#They both pound Gajeel's ass okay I like that that's canon

[kakusu-shipping]

Fairy Tail Ships

Some Rando came at me on my main for a ship I hadn’t even said a single word about on a post about a character not involved in said ship so now I’m just gonna write down all my Fairy Tail ships unprompted out of pure spite

Multi and Probably Problematic shipping a-hoy under the read more be wary!

Okay so as every other of this kind of post will plainly spell out I always have One Guy who is just the Ship bicycle. This character could kiss literally anyone and I would be more than happy. Typically they in fact do.

For Fairy Tail, it’s Gajeel Redfox

You would not believe your eyes if my first fucking Gajeel ship was Gajeel/Gajeel. I love Edolas Gajeel and up until that point Earthland Gajeel interacts with pretty much no one positively. I fully believe he hard made out with himself. First kiss. First time? The full shebang. Canon as far as I think.

Following that IMMEDIATELY is Gajeel/Lily. My god. My God let’s just give Gajeel a beefy cat man to homoerotically throw around. “That’s My Cat” I love him he’s so fucking stupid he makes out with Lily on the regular.

Gajeel/Levy is probably the best developed canon ship in Fairy Tail and that’s really not saying much but I think they’re cute. The only caviot is Levi pegs him. I’m sorry, Gajeel cannot be a top.

I think Gajeel/Natsu is funny as hell they’re so violent. Gajeel thinks Natsu’s the dumbest man he’s ever met. They don’t kiss they bite.

Gajeel/Laxus is just as funny but just because they both think they’re the smart one in the relationship.

After that all I might loose a bit of steam but Romance in this show is rarely interesting but here’s some of my takes anyway;

Laxus/Freed is always a free sail Freed pining from the beginning Laxus having no idea what his own feelings are until some time mid season 7. Laxus taking everything casually and Freed over thinking every little piece of affection he gets. They’re an uncommunicative mess and I love them.

I like Juvia/Grey not because I think it’s a well balanced and fleshed out canon romance, but because I love Juvia and want her to be happy and think Annoyingly Horny Stalker and Too Tired For This Shit is the funniest trope. Also Transfem Lesbian Grey, Demiromantic Bi/Pan Juvia

Speaking of Stalker/Obsession ships, Lucy/Flare??? My god I had not-antagonist Flare for 3 episodes and I will never let her go. Red headed Lesbian raised by a Village of Giant Men. Get yourself a blondie GF you deserve it.

Another Stalker/Obsession because I’m just gonna keep on goin; Erza/Sho???? Hello??? That was one baby me was entranced by. Love when the stalker is also the bottom. I love Sho I think he’s so cute, I think his obsession with Erza is so cute, I think his Sister Complex is so cute.

More Erza tops a little sibling!! Erza/Kagura!! What is it about Erza that gives everyone who meets her an Incest Kink?? I love her. I love Kagura she’s SO pathetic after her angst over Jallal is swept under the rug for no reason (no I’m not salty about that)

SPEAKING of Kagura; Kagura/Millianna is very cute I am on board. The Lesbian Kagura content for those without the taste for Sister Complex.

Elfman/Evergreen is so funny to me because this is a Bisexual man with a huge preference for Men who really REALLY wanted to fall in love with a Man and be Married Manly Men who grow into Old Men together but no. He just HAD to catch feelings for The Prettiest Girl in his guild. He’s so mad about it. Whole ass that “But I am in love with a MAN. RIGHT NOW.” meme but gender swapped.

Gildarts/Cana is so freaken good that YuGiOh Episode with Scorpio during the Eclipse Spirit Arc where he says he wants her to call him Daddy and she says she Would if he’s Been Around More you two I am going to scream don’t talk like that we’re trying to d-d-d-d-dddddDUEL

Also Eclipse Scorpio’s crush on Cana is cute as hell I love him he just wanted to play YuGiOh with a Hot Girl and she deserves a little boyfriend like him I’m all for them

Seven steps back tho the BEST Lucy ship, hands down, is Lucy/Taurus and I am SO INCREDIBLY SAD I’m alone on this! T4T Lucy/Taurus is my EVERYTHING!! Give him a SMOOOOOOOOOCH!!

Panther Lily/Samuel is so good to me another little freak with an unwarranted Incest Kink I love Samuel so much he’s so weird I want him to come back so badly please bring the little weirdo back so he can call Lily Big Brother some more for no god damn reason

Panther Lily and Edolas Coco is Very Cute and if it wasn’t for Gajeel being so unabashedly into Panther Lily that whole arc I would have appreciated it more.

Speaking of Exceed X People ships, Sting/Lector are like!!! Super good!!! Exceptionally solid I love them both so much!!

Rouge and Frosch as well but I feel like they’re super out of balance. Rouge is infantalizing Frosch and/or Frosch is not an adult in the world of Exceeds

Five steps back again because none of my thoughts are ever organized Second Best Lucy Ship is Lucy/Loke I just love a lot of Lucy/Celestial Spirit ships but this one This One is so cute I love how extra romantic he gets after going back to being Leo one of few ships I could actually see tying the knot and getting married.

Fuck it I’m just gonna keep talking about Lucy’s celestial spirits; I think Aquarius was Lucy’s first love and also her second mommy I don’t think they ever dated but to Lucy the love she felt for Aquarius was both Familial and Romantic when she was little. She claims Aquarius as her first kiss, despite it being a motherly peck when she was like 6.

Lucy/Virgo is super funny and I am positive it has Doujins out there made by men for men that I Do Not Want To See. I am putting the Asexual label on Virgo and shipping it from there.

Aquarius/Layla Lesbian Lovers in the Historical way. Layla had her Good Friend Aquarius come stay with her while her husband was away on business. They were Very Good Friends.

More spirit stuff Grey/Eclipse Cancer is so fucking funny Cancer literally opened Grey’s heart, they Yuri On Iced around with a Rainbow Gradient following them. Grey is repressing this so hard.

SPEAKING of Grey repressing he is Gay; Grey/Sugarboy??? Am I obsessed with the Catholic Arc of Fairy Tail? Yes. Yes I am. But Edolas Sugar Boy as well. Grey has such a Thing for your average stereotypical Gay Man and he is doing everything in his power to ignore it. I think he wants to be one of them.

Ultear/Meredy is SO FREAKEN CUTE. Mother/Daughter *chefs kiss*. They would both die for the other to live and they attempt it multiple times. Am I made Ultear eventually succeeded? Yes. Extremely. Get back here dammit you’ve already asked and the answer was No.

Lucy/Michelle more Stalker/Obsession more Sister Complex with a little dash of objectophilia post Catholic Arc. I love how the Fairy Tail anime just dropped Every inanimate object has thought, emotion, will, goals, and feelings but is unable to act upon them or even knows they have such feelings without forbidden magics and just Expected me to be Okay with that. I am not. I never will be. Michelle wants to fight Aquarius for taking Lucy’s first kiss right in front of her.

Wendy/Sherria are exceptionally cute. I don’t have much to say I just think they’re cute and wholesome and should be girlfriends.

But ALSO I think Mest/Doranbolt’s crush on Wendy is very cute I bet he beats himself up over liking a little girl. He’s her first kiss, she initiated it.

ALSO ALSO Doranbolt/Lahar is canon and I’m SO MAD THEY KILLED LAHAR LIKE FOREVER MAD. My Buddy Cop to Lovers...

Macao and Wakaba are a “Didn’t realize I was Gay and In love with my best friend until AFTER I was married to a woman” pair and I love them. They keep their relationship a secret. Make out in the guild’s storage room. Mira’s caught them once or twice and promises to keep their secret, so long as she never catches them with their pants down that close to the cheese again.

Levi/Lucy are a cute Best Friends to Girlfriends kind of ship. No one would notice if they started dating because they’d act the exact same as before 

But also Cana/Lucy?? Same energy in that no one would really know they’re dating until Cana gets stupid clingy/protective when other people hit on Lucy.

Mavis/Zera is under appreciated I know Zera isn’t real and is just a projection of Mavis’ loneliness and isolation but also she’s Mavis’ gay thoughts a WLW side. Her self love and care in personhood. They kiss.

Canon evil lesbian queens Kyoka/Seilah is a lot more than I expected out of this program and I am so here for it!! Go girls go!!!

Dimaria/Brandish as well, evil lesbians having a bad spat and taking it out on the entirety of Fairy Tail is very funny to me. They are toxic and horrid and I hope Brandish gets away from her.

Kamika/Cosmos, while not evil, are just as canon lesbians and I love that for them. Also Lolicon Cosmos.

There at the start of the War Arc when Toby and Millianna were walking into war together and he’s looking at her with a flush on his face little guy got puppy love and I!!!! Am all about it!!! She’s a lesbian for sure but she’ll make an exception for him. I don’t think he knows what a gender is anyway

I think that fact that Ichiya and Nichiya most certainly Fuck is not discussed enough in this fandom this man fucks his own Fursona I need more people to speak of this.

Okay now my take on the Big Ships and Canon Shit because I actually didn’t talk about them above I focused on what I’d actually like to see.

Natsu/Lucy is. Fine. I saw someone say a headcanon that Natsu thought they were dating the whole time and I love that. ADHD Natsu who decided he liked Lucy and was going to ask her out but Forgot and then Forgot he Forgot and proceeded to think they were an official couple for 9 more season.

Natsu/Lisanna is also pretty okay. I love baby love, I love them as kids playing house playing marriage awkward dancing and kisses on the cheek and holding hands. They were eachother’s first love and that means so much to me there’s very little that could ever make you forget your first love. (Side note I think at this age Elfman had a crush on Natsu but didn’t say anything sense Lisanna also liked him)

Erza/Jellal bothers me. Maybe I just don’t like Jellal as a character enough yet but not only is he Not In The Guild like every other main series ship, he also is on some pretty thin ice on being an Antagonist or not. But, like above, he was Erza’s First Love and that really is kind of a Big Deal, being actually In Love for the first time. I think they could heal, and I’d love to see that actually play out. If anyone has any fics where this is a Real Issue that they talk about and face I would actually love to read them.

Mavis/Zeref is also pretty. Okay. I don’t like it, I think it’s pretty forced, I think the fact that they had a child when Mavis died after their first kiss is a fucked concept everyone’s avoiding despite it being the most interesting part of the ship. He’s her pathetic little meow meow, she’s his last shred of sanity decaying in his arms as he desperately plants kisses over her small prepubescent body. It’s VERY Dead Dove and everyone is avoiding it.

Happy/Carla... is this one people actually ship or just something in the background? Honestly Happy feels so much Younger than Carla most of the time despite them probably being the same age. He just acts like a little fool. I don’t like it. I think Carla deserves better. And is also a Lesbian.

Now for the end of my list a collection of characters I don’t have ships for but would Really Like To because I Love Them as characters and just want them to smooch somebody (would also love X reader fics with them)

Bickslow

Warren Rocko

Reedus Jonah

Tono Rabbits

Goldmine

Boze

Jura Neekis

Yuka Suzuki

Erigor

Lapointe

Dan Straight (The fucking guy of all time)

Toma Fiore

Jacob Lessio

Nadi

Yajima

Capricorn

Horologium

Deneb

#Ship List #Fairy Tail #Proship #No one report me no one report me block and move on this is a personal list #Behold me for I am tired and not interested in 13 year old Jacob VS Edward but Anime Girls discourse #If I'm going to be attacked for a ship I'd like it to be one I actually care/post about #My god this program is 13 years old kfgjdfkjghkdf #I'm like mid Season 7 as of making this post so I haven't met all the characters or witnessed all the ships #but this is pretty good so far as I'm concerned #Makarov is not in the Characters who should have a ship list because he does not need one he has me his husband #Unfortionely being married to him means I cannot kiss Reedus Jonah right on the mouth so someone get him a cute boyfriend stat #This might be the first Ship List post I make with no Polyships #Lily/Gajeel/Levi can be poly I like that idea #They both pound Gajeel's ass okay I like that that's canon #Does anyone even remeber Boze he was a throw away character from Gajeel's OG guild and I thought he was Very Pretty #and hoped he'd eventually come back #but he does not and that's just a waste of a pretty guy with a crush on Gajeel in my opinion #Also everyone from the Catholic Arc needs to come back I miss them so much they are my Favorites #Grey is an enigma he either realizes he Likes Men or realizes He's a Girl and I cannot decide which

[nalufever]

Hi, I hope you don't mind, but could I request an "impromptu party at Lucy's" scene / story / ficlet? Canon or modern setting is fine, whatever interests you! I just have this image of people drifting in or drifting by, and nobody minds too much that it gets a little crowded, since it's a nice excuse to snuggle or chat with a friend over a drink in a quieter corner. Or whatever!

Thanks so much @impracticaldemon!  I think this became the ‘whatever’ you mentioned ~ but I did manage to dose it with some humour.  ^^

’Party’

Word Count:  1633

rating:  teen

Canon-esque setting

Lucy decided the gathering had turned into a party when she’d sent Freed and Bickslow out for more booze. Sure, asking Mira to pop over to the guild and make a platter of sandwiches was a close second. But on second thought, getting Mira out of her apartment was more of a self-preservation method than anything else. If the match-making demon was gone, then snuggling on Natsu’s lap was way more relaxing.

Cana had offered to go fetch drinks.  But Lucy didn’t have room for barrels of beer, not with the constant flow of guild mates showing up. Evergreen and Elfman arrived holding hands.  And what was odder, they managed to remain on friendly terms! No fighting, threats to stone the massive muscled man or manly tears in response to affection.

Wendy was around somewhere, she’d turned up with Charle - and then joined a quiet card game with Romeo and Chelia. Happy had dragged Charle away and Lucy had been even happier to see that. He’d calmed down with the ‘he liiiiiiiikes you’ and the 'you liiiiiiike him’ teasing against his human partners, but he still enjoyed making those subtle and not so subtle digs about how handsy Natsu and Lucy were with each other.

Gray refilled the ice bucket and sighed. Juvia was giggling in the corner with Lyon and that just didn’t sit right with the ice mage. Lyon had been dating Meredy for close to two years now, but the way he smiled at Juvia set Gray’s teeth on edge. Who needed to smile that much anyway? It was unnatural in the extreme.

Moving without conscious volition, Gray strode over and removed his shirt to throw it in Lyon’s face. Mockingly he said, “What’s up?”

“More like what’s down once I punch your lights out!”

Juvia shook her finger in Lyon’s face. “No fighting! Today is Gray and Juvia’s seven month anniversary of our seventh date!”

Gray sidled closer to Juvia and hugged her, making sure to keep angry eye-contact with Lyon as he patted her back. “Sorry babe, we should get out of here and celebrate.” He glared harder at Lyon and then smirked. “Let’s celebrate the way we celebrate all our anniversaries.”

Juvia bit her lip and let her fingers run playfully up Gray’s arm. “Can we?”

“You know it.”

“All night long?”

“We should get going.”

“Juvia agrees! Bye Lyon!” Juvia took Gray’s discarded shirt and stuffed it into her purse before hauling ass out the door with her lover.

Lyon shrugged and pulled out his communications lacrima, dialing Meredy. “You were right, I’m coming over now to make it up to you.” He listened intently to his device as Meredy spoke. Smiling he answered her. “I’m prepared to go all night long.”

When the low rumble of conversation stopped, that’s when Lucy and Natsu realized they’d gotten way more comfortable than they’d planned on. To whit, Lucy was straddled on Natsu’s lap and both her hands were dug into his pink hair. The slayer had his hands full of Lucy’s backside - in layman’s terms, a double handful of booty.

Erza had been making love to her piece of cheesecake, ah, eating. She’d taken a sinful bite, closed her eyes to enjoy the creamy texture, after she’d swallowed and opened her eyes, her gaze landed upon the corner. The corner where the 'hosts’ of the impromptu gathering were swapping spit. Her hands trembled and she dropped her own piece of cake. She gasped and pointed to the corner.

A vague ripple of consternation swept over the room. Not the weirdness of Erza suffering from destroyed cake.  It was the horrific novel action of herself being the instrument of destruction for her cake. Like lemmings over a cliff, everyone’s eyes were drawn to the corner via Erza’s pointing accusatory finger.

Too late to pretend it was anything other than what it was, Natsu kept his hands on Lucy’s ass. Peering around her, he addressed the group. “Yes, I liiiiiiiiiike her and she liiiiikkkkkkkkes me! Get over it!”

Head now buried against his chest, Lucy whimpered. The teasing would be merciless from everyone.

“Okay.”

“Sure.”

“Cool.”

“Yeah, no biggie.”

“Man.”

“Yup.”

“About time.”

“Shit, I lost the betting pool!”

Conversations started up again.

Jellal handed Erza another piece of cake. Happy with her new treat, she allowed Jellal to lead her away. Alone together in the kitchen, Erza licked the crumbs from her fork and set it down.  Jellal smiled brightly.

“What?” Erza blushed.

“It just occurred to me I should show you how much I liiiiiiiiiike you.” Jellal didn’t show any self-consciousness at stealing Happy’s shtick. Matter of fact, he winked and raised his eyebrows.

“Oh!” Erza stepped into Jellal’s arms and lifted her head to accept his kiss.

Muffled giggles floated in and out of Erza and Jellal’s recollection. Too focused on each other, they ignored the whispers and slightly scandalized conversation between Levy and Gajeel (the 'lucky’ couple who’d discovered them). The slayer and his girl backed out of the kitchen, holding hands they snuck away to the closet to make-out.

Max took an opportunity to get closer to the intriguing girl he’d spotted across the room. He was guessing she was attractive - he’d only been able to see how fetching she looked tossing her hair. He’d seen nothing but back and side views of what he assumed was a cute female. Oh, he’d seen her bend over and knew her ass was fine. Not as rounded as Levy’s, but a close second - not that he’d ever tell Gajeel his girlfriend had a bangin’ butt. He did value his life.

Too many other mages obscured his view. People like Elfman, Wacaba and Freed didn’t worry him.  It was the more suave and into women types, like Laxus, Reedus and Gray that irked Max. To be fair, every guy he listed already had significant others - but Max felt at a distinct disadvantage in the looks and charisma department. It wasn’t fair that certain others had so much and his biggest claim to fame was how average he was. It was enough to make him want to take his favourite broom and sweep for hours.

Feeling like taking a chance, Max scooted closer to the beguiling woman. At this point it didn’t matter WHO she was, he was going to make an advance. His years-long dry-spell of female companionship was ending tonight.

His mystery woman threw back her head and laughed. Stomach filled with jumbled rocks and butterflies, Max gathered his courage. Jumping without a plan, he tapped her shoulder.

“Hey!” Laki raised her glass to Max. “Glad you could make the party tonight!”

“Laki?” Stupefied, Max stood there and eventually shut his open mouth.

“Wanna do shots?”

“Sure!” Max nodded and accepted the bottle she held out to him. “Body shots?”

“Are there any other kind?” Laki winked and curled her arms around Max’s arm. “I’ve been waiting for you to get over here for what seems like hours.”

“I’ll do my best to make up for you having to wait.”

Laki relaxed against Max’s side. “Oh, I know you will.”

It didn’t surprise anyone once they’d finished the bottle that they left together.

Evergreen pushed Elfman onto the sofa and clambered onto his lap. Into his ear she purred, “Let’s stage a fight and leave so we can get freaky.” She didn’t wait for him to answer. Slipping off his lap, she stalked a few paces away and crossed her arms. Raising one thin eyebrow and making a sour face, Ever said, “When I ask if I’m too heavy the manly thing to do is insist I’m not!”

“It’s manly to agree.” Elfman stood up and scratched his head. “You have put on a few pounds, I can’t tell a lie! That’s not manly at all!”

“Why must you be so obsessed with being manly?” Ever screeched her words accusingly. “I’ve had enough!” She pushed her way through the crowd and stormed out of Lucy’s apartment.

Looking around with the most confused look he could muster, Elfman shrugged. “Great party but I gotta go. It’s manly to apologize.”

Once the door shut behind him the conversation picked back up. Most of the partygoers made snide comments about how whipped Elfman was. The slayers with their superior hearing only laughed because they knew Elfman was smarter than he appeared and was now getting busy with his girlfriend.

The crowd had thinned quite a bit now. Mira had shown up, deposited the platter of sandwiches and cajoled Laxus into leaving with her. Everyone pretended not to notice Freed following five minutes later. It was the best kept non-secret in the guild, and people were only guessing the threesome were hiding the exact nature of their relationship so that Makarov didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Happy and Charle disappeared next; one minute they were watching the youngsters play cards and the next they were gone. Claiming it was getting too late, Wendy, Romeo and Chelia took off. Reedus, two bottles of red wine and one of Lucy’s flirty neighbors left. The O'Connels politely said goodnight and took their leave - their babysitter was expecting them home.

The last stragglers left. A handsy Lisanna 'assisted’ Bickslow to the door, she turned and blew kisses to Lucy who gave her a thumbs up. Their loud giggles were audible for minutes as they staggered down the hallway. Wakaba and Macao scooped up as many bottles as they could carry and nonchalantly exited.

Natsu grinned at Lucy. Alone at last! “Let’s clean this tomorrow.”

Lucy looked at the time and smiled. “More like later today.”

“Since you agree, how about we get some sleep?”

“Sleep?” Lucy slung her arms around Natsu’s neck. “Our party has only started.”

#asks #impracticaldemon #ftfanfics #fan fic #fluff #humour #nalu #canon-esque #hope you liked it #drabble