#and n!draculisa is this to a t

[beevean]

I love when the Writing is so Peak that it pretty much gaslights you <3

anyway N!Lisa may be a classist dick but not even she deserves to be married to a man she sees as a devil. what's with this show and trying to paint obviously unhealthy abusive relationships as the cutest thing just because there's some mild banter between them

#anti netflixvania #as i said on discord but it didn't make the cut #i would say “i hope the dick was good” but no i very much doubt it #all jokes aside an italian movie that recently came out on netflix sparked once again the topic of romanticized abusive relationships #especially of the format “bad boy/girl who can fix him” #(where the bad boy is a violent piece of shit and the girl has no other personality other than wanting to selflessly fix others) #and ngl i'm sick and tired of this trope #brooding boy/gentle girl is something else. that can be done either well or in a very boring way #but the fantasy of outright *fixing* a violent man with the power of puss-- i mean kindness? sorry that only leads to disaster #the boy (or rarely girl) needs to *want* to change. there has to be a mutual effort. otherwise he's not a bf he's a project #and n!draculisa is this to a t #there is genuinely more proof that game dracula was a nicer person before lisa's death #either you make a terrible abusive dracula or you commit to the idea that he has good traits obscured by his rage #and maybe if lisa didn't outright call her hubby “worse than satan” i could be convinced

[castlevaniafics]

(I think the anon who sent the "Draculisa nsfw headcanons" meant Dracula x Lisa as a ship, not just Drac!)

Oh sh*t I read that as dracula not Draculisa! My Bad Anon! Thanks for the heads up!

DracuLisa Hc’s NSFW

Ohhhh my Dracula had no idea what he was getting into when opened this can

Lisa was a little on the wilder side (I mean she is a woman of science)

She liked it fast and on other days slow

dracula was fine with the tempo change, after he pretty much has an eternity

Cowgirl was Lisa’s signature position, all the way! missionary for her was a bit too vanilla in her opinion.

Dracula didn’t mind, in his early days as a vampire the people he’d have a one night stand with (And killed later) he would dominate entirely with any position allowing him to be on top.

when lisa met Dracula, he lied when he said he didn’t impale people anymore because she was totally impaled on him 

Both beings of science probably bring a lot of experimentation in the bedroom (I’m positive this is what scientific method was used for)

Various forms of lube because do you think tiny lil’ lisa can take dracula?

For sure there is a daddy kink in there and you bet Lisa is shoutin it across the halls

maybe brat taming because lisa can be a bit sassy

both probably shouting fuck the pope during sex at some point

Minor choking is involved, dracula doesn’t want to eviscerate her 

After sex Lisa is the world’s most giggly person, and Dracula finds it both enduring and adorable 

probably laughs with her 

A/N: To the Anon that requested Draculisa, I’m so sorry I didn’t read your request right! 

Have a request? Hit me up in the Ask Me Anything box and be sure to check the rules!

#castlevania #vlad dracula tepes #lisa tepes #draculisa #castlevania imagines #dracula