#The Force watching Tech fall on Eriadu: Eh he’s got it handled

[heyclickadee]

Okay, but what if there’s some small aspect of the collective consciousness of the force that took one look at Crosshair and decided he was such a miserable wet cat of a man that he wasn’t allowed to die? Not as a reward, and not as a punishment, but simply because they decided that he’s their blorbo and he’s so pathetic they want to see if he can ever turn things around.

(I don’t think that’s a thing—there’s theories I take as fact (Tech’s alive), theories I think are likely but not certain, theories that could be true but probably aren’t, crack theories, and then this, which falls into the category of “shit I made up for fun and jokey things”)

#like imagine if Crosshair actually died on that platform #and some part of the force was like #nah bro #you don’t get to die yet #I’m gonna apply this to other characters #The Force watching Hunter fall down a whole mountain: hmmm not today #The Force watching Tech fall on Eriadu: Eh he’s got it handled #The Force watching Gregor get blown up: not today #The Force watching Echo get blown up: Not today and it’ll get better eventually #The Force taking one look at Maul: Oh hohohoho you’re going to be FUN #I’m sorry this is very silly