#also madara is my beloved madman. he is so so good and i lov him

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Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 321-346):

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 MADARA 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Taunade: We've been had! Mask man is not the real madara! (Would knowing who he was change literally anything? If u ignored him u wouldn't be prepared when he attacked with his giant gooey army?)

The 5 kage: we've got this naruto! We old ppl wanna change the world too (feels weird when gaara is a victim of all the bullshit ur trying to change and he's also a kage?)

Oh god. Fucking bubble boy is back.

Watching a flashback from the perspective of a sword... okay.

Naruto @ 4th mizukage: u died so young, u never knew the kiss of a woman 😭 Kurama: ...naruto, you've only kissed sasuke

Jugo: why r u following sasuke, Suigetsu? (Carnal desire, dont ask stupid questions)

Hhhh I don't wanna look at sasuke's loser gang, I think they're boring!

Madara fucking shit up: 🙂

🖤🖤🖤🖤 Hashirama face titty 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Itachi @ sasuke, on his way to do other shit: there's no point in talking anymore (itachi, I get it. And i kno u make up for it but I will fucking strangle u)

Madara @ tsunade: u have hashirama's blood in u so ill kill u 1st. Ur nothing compared to him. That man was a freak of nature. I fought him in a death match once 🥰

Other leaf nin: *threaten to withhold funds and steal from and rough up an orphanage* Orochimaru: watch out, someone might steal your precious children 👀

Kabuto: I will take orochimaru and I will put him inside myself. That is my final form (god... kabuto makes me so sad)

Sasuke: itachi u were perfect! (SASUKE NO!!! R U FUCKING INSANE??? ITACHI WAS SO FUCKED UP HE DECIDED HE WAS JUSTIFIED IN KILLING HIS ENTIRE FAMILY AND GIVING HIS BROTHER SUPER TRAUMA. THEN HE DIED AND HIS PLAN EXPLODED IN HIS FACE POST MORTEM)

Sasuke: itachi, the more time I spend with u, the more I understand u and the more I hate konoha (SASUKE YES!!! Your brother is somehow still fucking brainwashed)

Orochimaru upon revival: my one and only interest is sasuke's young body (😰)

Naruto: WTF HAPPENED TO THE 5 KAGE?! Madara: eh idk they're probably not doing too good *cut to a bunch of bodies*

Obito: I hate u!!! Zetsu: 🤨👎

"I'm in hell" is a dark episode but the title makes me laugh everytime I see it

Obito's hashirama arm is real yucky. I love it.

Madara: I will take this tiny piece of hashirama and shove it into my chest. As any normal person would.

While no one was looking... madara implanted his own eyes into nagato's head...

#ill b honest. everytime madara talks abt his plan ive gotta rewind like 4 times to try to understand wtf hes talking abt #i really enjoyed learning abt kabuto tho and more abt itachi #and i like obito more now. i thought he was boring and i still kinda do but i do enjoy the way he got his brain shattered #am ready to hear abt the aliens #and learn wtf zetsus deal is #also madara is my beloved madman. he is so so good and i lov him #i dont wanna look at sasuke's loser gang tho they r so boring #am pro traumatize kakashi tho. i eat that stuff up. poor guy. hes really going thru it #and by it i mean his entire life #also the obito stuff did not work how i thought it did #i assumed that madara joined obito with zetsu not with hashirama cells. and so zetsu could kinda control him #not zetsu encasing his body #who was the one being all silly with the akatsuki then? presumably zetsu bc obito no longer feels like a silly lik guy #i have unlocked the powet to draw obito horror now tho. maybe ill wait until hes dead before i draw him but idk how long thats gonna take #maybe into the 400s i dont feel like checking lol #oh god. i just realized nejis time is running out lol. nooo i feel like im gonna hate his death #am still having much fun tho haha #naruto #naruto ramblings #unrelated