#also i don’t have glasses so i this is probably really inaccurate 😭

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₊˚⊹🍫﹕eyesight ﹒˚₊

❧ pairing: dark choco x reader (gender neutral)

❧ genre: fluff

❧ summary: “don’t tell anyone, but dark choco cookie has bad eyesight.”

❧ notes: he’z old and needz glassez

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“ow,” the large cookie grumbled. he said ow, but he didn’t seem to be in pain. he seemed more annoyed than anything. bumping into things like trees was a common occurrence for dark choco. it was funny sometimes, but other times not so much, you felt a little bad for him. you’d feel a little more bad for him if he wasn’t so stubborn about it though. every time you confronted him about his eyesight, he’d always say, “i’m fine,” or something like that. but today, you’ve had enough. “dark choco, that’s the 3rd time today,” you groan. dark choco turns… to a bush before speaking, “why have you been keeping track?”

“one. i’m over here,” you stop talking and watch as he turns from the bush and towards you, a little embarrassed by such a silly mistake. “two. you need glasses,” you finish. dark choco immediately began to protest the idea, as he usually does, “no, i do not.” he, for unknown reasons, did not want glasses. “yes, you do,” gently, you take his larger hands in yours, “aren’t you tired of bumping into things, dear? on a daily basis, might i add.” the man scoffs and glances away from you, “my vision hasn’t been well in years, i’m used to it.” of course, the “i’m used to it” excuse. should’ve seen that one coming. “that’s not a good thing,” okay, this was the last straw with him. again.

“i assure you that–” dark choco is cut off by you lightly tugging his hand, making him follow you. “..what are you doing?” he continued, confused by your sudden action. “we’re getting you glasses, whether you like it or not,” you say in a matter of fact tone. “(y/n), i told you-” you cut him off once more, “no. nope. naur. none of that.” after arguing for a few minutes, you continue to stroll to the nearest store, basically dragging the larger cookie behind you.

it didn’t take long to get there, it was like a block away. you probably went to walmart or something, they have their own selection of glasses. “okay, go pick some,” you gently nudge him towards the old man fashioned glasses, trying to encourage him. he just stares at you, still not wanting to get some damned glasses. sighing, you turn around, taking notice of the kids' glasses. an idea suddenly pops into your head. turning back to dark choco, you point behind you, “y’know, i think those lightning mcqueen glasses would look nice on you. the red matches your eye.” he glances at some random pair of glasses, “i uh..think i..like these.” you smile, knowing that your plan worked, “those are nice too.”

when you returned home, dark choco wouldn’t stop staring in the mirror. he seemed content with his glasses, which surprised you. at least he finally accepted the fact that he needed glasses.

#dark choco cookie #dark choco cookie x reader #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #x reader #cookie run self insert #self insert #cookie run x reader #cookie run oneshot #also i don’t have glasses so i this is probably really inaccurate 😭