put them in the fire. where they'll either burn or fly out the chimney." or "start going tf beating them with objects. so that they go away" like and they never stop beating winston with hammers out here!! or the classic "idk abandon them in the forest so fairies can take them back" like well they do also like [i prefer to pretend winston doesn't exist / forget that he does] lmao. this isn't really related. just the ol "ballpeen hammers kind of goated when it comes to putting someone in a sack and beating them to death" factor out here for your local changelings

also sure thinking of like ohh watch out for winston and his gayass Realm he exists in which is wrong and not of our own and potentially will forever change you with its gayass ways. uh oh don't get corrupted into a whole other powerful magical mode of existence if you commune with him in some deep fundamental nourishing ways. oh nooo watch ouuuut....one of the "you might be a changeling if" moments being "when they think they're alone do they act up?? dance??" like yeah i'm stimming and bursting into motion and making noises and existing wrong when i think i'm alone. Old Souls (theory as well that newborn changelings were secretly elderly fairies)....existence in the Fey Realm just making you different and out of place huh. and it would just be a guy though like either [undetectable except by already trying to kill them] and/or [actually just a human, fairies are just humans, fairies b/c they're in/from the fairy realm] but uh oh don't let him corrupt you. don't go hanging out with him and talking with him and partaking in his activities and embracing his ways. you'll be changed. you'll never fit in around here and be able to do things right ever again. we'll have to start beating you with hammers. and all for what. your weird gayass little guy and a whole possible other dimension of existence? vs all This? smh

#that fey little mf. all the same glasses hoodies cargo pants winston.... #winston billions #you can't go wrong. sort of semi fantastical au. or just modern day ''fairies can even be in your hedge fund office'' magical realism #not even like there's clear Powers lol like what do fairies do? well bit fuzzy on that but one things for sure: #cause problems for US!!!! like wow the way symptoms & definitions of disabilities are approached much? #you might be a fairy if....ouch i'm dead of unclear causes in 1337. Not very 1337.... #winston is truly always causing problems. also learned that ''oaf'' (another word i've recently thought like ''i would just not say that'' #b/c for some reason the nyt i believe described orville wingate as [still an(?)] Oaf & i was like a) huh b) excuse me) derives from fairy #as it was a term for a changeling specifically :I which juuust so happens to lead to connotations of Stupidity(tm) & Clumsiness(tm) #hmm! you do not say it! #what could changeling winston do? up for grabs. but the point is: change(ling) your life. and other fun things :) #also i think another potential fairy ability was: seeing the future as well lol. it's all coming together #seeing winston with fun bird wings b/c you've communed with him ''too much'' already. not an angel thing. a fairy thing #(sidebar abt how some Lore was that they Are an angel thing. see: influence from whole other traditions lol) #winston Becoming a bird b/c he can do things like that b/c fairies are shapeshifters. he's a pigeon =) you have a nest for him =) cooing #another parallel like ''definitely don't fuck him or you're locked in to his gay autistic realm for sure'' #just like how as a theoretically real world autistic person everyone just knows winston isn't allowed to have sex #nowadays how ridiculous to imagine going: we think someone is weird & dislike their vibes; they shouldn't exist. we should ostracize them #we would never be like; some corruption has caused your child to exist wrong. basically taking your Real child away from you #or when they do tragically exist that they should be driven away to any possible extent up to ''just kill them :( sorry for You btw'' #with the Possibility fairies could give you your Real Human Child back.... #autistic kid? number one recommendation totally isn't ''put them in specialized abuse school where we try to banish the autism for you''

[albireonic-lustre]

Oh yeah, now that Pokemon Home has been updated, I can finally get my shiny tea party all together ☕😁

#i'm considering adding a garden to the bottom row #but i'm fine with just this for now #also the polteageist is antique form :D #prize of my collection so far #anyways I had a lot of fun doing this #I definitely need to do more 'scenes' like these #I do have an idea for another one #but I'm stuck on what the last Pokemon should be #Ideally it'd be a fire/fairy #but alas #no such beast exists

[magpiesbones]

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#Thinking about. comics from 2016 again. wic+div. paper girls. saga. descenders. #always meant to read Monstress at some point but I’ve almost forgotten it exists. remembered trying to find what descenders was called #mediocre comics my beloved…. #Paper girls was really good!! Wicdiv was uhhhh. Philosophically horrifying. I never did finish a single volume of saga. Descenders… tried #Descenders was aggressively mediocre but like. VERY FUNNY that a plot point was ‘academic dishonesty causes robot apocalypse’ #I’m pretty sure there was also an on-page vivisection and implied Robot Omniscience or at least Robot Satellite Brain Signals #Insane! wonder whats going on in comics outside of the ten webcomics I still follow. Last time I wondered this I found Class Action Lawsuit #Apocalyptigirl also: pretty good antiwar message. Dream sequence still haunts me #……I’ve read a lot of comics huh #ANYWAYS I also read some shit. To the YouTube hipster who ripped off James Dashner for his comic: your book was bad and you should feel bad #‘Oughhhh girl gets BULLIED! DEPRESSION! Eating disorder! Hot nerd boy! Daddy issues!!’ Just say she’s not like the other girls and move on. #Your book had a female main character and doesn’t pass the bechdel? You never figured out how to draw boobs?? #Not as many crimes as the Sexist Fairies Comic but the single saving grace of THAT one was beetle wings. #but I digress!! #Descenders: I’d like it better now since I have a vested interest in watching billionaire idiot get his ass handed to him for intellectual #Property theft