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[ChadIchi: What ifs]
#bleach#chadichi#kurosaki ichigo#ichigo kurosaki#chad yasutora#yasutora chad#ichigo#chad#slowly finishing all my chadichi wips from the vault#kuchiki rukia#inoue orihime#asano keigo#ishida uryuu
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Random Incorrect Quotes and Vibes from the Bleach AU I will probably never write (Rukia is killed by Aizen and them in the SS arc)
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Ichigo: *feral teenager with slightly cat-like tendencies because of his hollow*
Shinji:
Sakanade in his head: M I N E
...
Shinji: *explaining the inner hollow and everything that happened with Aizen and how they trained their hollows*
Ichigo: *a nerd who likes literarture and knows exactly what werewolves are*
Ichigo: Can I say something--
Shinji: *has questioned his reality more than once because of this kid’s weird questions* NO--
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Ichigo: *goes to his inner world to see why the fuck Shiro is constantly screaming in his ear*
Shiro: *leaning over his body omniously with his big smile because he has been seperated from Ichigo for so long and this is the first time they’ve interacted without Old Man Zangetsu getting in the way so he’s happy*
Ichigo: wtfwtfwtf--
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Shiro: *a feral tiny cat that likes to fight too much*
Sakanade: *a feral big cat the puts him in air jail*
Benihime: *the sadistic instigator*
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Karin: *snooping through Ichigo’s room because she’s worried and finds Rukia’s asauchi*
Karin: *touching Rukia’s sword after Ichigo told her what happened and feeling a weird jolt or reiatsuand urge to keep it*
Ichigo: *who felt the reiatsu* ...
Karin:...
Karin: I have been CHOSEN--
Ichigo: NO--
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Ichigo: What do you have there?
Karin: A Zanpakuto!
Ichigo: NO!
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Karin: *facing a hollow while Ichigo was at the SS and losing*
Kangetsu (her Zanpakuto): cAN YoU hEAr mE?
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Hitsugaya: *looks vaguely like her Zanpakuto spirit*
Karin: *softly* Holy shit
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Ichigo: Goodnight moon.
Ichigo: Goodnight tree.
Ichigo: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Karin: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Isshin: *Joking* Not if they consent to it
Ichigo: *Serious* Depends on who you’re stabbing
Yuzu: *the one sane non-soul reaper in the family* YES?!
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Ichigo: *walking into his room* Hello people who do not live here
Renji: Hey
Ikkaku: Hi
Yumichika: Hello
Rangiku: Hey!
Ichigo: You’re only supposed to come here for emergencies!
Renji: We were out of Doritos *they’re on a mission, he’s just fucking with him*
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Orihime: I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name hime?
Ishida: *scared of snakes* You did WHAT--
Ichigo: William Snakespeare
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Renji: *while they were going to save Rukia* This is such a bad idea
Ichigo: Then why are you coming along?
Renji: One of us needs to be able to talk the Gotei out of arresting us when this goes wrong
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Ichigo: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Ishida: You’re a hazard to society
Renji: And a coward. Do twenty
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Orihime: If I were a drink, I’d be a strawberry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Ichigo: Bleach (PUN FULLY INTENDED XD)
Keigo: *he found out ichigo and Chad didn’t fail like him* Sewage
Orihime: *concern*
Tatsuki: Calm down edgelords
...
Okay, that’s it
Some of these were canon, some of these were just random shit from my fic that i might never write
#bleach#incorrect bleach quotes#ichigo kurosaki#hollow ichigo#renji abarai#shinji hirako#karin kurosaki#isshin kurosaki#yuzu kurosaki#uryu ishida#orihime inoue#kisuke urahara#asano keigo#tatsuki arisawa#soul reapers#gotei 13#crack
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Tatsuki: When's your birthday?
Keigo: The 1st of April.
Tatsuki: What year?
Keigo: Every year.
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Isshin can't read Aizen's spirit energy...
It's like he's not even there...
But Ichigo can. And we know why. We understand Ichigo's Reiatsu is pretty much on the same level as Aizen even before going Mugetsu.
That's all fine and dandy...
Now, can someone explain to me...
Why Asano can feel Aizen's presence?!?
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He got discriminated so bad he started referring to the teachers as "The Faculty" like they're part of a dictatorship and it's so slept on tbh
#bleach#bleach meta#ichigo kurosaki#kurosaki ichigo#ichigo#keigo asano#asano keigo#keigo#mizuiro kojima#kojima mizuiro#mizuiro
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Imagine being the VA of Sasuke, Ben 10, Simon and Spiderman, and you are hired to voice a character in Bleach, and you might think it is someone like Ichigo or Renji, but no, you have to voice a character that said, "Uwe! She is quite the boobalicious babe!"
That must've been really weird
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This but Ichigo is Sano and Grimmjow is Kagurazaka
🇧🇷 Essa cena, mas Ichigo é o Sano e Grimmjow é o Kagurazaka
Tradução adaptada abaixo
Ishida: Você! Cumprimente os clientes sorrindo!
Ichigo: Seja bem vind-
Grimmjow: ICHIGO?!
Orihime: Ah! É você
Grimmjow: O que você tá fazendo?...
Keigo: Vê alguém que goste? Você pode escolher qualquer maid para te servir
Grimmjow:
#bleach#uryu ishida#uryuu ishida#ishida uryuu#ishida uryū#ichigo kurosaki#kurosakiichigo#kurosaki ichigo#inoue orihime#orihime inoue#bleach orihime#bleach uryu#bleach ishida#bleach ichigo#keigo asano#asano keigo#grimmjow jaegerjaquez#bleach grimmjow#grimmjow#grimmjow jaggerjack#karakura gang#karakura kids#bleach hana kimi au#I could only think of these two when I watched the scene sorry😭🤣
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plot bunnies abound apparently. Kean, Kalira, blaccat, is this contagious? h
n e way
it's the same idea as before, where Orochi fucks up the Edo Tensei during the crush bc Tobira put his Hiraishin notes directly next to Edo Tensei and encoded tf outta that shit, and Orochi was just slightly more distracted than in canon.
except this time he uses a blood component to lessen chakra strain and the kunai he cuts himself with has Sasuke's blood on it.
so it ends up resurrecting a fair amount of Hatake (bc thats what you are orochi) and a few Uchiha. additionally, though none of them know it at the time, it also creates a beacon to call Hatake and Uchiha to that location, (a lot like Uzushio calls him home)
Izuna, Madara, Hikaku, Shisui, Kikiyo (Mada's aunt and spymaster), Kagome (Mada's younger sister), and Haruhi (Hikaku's grandchild), are the Uchiha that were brought back from Sasuke's blood.
Tobirama, Touka, Itama, Nawaki, Kawarama, Zaisha (butsuma's elder cousin imprisoned for cannibalism), Keigo (Akimichi grillmaster), Yoruichi (Nara assassin/spy), Kyouya (straight-up Hatake brawler, Sakumo's cousin), Tsurara (yuki defector and rogue), Mizuiro (Nara spymaster-in-training, Shikaku's uncle), Ozakura (Hatake hunter Zaisha's friend/cousin), Ise (Shiranui iryo-nin), Kurao and Okuro (Hatake's infamous plague and pestilence twins), Takami (Yamanaka kenjutsu master), Renji (Uzumaki tattoo artist), and Rukia (branch Hyuuga half-sister of Hiashi/Hizashi's father Byakuya) are the ones with Hatake blood who are resurrected.
That's 18 Hatake and 7 Uchiha. you'll notice that the Hatake blood will always add a slightly manic edge to a clan's previously established traits, with an emphasis on extremes. a Hatake's morals only apply to their pack.
#naruto#naruto au#hatake clan#uchiha clan#takami keigo#asano keigo#senju tobirama#senju touka#senju itama#senju kawarama#senju nawaki#hibari kyoya#ise nanao#kojima mizuiro#abarai renji#kuchiki rukia#yuki onna tsurara
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So I’m on my umpteenth rewatch of Bleach, as one does, and I noticed this little gem at the end of the Fake Karakura Town arc
Notice the wounds on his nose and forehead? I assumed the Shinigami at least gently put them to sleep or some shit but the townspeople just fell over face first where they were standing 😭
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their friendship is everything to me
#reading & hopefully will finish bleach✌️#bleach#kurosaki ichigo#ichigo kurosaki#bleach ichigo#asano keigo#bleach keigo#keigo asano
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Bosen
#bleach#wonderweiss#aizen#yamamoto#keigo#chika#unohana#unohana retsu#unohana yachiru#asano keigo#aizen sousuke#yamamoto genryusai shigekuni#shihouin chika
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Wait this is kinda sad, I don’t remember this in the anime but this guy gets picked on a lot-- even by the teachers. It’s probably the reason why he’s not really respectful to those who demand respect like Byakuya and Yamamato and generally all the captains in the Soul Society, choosing to refer to them by name rather than title like Toshiro who constantly tells him to call him Captain Hitsugaya
The whole anti-authority streak he has going kinda makes more sense if most of the adults in his life are shitty
the fact that Keigo goes out of his way to call it discrimination. I don’t really know a lot about the Japanese school system but I’ve seen several other posts talking about how kids who don’t fit the mold often get picked on the way Ichigo does for his hair and general attitude
It’s pretty lowkey in the scheme of all things but the little tidbits you see of Ichigo’s normal life not being so great are sad
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Fic: Country Life at the End of the World
HC Bingo/AU_gust: Apocalypse, and Countryside
Bleach fic, obviously. UraIchi. Appearances by other members of the Karakura gang.
Country Life at the End of the World
Ichigo burrowed his face against Kisuke’s back, not quite ready to meet the day yet. It was still early, but Ichigo knew that the pair of them should be moving. Though a little more time cuddled up against Kisuke was worth sweating more later. Yes, it was cooler in the morning, but snuggles were important.
That was his plan until the alert was called out. Not that he and Kisuke hadn’t discussed the possibility, with the flooding from further north, but it didn’t mean that Ichigo was happy about having to get out of bed.
He pressed a kiss against Kisuke’s shoulder, his partner grumbling as the blond got up. While he knew he should be moving faster, Ichigo had to take a moment to enjoy the view.
Now, Ichigo always loved seeing Kisuke slowly dragging himself out of bed. Something about it was oddly charming. But there was something extra nice now, given the current view. Everyone of age and in a relationship was being encouraged to have a kid or two, and Kisuke had decided that he was perfectly willing to mess with his gigai and be a female shape to have a kid with Ichigo. After he had helped Yoruichi get her own kid going when the woman had asked her best friend for help.
That was a night that was going to live in Ichigo’s dreams. Definitely never expected a threesome with Yoruichi. Though SoiFon only seemed to hate Kisuke more for getting Yoruichi pregnant. But that was something he was leaving to them to deal with.
The fact that there were going to be two Kisuke children running around, one with Kurosaki genes and one with Shihoin genes added in, just told Ichigo that he needed to enjoy the peace while he could. Though the tiny curve of his partner’s belly made Ichigo smile stupidly.
At least until he took a pillow to the face, Kisuke snorting. “Stare more and we’ll miss everything,” he said, already on his feet and working on dressing for the day. “Guess the flood did wash some downstream.”
Finally moving to get dressed himself, Ichigo snorted. “Think they’ll be aggressive this time?” he asked, words muffled as he dressed.
“For a few feet,” Kisuke said with a small hum. “Need to make sure to keep any smaller children away until they settle.”
When the world had fallen, the only survivors had been those with spiritual powers. There were more people than Ichigo had expected, but it had still been a wild few years trying to recover when all the worlds seemed to collapse together. He still wasn’t sure why, though it meant that his friends and family generally survived the utter ruin of civilization intact.
Those who weren’t so lucky, well, they changed.
Most died, though they didn’t stay down. They died, then rose again. Those who had survived suddenly found themselves fighting for survival as the dead tried to tear them apart. Honestly, if it hadn’t been for someone getting a radio signal going, Ichigo wondered how many others they would have lost.
But the radio signal had come. With it came the news that, outside of cities, where greenery was limited, the risen dead were calm. They were bodies that were able to move, but they slowly changed. First, the violence faded. Then, slowly, their bodies shifted, picking up traits of the land around them. The smaller towns, more villages than anything, had not suffered near the casualties from the walking dead as the cities had.
With that in mind, Ichigo and Kisuke had gone to check things out for themselves.
Seeing the dead standing still as it swayed with the breeze, even with a living human just feet away, had been a shock. But a welcomed one. The first good news in ages.
Stepping out of the house, followed by Kisuke, Ichigo walked down the dirt path that worked as their roads now. The less manufactured stuff, the better. Most homes were made of wood or earth again, and populations were more spread out.
Kisuke had done his best to replicate some of the books he found about living off the land, and with so few humans around, it had been easy enough to settle down and make farmsteads. So they had pooled and shared knowledge, and almost every home had a few well worn copies of notes about how to live.
Ichigo had never realized how nice living in the country could be.
Oh, there was a lot of stuff he did miss. Television, the internet. Series he had been following that, obviously, were no longer being put out. But Kisuke had made sure to build him a state of the art library, deep enough that it didn’t disrupt the dead that milled around their quiet town. So at least Ichigo had plenty to read. Kisuke was keeping busy creating new things that allowed them to have more luxuries, but wouldn't set off the dead. Had a brisk trade in heatless lights, as electric generators were a little too much for the dead to deal with.
The end of the world had been stressful and rough, making even the toughest of the group break down in tears more than once.
But now they were starting to recover. Life was different, but it was still a life worth living.
“How many?” he called out, seeing Keigo keeping watch as they came to the small area that designated the edge of town. The group didn’t need much. While there were people who were not fighters that lived in the village, most people knew how to use a sword. So raiders learned quickly to keep away from the little unnamed village. A big wall wasn’t needed to keep the area safe.
“About a half dozen,” Keigo called back, though he kept his eyes on the shuffling shapes. “There was a wave of water, and they came shuffling out.”
“Must have had a natural dam break,” was Kisuke’s offering when Ichigo glanced his way. “The river has been high lately. Aggressive?”
“At first,” was the answer. “But they are already starting to calm down. Especially when they reached the others.”
Joining his friend, Ichigo could easily see which were the new dead. They still looked to be of flesh and blood. The dead that had been around for a while were already starting to develop the bark of the settling dead. There were even a few who had their feet grow roots and locked them into place.
At least until the next group tried to raid the place. Even before Ichigo and the others would cut them down, the dead would react to the machines most raiders used.
Last time, Ichigo didn't even need to get his blade out. The people ready to fight the intruders had watched as the dead had started to moan, tearing their feet free from where they had rooted, and torn the intruders apart, only to settle down once again once the living had gotten the machines away from town.
It had been…an education.
Watching the dead stop their low groans, their shuffling steps slowed until they were mixed with the older group of dead that dotted the area around the town, making Ichigo tense. He knew that, in theory, they were safe enough at this point. But he was waiting for the worst to happen some day.
But it didn’t look like today was that day.
Tatsuki meandered over to them. “I’ll let the kids know,” she said, and Ichigo nodded. How he and Kisuke had turned into the sort of leaders of town, he had no idea, but it was a thing that happened. People kept telling them things, and as long as Ichigo didn’t have to do any paperwork, he could live with that.
The smaller kids in town, who were too small to do a lot of farm work, were keeping their distance, but happy to get out and run around the group of dead. If any of the zombies got aggressive, they knew what to do. Mostly scream for any adult they saw. It kept them busy and was an extra layer of security.
Watching for a bit longer, Ichigo finally headed back after Kisuke bumped his shoulder against Ichigo. That just got a snort from Ichigo, but he followed his partner back to their place. He was already mentally flipping through what they had to to cook in the house. Because for all his intelligence, Kisuke was banned from making anything more complicated than a sandwich. So it was Ichigo’s job to feed his mad scientist.
After all, Kisuke was making a whole new person, and they hadn’t had breakfast yet.
#hurt/comfort bingo#au_gust 2022#Bleach#UraIchi#Kurosaki Ichigo#Urahara Kisuke#Asano Keigo#Arisawa Tatsuki
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Tatsuki: Can you tell me why I came across Keigo's profile on Tinder?
Mizuiro: Can you tell me why you were on Tinder?
Keigo, mouth full of food: Did you swipe right?
#S: unknown#Tatsuki Arisawa#Mizuiro Kojima#Keigo Asano#bleach#arisawa tatsuki#Kojima Mizuiro#asano keigo
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Sibling Smackdown Round 1
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The Cacao Society, Dissonance: Chapter IV
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