#also shoutouts to him for saying bye to Mina twice lol

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Spider-Jon, Spider-Jon

Climbs a wall cuz he’s so done

With Drac‘s shit, all of it

Almost there, just a bit

Don’t look! You’re high up, Jonathan!

Is he strong? Listen, bud

Vamps are out to drink his blood

Can he climb despite the dread?

Take a look overhead

Hey there! There climbs our Jonathan!

In the chill of night, at a castle undead

Ignoring the height

He arrives, just ahead!

Jonathan, Jonathan

How the heck did Jonathan-

Laws of physics? He’s ignored

A dusty room is his reward

Look 'round! A path‘s there Jonathan!

To him, falling is not a big deal

The thought of Drac makes him reel

So there goes our Jonathan!

#dracula daily #I. I just wanted to write the first part. #then it escalated #this took an hour oof #long post #also shoutouts to him for saying bye to Mina twice lol