#and bo and vincent sinclaire and mister bateman and leon kennedy and albert wesker and mister candyman ANd READY OR NOT W

[inkyquince]

How to know you have brain rot for a character - you were paying a whole thing about mpreg or whatever and the only thing that stood out to me was the mention of my Halloween hubby Micheal 🎃🔪 are you...a fellow slasher fucker?

im so sorry but its gonna be a struggle to be normal about this ask

From 2019 to 2020, i Was OBSESSED, with slashers. And I still am, they're just lurking in the corner of my mind with the Halloween stalking music.

To this day, I follow 120 blogs about slashers. Art, Games, Writing, Just general reblogs. On halloween 2020, I got my projector and ran as many films as i could throughout the day. I made one of my bestest friends while in my slasher kick. Legit started talking about horror movies and we haven't stopped since. I fucking LOVE horror movies, like the weird lil rat I am, and slashers are a huge part of that.

I sat through the stupid ass collector movie, the absolute fucked The Terrifier and Hereditary is a movie i watch to relax?

Long story short, yes. Dead By Daylight is my version of a dating simulator, have you SEEN how michael picks you up?

Another thing, maybe TMI.

I was severely sex repulsed up until I was 19. Legitmately, due to trauma, I was repressed and the idea of sex had be fucked up. The fact it was quarantine had me just as fucked up and so I was binging all these horror movies, and I watched the House Of Wax. Not only was it a delight to see Paris Hilton (I love seeing her in horror movies, its such a fucking treat) and then I laid eyes on Bo Sinclaire. I don't think you understand, I was texting my childhood best friend about this man and it remains the most entertaining thing in the world. I look back at the text messages and it still has me fucking cackling, she was so stunned by how freely horny I was for this man. Keep in mind, the actor for Bo reappears in Community, is basically the same character, but didn't make me feel a thing.

This man was the first person I actually wanted to fuck and he was legitimately gluing a woman's lips together. It's all downhill from there, and it leads us to now.

Yes, actually had to go to therapy, Bo Sinclaire didn't fix everything wrong with me, no, but idk my brain just kinda got me unfucked. I'm not minimizing how useful therapy was for getting me better in life in general but also unfucking my head when it comes to sex. But idk, that movie did kick a switch in my head.

So, everyone.

Give this man a kiss on the head, because he's the only reason Inky is writing such horrendous porn.

Sidenote: Favorite Horror Movie is The Autopsy of Jane Doe, its magnificent

#hot jesus just the gif has me giggling and going wonky #dw im normal about this man i just go a bit loopy #But honestly this ask had me kicking my feet #michael meyers and brahms and miss jennifer tilly and jason and carrie and HANNNIBAL LECTER <3 <3 and the trickster and the wriath and #eddie gluskin and the trapper and #oh my god #i did my 10k word dissertation on jennifer's body and i will kill machine gun kelly for megan fox's hand in marriage #ask #murielsimp #<3 thank you #well #everyone knows what a fuckin lil rat i am now #quinceyeasyspeaky #and bo and vincent sinclaire and mister bateman and leon kennedy and albert wesker and mister candyman ANd READY OR NOT W #and asa emory and LEGION i love the legion and ghostface #shout out to my childhood bestie we watched scream and im down bad for stu and she lost it over billy #and then we watched black christmas and fuck me that was fun #one thing i hate is when people think liking slashers is = liking real life serial killers #like get a fuckin brain cell #sidenote #there's an outlast blog following me #and it makes me giggly and kick my feet