#and so you watch the rest of the shitty horror movie hubs is watching

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

Sometimes I question my life choices when I'm up until 4am when I'm in my mid 30s, but not tonight. Not tonight.

#listen... i had good intentions when i said i was going to bed at like 1am #I really did! #but the sheets werent quite dry from one round when they were in there with a thin blanket #and so you watch the rest of the shitty horror movie hubs is watching #about podunk downtrodden former dairy farmers whose cattle all died so they started kinapping and eating people #it was terrible. do not recommend. #distrubing for swveral reasons and backwoods cannibals is done to death at this point #but i digress #you go to get the sheets and hubs follows you down to the laundry room to carry it back up for you #points hubs #you dress the bed together and he lovingly puts on your silk pillowcase #he then says 'shame to get into fresh clean sheets all dirty #we should shower' #and like... I was already planning to anyway (and planning to shake a little ass to get some) #but he required no seductive tactics tonight ;) #and now he's passed the fuck out in a blissed-out little coma #.... small price to pay #because 👀🥵🫠 #hubs #personal #not dylan