#THEN my mentor got covid so i couldn’t start teaching and was behind everyone else in my cohort

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At least I can cling to the fact that no matter how bad things get, it’s not October 2021 anymore

#lmaoooo remember how Everything fucking happened to me within about 3 weeks??? #first i got covid. shook it off but my god that cough lingered. and i missed so much class #THEN my mentor got covid so i couldn’t start teaching and was behind everyone else in my cohort #THEN when i finally managed to arrange to observe someone else; i dislocated my knee the night before i was supposed to observe her!! #such a terrible month. pretty sure my ID card was also broken that whole time. and greggs was closed #i’d get on the train at the arsecrack of dawn and get off it and have no place to go because i couldn’t get into college and greggs was shut #going to starbucks every morning would’ve bankrupted me but costa was so bad it just wasn’t worth it. and nothing else in the vicinity #was open. my only other choice was to stand outside and watch teenagers fail to do kickflips on their way to school #there was something else going on at around this time but i don’t remember what. possibly i’ve erased it from my brain because it was simply #that bad. i mean i know i was constipated as hell from all the codeine i had to take for my knee. i don’t think i shat for a week #OH i remember!!! the day i finally went back to class (limping and coughing) my train broke down in the back end of approximately nowhere #i was an hour and a half late to class in the end and i had to take this godawful bus which was too hot and the driver drove like a lunatic #literally arrived feeling sick and had to sit through ~6 hours of class feeling like death #and THEN got chewed out when i didn’t go to class the following day because i’d exhausted myself and my knee was killing me #that technically happened on the 1st of november but still. i’m counting it #oh and the baby gave me a cold. that was part of why i felt like death #i can’t believe she’s nearly 3 now. still a human petri dish though <3 #still somehow not as bad as february 2021 when i got two bladder infections; fell down a flight of stairs and got alcohol poisoning #and almost went bankrupt for real. but what can i say. i am a guy that shit happens to #if something’s going to happen it’s going to happen to me. i am extremely unlucky #personal