#anon asked me to post my header so here it is hello

[httpsserene]

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📖ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: lando’s usually well spent sunday off with his girlfriend is different this time around. you put off your everything shower and wash-day causing some edits to the usual routine. how the night ends, however, is 100% lando’s fault. 📖ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: fluff/borderline?crack(if u think im funny). one or two mentions of sex, not explicit at all. not edited to beta-read. 📖ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 2k words 📖ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: lando norris x black!fem!reader 📖ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: oneshot 📖ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ: singing in the shower ~ becky g

ᴘʀᴇꜰᴀᴄᴇ: preface: hello! it’s late night or early morning for me, i guess, when i’m posting this. i was going to say this is my first rpf ever, but that’s a bold-faced lie ☠️but! it is my first f1 work! i hope you enjoy it! i’d love to have some f1 mutuals out here, if anyone wants <3. also requests are open, just come talk to me and ramble about anything, or any idea you have the f1 boys, i’d love to have some great anons and asks to fulfill. hope you enjoy it :)

it’s a rare sunday where you and lando are both home together. usually you two would take advantage of this and make the most out of it. you’d lay in bed late into the morning with an excessively cuddly boyfriend, cook a nice and healthy brunch together you cook, lando handles the soundtrack and vibes because he loses all coordination in the kitchen, play a co-op video game that you guys have been working your way through for a month, go out on a nice little dinner date, and have great sex before knocking out.

HOWEVER, this week you have kinda forgotten that you need to do your hair. originally you had an appointment that tuesday to get a silk press done with your usual hairstylist, but she canceled on you. once you got that “hey girly...” text you’d known there was no hope of rescheduling, for that week at least. so, you decided to do your own hair sometime later in the week, but your boyfriend was home for the first time after a triple-header, and was a terrible lovely distraction. you also had to work, unfortunately, you had to clean the flat, you had to eat, and you had to breathe—so understandably, you’ve ended up pushing your wash-day/hair-day and everything-shower to the last minute.

you apologized several times to lando during breakfast for your forgetfulness and wasting valuable “boyfriend-girlfriend time” as lando coined. but lando is lando—a sweetheart at his core—so he refused to accept your apologies with an “don’t apologize for something so minor, love,” and even offered to help you tackle the fight you end up almost losing every time…. vs. your hair. 

you kindly denied his assistance knowing damn well that if he was in the shower with you, your hair wouldn’t be done until late that night due to a different type of lando-distraction. you suggested that lando streamed while you were doing your shower and hair, and that you could still go out for dinner that evening. lando was pretty receptive to the idea, especially after he made sure that you were 100% okay with him not helping you do your hair (he usually does, you’ve got him trained pretty good; all he needs is the license at this point), and the fact that it’s been like 3 months since he last streamed.

lando posts that he’s streaming starting at noon, and after a brief make out against the sink post-dishwashing that leaves your lips swollen and head foggy, he goes to take a shower and start setting up his stream equipment. cursing lando’s smug-ass face as he walks away, you let him know that you're stepping out to the beauty supply store to get a few items before you start your little routine and that you might not see him before his stream starts. he does a 180, and rushes back to you from down the hallway to give you one more mind boggling kiss and with a smile says, “text me when you get there and when you’re back. i’ll have my phone on dnd but your messages are set to pass through it, so if you don’t want to be seen on stream today you don’t have to worry about it.” internally, you’re pretty sure your heart just imploded at the mindfulness this boy has—that your boyfriend has. somehow, it still surprises you how mature lando is for how silly he acts most of the time.

“you’re too sweet to me, lan.” you respond with a shy smile, “i probably won’t interrupt you today—i’ll let your delulu fans have custody, and deal with you!” lando throws his head back and does his usual demonic laugh, “hey! my fans are not that delusional, but i am afraid that you’re losing the custody battle!” he kisses you on the cheek, and with that you separate until later that day.

or so you thought. you knew lando’s super sweet behavior was too sus without him being his usual gremlin-self at least once.

when you get back from the beauty supply store (which should’ve been a fifteen-minute trip at most, turned into a near hour after the usual shenanigans you find yourself involved in buying things you don’t need), lando’s already started his stream. you text him letting him know you’re about to hop into the shower, and start heading to en-suite bathroom.

when you open the door, the mirror is slightly covered with remaining steam from lando’s shower, and you can see his clothes hanging half-inside the hamper. which is an improvement from being left on the floor—choose your battles, ladies. but as you move further into the bathroom, setting down your everything-shower supplies, changing into your silk robe and bonnet—you pick up on a lingering scent that should not be present.

your ninety-four fucking dollar scalp revival shampoo.

you’ve had that shampoo since you were seventeen, using it only when extremely necessary. you didn’t even pay for it, it was something your mom bought you as a pretty thoughtful and useful gift after you complained about your scalp suddenly getting super sensitive. it lasted through your senior year of grade school, all of university, and goddamn-it, two boyfriends!!! you let out a bit of an hysterical giggle (seek mental help, babe) and walk to the shower to grab the jar. the problem is: you know there was only probably one more usage left.

turning the cap off, your worst fears are confirmed...it’s…empty. with an anguished cry, you fall to your knees on the tiled floor—it’s like your childhood pet died. you gently set the jar down on the floor, and stare dazedly at the ceiling. what makes it worse is: you know that lando probably didn’t even use it properly. he most likely didn’t even let it sit for the mandatory 15 minutes that all girls do as an excuse to waste more time in the shower, he prob- he probably rinsed it out right after he massaged it in; that thought right there almost had you crying. oh, and what makes it even worse-r , what was a one-use sized amount for you was like, three for lando, so if he used it sparingly, you would’ve at least gotten to cherish it for the last time.

and with that, you rise from the floor, like some sort of re-animated monster—and with a twitching eye, start stomping to lando’s stream room. before you barge in, you remember what you're wearing: a black silk robe, matching bonnet, glasses, and your cute orange shark slides (lando bought them for you, he has a matching pair). you do the mental math of caring about this being on the internet for the rest of your life, but eventually the opportunity of terrorizing lando wins out over whatever a digital footprint is.

the door swings open, and with your shout of, “lando norris!” the pinging of his chat becomes rapid. lando looks wide-eyed at the camera and whispers, “oh fuck.” he half spins in his chair to look at you in the doorway, and is met with a flying shark slide to the neck. “oW! what did i do??” he cries out.

“you used the last of my ONE-HUNDRED DOLLAR shampoo, YOU THIEVING GREMLIN!!!” the chat notifications start cutting each other off with how fast they’re being sent.

“i didn’t use your shampoo??” he says with a bewildered look, clutching the shark slide to his chest. you seethe, “the fucking WOODEN JAR, that you didn’t even have the AUDACITY throw away, and left in the shower?!”

lando pauses, and makes an ‘a-ha’ sort of face goes, “oh, i thought that was conditioner.” you scream again and this time you don’t miss your mark. the remaining shark slide bonks him right on the forehead. “oW, again?!”

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE GOOD REACTION TIME??!”

“yEAH?! WELL, i didn’t expect  MY GIRLFRIEND to ASSAULT ME with the shark slides that I bought HER!!”

“yEAH?! WELL, i didn’t expect MY BOYFRIEND to waste MY hair products!!”

lando cackles but surrenders, he reaches for you in the doorway and pulls you in between his legs with his hands gripping your hips. 

he pouts, “i’m sorry. i can buy you another batch, if you’d like. if you need it for your shower right now, i can pause the stream and run and go get for you, or get it delivered?” you sigh, looking at his wide blue eyes. you let him stew for a minute, trying to find it in you to remain mad. his thumbs start petting you gently while you think, and he leans his head forward to rest on your tummy.

you sigh again, hand coming up to play with the hairs at the nape of his neck, and cave, “nah..don’t even worry about it. i don’t even need to use it today, i just wanted to remind you to keep your nosy-ass away from my hair products.” he nods against your abdomen, you start to pull away, and he does the same. you lean down and give him a brief peck on the cheek, and turn to exit the room. 

“oh!” you exclaim now in the doorway, one hand on the doorknob, “i love you, even though you steal all my shit.”

lando giggles, cheeks turning a light pink, “i love you, princess,” the simp dripping out of every pore in his body. you point at him, “this is actually a mutually beneficial situation! now, for date night you can take me to the store to buy hair products,” lando’s smile drops, “don’t worry we can get some for you too, curly boy!” lando doesn’t even try to fight it once he sees the borderline manic grin on your face, just begging him to test you one more time. he accepts his face, “yes, love. i can’t wait for tonight, princess.”

he turns back to his stream when the door closes all the way and shakes his head. he claps his hands once, ready to get back into it, but you burst in again,

“and when i get out of that damn shower in an hour—you’re sure as hell gonna help blow dry and flat iron this shit! it’s silk press season, lando norris, we cannot be caught slacking!” you slam the door shut, and leave.

lando just blinks at the camera, mouth slightly open like that one pikachu meme. he briefly reads the chat, trying to recover, and looks at all of the chatters pick on him like he just got called to the dean’s office. some messages start to roll in about him having to end the stream.

he waits to hear the bedroom door shut, and a few more seconds for the shower to start running before he pseudo-whispers into the mic, “don’t worry, chat! she may have said an hour, but we actually have more like three. it’s her ‘everything-shower’, no-way she’ll finish that quickly. she needs an hour just to sing and dance in there before she starts actually doing anything.”

he starts to open a lobby in cod, sending invites to a few of the boys online and his phone starts vibrating on the desk. the chat starts to go wild again, recognizing its the ringtone he set for your messages. his face drops again when he opens your text thread, “oh my god, chat. she heard me, i forgot she pulls up the stream for background noise. i’m screwed.”

yninstagram • 2hrs ago

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yninstagram hairstylist did his thing for silk press season 👅

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landonorris can’t even see our faces but you can’t tell we’re both pretty

➥yninstagram pretty gyal takeover

➥user bro 😭 i can’t even call this sassy

➥user he’s just keeping it real with y’all

landonorris i’ll always take care of you like a princess

➥landonorris and one day very soon, forever treat you like a queen

➥ynistagram lan ☹️🥺

➥user proposal hint?!!!

➥user it’s a 4ever thing y’all wouldn’t understand 🥱

➥user i do 🙄 y/n comes home one day every two years and takes care of our eight children

➥user bitch—LMFAOOO

user not her gatekeeping the stylist 😤 not very girl’s girl of her

➥yninstagram he’s booked out for the foreseeable future sorry babe

➥user oh uh. that’s completely understandable. he doesn’t take walk in’s ? 😃

landonorris • 3hrs ago

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landonorris you attract what you fear? word, oh no a pretty gyal who lets me do her hair😱 oohhhhh how scaryyy

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yninstagram damn 🥵 she’s pretty fit

yninstagram heard her boyfriend’s finer

➥landonorris shouldn’t listen to gossip, her bf can’t match her beauty by far

➥user now THATS SOME RIZZ i didn’t know he had it in him

carlossainzjr y/nnita keep brainwashing him i’m getting good teasing material

➥ynistagram sí señor, el gusto es mio

➥carlossainzjr aye,lando her spanish is better than yours🤣

➥landonorris my tractor is better than yours, mmm yeah that’s what i thought

➥user DAMN LANDO CHILL

➥yninstagram he will be issuing a formal apology at the paddock next sunday señor sainz

➥user i just KNOW she got him at shark slide-point

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[saradika-graphics]

Hello, I’ve always loved your dividers ! Thank you so much for making them. <3 I’ve always wondered if there was a way for you to have multiple chapters dividers. One were you could just pop in the the number next to the chapter so you’d only have to make 0-9 and then if someone wants chapter 11 they just pop in two 1’s. Idk if it’s even possible, but wanted to ask incase it was.

Hi anon - I thought this was such a cool idea! I thought a lot about this, and I am wondering if this will work? I have 0-9 as a "right" side and then 0-9 as a "left" side. If you put the images next to each other (like they are arranged below), they should work as a custom divider for you! I thought you could fit these chapter dividers beneath the title & graphic for your fic?

I can make these in grey and gold as well, I will rb this post with the additions if there’s interest! Or if there's any way I can make this idea work better -please let me know!

(I forwarded your ask from my main, I hope you find your way here! 💕)

[Free] Masterlist Headers & Dividers!

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[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

✨Blog header because i realized i never made one✨

Hello, my name is Hungry!(but my wonderful friend @sparrow-the-tired-lesbian gave me the lovely nickname C R O N C H Y) I love space(astronomy) and my OC is an astronaut. I may not be a minor but I don't need any weirdos here, and i occasionally doodle and write short stories/poems. When I have an obsession with something, I will talk about it for a looooooooong time. I'm genderqueer, trans, aspec, and lesbian.

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I am a happy member of the Starfly family! I only interact with my main OC, Orion, so if you have any questions/roleplay, go there! THE AMAZING ART ZIRA MADE OF ORION!!!

It might be silly, but if I'm rambling, the tags might be #hungry-rumbles, bc it's funny to me

This is my main blog, mostly used for asks and messaging my mutuals, and my side blogs are

tiny Hungry!(the OC in question) @only-sometimes-hungruy where i store anything astronomy related @hungruy-loves-space reblogging things @hungruy-reblogs-a-lot my OC ask and rp blog! @the-hungruy-fam and my very busy poll blog, @anon-polls-for-you

this post will be updated!!! feel free to ask me anything, or message me! if you ever need to talk about anything, i'd be happy to listen

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[thissys-editz]

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Way of The Househusband

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Genshin Impact... rlly picky about this

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[dnfao3tags]

a guide to dnfao3tags!

hello there :] i'm kay, the admin of this blog. i've been running this blog from april 29 2022 when i made my dnf starter pack post for all those new to dnf fics. since then, i've made more than 700 posts and have added many features to my blog.

here's a little guide to everything and anything dnfao3tags!

(highly recommend checking my blog out on a pc, a lot more features are easily visible that way)

new to dnf?

as mentioned above, i have a starter pack; along with that i'd like to recommend :

my personal favs

my tag navigation page so you can easily find fics according to your wishes

i also have a masterpost of a significant number of fics i've recommended on this blog, however i don't often update it so its a little useless

every month (or whenever im free), i try to make a monthly fic roundup which i post in the first week of the new month; stay tuned for that

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spotlight fic recs from my bookmarks (dnfao3tags bookmarks)

all of my fic rec posts (dnfao3tags recs) - including reclists, spotlight fic recs, fic was founds, etc

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there's also a dnf ship wiki surprisingly which might be useful if you want to get familiar with them

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my Finding Deleted Fics: A Multi-Method Guide post.

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i'm thinking of adhering to a posting schedule so i might post about that later. i'm a bit more free these days so i'll probably be a bit more quick to asks.

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[duckwithablog]

The lurker anon reappears! Thank you for answering my questions, and I’d love to hear the backstory of your macaque theme!

Also, I forgot to label myself. Silly me. Mmm 🤔… perhaps peach🍑 anon if it’s free? Because- unrelated to the cute and cheeky monkey man- I really, really love peaches!

YOO hello again!! And yeah, 🍑 anon is free!! I haven't tried eating peaches but they look so aesthetic,, the only peach flavored thing i tried was a peach drink and i ordered it PURELY bcs of LMK HHAHSHSAH

time for some blog lore..... THIS IS GONNA BE KINDA LONG AND RAMBLY SO BE WARNED-

Before this account was made, I actually had a different tumblr account for personal use (I never log into it anymore though lol) instead of writing. I was in the LMK fandom at the time, so I was reading x reader fics EVERYWHERE I could, from wattpad to tumblr to ao3.

And wouldn't you know it, when I was scrolling through the tags on tumblr I saw someone promoting their newly written fic they made on ao3!! I read it, loved the premise, and left a kudos and a comment (I think I left a comment? I'm not sure, I was a lurker as well when it came to reading HSDHSD).

Not too long after, I was scrolling through their blog and saw a post of them asking for any possible writing friends to interact. I thought 'hey!! i can write!!' and promptly sent them a dm. We chatted over our brainrot of the stinky monkeys and we grew to be pretty close writing buddies!! I even got to come up with a ship name for a pairing in the fic (the pairing was Macaque and Y/n, and Y/n in the fic was a baker, so I proposed the ship name 'Mooncake'. Still super proud of that ngl!! I'm pretty sure I made one for Wukong and Y/n too, but I forgot what it was </33 Mooncake was just so iconic to me).

We bounced off ideas from each other, and I sent them posts about Wukong (they were a Wukong Apologist and honestly, slay), and one of them actually managed to influence their characterization for him in a later chapter!! I was even writing my own LMK x reader fic at the time, and while I gave up on it after a while, they were the first person to ever read the first few paragraphs and gave me their thoughts.

Eventually, I had an urge to make a whole blog dedicated to x reader writings because I was inspired by them to make one, and when I told them they told me to go for it!!

Here's where the important bit comes in: This person's blog was themed around Sun Wukong. They're a Monkey King lover, they fucking love that stupid smelly monkey man!! So I told them "hey wouldnt it be funny if my blog was Macaque themed so we could match?" and they went "DUDE"

And boom!! That's the reason why my blog is Macaque themed!! I went through a LOT of custom tumblr themes (you know where you open someones blog and instead of being the regular tumblr blog layout its a totally new one that they customized themselves? Yeah that was me), meanwhile my friend just stuck to a simple 'Wukong pfp + header and orange background'. I think that matched our character themes really well HAHSAHSAH

Unfortunately, I'm sure that my friend is not working/active anymore. Their last post on tumblr was them apologizing for the lack of updates because of art school, and that was it. I don't know how long it's been since I checked up on the fic, but when I did, I found that their ao3 account was orphaned. So it's probably safe to assume that theyre not coming back to their tumblr acc either.

But still... I kept my Macaque theme. Even when my LMK interest started to fade and other media took over my brain, I refused to change it. Idk why, sentimentality I guess? It just felt wrong.

I have no idea where they are now, honestly. I just hope theyre doing okay. They were a super cool person, and I loved their fic and I loved talking to them and I loved being their friend!! Even if they probably wont see this post, I just want them to know how much of an impact they had on me. It was because of them I made this account, and got into writing requests and fics. And even if that didn't work out, they got me back to writing in general! They were an awesome person and they deserve everything good in life!!

Augugh this got sentimental... My bad!! Ngl, I've been secretly waiting for someone to ask me why my blog was Macaque themed, but the chance of that happening was really slim so I held the Blog Lore™ in. BUT NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY WHAT IVE BEEN HOLDING IN FOR YEARS RAHHH

Thanks for asking this, btw 🍑 anon!! Sorry if this was so rambly and long, my mind do be like that (incomprehensible to decipher sometimes). I'd love to see you pop in some more, if youd like!!

Oh!! And since ur a Wukong lover as well, you should read their fic!! It's unfinished, but I think you should give it a shot. The chapters are long, the writing style and interactions between characters are great, and the development and pining is well done!!

I realize that this sounds biased, but ermm..... IDC GO READ THEIR FIC!!! (/nf) Kudos and comment bcs they deserve it!! Even if they dont get to see it, I'd like to at least cheer them up on the off chance that they do.

Here's the fic!! And their tumblr acc too, because they make some pretty banging drawings for their writing!!

@butternut-zippersqaush

#🍑 anon #blog lore #yeah thats a tag now lmao #hope i explained this well bcs itd be mad awkward if i didnt #IK ITS LONG BUT BEAR WITH ME IVE BEEN WAITING TO TELL SOMEONE THIS FOR YEARS!!!!

[magpie-to-the-morning]

Hello loves. It’s almost that time again! Big thanks to @acrossthesestars​, my goth goddess, for this amazing header. And thank you @letterfromvienna for letting me basically copy and paste her formatted post. You should absolutely check out their blogs because they are amazing and I love them. 

Ok, down to brass tacks! Here is how this challenge is going to work:

pick a prompt from the list

pick a character from one of my fandoms*

check that your prompt isn’t on the no-go list

send ‘em in!

*Feel free to ask for a prompt or character that isn’t from the lists, but keep in mind that I might turn it down if the prompt isn’t my cup or tea or if I don’t know the character well enough to write them

I’ll take as many requests as I think I can handle during the month of October & will let you know when requests are closing. Until then, I’ll add the requests to this post along with the links once they’re posted.

✨ To avoid bothering my regular taglist, I’m making a separate October list. To be tagged on Kinktober drabbles, fill out this form here! ✨

69 // Dirty Talk

A/B/O // Floor Sex

Anal // Glove Kink

Breath Play // Missionary

Breeding // Leather/Latex

Cockwarming // Morning Sex

Costumes // Sex Toys

Creampie // Voice Kink

Double Penetration // Stripping

Drunk Sex // Spanking

Erotic Photos // Rimming

Exhibitionism/Voyeurism // Hate/Angry Sex

Face Sitting/Fucking // Dry Humping

Fisting // Love Bites/Marks

Group Sex // Overstimulation

Bath/Shower Sex // Intercrural Sex

Licking // Pegging

Bondage // Lingerie

Boot Worship // Masturbation

Dirty Dancing // Mirror Sex

Nipple Play // Praise Kink

Object Insertion // Phone Sex

Food Play // Orgasm Denial

Outdoor Sex // Tender Sex

Pet Play // Sex Pollen

Sexting // Wax Play

Sensory Deprivation // Stockings

Formal Wear // Strap-Ons

Body Worship // Table Sex

Public Sex // Temperature Play

FREE CHOICE

Cheers to @the-purity-pen for this amazing list!

Emma’s Note: feel free to send in kinks that are a little darker/edgier/more niche. This is a fantastic list but there are so many other fun things to explore, and if there’s a prompt you like from another list just let me know in your ask.

Fandoms & characters:

Pedro boys: Din Djarin, Javier Peña, Frankie Morales, Marcus Pike, Marcus Moreno, Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels, Ezra Prospect, Oberyn Martell, Max Philips, Joel Miller, The Thief, Dieter Bravo

Wild cards: Santiago Garcia, Moon Knight system, Eddie Munson, General Star Wars and Marvel characters (not my wheelhouse but I can give it a go)

Monster versions: I’m also super happy to try out monstrous variations. Happy Monster Fucker Fall, everyone!

Kinktober no-gos:

Water sports

Most assplay

Inc*st

Ageplay/d*ddy kink

No m*nors/nothing involving m*nors

Pending

Love Bites/Marks with Daemon Targaryen for @acrossthesestars

A/B/O with Marcus Pike and a plus-size reader for @inspiringmelodrama

Mirror sex with Din Djarin for @whataenginerd

Sex pollen and breeding with Max Phillips for 🌻 Anon

Height difference and size kink for 👻 Anon

Completed

Breeding kink with the Insatiable boys for @leslie-lyman​ 

Overstimulation with Ezra for @chaoticgeminate​​

Table sex with The Thief for @massivecolorspygiant

Voice kink with The Thief for @nolanell​

Morning and intercrural sex with Din Djarin for 💛 Anon

#Kinktober #Kinktober 2022 #Emma's Kinktober 2022

[themirokai]

Hello! I’m Miro.

✨Blog navigation✨

All of my writing and posts about my writing process are tagged #mirokai writes (except when I forget) and most of my actual stories are on my AO3.

- Original Sandman posts: #miro does sandman and my Matthew the Emotional Support Raven series.

- Original Arcane posts: #miro does arcane . And my Jayvik environmental lawyers AU stories and “bonus content”: #HexLaw stories

- Original Person of Interest posts including episode reactions: #miro does poi

People have started sending me asks and DMs asking for AO3 advice. I certainly don’t purport to be an expert but I know some things and I do like giving advice, so if you’re thinking about doing this, please do! These posts (and other helpful things) are tagged #how to ao3.

Do note that if you're here because of the Webnovel post, I don't generally make a habit of diving into websites' T&C and I absolutely cannot give you legal advice.

Additional info about me and this blog under the cut.

(Updated June 3, 2023)

I post about the fandoms listed in my header, but I post about everything I like and that’s lots of things. I generally try to tag fandom stuff. So if, for example, you don’t like Doctor Who, block that tag and you won’t see Doctor Who stuff from me.

I also post a lot of things that make me chuckle or I find interesting or beautiful. I generally do not post about politics or serious issues here. This is my anonymous happy place and I save that stuff for accounts with my real name on them.

I generally reblog fan art or writing as soon as I see it, and I queue things that are interesting or chuckle-inducing. In part this makes my own queue nice little surprises on my dash. My queue tends to be quite long and it takes me even longer to get to videos (I save them for the relatively rare times when I can watch something with sound) so if I show up in your notifications long after you post something, that’s why.

I do not generally follow back. The only way tumblr stays fun for me is if I follow very few people. If I don't follow you or if I did at one point and I stopped, please know that it's not you, it's me. You're totally welcome to reach out to me regardless of whether I follow you or not.

If you are a minor I am literally old enough to be your mom. You are welcome here, you are welcome to reach out to me if you want to, and I don’t think I post anything that I would be uncomfortable with teenage-me seeing. But please understand that we’re coming at the world from pretty different places.

I am a mom to a very wonderful 6 year old daughter. I sometimes post about her here as Spawn and using the tag #spawn of miro. Other stuff about me is tagged #miro irl. My husband is on tumblr now too. You can find him at @the-real-surfski. You should check out his art and say nice things.

I am a lawyer in the US. I’ve practiced environmental law in various forms for nearly my entire career. These days I mostly write and review contracts. Nothing I say on this platform should ever be construed as legal advice.

And finally: I would love to interact with you! Send me asks (anon is on), messages, tag games. Tag me when you post your art or your writing. Tell me about something you’re into. Info dump at me. Recommend something you think I should read or watch. I love it all. Sometimes it will take me a day or so to respond due to work/parenting/adulting but I love getting notifications on here and you are never annoying me or bothering me.

I think that’s it! Happy tumbling!

#nice to meet you #meet Miro #updated pinned post

[chiconon]

You, who give your all, are so cute. Your smile that cheers us on is so cute. Being born (in this world), we met you and kiss you by Romeo!

hello and welcome to my private little mutuals-only edit blog where i curse and scream for 90% of my day and go insane over anything and everything. also sometimes i edit because that was definitely the original purpose of this blog aha. request info made easy, please read before you open my ask box!

★ SOURCES. gi. bsd. honeyworks. proseka. enstars. bandori. love live. tbhk. sasamiya. sxf. various other animanga. i can probably edit most rhythm games and idol media. feel free to ask for others, but they'll be heavily selective!!

★ TYPES. icons. headers and banners. layouts. wallpapers. blog setups. moodboards. reply icons if you try hard enough.

★ RULES. i deny anything i'm not gonna enjoy making. do not request unless we're friends/mutuals, it's called mutuals-only for a reason. anon asks will be permanently off, don't question it. specify themes and colors as much as you want, or i'll go ham on it. wallpapers warrant device sizes. why did i even write this when the ppl who will req from me are also editors LMAO

quick run-down, my name is akari/kairo/ess + others, i use they/them mostly, however my preferences change a lot. read my rentry before interacting! i love making new friends~ i run multiple graphics blogs and my main edit blog is @.toranekooo. this is just where i go to post experimental works, self-indulgent stuff, and scream abt my daily life and go insane. do not tag this blog in promos, you will be blocked after a warning. i also made the 20-day proseka prompt list, you can find it here☆~!

anyway, thanks for the effort in reading, although i seem a bit much or a bit too little sometimes, i try my best. thank you for putting up with me ♡

#˚ʚ ꒰ important ꒱

[sunflowersniffles]

A post I didn't want to make

Hello new and returning snzblr users, let's talk about boundaries and consent for a moment.

So I've been a member of the community for 4+ years now, so I've had my fair share of uncomfortable interactions and discourses. However, last night I had a person completely cross the line, prompting me to make this post.

There are a lot of unspoken social rules and norms in our little niche community that maybe should be laid out clearly. If you're new to the space you've probably noticed that many blogs have DNI (Do not Interact) notices in their blog descriptions or in their header images. Personally, I have a DNI and liberally apply the block button because 1. I don't want to interact with minors in a sexual space, and 2. I have seen what happens when our posts leave our side of tumblr (if you remember the pope sneezing post apocalypse you deserve a senior discount). There's other norms on here that I see violated sometimes but this is the most important rule.

What does this mean for you? If you have a blank blog with a default profile picture, a default header image, no blog description, and/or no posts on your page... you're getting blocked. not only by myself but by many others on here. It's not possible to tell if your blog is run by a minor or not, and you also look like a bot (that's tumblr-wide btw, those blogs scream BOT to anyone who's used the site for a long-ass time). So, you know, maybe reblog some posts (or heaven forbid make your own posts) before you start sliding into people's DMs.

Also if you get blocked don't send me an anon asking me why you were blocked. Take the hint and leave me alone, dude.

#original thots™ #🌻 post #long post #it's a real shame cus the wav I made that started all of this was really hot and now it's a little soiled for me #and i have the kind of mental illness where if something gets tainted i can never engage with it again but im like. working on that.

[explorevenus]

Hello! Previous Anon who asked about writing + formatting. Wanted to thank you for getting back to me about that, and ask if having pretty headers or dividers are really necessary? Does it do much for engagement/making people more inclined to read or would it be more so for self satisfaction? I’ve mostly only written on AO3 where that isn’t really a thing, but started using tumblr more often since it’s got a larger variety of x reader content!

And again, thank you so much for the input!! <3 Looking forward to more of your works and constantly rereading <3

in my experience, pretty headers and dividers are a totally personal choice! they might have some effect on engagement here, but nothing crazy that i’ve noticed. i think it does help to at least have a gif or something (which you can search for directly from the post editor) but it’s largely an aesthetic choice :)

i will say tags are a huge part of it, like making sure you cast your net as wide as possible. as an example, when i post my yan!leon stuff i’ll tag it with a ton of different things like yandere!leon kennedy, yandere!leon kennedy x reader, dark!leon kennedy, dark!leon kennedy x reader, leon kennedy, leon kennedy x reader, etc etc etc

thank you so so much for reading and rereading and being so sweet ;w;

#goddess on the mountain top

[ghost-emoji-anon]

hello! i'll start some basics here. some of you may have seen me send in a request to faleena! i am the 👻 anon who sent in my idea to her and i decided to write about it!

i'm currently on and off of Tumblr, so i won't be writing requests. i apologize to those who thought i may be a blog for that, but this is moreso a hobby to put down my own thoughts into characters.

about me —

you can call me ghostface or ghost. whichever, i am over the age of twenty so the whole nsfw talk can be spoken to me about, but i don't write that sort of content.

fandoms —

if my icon and header weren't obvious enough, but i do enjoy the slasher fandom. i have a couple of my own stories already posted here for that fandom. but i can talk about characters from COD, marvel, DC and other things. (i'll list them below)

star wars

gundam (and several other anime. just ask and i'll see if i recall said anime/manga or not)

stranger things

the boys

final fantasy

overwatch

apex legends

plenty more! just ask away!

#ghost speaks #welcome to my blog! #thanks for the interactions on my posts!

[risottobismarck]

self care

#i love will so bad #my art #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannigram #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #anon asked me to post my header so here it is hello #me vs knowing what a dog looks like

[pinkfruitgender]

hello. my name is pink.

i use they/them/themself pronouns as well as deu/deus/deuself pronouns. im genderfeast and questioning my sexuality. im an adult. i coin genders and design flags. i like cooking and drawing. i also like animation and video games. im autistic and i have a brain tumour. i love getting anons and chatting with mutuals/other mogai blogs, so please feel free to reach out. 

what i will do:

xenogender flags & terms

pride icons and emojis

dni banners

name and pronoun validation and help

colourpicked flags from characters

verbal validations

character + pride flag lockscreens

gendering OCs/characters

what i will not do:

mass requests - as of now, this no longer applies to requests for genders within a system i created, such as monstergirlic or costumic. go absolutely wild with these.

barcode headers 

terms or flags specific to groups of which i do not belong

term recoining/flag redesign

requests that are already pending on other blogs

searching for terms

i reserve the right to decline any request for any reason, but i will direct you to a blog i think may be able to help you if one occurs to me.

wheres your dni?

i dont have a dni. i have opinions on who i would like interacting with my blog and who i would not, but i honestly feel like having a dni on my own blog is a bit pointless. i dont have any triggers, so its not a safety issue. i obviously would prefer racists and pedophiles and exclusionists and such not interact with me, but i dont think a little note that says “please dont” will stop them from doing that if they want to, so instead i just block them where i see them. i understand the need for dnis. i just dont think i need one. for those who worry that my lack of dni means i have some sort of bigoted views im trying to hide, heres my statement:

i do not support any form of bigotry or exclusionism. i do not support any sort of oppressive/violent/exclusionist/harmful groups or people. i support endogenic systems. i support mspec gays and lesbians. if you have any good faith questions about my views, you may ask me.

where else can i contact you outside of tumblr?

im on instagram and tiktok under the same name, and you can find me on discord at pinkfruitgender#4699. tumblr will always be the best place to contact me.

as a new addition to this post, you can also join my discord server.

as a second addition to this post, you can also feel free to donate to my kofi.

please enjoy your stay on my blog and feel free to send in some requests if the box is open.

#pink talk #pinned post #xenogender #mogai #lgbt #nonbinary #transgender #gender coining

[teenyweenyeenymeeny]

hello hello! you can call me momo 🤍

my lovely boyfriend @3-question-marks drew us for my header!!!

i don’t put an age to my regression but i regress to around baby to toddler!

my pronouns are he and him and fae and faer!

i run the mystic messenger age regression ask blog @littlemessengers

somtimes i draw or write headcanon posts and you can request either of those if you want :)

it would be Very redundant for me to always include certain tone indicators so here it is for my Whole blog: i Always always mean affection [saying i kiss anons/mutuals/whatevz mostly] platonically and in a silly playful way and everything i say is with positive intent unless it is Very clearly not !!! assume the best of me please because it is Probably what i mean :)

i like stuffed animals and dolls and cute colours and being sillaaay!

i interact from @candyapple-art and my more grown up general blog is @femboy-central :)

i don’t like meanies! they are not allowed here! >:(

i respect kink blogs but please don’t interact! this isn’t the place for that!

have a nice day 🤍 kissy

#age regression #agere #agere blog #sfw agere #safe agere #babyre #age regressor #introduction #agere little #sfw littlespace

[petalstims]

Hello! I'm Petal, and I make stimboards! I used to request them a lot, but I realized what better way to get the kinds I like than to make them myself?

Requests are: CLOSED!

Inbox: 6!

For my DNI, blacklist and whitelist, check out my carrd: 🌈

My header and icon were made by @/nebulastars!

Feel free to drop by and say hi! :D I love talking to people, my dms are always open if you wanna chat! I also love being tagged in promos, please do tag me in them!

If you want, you can always send me inbox checks! :D

I interact from @zoru-hq! I'm shadowbanned though, so all asks will be sent on anon, and I might just give you ghost notes!

Taken anon names: ⭐ Anon, ☀️ Anon, 🎸 Anon, Rad Anon, 🥝 Anon, 💘 Anon, ✨ Anon

What you can expect to see posted/reblogged on this blog: Desserts, cutesy things, paint, pink, rainbows and pastel colors!

Warning: I block people who don't credit their gifs in stimboards, because it clogs up my searches for stim gifs when I'm making boards! If I don't see your interactions with me, that might be why!

PROSHIPPERS DNI. You are not welcome here.

Have a nice day!

#Petal posts things!