#THE “SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RANGE” MEME 💀💀💀

[kalpasio]

good morning america. quikflip kalpas and his habit of sneering at weapons/armor and going "(reader) can make this better 🙄" and it even passes down to ER kalpas. he looks at whatever mei is wearing hes like "(reader) can make it better." (he wants to show off his smart little parter) -pianist anon

good morning Kalpas nation!!! og Kalpas arguing with his sim about whether reader or sim-reader made something better when you made the exact same thing...

vill-v getting tired of hearing him complain and telling him she made something reader actually made and bamboozling Kalpas into saying you could make it better when it's already your work 💀

quickflip Kalpas holding reader up like the lion king trying to show them off all the time 😭😭😭

#pianist anon!! 🧡🧡 #dont worry that im typing this at 1am #that's morning right? #i hope you know that despite having the wool pulled over his eyes a few times #kalpas is still adamant that reader makes things better #he will die on this hill lmao #reader: cant even make some kind of weapon #kalpas: they can do it better 😤 #THE “SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RANGE” MEME 💀💀💀 #can sage make this battlesuit? they don't have the range #can vill-v make it? she doesn't have the range #can reader make it? #they dont have the range. #but... they're the one who DID make it #i dont care! they dont have the range! #im actually going insane this is too many tags im sorry #im going to bed now 💀🧡🧡

[standbowed]

@maqias said: For the meta asks!! What changes do you think would be made between your muse as they exist in your head vs how they would be treated as part of canon? And, what headcanons/theories do you believe fandom would invent about your character?

meta asks - if your oc was canon // accepting.

Dialogue and scenes would get cut down significantly (to be expected when you're going from the focus character of an rp blog to a side character in the source work). Also, let's be real: if Hachi and her stand were canonically in Diamond is Unbreakable, Driver 8's abilities would get a way smarter explanation-via-character-dialogue from a character watching it work. Araki is far more comfortable using specific science/terminology as a basis to explain why and how a particular stand works. Tragically I am not science-smart and the best I can do is say "uhhhh Take A Break tickets are debuffs that make you move slower and with less force and Reach Your Destination tickets make you move a little faster and with more force". Araki is built different for having characters explain the principles of physics or whatever involved in a stand's ability, but I'm simply not that kind of girl.

I'd think her characterization mainly gets explored via a series of vaguely meme-able panels of her making nervous or shocked faces in reaction to things, alongside exposition of her people-pleasing and feelings of inferiority/envy via Heaven's Door analysis, but the rest is left to be filled in by fandom interpretation. If she started off as more of an antagonist there would probably be more to work with, alas. But maybe there are a handful of people who like to theorize on what would happen in certain arcs if Hachi/Driver 8 were present instead of just mentioned. I just think it would be funny if people did powerscaling threads on Hachi vs X Character. Could Driver 8 beat Highway Star? Let's discuss (a dozen qrts going "wait, WHO💀💀")

I think she'd be one of many characters who doesn't get a canon birthday during the part's run, so there's some disagreement in the fandom of when to celebrate (people favour August as it's the 8th month, then years later Araki for no particular reason releases some information that gives her a confirmed date of birth which is, well, not that). I think occasionally fans mix up and/or choose to think other, legitimately background characters in DiU with short brownish hair are also Hachi sightings (using Araki's tendency to tweak character designs after introduction as reasoning), so there could be headcanons that spring from these one-off panels (Doesn't that girl with the racket we only see from behind look like Hachi? Tennis club member confirmed? No wait, Hachi works part-time at the Owson's after school, doesn't she? That employee that shows up in the background of a scene has similar eyebrows, though her hair is longer. Maybe the animators didn't know that was supposed to be Hachi?). I also think people headcanoning Hachi as having a crush on whichever character in her age range is the op's personal blorbo is deeply funny. Like they are using the 1-2 panels at their disposal of Hachi looking at any given character as evidence--but the real ones are posting that "It doesn't have to be like this. Hachi has 2 hands" to a raucous 8 note reception.

Closing things out here: not a headcanon but I think it would be funny if a small subset of fandom enjoyed wildly exaggerating canon!Hachi/Driver 8's plot importance/popularity in fandom for jokes. Example:

#maqias #ooc. #thank u for sending in fdkshgkldskhg #i feel like every time i answer one of these i like. maybe KIND OF answer the question a little bit #and then go on to just say whatever i think would b funny about hachi's fandom reception if she was canon. apologies #meta asks. #ppl thinking hachi has a crush on everybody and she gets a popular text post that's like that fuckgign #2010s era zayn malik 'he only got 2 eyes' post i can't stop thinking about it #OP: 'notice how everyone is looking at hachi in this panel but she is only looking at [x chara].' #sb replying on the post: 'she only got 2 eyes' #a lot of my answers to these are maybe putting hachi too far into weenie territory which is. not the case #she DOES rise to the occasion (bravery is doing the thing even if ur scared rather than not being scared at all etc. etc.) #and driver 8 IS a formidable opponent. but she'd be a girl side chara in-canon so i don't think she'd be taken too seriously #by the majority of fandom yk.