Tennis Players as THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT Track list
(Based purely on the title not the content)
1. Fortnight
- Novak Djokovic: He breaks a new record every two weeks (at least it feels like it)
2. The Tortured Poets Department
- Iga Swiatek: She's a Swiftie and I really want one know her reaction to the album announcement and her first listen
3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
- Andrey Rublev: *montage of broken racquets here*
4. Down Bad
- Alex de Minaur and Katie Boulter: He flew to San Diego to watch her final after he won the title in Acapulco. I've never felt so single in my life
- Taylor Fritz and Morgan Riddle
Again. I've never felt so single in my life.
5. So Long, London
- Andy Murray: He's English. And we're saying goodbye to him😭
6. But Daddy I Love Him
- Casper Ruud: My heart hurts every time he loses
- also: me whenever a player is injured
7. Fresh Out the Slammer
- Simona Halep: drug testing and trial
8. Florida!!!
- Ben Shelton: University of Florida alumni
9. Guilty as Sin?
- Alexander Zverev: Self explanatory
10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
- Jannik Sinner: idk what was in the bottom of that trash bin hut I don't think anyone wants to play him now
11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
- Andrey Rublev: (sorry for the repeat) I don't like his temper but he's hot. I could fix him.
12. loml
- Roger Federer: The love of my life my first tennis idol. Also the loss of my life
13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
- Rafa Nadal: He's doing it with a broken body right now. And it breaks his heart to leave
14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
- Diego Schwartzman: For a tennis player, he's really short (I'm so sorry Diego)
15. The Alchemy
- Juan Carlo Ferrero, Darren Cahill, and Simone Vagnozzi: They have made gold in Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner
16. Clara Bow
- Maria Sharapova: It girl of Hollywood and it girl of tennis
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just read on twitter that holger and taylor are playing doubles together in monte carlo so it’ll either go amazing or they’ll flop first round
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brace yourselves… insane tiebreaks incoming
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giving music to the atp top ten minus that one person! inspired by @faeryaester :)
01. novak djokovic
★ apex predator — barrett wilbert weed, erika henningsen
☆ octet in e-flat major: iv. presto — felix mendelssohn
★ first — everglow
02. carlos alcaraz
☆ non-stop — original broadway cast of hamilton
★ take me home — ateez
☆ violin concerto no. 1: i. allegro maestoso–tempo giusto — niccolo paganini
★ promise — everglow
☆ liebesfreud — fritz kreisler
03. daniil medvedev
★ champagne problems — taylor swift
☆ la di da — everglow
★ the great mermaid — le sserafim
☆ the voyevoda, op. 78 — pyotr ilych tchaikovsky
★ chill kill — red velvet
04. jannik sinner
☆ violin concerto in d minor: i. allegro moderato — jean sibelius
★ first love/late spring — mitski
☆ veni vidi vici — cravity
★ wait for it — leslie odom jr., original broadway cast of hamilton
☆ i just — red velvet
★ liebesleid — fritz kreisler
05. andrey rublev
☆ pink in the night — mitski
★ nouvelle vague — wave to earth
☆ this is me trying — taylor swift
★ kingdom come — red velvet
06. holger rune
☆ tzigane, m. 76 — maurice ravel
★ maniac — conan gray
☆ i got a boy — girls’ generation
★ pirate — everglow
07. hubert hurkacz
☆ dance with you tonight — laufey
★ slut! — taylor swift
☆ ditto — newjeans
08. taylor fritz
★ satisfied — renee elise goldsberry, original broadway cast of hamilton
☆ midnight driver — fromm
★ island — youha
☆ francis forever — mitski
09. stefanos tsitsipas
★ nobody — mitski
☆ questions for the universe — laufey
★ anywhere but home — seulgi
most of these were chosen based on vibes/sound, not titles or lyrics haha
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top 17 ATP players' zodiac signs (+fedal)
I know the sun sign is only one piece of the chart etc etc, but this isn't a serious (not that astrology in general is, lol) post and for brevity's sake I can't put their whole charts here. Obviously since the ATP rankings are live right now, they're not in precise ranking order.
Roger - Leo 🦁
Rafa - Gemini 🧑🤝🧑
Novak - Gemini 🧑🤝🧑
Carlitos - Taurus 🐂
Daniil - Aquarius 🌊
Jannik - Leo 🦁
Andrey - Libra ⚖️
🐀 - Taurus 🐂 (Aries cusp)
Stef - Leo 🦁
Holger - Taurus 🐂
Casper - Capricorn 🐐 (Sagittarius cusp)
Hubi - Aquarius 🌊
Demon - Aquarius 🌊 same day as me!
Taylor - Scorpio 🦂
Francis - Aquarius 🌊 (Capricorn cusp)
Grigor - Taurus 🐂
Karen - Gemini 🧑🤝🧑 (Taurus cusp)
Ben - Libra ⚖️
Tommy - Taurus 🐂
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