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#also WHERE are the gabriel girlies he's so pretty he has me SICK
blackstarising · 7 months
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bodies was really like going to target in the best way possible i went in for one babygirl and left with 15 omg
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antlerx-art · 10 months
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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 3 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️
ok so the resurrectionist minisode is in here
jim’s mug
nina my girl silence that damn phone at work
wait IS SHE THE WOMAN WITH THE JAUNTY HAT?
THE SCENE! THE CLIP! FINALLY!
but if aziraphale had already talked to muriel why does it seem like they don’t actually know each other? or do they both know it’s an act?
WHAT NO WAY WE WERE ALL WRONG THE WHOLE TIME? we were so sure crowley was moving to the bookshop but he’s actually just taking out the plants to let aziraphale use the car😭 nooo let me stay delusional
HES LEANINGGG HES GONNA SIT THERE WITH AZIRAPHALE AAHH HE DID IT
no okay muriel is trying to keep the disguise but aziraphale and crowley know they’re an angel, just maybe aziraphale didn’t really know them that well in the past
“word with you angel, in private” I’LL FINALLY KNOW WHAT THE WORD IN PRIVATE IS
THEY/THEM PRONOUNS FOR MURIEL YES!!!!!!!!!
aziraphale’s got used to lying to heaven huh
“one fabulous kiss and we’re good, i have a plan” yeah 🙂
AZIRAPHALE DRIVING THE BENTLEYYY
intro 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🕺🏻
watching the intro more carefully my guess is that we’re going to see the gabriel statue thing here
“Ay Zed Fell”
THIS IS THE DIARYYY THE CONFIDENTIAL JOURNAL watch as aziraphale uses a pink glittery pen to write Crowley
and it’s in the past!!!! minisode incoming
“DEAR DIARY” he’s such an high school girlie
AZIRAPHALE WRITING ABOUT HIS DATE WITH CROWLEY AHHHH ripping my hair off
yup as i said statue of gabriel here
crowley is so she/her in this minisode
“that’s lunacy” / “no, that’s ineffable” HAH
classical music in the bentley is a crime aziraphale
“angel, WOT are you doing.”
HE CAN FEEL WHEN HE DRIVES THE BENTLEY UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT LMAOO
NO WAY IT’S YELLOW I CANT BREATHEHEEE
“change it back😠” / “but it’s pretty☹️”
CROWLEY THREATENING TO GIVE BOOKS AWAY i’m sure i’ve seen people drawing a scene like this in some comic i love this show
OOOHHH AZIRAPHALES FACE WHEN HE SPEEDS UP IM SICK
what the heck is in the background are those?? TARTAN MOUNTAINS?
is that furfur? no wait prime video says “demon josh” 👍🏻
crowley and gabriel scene I KNOWW ITS GONNA BE FUNNY
the fly is beelzebub IT HAS TO BE
“vavoom” is the new “wahoo”
jim looks so focused but there’s not one (1) single thought behind those eyes
stop making david tennant say he’s a doctor
AHH aziraphale still can’t drink here
bro you messed up restore that dead body rn
DETECTIVE AZIRAPHALE WITH THE HAT
i think gabriel was with beelzebub
NOO whats happening poor girl
so she was sick already
CROWLEYS HAND
what’s Laudanum Poison
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO CROWLEY HELP😭 is it that thing he drank 😭😭😭😭
where did he go
HES LITTLE OMG WHYYY HES SO TINY if aziraphale puts crowley in his pocket i’ll be dead
alice in wonderland crowley
BIG TALL WOMAN 😍😍 if crowley puts aziraphale in his pocket i’ll be dead
oh this is the part where they mention kwording yourself
i’ll need to rewatch this whole thing it’s so chaotic
OH. MY. GOD.
THE WAY AZIRAPHALE IS TRYING TO STEADY HIMM
THE HAND AROUND HIS ARM AND WAIST IM SO WEAK I CANT DO IT I CANT THEYRE A COUPLE IM NOT OKAY
THEY’RE SOOO CLOSE
if hell noticed you’d already be WHAT crowley
oop he fell (lol)
ahhh this is the meme template scene
“mostly i just use it for twitter” damn bro same
“and grindr” damn bro NOT same
aziraphale is my grandpa using a computer for the first time thinking he has to talk to it BUT IT ACTUALLY WORKS??
jim is about to remember stuff
“mm good job” / “oh, do you really think so?” i’m fine i’m completely okay
aziraphale’s relief after crowley says he hasn’t sold books 😭 also crowley being in charge of the bookshop because aziraphale asked even if he had said to nina “not even at gunpoint”
in company 🫵🏻with beelzebub!!!!!!🫵🏻
“and twitter and grindr whatever they happen to be” H E L P.
THE LITTLE HAT THING AND THE LITTLE LAUGH AND HIS FACE I LOVE AZIRAPHALE SOOOOO MUCH
RAINY RAIN!
she wasn’t having an affair but she felt like it
ARE NINA AND MAGGIE GONNA KISS RIGHT NOW?
CROWLEY I KNOW YOU LIKE ROMANCE
nah i should’ve expected this 😔🙏
OHHHHHHHH jim is spilling the tea
hi shax 😄
VERY CLOSED
NO CROWLEY DONT LEAVE THE BOOKSHOP something’s gonna happen to him NOO IM NOT READYYYY
oh i thought shax was gonna see jim but there’s the miracle i forgot about that
anyway jim is obsessed with books falling and gravity i think it means something
WAR ON AZIRAPHALE?
OH MY GOD PROTECTIVE CROWLEY
“it’s always too late” i’m sick S I C K
i need to recover but i can’t wait to see the 1941 scenes
anyway so far i like how even though this season is very quiet gentle romantic and love centered, it’s not that different from season one, i noticed how well the plot and the romantic moments are mixed together and it’s not really just aziracrow
tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions
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Being Human 3
A/n: no warnings for this chapter 
Words: 2,422
Link to Chapter 2
Pairings: Gabriel x ofc. 
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Andi woke up a few weeks later with Gabriel’s arms wrapped around her. The memories of the previous night came back full force. After making love a few times they had passed out around 1 am. It had been pretty much the same routine for weeks. Andi turned slightly to look at Gabriel. He was still snuggled against the counter and looked completely peaceful. She smiled resisting the urge to lean forward and press a kiss to his cheek. Not wanting to wake Gabriel, Andi slowly slipped out of the bed and pulled on some abandoned leggings and a loose t shirt.
Walking toward the kitchen she froze the moment the sight of Sam and Dean walking in made her freeze.
“Sissy, we are home!”
Dean said cheerfully. Andi blinked nervously before looking back toward her room. This was totally not the way that she wanted to explain to her brothers that she was now seeing an archangel. This was the way to get Gabriel killed. She could only hope that when he woke up he put his pants on.
“I see. I thought you all weren’t going to be home for a bit.”
Sam shrugged as he walked to the refrigerator for a bottle of water.
“We warped things up quick. We were feeling bad about leaving you for so long.”
Andi chuckled as she twirled a strand of her brown hair around her finger.
“Awe shucks guys. That is so sweet but really I am just fine on my own. I was categorizing my rock collection and working on research that you asked for. I was cool.”
Dean frowned.
“Rock collection? How old are you Andi? Better yet what are you up to?”
Andi gaped at her older brother.
“What are you talking about?”
Sam chuckled.
“You are getting all nervous and stuttering. Come on Andi what is going on?”
Dean took out a beer looking at his sister with a smile.
“Got a guy in your room or something?”
Andi laughed but stopped mid giggle as she judged her brother’s moods for reactions.
“Uh yeah actually I do. That is what I want to talk to you two about before you get all irrational and go for blood like a heard of wild vikings.”
Both of her brother’s faces went from amused to livid in 2 seconds flat. Dean put his drink down and shot up from his seat.
“What the fuck Andi? Who the hell is he? I’m gonna kill him!”
Sam looked over at Dean.
“Dean, calm down.”
Dean glared over at Sam.
“Sammy some dude has been in there feeling up our sister! Do you really want to have this conversation right now?
Sam sighed.
“Yeah Dean actually I do. Andi is plenty old enough to have a relationship with someone. We can’t control everything that she does. Andi do we know him?”
Andi groaned putting her hand on her face. This was going down hill way too fast!
“Yeah, you do know him and before you both hit the ceiling I want you to listen to me. I am really wanting to see where this goes with this guy and it isn’t going to be up to you to tell me what I can and can’t do. I get that you two are protective especially after what happened to Adam but I want you to respect my decision.”
Sam and Dean exchanged looks before looking back to their little sister. Dean crossed his arms.
“Who is it?”
Andi took a breath.
“I’ve been seeing Gabriel.”
Both Sam and Dean started laughing like a heard of hyenas. When Andi didn’t start laughing they both went serious. Sam looked at his sister closely.
“Like the archangel Gabriel?”
Andi nodded.
“That’s the other thing….he’s kind of human.”
Dean scoffed.
“Yeah. This is the craziest thing I have ever heard in my life.”
“Well she is telling you the truth.”
All three of the Winchester’s turned to see Gabriel standing in the doorway. Both Sam and Dean looked completely shocked.
“Gabriel.”
Sam managed to get his name out clearly almost shocked. Dean however, was livid.
“You touch our sister? You better be a freaking archangel because I am going to kill you!”
Gabriel looked around nervously clearly plotting what his next move would be.
“Bring it big boy.”
Gabriel said coldly as Andi quickly walked to him wrapping her arms around his waist. Dean looked sick at the sight of his baby sister in the archangel’s arms.
“I have got to be imagining all of this. Andi this is a big hell to the fuck no!”
Dean said coldly. Andi frowned trying to keep Gabriel from going after Dean. It didn’t take common sense to know the two beating the crap out of each other wasn’t going to end pretty for anyone!
“Dean it isn’t your decision to make. I want you to respect my choices or I can leave.”
Sam quickly stood holding his hands up.
“All right! Whoa! Lets just stop right now! All of us just needs to calm down! Dean we just agreed to go with her on this.”
Dean looked if possible angrier.
“That was before I figured out who the hell she was dating!”
Sam groaned.
“Dean, Gabriel has believe it or not done a lot for us. Minus all of the tricks, killing you, and driving me up the fall he did get us away from Lucifer by sacrificing himself. If anyone would be a good match for Andi he would be a good match. He can also smite anyone that tries anything.”
Gabriel chuckled at that.
“Yeah, about that….I am kind of missing my archangel juice at the moment.”
Dean raised an eyebrow.
“So you are just a lowly mortal like us?”
Gabriel nodded.
“What part of I have lost my archangel mojo escapes your understanding?”
Dean rolled his eyes making a mental note to rib Cas about his and Gabriel really being brother later.
“So you decided to come down here and hook up with our sister?”
Andi held her hand up having enough of the stupid conversation at hand. She knew that Dean was just being her protective brother but she had enough.
“Dean, I am dating Gabriel now and that is that. You three will have to learn to get along. Come on Gabriel. I’m ready for another nap.”
Gabriel gave the Winchester brother’s a smirk before turning and following Andi back to her bedroom. Shutting the door he watched as Andi began to remove her plaid shirt while mumbling to herself.
“So was that the worst of it sugar?”
Andi turned looking back to Gabriel who was looking at her with a frown. She shrugged.
“They aren’t going to be happy for a while but I don’t really give a damn.”
Gabriel shrugged as he undid his shirt joining her in bed.
The following few months was interesting to say the least. Dean still muttered words of disapproval anytime he saw Gabriel and Andi together. If they were cuddling on the couch or even just in the room together he would make comments. Sam meanwhile, was trying his best to get used to seeing his sister with Gabriel.  
One morning Luna woke up earlier than normal and padded into the kitchen. Turning on the coffee pot while yawning she almost screamed when she noticed Lucifer sitting at the table.
“Lucifer what are you doing here?”
She asked looking around for Sam and plotting a way to get Satan out of the bunker. Lucifer rolled his eyes.
“Sheesh kid I have no interest in Sam anymore. I am here because I heard some things about my wee little brother’s condition and I am here to fix him.”
Andi frowned.
“You’re here to fix Gabriel? Like turn him back into an angel?”
Lucifer nodded. Andi looked down. Lucifer meanwhile, grinned innocently.
“I take it you like human Gabriel.”
Andi looked up focusing her green eyes on the angel in front of her.
“Well yes I do. I don’t think he will want me if he’s an angel and I’m a human.”
Lucifer rolled his eyes making a gagging motion.
“Oh save me the chick flick moments! If it was me that would be a no. I don’t do humans. Gabriel on the other hand, has a fondness with humans that I for one don’t understand. You see nice enough. You have some good snarky side that I personally enjoy so I can live with you. You aren’t annoying, except for right now, so if you want my brother I can bet you money he will stay with you.”
Andi gave Lucifer a glare before going back to her coffee.
“Can I offer you coffee or will that turn you into super Satan mode where I don’t like you even more than I already do?”
Lucifer chuckled.
“Ah girly you are amusing. However, you may want to stop drinking that coffee or switch to decaff one. Caffeine is bad for babies.”
Andi rolled her eyes.
“I am not a baby doofus.”
Lucifer stood walking into the kitchen and inconstantly started stroking his finger over his top lip.
“Yeah but that baby inside of you is.”
Andi put down her cup. Her eyes widened as she turned back to the man beside her.
“What are you saying Lucifer?”
Lucifer groaned.
“Do I have to draw you a damn picture child? Ok, lets go over this, when a daddy and a mommy love each other very much and there is enough tequila sexy things happen and 9 months later a bundle of joy shows up.”
Andi’s mouth dropped even further.
“I’m pregnant?”
Lucifer grinned, nodding his head like an excited child.
“Well look at you! You are finally catching on! I’m guessing Gabriel doesn’t know.”
Andi shook her head.
“No you gigantic creep I didn’t even know!”
Lucifer sighed as he guided Andi to the table sitting her down. He walked back to the kitchen taking out some milk and pouring it into a glass. Lucifer came back to Andi handing her the glass with a smug.
“I care about my nephew.”
Andi put her head in her hand.
“How the hell did this happen? I’m on birth control? Yeah Gabriel and I have been fucking like bunnies but he’s human.”
Lucifer looked at Andi with a smirk.
“Ok honey bunch let me tell you a thing. My brother, Raphael, isn’t the smartest creature in the universe. When he took Gabriel’s grace he didn’t take all of it. So when you all were getting nasty his boys are more powerful than that birth control you are on. Congratulations archangel baby coming up. Due….how the hell do I know?”
Andi put a hand on her head as she got up and started to pace.
“This is bad Luci. This is really bad!”
Lucifer tilted his head to the side.
“Uh how? This is actually pretty cool. This kid could be a total weapon to use against my other stupid brothers. Its a gift.”
Andi glared at Lucifer.
“You will not be using my child as a weapon and you know Gabriel won’t let you.”
She turned storming back to her bedroom slamming the door. Gabriel who had been slowly waking up looked up quickly.
“Whoa sugar too early for all the door slamming. What has your brother done now?”
Andi looked at her boyfriend carefully.
“It wasn’t my brother but yours.”
Gabriel quickly stood.
“Which one?”
Andi walked closer to Gabriel sealing the gap between the two.
“Lucifer is sitting in the kitchen making tea.”
Gabriel turned to face the door before looking back to his lover.
“What did he want?”
Andi sighed before beginning to twirl a strand of her hair around her finger.
“Well Gabriel, he came to turn you back into an angel. So I guess that means you will be checking out and getting with another non human.”
Gabriel frowned harder looking at the woman in front of I him. Was she really that blind to see that he loved her more than he had anyone else in existence?
“Um no. I kind of thought we had a thing going on here. Typically when I say I love you it isn’t done lightly. I’m with you Andi.”
Gabriel leaned forward pressing a gentle kiss to her forehead. Andi sighed happily before the seriousness of the situation came back to her.
“That’s good Gabe because we have a really big problem.”
Gabriel tilted his head still smiling.
“So what is the problem peach?”
Andi took a breath.
“I’m pregnant Gabriel.”
Gabriel’s happy smiled immediately faded as he looked down to Andi’s flat stomach.
“What? How?”
Andi sighed, as she sat down on the bed.
“Lucifer sensed it. Apparently Raphael isn’t the powerful super mutant ninja angel that he thinks he is when he took your grace away he didn’t really get all of it. Your boys were still at archangel strength and went right through the pills I take. Congratulations daddy.”
Gabriel didn’t move as he was obviously trying to justify everything in his mind as to what was happening. Andi gave Gabriel a few moments to take everything in before speaking.
“What are we going to do Gabriel? You know once that your brothers and the just angels find out about this we will be target number one. Maybe not you but the baby and I will be the first person that they will want to take out. Half breeds aren’t thought of highly and with you being an archangel…”
Gabriel reached out pulling Andi back into his arms.
“Clearly we weren’t expecting this but you think I am going to let someone hurt you or the baby? We are having a little half angel half human baby….oh my dad!”
Andi smiled as the full force of the conversation finally hit Gabriel.
“Welcome to the conversation love. Now we should really go get Lucifer to turn you back into yourself and probably tell my brothers.”
Gabriel nodded unable to speak for the first time in a long time.
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