#aaalll of them!!!!

[operationjetset]

big juniper collab complete.... all of these loser actors together at last

list of junipers from left to right (@right-agent - @higher-noon - @curtaincalled - @thesilliestagent - @gr3yyyyy - @neurotonic - @operationjetset - @razs-archetype - @salezmanradioz - @solobodor - @centibunny - @heres-to-all-that-is-mine - @kitkatyes - @markophoenix - @melopie-artz - @heycerulean) let me know if i missed anyone!

#i expect you to die #ieytd #john juniper #all of them! #aaalll of them!!!! #very very fun to put together! maybe i should do one with phoenix if everyone is down for it #this one had a tight deadline because i had something happening this week but if i do it again with phoenix id give everyone more time :)

[batlovestomarry]

I love seeing Tom be completely helpless to deny Harry anything in any capacity. I dont care if some people might think it’s OOC I want to see SAPPY and in LOVE behavior coming from that man. I want it to be so intense and lovey-dovey that it’s genuinely embarrassing to witness .

#smitten Tom riddle is my fave ao3 tag #tomarry #tomarrymort #tmrhp #my sweet boys #i adore them #AND WHEN ITS TINGED WITH A HINT OF DARK AND ALL-CONSUIMG OBSESSION?? #or more than a hint #YES PLSSSS give me AAALLL of it

[villetteulogy]

Welp, here is TBOSAS’ lead editor admitting that they cut down a lot of the romance (including a pre games kiss) while editing the movie🥴

Apparently they thought the love story worked too well in the first 2/3 and made Coryo’s turn in the third part of the movie seem too sudden. After all, it’s not like the romance between Coryo and Lucy Gray being believable and 100% true was at the heart of the story, right?? It definitely didn’t make Coryo’s eventual betrayal heartbreaking and tragic.

The theatrical version of this movie absolutely doesn’t look like Frankenstein’s monster as a result of too many cuts and edits. I’m sure the book wouldn’t have benefited from being adapted in two movies instead of being condensed into a single overlong one.

#@HUTCHERNAISANCE on twitter posted this video btw so all credit to them for pointing it out #istg this makes me want to d word #they really thought snowbaird could be cut bc it ended in tragedy anyway shdhdhf like friends that’s the whole point #so apparently the 4 hour version is a different (and better) movie #why they didn’t go ahead and just decide to make two movies is beyond me #ik they were afraid this would bomb like mj part 2 did but this is so unfair #esp given how much success this movie has had #tbosas part 2 should’ve been solely about ‘the peacekeeper’ #tbosas could’ve been a two part masterpiece🙁 #WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAALLL #snowbaird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #thg #the hunger games #Youtube

[boxwinebaddie]

whats a food that Jersey will ALWAYS eat

now...i was going to say something Very Uncivilized...

;)

but i am a lady of class and caliber, so here's my dignified answer.

jersey, like all my kyles, deeefinitely has a sweet tooth.

my son likes all kinds of desserts, pastries and confectioneries. however, due to the severity of his ed, he’d sworn off sugar, nearly cutting it out completely...which, you did read that correctly, my friends, i did say Nearly, because ed or not, jersey kyle cannot resist the sweet, sugary siren call of...

Red Candy.

like not just any candy. not blue candy or green candy or yellow candy, he doesn't want to waste empty calories on the gross gaudy green apple flavored candy or like a super sour lemon warhead or god forbid, blue raspberry Anything that tastes like an aneurysm feels.

no, jersey likes the Red flavored candy. red starbursts, red vines ( he literally can't go to the movies bc all the boxes of red vines stress him out too much ), fkn swedish fish, only the red gummy bears, etc.

tbh, idk if it's a brain thing, but i honestly think he just Likes the cherry/strawberry/red flavored candy? it brings him Joy? i luv him.

like, you literally know if jerseykyle has been somewhere if there is a bag of candy with ALL THE RED CANDY GONE but all the other colored pieces in there. he will literally pick around all the other flavors of candy, dig out Just The Red Ones and eat them, smh.

it also has to be like hyper sugary, uber sweet candy, he doesn't really like sour candy at all ( stan loves sour candy btw ) or chocolate even. it works mostly w/ mike&ike, swedish fish, starburst type candy but...

it works the BEST with red skittles.

jersey kyle LOOOOVES red skittles.

like if you open a skittle bag around him, he will feign disinterest and sneer at you prententiously like 'absolutely naught, why the fuck would u ask me, that u fuckin idiot?' but the second you offer him a red skittle...it's so over. his eyes get Wide...he's so cute, ew.

he always tells himself he's not gonna do it, but when he goes to pick up cigarettes @ 7/11, 9/10 times he grabs a bag of skittles, eats all the red ones out of it then tosses the rest of the bag out. it's the only thing he does to treat himself...literally ever:

a pack of cigarettes & a pack of skittles.

or, Four Skittles, really. because there were probably about only four red ones in there. which kyle complains about so much!!! like, stan!!! why the fuck don't they just put RED SKITTLES in the bags??? all the other flavors taste bad, the red ones are clearly superior!!! >:0

so, on their anniversary, ravenstan handed jersey something...

a single bag of skittles.

kyle was like...you got me skittles for our anniversary???

and stan was like...open the package, dummy. ;)

so kyle did...

aND IT WAS FULL OF RED SKITTLES!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAA

AND KYLE WAS SOOO EXCITED LIKE OH MY GOD YOU GOT ME A PACK OF SKITTLES WITH ONLY RED SKITTLES IN IT????!!!!! <33

stan shrugged, all smug like…

Well, You Only Like The Red Ones.

and it was really cute, but kyle was just like i do like the red skittles, but i like you more, and i like sharing a bag of skittles with you more than anything else in the world.

because i think it's sweet that you Also like the red skittles, but you know i Only like them, so you fish them out of the packet, one by one, feed them to me and then eat all the other ones bc u don't like waste.

like the fact that you're willing to eat all the other forgotten flavors and never have a single red skittle ever again...just to keep me happy...that is the greatest give anyone could ever give me.

so thank you, but if it's all the same to you, i'd like to spend the rest of my life to starting bags of skittles and having you finish them. <3

gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

anyways...

love is no longer a lie.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

-uncle nina, branch in my eye

#ANYWAYS #YEP #RED SKITTLE SUPREMACY #it keeps his diabetes in check #on really bad days he buys just red candy and eats the whole box like tbh the red candy carries his diabetes during his ed #i do think if they get actually married its gonna be like Would You Spend The Rest Of My Life Sharing Skittles With Me? #gaaaay as fuuuuuck #anyways we were too happy so pls know during the divorce u could tell kyle was having a bad time bc there were tons of candy packets #and little orange yellow green and blue candies #but no red ones #i just know stan saw all the opened packets w the red candy gone n wanted to end it aaalll like MAAAN no one there to eat the others #i'm miserable #BUT KYLE IS SO CUTE HE REALLY ONLY LIKES THE RED CANDIES LIKE HE GETS SO EXCITED #stan do be feeding him the lil red candies <3 #i'm love them anyways ravesey style world domination #also rip do think crush jersey kyle #who is moderately in denial abt wanting raven of cd to kiss him #pops a red skittle after he smokes a cigarette #bc he’s worried abt tasting like cigarette smoke #hope i die lol

[burinazar]

Posting this since I forgot to say it anywhere public-facing besides one random twitter reply. I already prefaced my other visual parallel observations (1, 2) with “other people have to have known about this before me” , but this time that really must be the case…..this one’s not even a visual parallel it’s literally just a symbol sitting front and center with a meaning we were told about in another context. it was only coincidence that I hadn't yet happened to see the image in the right. It's from manga extras. as soon as I did I went “oh omg THAT’S what that thing is……”

#orphan hole tag #wazukyan #made in abyss #immediately fic ideas were spawned lol #my favorite right now is a story where belaf got him that #(but didn’t know it meant anything in particular) #it’s a neat parallel to Bdog being important to Waz because he’s the unknowing doorway to the golden city #and neither of them are quite sure what that means. does he even have value to him beyond that? it aaalll depends on your reading of Waz #and we the audience are unsure just how toxic and exploitative that might make their relationship… #(not as in SHIP relationship. just literally ‘what does that mean for these humans.’ but the messy-complexity potential THERE is ofc huge) #the day i take a break from belavue crimes to write wazubela crimes is the day everyone rightfully defenestrates me from the fandom

[the-owl-tree]

gen5 bothers me because it hurts gen4 by existing. like yeah that happy ending? was just temporary and everything fell apart eithing twilights lifetime. everything she worked for ended up being for nothing not even that long after she took the throne, and equestria was left in a WORSE state by the end.

also, saw somebody point out that a lot of g4 characters are legacy redesigns of previous ones. by making g5 a sequel, theyve locked themselves out of using any “legacy character” that appeared in g4, which was a pretty sizeable amount, and generally the most iconic ones

idk beyind that g5 just feels kinda soulless

The whole schtick of the pony species fighting and learning to work together as always been a staple of the series, it’s just the unfortunate territory that comes with a new generation. But you know, I think G5 could have tried something new! But it didn’t, it also made the choice to have it be a direct sequel and now constantly has to try and link back to G4 to try and get that old audience engaged again.

It’s just kind of unfortunate because a little more care and thought instead of hurrying to get it out might’ve helped the series stand on its own. Sadly, it’s far too attached to the old generation for its own good (and not even in the fun way! Whaddya MEAN you won’t make Twilight the new antagonist? Why throw her the idiot ball like that?? Give my favorite horse some slack she would NOT do that).

#deer rambles #i said it in my past tags and i’ll say it again #g4 is a pretty loving homage to past generations #g5 is only interested in g4 :( #twilight decided to lock up aaalll the magic because some horses started squabbling #first of all. if the theme of the show is legacy #just have her be sad from losing her friends! truly simply we know how special their group was #her outgrowing them and struggling with that legacy would’ve made sense for a show about it #mlp chatter

[kangaruined]

been on hold with the tenants union for 3.5 hours.....fucking slumlord came by this morning unannounced trying to do a showing, when i didn't answer his knock he brought the people around the back and looked in the fucking windows. i literally was sitting there working, completely in view, not fully dressed. luckily covered mostly by a blanket.

at first i thought he told my partner he'd be by, and cam just forgot to tell me, but nnnope. slumlord never said shit. i'm fucking livid and really hope this is some sort of fucking violation we can take to small claims court.

anyone have any input or advice? what i've read online is hard to decipher for this specific instance, hence waiting on hold for 3+ hrs to try to talk to someone. i texted my landlord basically telling him that shit was unacceptable and his response was literally "well i knocked so that told you that we were outside. if you'd answered the door you would've known."

i know where he lives....contemplating knocking before throwing a fucking brick through his window. knocking tells you i'm outside, so i can do whatever i want after that. loser ass piece of shit.

#this motherfucker drops by unannounced to other properties he rents aaalll the time too #not to mention how he'll text his female college-aged tenants to invite them to his house to go fucking boating #or 'bring some friends! you can hang out in my backyard!' #i want to hit him so fucking bad. lobbyist piece of shit

[mylucayathoughts]

Little moments that I love in Red White and Royal Blue. PART 7 (cannot stop sorry 🙈)

When Nora says how "Prince Henry is so yummy" Alex doesn't really contest Noras comment on Henrys good looks (read yumminess 😏), he just says how he is not really a good person (which he believed at that time) but that's besides the point. The important thing is that Alex seemed to be in agreement with that view 😏

When Bea snatches Nora away from Alex, you cannot tell me this wasn't intentional because like a moment ago she was telling Henry how she thinks Alex is hot and asked whether Henry met him or not. And next thing she does before Henry is about to meet Alex is take the one person Alex came to the party with away from him and make sure that person sticks with her the whole time. I see what you did there Bea 😏 and she was the most amused when Alex and Henry was having their little fight and the cake fell on them 😆

When Alex sees Henry talking so cheerfully with the cancer patient and stops to stare at them. He couldn't match his idea of Henry with this version. I love how he looks confused yet curious here.

He was observing a very oblivious Henry intently, and subconsciously he was allowing Henry to change his mind about him.

During the new years party, while dancing, Alex sees Henry sitting alone and comes running towards him and almost hits Henry's face with his 😆 (baby boy was drunk 😏) I love the energy with which he tries to lift Henry's mood up - "it's aaalll in the hips, LOOSEN UP!!", laughs with his entire face, hears his song and screams "OH MY GOD, this is the song of my childhood!!!" and says "you're dancing" and then he grabs Henrys hand and pulls him towards the dance floor. He is adorable here, always trying to keep Henry close or around.

Henry making this face when he says that his brother is completely oblivious about him being gay -

I noticed it only like a few days ago on my millionth rewatch of the movie and laughed so hard I almost fell off my bed 🤣

When Henry says that he has to belong to himself and he can only belong to someone else momentarily and Alexs first instinct is to hold his hand 🤧🤧 lt was too pure, too kind ❤️ and Henry says "not here" (and you can tell he is devastated that he couldn't let Alex take his hand) and Alex understands the sentiment immediately.

It's not like Alex didn't know where they were, plus Henry and he were just talking about Henry not being out to anyone but Bea. Alex still wanted to comfort Henry and to him, taking Henry's hand wasn't a romantic gesture, he just wanted to be supportive and make him feel better. But he understood Henry's predicament and played along.

When Alex writes to Henry "I'm out here giving my all for my mother. I cant have smut filling my inbox, corrupting my mind and bulging my pants like this! look buddy, you know I'm incorrigible, so don't incorrige me" and Henry writes "I'll behave" you can tell that Henry is trying to stifle a laugh and that he is so proud that he can make Alex feel that way 🤣 I know that it's supposed to be a written part in the movie but they had Taylor and Nicholas say these out loud and you can hear the emotions in their voices and I absolutely love Nicholas's delivery here.

My dumbass noticed something else a few days ago as well. That Alex practices speaking in front of the mirror before delivering his speeches. My boy really worked so hard to get his Texan votes 🤧

All the little scenes where Alex is shown to work in his Texas campaign perfectly capture Alex's passion for politics, his dedication to the Texan campaign, his desire to help mom with her election and his wish to do something for people. I love how this part also portrays how mature he and Henrys relationship has become. It was not about just their physical needs anymore, which is still there (obviously ��) but they act as each others support system. The way Alex tells Henry about his fear "I'll only admit this to you and no one else..." that he is gonna let his mother down, and the way Henry reassures him 🤧 and then Henry says how his ribbon cuttings are so meaningless and how he wished he could do meaningful things like Alex. And even though Henry is not proud of it, Alex still makes sure to watch Henry's appearances. I love how sweet and kind and supportive they are to one another. And the passion with which both Nicholas and Taylor read theirs emails 🤧😭 so good!

At the V&A when they were slow dancing, you can't take your eyes off Taylor and Nicholas's hands 😍 they just keep lovingly caressing each other. It's soo beautiful to watch. They are so gentle and caring in those scenes.. Their eyes are soft, full of love 🤧 This is yet another scene where you can't possibly ask more from Taylor and Nicholas. They really went all in 👏

Their soft little smiles in this scene 😍🥺 Henry looks so relaxed and happy! They make me cry ok 🤧

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#I know I know some of these are bigger than moments #Red white and royal blue #Rwrb #Alex x Henry #Firstprince #Alex Claremont Diaz #Prince Henry #Henry Fox #Nicholas Galitzine #Taylor Zakhar Perez #Queue

[suckthatskittlebiiitch]

"You know you're mine, right?"

Pairing: Daryl Dixon × !Black Reader

Warning" Smut! Dirty talk, light slapping (ooh la la 😩)

A/N: Honestly im back In my daryl dixon slut Era and I won't apologize for it.

Summary: Daryl and a few others went on a run for supplies but came back with a few new faces. One of which had her lips against daryl's cheek...

"Where the hell are they?! It's been, " You checked the clock on the wall adjacent to the window you were currently peaking through the curtains of. "3 hours!! Oh my god, what if something happened?! See, I knew I should've gone. WHY DID I listen to Rick?!!" You huffed. Honestly, it hadn't been that long, but it felt like it. "Y/n girl, it's only been like maybe 45 mins tops." Rosita chuckled at your impatience. She knew how worrisome you got when it came to your family being out so long... especially a certain archer you've been dating for the past 4 yrs.

Before you could say anything the sound of the gates opening up caught your attention. "MOVE THATS THEM!!" you yelled pushing, but not trying to; Rosita out the way and opened the front door, jogging down the steps of your home to see who's coming through those big metal doors. Worry and anticipation crept through your body as you hoped to see everyone walk in safe and together. Thankfully that was the case but there were also new faces you didn't expect to see.

Two men, 2 women, 3 children all looking exhausted and scared. One however that wasn't included did not....your man, your archer daryl dixon.

He gave a half smile as he looked up seeing you waiting for him, you wanted to run and smother him with kisses but couldn't because he had a woman who was limping on his shoulder. Ah okay no biggie you thought...until

"T-thank you so much, we couldn't have made it without you 4." She smiled up at him and kissed him on the cheek. Daryl wasn't expecting such a form of gratitude and frankly...you wasn't either.

"Y-yeah yer welcome.." he mumbled. Daryl took a few steps not so subtle steps from her, but ms ma'am didn't take the hint.

"let me return the favor to you somehow-"

"I know you can return it by backing the fuck up from my man" you hissed with folded arms across your chest. The woman looked taken back and quickly returned the favor in question. Her hands were now in front of her. Daryl chuckled while shaking his head. "Sunshine..."

"we'll take them to the infirmary to get checked out and questioned," Michonne said with a smirk as she, Abraham, and Glenn took the others away.

Daryl wrapped an arm around your shoulders, kissed your head then tapped you on the ass silently telling you to follow him to your shared home. Once inside he shut the door with his foot. "Always so firey ain't cha baby" he drawled

"Only when I see a woman touching what's mine, from the root of your head down to the bottom of ya feet that's aaalll mine baby..now" You walked up to him pushing his crossbow off his shoulder then gently set it on the table nearby before jumping into his arms.

Daryl caught you in his big strong arms and slapped your ass with one hand. "M' all yours mama ain't gotta worry bout nobody taken me from ya" he kissed you softly on the lips. The kiss turned into more when you gripped the back of his head making him grunt. Daryl carried you over to the couch laying you down roughly.

He sat up to make quick work of taking off his shirt and undoing his jeans while you did the same with yours. You pulled him down to kiss him again and bite at his lip making him moan. "Fuck woman.."

"oh don't worry baby, im going to do just that" With a sly grin you pushed him against the couch to straddle him, hovering above his throbbing head just a little before sliding down slowly. You both moan in unison, he was so thick and you felt full every time. Your hips started rocking back and forth, the wetter you were the better it felt.

"who's dick is this Daryl?" he moaned and started bouncing on him. He gripped your hips grunting and moaning. "it's yours...fuck..yours..baby" he mumbled. You slapped him lightly. "can't hear you dixon..who's. dick. is. this." your hips moved faster, and moans were getting louder as that tightening feeling was coming.

"Dicks yours sunshine..take that dick..dirty fucking slut" Daryl slapped your ass then pulled you down into a rough kiss.

"Mmmmm yes..yes fuck baby i-IM CUMMING!!!" he held you close as you both came simultaneously. Heavy breathing came from the both of you, as he turned you over so he could lay down with you on top of him his dick still inside your pussy.

"See...had to..remind you who you belong to" You panted and kissed his chest then his neck. Daryl nodded as he lightly traced a pattern on your back, a smirk on his face.

"Still a lil fuzzy...might need another reminder"

#daryl dixon x black reader #daryl dixon smut #daryl dixon × female reader #daryl dixon x reader

[marcarella-pizza]

Buddy Daddies Bluray Vol 2!

Im finally back home from Japan and can now share with you guys the Buddy Daddies bluray!

Quickly before I start:

If you’re outside of Japan and would like these, I have a post here detailing how to get them!

I bought this copy from Yobodashi, NOT animate, so unfortunately no bonus pic this time!

Let’s begin!

First, all the buddy daddies media currently available (not including the OP album cus that’s not BD branded)

The case! It went pink this time which, if we hadn’t seen “Daughter Daddies” I’d have found it somewhat weird. Idk if this is about to become a rainbow or what though. My guess would be vol 3 is blue.

Inside content! The red booklet features settings from the two episodes included (Vol 1 did this too) this vol however, also came with AAALLL the character designs - every character. Even the “mafia boss” as he’s titled from the first ep.

And finally the DVD case! The classic two page spread illustration for the back is adorable! I’m only sad that Rei was the one left out this time. Similar to vol 1 though, miri was the left out one there so my guess is kazuki will be vol 3.

Vol 3 design was already released actually so I’m fairly accurate!

The two discs are for the episodes and the Drama CD…

I’m tempted to provide a transcript and translate it… HOWEVER I admit that I struggle with listening to Japanese a bit. I rely on Japanese subtitles often and… well… audios don’t have that. So if I did do it, it may have errors.

I’ll think more on it…

Until next time!

#buddy daddies #buddy daddies bluray #bluray #bd bluray #kazuki kurusu #miri unasaka #rei suwa

[mako-neexu]

the way guda automatically goes "okok lets secure a base where i can rest my body since this is a dream this is aaalll an illusion yup yup gotta follow my friends ricardo and (osakabe)himeko!!!!!" even when faced with the most familiar sight to them that is literally their hometown oh god

#guda #fgo spoilers

[jesncin]

Saw the asks about folks asking about/or making suggestions on what your takes on the Bat-Rouges would be like, and looking at what you did with your Superman stuff, Martian Manhunter and Mal, and what you're doin' with Constantine, I can see why.

All I have to say to you and everyone else is "take your time" take aaalll the time you need because OH boy making SUPER original versions of the Superman mythos, and Martian Manhunter mythos is 10 times easier than reinventing anything from batman's side of things and having it be original. And if you intend to just not do it at all, its also fine.

Just follow your heart.

Thank you! That's very kind. And for the folks who asked for Batrogues, don't feel bad either! I totally understand the thinking behind seeing an artist make fun remixes of Martians/ Superman/ Constantine and wanting to see how they would handle your favorite characters. And chances are, the Batfam/Batrogues are your favorite characters, because they're popular! But the more popular a characters is, the more comics/adaptations they have, the more interpretations there are, and the more overwhelmed I am with how to remix them.

All of this started because I wanted to see more Martian Manhunter art, so I made my own! Since then I've had a soft spot for the niche less popular characters in general, and I love the challenge of modernizing and revitalizing characters with so little material. Or in the case of Superman, a take (being an immigrant) rarely committed to. That's where my excitement is currently!

#askjesncin #if J'onn was as popular as Batman- Saul Erdel would have his own tv show by now #plus J'onn's rogues and family would headline multiple spinoff tv shows. That's how massive Bats is. #Superman is iconic sure but when was the last time he headlined an animated tv show? nearly 3 decades ago! (don't correct me) #am I a Constantine artist now...have I been accepted into the Johnstantine fold

[effyrosemary]

oh my god unethical priest marius you're a genius!!!!! do you think armand resists the idea that letting his priest fuck him is totally okay in the eyes of god or is he relieved to finally let go and give into his baser desires.... or both! do you think it makes him less guilty or more? god and imagine if marius were to weaponize armand's guilt in order to keep him even more trapped, like yes you are so bad for this and i'm the only one who can absolve you. i'm so invested LOL if you have any hcs of how it would play out i'm aaalll ears

Omg! thank you! To answer your question:

I think it’s both kinda. I think for Armand it would be so liberating to finally give in to these desires, and I think the shame is also kind of what gets him off (it’s the classic “oh no this is so wrong, but it feels so good!”). But I also think that there’s still a small part of him that genuinely feels it’s wrong to do these sexual things. Armand desperately wants to believe in something, I think, and to have that stability so he can have a space for himself to rebuild and to trust again. (don’t get me started, I have this whole fic idea of Daniel trying to provide Armand with a cozy little home and emotional support and stability so Armand has a space to heal, but that’s another story for another day) But I also feel like Armand is very nihilistic in some ways, so maybe he feels guilty but he also goes against the guilt on purpose, to feel that hurt and to feel that shame, I don’t know if you’re following me hahah

And omg, Marius weaponizing the genuine guilt is so wrong and so deliciously GOOD. (idc! it’s fiction! they’re not real people! let us have our dirty thoughts OK!)

When I first saw “unethical therapist Marius” on @monstersinthecosmos I was so immediately hooked. (I then sent this anon bc I needed to talk about it lmao, I was still not familiar with tumblr again after being away for a long time and I thought maybe people will think I’m weird but now I say fuck it bc Anne Rice never shunned away from people thinking her stories/characters were strange/too much.)

Marius is always so seemingly in control, and I love when he’s fooling himself that he’s doing the right thing when he KNOWS he’s not. That’s also why I like Pandora and him together, she kinda sees through his mask. Spoiler: I still remember that one part in Blood Communion after Marius kills Arjun where they’re all sitting around the table and Marius is furiously talking to Pandora and Lestat says: “I had never seen him so angry”, in other words; Lestat has never really seen Marius’ mask break like that, except now that he is upset with/about Pandora. Or when he’s helped out of the ice by Pandora and Santino in QOTD where he childishly snaps at her and says “I can walk unaided, thank you!” when Pandora reaches out to touch him, and she just gives him a shove and is like ‘“Fine girl, walk then lmao”

He wants to be this voice of reason, this stability etc, and he is, but he’s also human. So I love it when those kind of characters secretly give in to their bad side and try to justify it! I also love it when usually reserved people finally snap and can’t control themselves anymore when they finally get what they want, it’s my favorite thing. (There is this beautiful fic by @0junemeatcleaver0 where Marius kinda loses his composure at some points and he gives in to what he really wants and it’s so good. Highly recommend that fic in general.)

I LOVE headcanons, please tell me if you have some! These are some of mine regarding priest!marius:

- Marius has to actively restrain his thoughts from going wild when he sees Armand on his knees, or when the boy is reaching up to clean a shelf and his shirt rises and Marius can see the silky skin of his lower back. He’s practically drooling :)

- Armand secretly kind of knows the relationship between them is wrong, but he tries to test Marius by experimenting. (Sitting next to Marius and accidentally letting their knees touch etc that sort of thing, playing it dirty but also safe you know)

- Armand gets turned on when Marius is preaching in front of the crowd (idk how that shit works I’m not even religious, I never grew up religious lmao! how bad I am!) because Armand loves to see Marius in a position of power, and he loves how the people of the church look up to him.

- Armand has definitely thought about sucking Marius off under his robes when he’s speaking in front of a church full of people.

- At night, when Marius can’t think of nothing but Armand’s shapely legs and his lovely mouth, he turns to his Bible with the stubborn will of A Good Man and tries to ignore the insistent throbbing between his legs. And he can manage it, at least for a while.

- But then one night, he walks in on Armand praying on his knees and he walks up to tell the boy to go on home because it’s late and he should get some sleep, and the boy looks up from where he’s kneeling and says in a small voice, cheeks blushing; “I can’t, father. I’ll have sinful thoughts when I’m trying to sleep, I need to pray first.”

- And Marius offers he can help Armand with these thoughts, if Armand is willing to learn how to be a proper man of God.

- Nothing gets Marius more worked up than the idea of Armand calling him ‘ Father’ when they’re getting dirty together, it drives him feral

Alors… as Armand once told David Talbot; “Look, I’m deranged x”

* English is not my first language so apologies if there are some typos. Edit: I can’t believe I forgot the word “not” in the previous sentence for DAYS I have No Brains

#vc #vampire chronicles #armand #marius de romanus #marius x armand #priest!marius #the way I constantly switch between ‘kinda’ and ‘kind of’ lmao #unethical marius #is MY Roman Empire #I’m not familiar at all with priest or religion in general grew up a very non religious Western European #anyway #the vampire Armand

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

My partner recently observed that cephalopods have their brains spread throughout their body, with neurons in every tentacle.

A tentacle creature where each tentacle really has a mind of their own. It acts together, mostly, but each tentacle also kind of does its own thing.

Or perhaps a detachable tentacle it can leave in you, that writhes and squirms aaalll day. Sometimes still, sometimes moving, always teasing.

A fluffy option: you start to learn preferences of individual limbs, figure out exactly which one most enjoys holding things, how they each prefer to be stroked, the one that always reacts faster than the others... they're all your partner and one being, but your tentacle monster is so multifaceted.

Less fluffy: each tentacle fighting for a taste of your body, to try different things with you, all of them needing their turn in each of your holes (mouth, anus, and, if you have it, vagina).

Just. Some thoughts of tentacles and cephalapods.

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#monsterfucker confessions

[astoryshark]

How about a nightmare Freddy x fem reader where she is like a mother figure to the freddles, if you have the time of course!

Hi! This was not easy at all and it turned out to be more about the freddles than about Freddy ;; Hope you still like it!

Nightmare Freddy x f!reader that is like a mother for the little freddles

First: Congrats for surviving against this guy! I don't want to imagine how difficult it was to argue with him to let you live...

It all started when Nightmare Freddy began hunting you, the freddles being part of the nightly "adventure" too, of course.

As we all know, Freddy sends them out first to give a good scare. Having them roam around the room, hiding in the shadows and letting out their disturbing sounds.

You were terrified already, having a rough day behind you was not making this any easier. You locked the door of your apartment, you were 100% sure of that! So..what could this be? And..Why you?

The freddles had more fun than usual with this. Your room was full of interesting stuff, plushies, games and decor they had not seen before. After some time, they forgot why they were sent out in the first place.

You noticed the behavior of the "creatures" change, taking all your courage together, you turned on the flashlight of your phone to shine it right on them.

One of the little guys was just starting to play around with some action figures. There was no sound, the air could be cut with a knife because how I tense it was as you and the freddle looked each other in the eyes.

Then you screamed - this was the begging of a wonderful friendship motherhood!

You started to interact with all three of them more over time, getting close to them slowly.

The four of you started playing together, you read a book to them and even started out to give snacks around.

However, it took not long until you were face to face with Freddy Fazbear himself.

He looked not amused, not. at. all.

Your heart was beating so fast you were sure it would jump out of your chest any second. Body trembling like it was exposed to freezing temperatures.

Before the bear could make any move, the freddles were out and stood in front of you to act as protectors.

It turned out that they were already attached to you and declared you officially as their mum! Congrats!...?

This leaves Freddy out to be the dad of course

Getting closer to Freddy took a lot more time. He was not talking most of the time and when he did, it was always hard to adjust to his deep, robotic voice. After a while though, you started to think it was..attractive? Soothing? You had no idea how to express it

Taking care of the three little bears was aaalll about team work! This way, you and Freddy were forced to do things together and also communicate

Time was flying by and you noticed how the five of you growed together into a great family

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #xreader #fnafxreader #female reader #Nightmare Freddy #Nightmare Freddy x reader #fnaf 4 #Nightmare animatronics #fnaf x you #Freddles #Mother figure! reader #f!reader #Animatronics #request #fnaf headcanons

[cornerdreams-txt]

how i think the qsmp eggs would have hatched if they hatched in the adoption center when they were getting adopted

i can't believe i got this attached to fucking pixel eggs played by grown ass adults in a minecraft roleplay server. jesus christ

long post, so all content is under the cut for the sake of anybody who scrolled onto this one !

— dapper didn't fully get out at first, resulting in him having his arms and legs sticking out, and being able to peek out the top of his egg, but he also refused help to hatch fully. bad found this endearing, and let him stay in his shell until he was ready to properly hatch out. he would get bad's help in removing the rest of the shell two days later, because the shell kept flaking and cracking in different areas and he just wanted it over with.

— tilin struggled to hatch at first, having poor motor control while still over half in her shell, but quackity helped her get out of the shell after he realized she was struggling.

— chayanne hatched without any problems at all! even though he tripped right as he tried to take his first steps, much to the amusement of his parents, who burst out laughing, and then helped him get up. he struggled to walk for a while, so phil would hold his hands, and missa let chayanne balance on his feet while he walked so he could learn how to walk. he got the hang of it quickly enough!

— bobby fell over while hatching, resulting in the shell cracking and him stumbling right out. a clumsy start, but shockingly efficient for getting the shell off! jaiden was enthusiastically encouraging him the whole time, and bobby can faintly remember the sight of them beaming at him when he picked his head up, with roier eagerly watching and encouraging him at jaiden's side.

— juanaflippa broke open the top of her shell pretty easily, but the effort to break open that top was a lot for her! she got her arms out over the top and half flopped over with a big huff, tired, but upon the sight of her parents, reached for them. after that, she was pulled out the rest of the way by a very excited mariana, with slime cooing over her and quick to huddle close to see his new child.

— leo got his legs out! but couldn't get her upper half out. she got very confused by the fact he could put his arms up aaalll the way, but that the shell didn't break and he remained (mostly) in darkness. foolish couldn't stop laughing, so vegetta was the one to help lift the remaining shell off of leo's body.

— ramón's hatching was pretty unremarkable, as he did it quickly and without trouble! fit was very pleased about this and is very proud of him for doing it so easily after learning of the other eggs blunders.

— trump struggled to hatch out at all. he managed to create a small hole, but struggled getting a good enough angle to break the hole open more so he could hatch properly because of the cramped conditions of the shell. but, of course, he wasn't left entirely alone, and was given help to get himself out.

#sources: #qsmp #characters: #tilin #dapper #tallulah #juanaflippa #chayanne #leonarda #bobby #ramón #q jaiden #q roier #q quackity #q philza #q missa #q badboyhalo #q mariana #q slime #q foolish #q vegetta #q fitmc #post type: #headcanons ☁️ #headcanons #posted by: #injqm 🌾 #// #dont look at me