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roki-roki-roll · 1 month
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Wolf wife :)
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3
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Yaretzi (Hello From The Hallowoods):
Hot werewolf lady
HEY NOW! Yaretzi is a hot post apocalyptic monster hunting LESBIAN space werewolf lady who is in a relationship with a space vampire literally just called The Countess, who is herself in a long feud with Dracula, who runs a biker gang.
She runs a magical hotel with her queer platonic life partner, a renegade demon who gives off exceptional queer vibes.
Together they are raising their adopted child, who is a decaying human skeleton inside a 9 foot tall suit of monster slaying power armor. He, in turn, is taking care of his pet seagull, who is a zombie. Also the seagull is simultaneously both one bird and an entire flock of zombie seagulls.
Anyway, Yaretzi has been hunting monsters for her star god for a very long time, and she is hot and deserves to win.
Werewolf who made a pact with a star deity to kill conquistadors
Spends centuries hunting demons and eating their hearts
Guides the only demon she failed to kill into a sense of his own personhood, adopted a son together, then started dating one of her traditional ancient enemies (hot vampire lady)
Smokey growly voice, grows huge when she transforms, fierce and loving and terrifying
Hera (Wolf 359):
I don't care if she's an AI with no physical form, she is HOT
my digital wife <3
oh it's always "i want a hot computergirl with poor cable management to glitch on my shit" and "i want to fuck her until she bluescreens" on this website until it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i have a post about usb penetration with tens of thousands of notes. i see the things you all say. you have a hot computergirl in front of you and this is how you all repay her? you would abandon her? prove yourselves as the computer sex website; vote for hera NOW!!!
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roguecanoe · 3 months
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Some past time-
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dearhadrian · 1 year
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A gift for @razuri - her character Yaretzi, the Horizon Walker 🐍 I love this snake boy so much, what an epic character!! 🙏
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sturmdunkel · 2 years
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family portrait!!!
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a very happy birthday to the hallowoods haunt!!!!!
this is my gift for @evieebun125 :DDD
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hallowood-hcs · 6 months
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if polly, mort and yaretzi were in a noir detective film yaretzi would be the grizzled, hardy detective who sits with her feet propped up and her fedora carelessly tossed on the desk, absorbed in cleaning her revolver until polly, dressed to the nines, bursts into her office soaked from the rain outside, dramatically exclaiming ‘oh detective, you must help me find my husband’s killers!’. it’s very obvious that polly has killed his husband. yaretzi doesn’t care especially since he turns out to be quite good company. mort is the ineffectual, naïve muscle that polly hired for respectable bodyguard purposes. he’s a bit shit at it but he’s such a sweetie. the countess is a devastatingly attractive femme fatale who makes it her mission to seduce yaretzi. also in the process of typing this i’ve decided i’m probably going to write a fic for this. sorry for the absolute monster of an ask but i had a vision that had to be shared
this is all such a wonderful vision actually; i can already hear yaretzi’s noir detective inner monologue and how it’ll be consistently interrupted by polly, unimpressed but amused, and mort, unintentionally out of curiosity
would definitely look forward and make time to read this if you do write it!
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kennythekevin · 1 year
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Well here you go another doodle from this adorable family from @hellofromthehallowoods … I honestly love this podcast so much… I almost caught up with the latest episodes as well! The heights here are a bit off and it’s by no way perfect but hey it was fun to make :)
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miskapestek · 1 year
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Cozy Yaretzi for Aspen
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lorientours · 11 months
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Never before have I wished I could draw so much. What is Yaretzi wearing? Also hehe terrible coparent duo taking their child to the mall. I love them so much.
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sketchmre · 1 year
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werewolf and vampire wip
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dathen · 2 years
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YARETZI PICKING WOUNDED POLLY UP IN HER ARMS!!! I am 17% healed!!!
cradle 👏 that 👏 demon 👏👏👏
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 2
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Keisha (Alice Isn't Dead):
She has a big truck. She broke into a police station. She’s gay. Truly she is the most of all time.
Canonically lesbian and anxious, fighting eldritch abominations while crossing America in a big rig all in search of her wife.
Yaretzi (Hello From The Hallowoods):
Hot werewolf lady
HEY NOW! Yaretzi is a hot post apocalyptic monster hunting LESBIAN space werewolf lady who is in a relationship with a space vampire literally just called The Countess, who is herself in a long feud with Dracula, who runs a biker gang.
She runs a magical hotel with her queer platonic life partner, a renegade demon who gives off exceptional queer vibes.
Together they are raising their adopted child, who is a decaying human skeleton inside a 9 foot tall suit of monster slaying power armor. He, in turn, is taking care of his pet seagull, who is a zombie. Also the seagull is simultaneously both one bird and an entire flock of zombie seagulls.
Anyway, Yaretzi has been hunting monsters for her star god for a very long time, and she is hot and deserves to win.
Werewolf who made a pact with a star deity to kill conquistadors
Spends centuries hunting demons and eating their hearts
Guides the only demon she failed to kill into a sense of his own personhood, adopted a son together, then started dating one of her traditional ancient enemies (hot vampire lady)
Smokey growly voice, grows huge when she transforms, fierce and loving and terrifying
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roguecanoe · 11 months
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I like drawin people sleepin. 0v0 These knuckleheads are no exception.
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hadesmediocreart · 1 year
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My 3 weed smoking girlfriends <3
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syeniites · 2 years
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Yaretzi/Countess has me in a chokehold
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hallowood-hcs · 7 months
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polly has absolutely no spice tolerance and he’s being so brave about it when yaretzi cooks
yaretzi would tone down the spice levels for him but she has the opposite problem where if food is too plain she simply cannot eat it
switch their plates, and watch the chaos unfold.
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