#asl bros brainrot

[monocub]

you think dadan would have dressed up as santa and gifted the asl boys coal for christmas and those little assholes would've complained and started throwing it at her

#and shed never give them anything (directly) again #they do her so dirty LMAOOO #im not a power-scaler fan buuuut dadan is the strongest person in op and that's from dealing with those grelims #imagine raising the future second division commander of the white beard pirates AND pirate king AND chief of staff of the revolutionary arm #AND THEY WERE LITTLE SHITHEAD KIDS THAT DIDNT SHOW YOU RESPECT #dadan strongest woman in op #asl brothers #asl bros brainrot

[otaku553]

Trying very hard to figure out how to draw his hair

#one piece #portgas d ace #of the asl bros I can’t believe luffy is the hardest for me to draw #somehow it just never looks right??? #I’m still brainrotting extremely hard. #in other news. I finished all currently available chapters. #haha

[boa-h]

Hello Boa-h-san~~! I'm here to sharing a brainrot: Recently I was watching some of my favorite comedy and fantasy movies and I don't know if you know the movie Nanny MCPhee or Mary Poppins, but after watching I just I can imagine Y/N being a motherly/paternal figure for ASL Bros. I can only imagine how funny it would be for them to have someone with magical powers (not Devil Fruit powers) as a mother/father. The reaction of the others is just hilarious, how the hell does Y/N have everything and even the most unusual things to have inside their purse that is always empty?! Like for example taking a ham much bigger than their purse to give to Luffy as a snack. AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY CARRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT INSIDE THEIR PURSE IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Now everyone understands how Luffy is so chaotic, his mother/father figure is equally… Eccentric? The ASL Trio love them to the moon and back, but they are equally afraid of them when they gets angry because they is at the level of a Yonko (or be a bit stronger if we want more crackhead energy), they just prefers to stay out of the spotlights, as they loves taking care of children instead of getting involved in petty and stupid fights. You know those kind of people who hide their anger and craving to kick the shit out of someone wiht a sweet and kind smile? they are that kind of person. Even Whitebeard, Garp and Shanks know very well not to piss them off, the same goes for the other yonko (they all learned the hard way). Not even the Marine or WG isn't stupid enough to want to fight them or go after their "children" aka aal kids or teenagers they took under their wing and raised as their own blood (they gives Whitebeard a run for his money by adopting all the kids and teenagers they encounters and needs a mother/father figure). Having them around is simply chaos and breaking the laws of physics. (Law is a man of science since he's a doctor is losing his shit living with Y/N's eccentricities and oddities during his stay on the Sunny, during and after the events of Punk Hazard and eventually Dressrosa, Zou and Wano.) (Me: … Now I'm tempted to ask about headcannons, that's if you're okay to do it, Boa-h-san).

oooohhh,, i’ve never actually watched any western shows or movies other than the wizarding world series. but the idea of the purse seems fun >:0 like hermione’s beaded handbag that she casted with the undetectable extension charm!!

i actually don’t know how ace and sabo would react to it, would definitely think it’s cool but i have no idea what they would ask for 🤔 luffy would definitely ask her for random and weird things to pull out from that purse until someone stops him LOL

#boa-h replies

[aoshihugs]

take some hcs bc i have horrible karasu brainrot so…

⤿ general and ‘x reader’ hcs , shitposting

❥ stupid stupid STUPID smirk, he looks so smug all the time i hate his face so much

❥ the type to aggressively poke you to get your attention (probably likes to “tase” people)

❥ wannabe electric guitar/bass player, doesn’t actually own or play guitar or bass, watches dave504

❥ genuinely thinks he isn’t attractive — like he’s average-looking — despite his lowkey fboy vibes

❥ “I GET NO HOES, JOSH. THESE BITCHES DON’T FUCK WITH ME! SO WHY DO I HAVE THIS REPUTATION??”

❥ would be a very sweet bf tho bc that insecurity would fuel determination to prove himself in a relationship

❥ the type to buy flowers when he picks you up for a date, both to impress you and bc he feels like that’s what boyfriends are supposed to do

❥ makes fun of euphoria but would probably be invested in the drama if he watched it (who is nate jacobs and how long has she been fucking him??)

❥ lowkey one of those elitist marvel guys that gatekeeps from casual fans… it’s not that serious bro, just read your silly little comics and mind your silly little business

❥ “oh you like marvel movies? name all of them in chronological order rn 🤨” 😐😐

❥ stupid stupid laugh UGH probably sounds like “pfft- HAHAHAHAH” or “BWAHAHA” i hate him

❥ ik bllk fans hate to see hq comparisons but LISTEN just imagine kuroo’s dumbass full body cry-laugh and replace it with karasu! funny asl!

❥ also hits his fist on the nearest surface when he laughs

❥ no but actually evacuate the premises when he starts doing this, no one is safe from his fists

❥ probably looks hot when he raises an eyebrow and smiles

❥ yk the white boy arm swing thing on tiktok that ppl make fun of? yea he does that

❥ average justin timberlake fan, hates ‘can’t stop the feeling’ tho (as he should <3)

❥ not the type to draw on someone when they’re sleeping but definitely the type to try to stack/balance as much stuff on their head before it falls off or they wake up

❥ 🅿️

❥ tries to flirt but isn’t as smooth as he thinks he is. also cannot take what he dishes out lmao if you wink at this dude he’s already on the floor flatlining.

❥ if you’re walking next to him and hold his hand out of nowhere he just starts buffering irl — full steam-out-the-ears-eyes-wide-open-awooga-awooga-sound-effect reaction

❥ still tries to play it cool but he’s not fooling anyone lmao those ears are red

❥ sleeps on his side with both hands under his head/pillow. doesn’t move around too much in his sleep but somehow always kicks the blankets off and wakes up cold

❥ never lets anyone see him w/o gelled-back hair, but probably looks so good when it’s down

❥ runs up the stairs when turning off the lights after watching a scary movie, those demons won’t catch him today 😤😤

❥ likes amusement parks and fairs and carnivals bc he likes to show off at prize games

❥ particularly good at the basketball, watergun, gopher, and can tower games

❥ dogshit at the ring toss tho L

❥ L

#bllk #blue lock #bllk x reader #blue lock headcanons #bllk hcs #blue lock x reader #bllk headcanons #karasu tabito x reader #karasu tabito #tabito karasu #probs ooc but whatever they’re hcs anyways #<//3 ranfiction

[monocub]

the brotherly urge to go up to anybody luffy has ever interacted with to thank and apologize for their little brother is so sweet and silly

#plus ace learning manners just to be able to do this since sabo-siiiiiigh #like they planned to do it together :((( #im fine im so normal about this LMAO #and the cover illustration of both of them aggressively thanking shanks #ooooo sweeties #asl brothers #asl bros brainrot

[monocub]

day 59 of wondering what would have happened if sabo woke luffy up to say bye before leaving dressrosa

#to be faaaaair sabo didnt wake him up cuz both of them wouldn’t want the other to leave just yet #and he had to GO go ASAP #but also 🥺🥺🥺 #luffy was crying when he left him at the colosseum and when he woke up and heard that sabo left #like come ooooooon let lil bro hug his big bro one more time :((( #he has a lot of feelings let him take them oooooout he has a big bro to comfort him again #it’s fine thooo franky cried enough for luffy and me both so until next time #asl bros brainrot #<- made that tag cause i need to organize these thoughts LMAO

[monocub]

i like to think that luffy pulls down on his hat cause that’s what it does when shanks, ace, and sabo pet his head :)

#they all do it with various amounts of force LMAO #but it’s with love no matter what :) #luffy is so cute he does the sweetest things #the luffy effect is real i’m so charmed by him #debating to add garp in the mix cause he’s more of a fist of love kinda guy than head pats yknow? #anyway it’s luffy loving hours i love that creature #asl bros brainrot

[monocub]

ace and sabo reunion but it’s the marty !! alex !! reunion scene cause what do you mean sabos been alive this whole time-

ooo or if ya want angst: sabo will sometimes light a candle and talk to it. he watches how the flame moves and pretends it’s ace communicating with him

#it’s 4am lol #just watched the sabo special too so the brain rot is strong rn #asl is my roman empire at this point i’m sorry LOL #there are two wolves in me where one craves angst and the other is here for a silly goofy time #if the first one has been done before pls share its so funny lol #aight mimis time #asl bros brainrot