#and Magnus (but like sexily not murderly)

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Stabby McStabberson, aka Alec Lightwood

You know how thought processes are sometimes like driving on the freeway, and then hitting the exit, swerving into a side alley, getting out of the car to vault a wall, and then hunkering down beside a trash can? Anyway, this metaphor might explain how this happened: (very cracky and slightly murderous)

Alec has a secret obsession with stabbing things. Arrows are in fact just long distance stabbing instruments. He has at least five knives on him at any time (unless it's sexy times with Magnus, then another kind of stabbing is being done) His automatic first response to something annoying is to stab it, he has just become very good at not following through with that. (though the others still often have to grab his arm when it makes a motion to the clostest knife he has on his person when dealing with a clave official, Simon or Clary.) (Magnus just takes the hand and intertwines their fingers in those times.) Izzy called him Stabby McStabberson when they were young.

Magnus: "So, my dear shadowhunters, how do we want to deal with this new situation?" Alec: "I have a plan." Magnus: "No stabbing." Alec: "I no longer have a plan."

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #cracky headcanon #alec just likes stabbing things #and people #and Magnus (but like sexily not murderly)