So that one friend I ask things sensed the Kelly and Max breakup like a cat and the weather I can’t make this up…
also the fact she’s in Brazil during one of Maxs home races…. and hasn’t been to a race in awhile…
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More Inanimate Insanity Incorrect Quotes!
But this time its only Mephone4S and Mephone4, cause I love them
Mephone4: I’m just remembering that my second year in hosting Inanimate Insanity someone asked me to “Validate their Parking” which was the first time I heard that phrase and after blinking stupidly for a full five seconds I said “Well, parking is very hard but I’m sure you did really well.”
Mephone4S: How would you like to live forever?
Mephone4: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up.
Mephone4: The Ocean is a soup.
Mephone4S:
Mephone4S: Do elaborate.
Mephone4: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Mephone4S: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Mephone4: Tilts head
Mephone4S: The Ocean is a Soup.
Mephone4: The Ocean is a Soup.
Mephone4: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Mephone4S and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Mephone4S./p
Mephone4S: plays shreksophone
Mephone4S: Woo.
Mephone4S: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Mephone4: …Genius coping mechanism my friend
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crushing a deli sandwich and can of DC spring is here baby
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Hhhh my boss never does anything about people blatantly confessing to crimes on rotomblr because they don't consider it evidence
I'm starting to think it's just another excuse to sit around eating donuts and taxes
I hate this job but it was either work with us for a few years or go to prison for a long time
At least I got a cute girlfriend out of it so it's not all bad
This blog is so fun to read when I have nothing to do lmao
Confession #403
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It just occurred to me that October-ish is the two year anniversary of me starting to write again, after an unintended break extending several shitty years. Idk why in always so surprised by the indeliable passage of time, yet here we are perplundered FLUMMOXED!!
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YALL
I have never EVER put money on Genshin Impact and today I did because I have Xinyan and not Kazuha and recently I've been into the Xinyan X Kazuha ship due to the recent event and LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I wanted Heizou before I knew anything about the event and Xinyan X Kazuha. I GOT HEIZUO INSTEAD OF KAZUHA. I WANTED HIM BUT WHY?!?
(Also, Heizou's english voice and laugh... 😳💕)
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"I don't quite remember what happened that day, but something tells me it would've ended up better if i had just kept my eyes shut"
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Not to be all woo~woo (even though I'm VERY woo~woo) but I told my wife sometime mid-last year that 2024 was going to be a year of transparency and accountability. I told her that those words, and big revelations directly surrounding those words would continuously pop up throughout the year, and I haven't been proven wrong yet.
So let me test my hand out at prophecy, if you'll humor me, because why the fuck not?
If you're reading this at any point in 2024, you're sharing this prophecy bubble with me and we're in this cycle together.
The energy feels like peering through a fog and a hard underscore. Don't keep the area around you (around any knowledge, or skill, or talent, or opinion you might have) hidden in a fog of uncertainty and hesitancy, because I'm getting the sense that you're going to get exposed anyway.
Be transparent, be vulnerable, be authentic. Be open to others who are being transparent and authentic.
Be uncomfortable if it makes you uncomfortable. There are going to be a lot of moments that you could easily slip into a lie, or stay quiet. There are going to be a lot of moments when you can pick up that some other person or institution isn't telling the truth to you or others. Pay attention.
If you hide within the fog, you won't see the hard line that's coming to trip you up (that's that accountability). Others might see it though, and make you look foolish for thinking you could "trick" them.
Accountability is coming like Santa Clause; whether you've been naughty or nice.
Whatever may come, whether this turns out a hit or a miss, stay safe and take care of each other.
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Practical Accounting Tips & Best Practices for Nonprofits
Read more: https://us.meruaccounting.com/blog/practical-accounting-tips-nonprofits/
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