#he will die on this hill lmao

[kalpasio]

good morning america. quikflip kalpas and his habit of sneering at weapons/armor and going "(reader) can make this better 🙄" and it even passes down to ER kalpas. he looks at whatever mei is wearing hes like "(reader) can make it better." (he wants to show off his smart little parter) -pianist anon

good morning Kalpas nation!!! og Kalpas arguing with his sim about whether reader or sim-reader made something better when you made the exact same thing...

vill-v getting tired of hearing him complain and telling him she made something reader actually made and bamboozling Kalpas into saying you could make it better when it's already your work 💀

quickflip Kalpas holding reader up like the lion king trying to show them off all the time 😭😭😭

#pianist anon!! 🧡🧡 #dont worry that im typing this at 1am #that's morning right? #i hope you know that despite having the wool pulled over his eyes a few times #kalpas is still adamant that reader makes things better #he will die on this hill lmao #reader: cant even make some kind of weapon #kalpas: they can do it better 😤 #THE “SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RANGE” MEME 💀💀💀 #can sage make this battlesuit? they don't have the range #can vill-v make it? she doesn't have the range #can reader make it? #they dont have the range. #but... they're the one who DID make it #i dont care! they dont have the range! #im actually going insane this is too many tags im sorry #im going to bed now 💀🧡🧡

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

This is controversial, but I don't think Wilson is bisexual. I'm convinced he's completely gay.

"Well wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt, he sleeps with A LOT of women."

You are correct, and ironically, that is one of the reasons I think he's gay. The closet he's hiding in is deeper than the Mariana trench. The denial runs so deep that he doesn't even think he's gay. He sleeps with women constantly because he's trying to convince himself that he's straight because in his mind, he thinks that he couldn't possibly be gay if he sleeps with women. He's constantly stuck in the cycle of married to divorced, and he could not keep a stable relationship with a woman if his life depended on it (I'm not counting Amber because she wasn't around long enough). Obviously, not all, but a lot of queer people share the experience of overcompensating as a form of denial.

#If you respond to this point saying he's straight I will block you lmao #this is my headcanon #and I'm totally open to other peoples headcanons about him being queer in some way #but i will die on the hill that he is NOT straight so i dont want to hear about it 😭 #drafts #house md #house #james wilson #wilson #hilson #robert sean leonard #housemd #dr james wilson

[fantastic-nonsense]

feel like shit, ready to have this Dick Grayson back

Dick absolutely REFUSING to let Bruce get away with his bullshit>>>>>>>>>any other characterization, you can't change my mind

#note: this is not to say I don't LOVE Bruce and Dick being on good terms and expressing how much they care #but Dick didn't become a doormat just because he mended his relationship with Bruce and reintegrated into the Batfam #and I wish people remembered that more #post-Flashpoint Dick is WAY too nice to Bruce and I'll die on that hill asdfghjkl #also Tim's face in that last panel....lmao #dick grayson #bruce wayne #tim drake #dc comics

[grntaire]

michael sheen tweeting that somewhere from west side story is basically The s2 song did immeasurable damage to my psyche like he really said “the song about a love that can’t exist in the world as it is, but will exist someday, somewhere because they have willed it so from the overwhelming amount of hope within their hearts, from the romeo and juliet musical except it’s somehow even more tragic, is sooooo them 🥰”

#he’s crazy #and yeah maria living absolutely makes it more tragic than r&j i’ll die on this hill #fun fact somewhere was the first song i ever arranged for a choir <3 it sucked lmao but it’s rly special to me #thoughts

[birdstooth]

This is a really silly doodle that fits in with what is now an ongoing saga I guess 🤷‍♀️

(1) phantom obedience training, (2) positive reinforcement

EDIT: omg I forgot I wasn’t supposed to post this until the POLL finished 😭😭😭

far too many NOTES below the cut 🎶

As part of his ongoing efforts to be“good” Erik is learning doing his income taxes this year!

(Like he definitely 100% does every year! Multiple times even, just for fun!! And bc he is very extremely skilled!!!)

idk if they had income tax at that time tbh… but I feel like it would come up if Christine encouraged him go legit and negotiate a salary with the opera managers haha

Also Erik would prob be really excited about it, like “omg we are doing our income taxes together, like a HUSBAND and WIFE would!! 😍😍😍”

In my mind he gets unreasonably giddy imagining all the domestic activities that “normal spouses” might do together eg:

“we are brushing our teeth at the same sink, like a HUSBAND and WIFE!”

“She is tidying the inside of the lair house like a WIFE, while I am outside lighting the 300 candles that float on the lake like a HUSBAND!”

“My WIFE is making dinner while I do the HUSBAND task of drowning intruders feeding the siren!”

#The phantom doth protest too much methinks #meanwhile… Raoul pays his accountant to do his income taxes hahaha #poto #the phantom of the opera #poto doodles #comics and doodles #my fav part is when he did the reverse uno + mansplain combo #upset?? perhaps it is YOU that is upset madam #Christine has the patience of a saint lmao #she’s just going to let him believe he convinced her of his expertise #picking her battles #not worth dying on this hill #too many hills to die on with Erik #have to keep moving #like a shark

[quil12]

I'm replaying EP to go through the Elly route and now I present to you: Katsuya being cute in the TV Station

#persona 2 #persona 2 ep #katsuya suou my beloved #i hate to say that he did in fact shoot the cat #i also know that the sniffle in the third one is probably supposed to represent his allergies #but i think its funnier if you read it as him being distraught about it all lmao #anyway #katsuya is the best p2 character #(and probably one of the best persona characters in general tbh) #and i will die on that hill

[withercrown]

For anyone still worrying about who the 'spies' are in The Mandalorian, you're looking at it all wrong. Season 3 has gone extremely hard on Mandalorians = Jewish parallels (even in this very episode having Din say that the Mandalorians have been on the edge of extinction for thousands of years, yet still survive).

The Spies is probably a reference to the Twelve Spies from the Old Testament.

The Twelve Spies were a group of Israelite chieftains, one from each of the Twelve Tribes, who were dispatched by Moses to scout out the Land of Canaan for 40 days as a future home for the Israelite people.

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the armorer is innocent #i will die on this hill #if she was the spy then gideon wouldn't have been surprised #when he found out the tribes were working together #i personally don't think any mandalorian is sus #also keep in mind this is a REFERENCE #not a plot point #i don't think they are going to have to wander for 40 years #lmao

[wyrmtrain]

seiryu but i got confused halfway through :d (i finished the four lords like a week ago and yet he lives in my brain rent free <3)

#ffxiv seiryu #ffxiv #ff14 #ffxiv art #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #seiryu #I LOVE HIM #HES SO PRETTYYYYYY #HIS BODY TEAAAAAAA #I'd marry him if i could <3 #HIS THEME IS THE BEST STB THEME I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL #that's my gf guys !!!! #that man would have no idea how to use technology at all sorry y'all lmao #bennuyart

[gribarrinseteyrdum]

The best part of all the discourse on Ike's design is seeing people complain that Ike looks so small in engage.

Cause they have clearly absolutely forgotten how Ike looks in the actual game cause Ike has literally been flanderized to be bigger and beefier with every depiction post RD.

Like, he literally has basically the exact same muscle definition!

#I am right and I will die on this hill #alao big beefy ike good but like this is what he looks like ingame lmao #I will be immediately ignoring Ike's ring when I get it #as revenge for having to deal with part 3 boring maps #I always have fun witb part 1+2 and then I get to oart 3 and suffer just to olay Micaiah's part 3 maps #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fe engage #Ike #fe ike

[cleromancy]

LMAO @pythiasaint ur tags on that dick/babs post u reblogged from me SO true. it was like simultaneously one of the interesting things about their trainwreck and one of the things that made me want to grab dick by the neck and just. Shake Him. he has such a bad case of nostalgia poisoning sometimes and wanting the world to fit into the narratives he fashioned for it and that was such a fun messy dynamic btwn him and barbara but also OH MY GOD RICHARD. IF SOMEONE SAID SOME OF THE SHIT TO U ABOUT ROBIN YOU SAID TO HER ABOUT BATGIRL YOUD BITE THEIR HEAD OFF AND THEY WOULD DESERVE IT. a little perspective pease!!!!!!!

#dick/babs used to be so compelling and ill die on that hill #which is NOT to say they were good for each other or like. endgame lmao. they were not. #they are also even more compelling as exes with that weird ex dynamic... ''say please'' ''*pretty* please'' GUYS? #but like after breaking up id like to think he reigns in some of the insane projection shit... god hes so unwell. #and. yknow. its also a lot harder to stomach in the context of the reboot depowering/downgrading barbara back to batgirl but. #.........new earth continuity is still a sandbox we can play in and brother i brought the beach toys #dc

[ultrasopp]

I do not believe nicky di genova lived through medieval era and went travelling on foot across continents yet stayed clean shaved, nothing more than a stubble through it all. It is unrealistic thats not how beard works. He has let it grow so big, he is a 1000 years old he’s tried it all. I will die on this hill

#brought to u by. bits of joe being like ‘love u despite ur beard<3’ #<-WRONG bc 1) joe is corny and biased and would think nicky sooo handsome even with the ugliest hair and 2) nicky sexy with beard anyway #and bits of nicky being like ‘woah i CANNOT STAND having beard finally i can shvae’ #WRONG AGAIN only bc i think one would go crazy having only one style for 1000 years #so tbh same goes for joe. i think he has been baby face many many times #no i know he has been #thank u #well none of this matters it is fr Unimportant lmao #but will die on this nicky w a beard hill tho #anyway caring abt things and having interests is so embarrassing. do not look at me make blorbo post #txt #the old guard

[noelledeltarune]

i do think that emmet would just be a person who likes to cook like as a hobby and would be very good at it much moreso than ingo but i get why people think ingo would like cooking because i can picture him hearing pokemon guy fieri saying he's "taking the train to flavourtown" and having it become a lifelong interest

#talk tag #but don't misunderstand me. out of the two of them the hill i will die on is that emmet is the better cook #like he actually properly knows his way around a kitchen and genuinely likes to cook. to me #like ingo is fully capable of feeding himself #he is a grown adult man. but i do think that he is going to make The Ultimate Nacho in the microwave before actually cooking dinner LMAO

[kqluckity]

okay but qquackity told qbad to follow him from afar just in case, so what he says to cucurucho about wanting to join the federation and that he's going to betray the others to get tilin back, he says knowing that bad could possibly, most likely, be hearing, so no shot he actually means it lmao

#he literally heard blocks breaking and steps and looked back in their direction before he started talking lmao #this is how i'm percieving reality don't tell me i'm wrong i won't listen. i know q will never betray them and i will die on this hill #qsmp #mcyt tag

[lemonhemlock]

Thoughts on helaegond

helaegon has so much potential, yet gets so ignored. aegon & helaena just make sense from a political perspective - here's a v good analysis on this topic (i included my own comments)

in the books they have a more fleshed out relationship, aegon gets mad at jace for dancing with her, they are known to share a bed and after her death aegon insists that people only refer to her as "Queen Helaena", alongside "Queen Alicent" since "they are the only true queens" of Westeros !! so there is love there. aegon loves all of his family i will die on this hill if i must.

the show just gave us some crumbs, as in aegon is obviously not into helaena & forced to marry her. he rejects her as he rejects all of his duties, but it's hard to say if she is just a symbol of everything he is supposed to be (The Perfect Heir TM) or if he's just not attracted to her at all (maybe both). hard to say if this is an outright rejection of the practice of targcest or if these two individuals just don't happen to mesh. if aegon had another sister, would he still refuse to marry her? we don't know at this point, since they've barely developed their relationship.

that being said. it seems to me aegon acknowledges this is not an ideal relationship for him, but he doesn't go out of his way to antagonise helaena either. this is not an aegon iv/naerys situation. on the contrary, he mostly lets her be and tries to be kinda nice to her sometimes?

he is presented as a sexual harrasser, but is obviously not sexually violent with her (complimentary medal for doing the bare minimum, i know). at dinner, there is dialogue that suggests aemond is cajoling aegon into apologising to helaena for something and aegon mentions getting her some swanky gift. he's not angry about it, he just complies. when helaena inadvertently mocks him at dinner, he does not lash out at her in any way, he's just sort of humbled at being called out (this feeds into my theory that aegon accepts violence & insults from his own family but not from other sources). he doesn't get "angry" like in the books when jace dances with her, but his face totally falls and he is mortified, like he's resigned himself to jace's insult. he turns to aemond like "can you believe this kind of shit?" idk. there's something there.

their personalities may not gel well together, but he is such a loser craving validation that i can't imagine that he wouldn't get an ego boost if he got acceptance & encouragement from his sister (he has to deserve it first ofc but he's too busy being genre-aware). god knows where they will take this dynamic in the show, but i hope they choose to build up some rapport and empathy between them, bc it's a much more interesting story than another deadbeat targ king being mean to his sister-wife

#aemond would totally kick his arse right into the blackwater rush if he was mean to helaena #and aegon would let him lmao #aegon loves all his family i will die on this hill if i must!!! #helaegon #aegon/helaena #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #ask #anon #asoiaf ships

[valyrfia]

just reread the mortal instruments for the first time in like seven (?) years and like it's fine and all but the concept would've been so much more interesting in the hands of a queer author

#expand tags to read more lmao #the mortal instruments #anti cassandra clare #my take with any body of work tbh #alec is my favourite but also very much gives Tortured Gay Written By Straight #clary should've ended up with simon (à la peeta mellark effect) #i love jace but he loses all personality as the love interest #also i will live breathe and die on the jalec hill they should've got the storyline that emma and julian did #the fact that the forbidden parabatai love story was given to a STRAIGHT couple is absolutely ridiculous #also i fucking hate malec it seemed so romantic when i was like 15 but now i cannot read it without thinking of my first relationship #ie. young and inexperienced me VS. what may not legally be grooming but technically is #à la rhys and feyre i HATE this immortal falling in love with a teenage mortal bs #red flag #magnus is also a gay character written for straight people #like he's fine but he's not giving yknow #i just relate a lot to alec and hate how him and magnus are so romanticised #IT SHOULD'VE BEEN JACE #imagine how good a jace and alec slowburn would've been in the last three books #talking of gay shit get izzy a girlfriend (and have it be me) #i jest but not - all of the lightwood siblings are gay wbk #clary is their token straight #all this to say give this idea to ME not to the ex ron x ginny author #anyway rant over #some teenage books live up to the hype (hunger games) and some don't (these)

[quil12]

I've been replaying BotW lately and I always think it's so funny how clasically Link coded Revali is - tbh, probably even more so than this incarnation of Link

#botw #what i mean by that is how many traits he has that have always been tied to link in past games #like its a lot #if he had been a hylian he would have been hylias chosen hero #and i will die on that hill lmao