#because i named the fucjing au LMAO

[chimerahyperfix]

The spot of endless night-time in the sky mocks you. It chases it's way to the House through the sky like a snake approaching its prey. Because that's what the King is; a predator coming to feast on the weak. It's the sign of the end. The end you can't seem to stop. A big old "crab you" for even thinking of trying.

You try anyway. Try to climb the mountain with your bare hands. Push the boulder up the hill. You tackle the situation from all angles, but nothing works. You've worn yourself thin throwing yourself at the equation, and it's killing you. Literally.

It's stopped being as painful, which sends alarms ringing through your brain. Your nerves are frying. Dying. Being frozen in time has thawed to the sensation of pins and needles instead of being bone-chilling. Caustic liquids don't hurt to chug down as much. You can phase out of thinking when the King attacks you. You can simply turn your thoughts off and move through the day like a phantom. It concerns you and you just don't care at the same time.

Your blood sings and your voice rots and you go and go and go, pushing yourself thin until you are a walking corpse.

It's just you, though. One for many. You have you have you have you have to remember that. Remember that. Just you just one, saving everyone else. Just you. No one else will remember this.

No one else will remember this.

You sit in the big room with the big window and all the dot charts. You don't remember what it's called-- did you ever know? Who cares? It's not important right now. Sit on the floor and look out the window like a child looking over the ocean.

The King, you can see him now. His tall, dark shadow appearing over the horizon, lit by the moon. His armor shimmers like the stars he seems to love so much. [Because that's what they are, right? Is that the correct term? Stars? You're not sure. There's a torn page in your mind where it should be.]

Just seeing him drives you up a wall. Echoes of pain from how he's killed you run through your body, even though you know its imagined. Mashed to gore painted on the walls screaming howling make it stop make it stop. You don't care anymore. He can come, and he'll kill you. Or you'll kill him! Eventually! It has to happen!

Maybe he can feel your stare. It looks, to you, like he looks up just a little bit, to look in your direction. You, alone, sitting behind a giant window under a shaded masterpiece, clashing sky of sun and moon and all his stupid stars. [Stars feels like the right term, it feels nice in your mouth, but you're not sure. You don't know, if it's right or wrong or if you've just crabbing made something up to describe simple spots in the sky.]

You want to kill him. You want to make sure no one ever has to hear his stupid wails again, or fight his monsters, or be frozen in time or look at his stupid crabbing sky ever again. Make that armor of his a cradle, a grave, a casket or a cage, it doesn't matter, you're going to bury him in it. Trap him six feet under like time has trapped you, a squirming angry animal of a thing behind bars of a birdcage.

No one will find you here. That's fine. The other housemaidens have started to avoid you, because you've become an angry little thing overnight. You don’t bother Mirabelle and some loops you flat out avoid Euphrasie, because they shouldn't have to see you like this, clinging to what was you from over a hundred today's ago. You don't want to worry the two of them, overstep a boundary you can't remember or something, because you've done this all for them and the consequences of your capital-C Change can come later when the King is gone and you don't have to do today over.

For now, you will wait. This loop probably won't be the one because, realistically, when will it be? When will you win? Are you going to be trapped here forever, doomed to repeat the same day over and over in a cage made of craft and wishes and pure spite?

You just wanted to help. Look where that got you. Over and over, forever.

#isat #in stars and time #claude looping au #isat claude #in craft and cages #isat spoilers #regular late-game isat levels of verbal violence #cw implied death #<-doesnt happen but its mentioned a Lot #MORE CLAUDE LOOP POSTING YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!! #sizable one this time #started leaning into the 'cage' theme ive sprinkled throughout the other posts #because i named the fucjing au LMAO #FUCK posted early timr to salvage this with tags lmao #good enough lmao. gen didnt mean 2 post yet. pov phone tumblr moment #no not good enough the tags r pissing me off. curse u tumblr mobile I wasn’t done

[twd-obsessed-bitch]

Twd 11x11 spoilers

Eugene and Stephanie (she's the fake one though right?) waking up in the same bed omgggg

HIS BUN

PRINCESS LOOKS SO GOOD

THAT LIGHTING CHANGE WAS SO DRASTIC

Oh shit she's missing

Why wait until nighttime to hastily pack a bag?? Like pack in the daytime while standing Eugene up?? Cmon

CONNIE CONNIE

SHE'S SO RIGHT LOOKING INTO THE DUDE ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY'RE COVERING IT UP

"I've been scared before, Ive never taken anybody hostage" KELLY YOU'RE SO RIGHT

ROSITA MY LOVE

What a hot walker omg his whole skull out that's fucking delicious

Carol and oh fuck I forgot his name fucking uhhhhhhhhhh dudebro in the pink suit, anyways are they a thing???

"I read your file, you're here because youre smart" THANK FUCK HE'S NOT UNDERESTIMATING HER

I love Connie and Kelly sm, they're little dorks when they're together

PRINCESS BRINGING LASANGA TO EUGENE BECAUSE HE'S DEPRESSED AWWWW

IT'S AN EMPTY DISH THAT'S EVEN FUCKING BETTER I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Drunk Eugene

"residential 1 at approximately 7 in the pm" Eugene you funky dude

HE'S SO DESPERATE TO FIND HER OMG

Once again Princess looks SO GOOD

This lighting looks like Eugene's wearing eyeliner (walking dead pirate au)

"it's nice when your hobby is also an apocalypse skill"

Oh no not the random unnamed commonwealth soldiers they can't die 🙄

This shaky cam really ain't doing it for me

Mercer covered in blood, Mercer covered in blood. Boy oh boy do I have a thing for large men covered in blood

Eugene dragging princess into is illegal activities is not a vibe

Also SHE WANTS A CAT

HIS NAME IS HORNSBEE

Also MOTHER PUSSBUCKET IS AN ABRAHAM LEVEL INSULT AND I MISS HIM NOW

Mercer is a Kyle now

Princess calling Eugene, Euge is adorable even though she said It in anger

"you can think you know someone and then find out you never even met them" PRINCESS THAT'S SO DEEP THAT HURTS MY SOUL

Also everything I learn about princess makes me love her even more because me and her are pretty alike (in the general details)

What was that light thing set up?? Was that like the doorbell they gave them because they're deaf??? Because I love that.

THAT'S A LONG LIST OF NAMES

Eugene c'mon bro you're acting crazy

Bros got a spray bottle for a weapon

WHAT THE FUCJ

FAKE STEPHANIE REVEAL FAKE STEPHANIE REVEAL

Josh McDermott is an amazing actor and I feel like he needs more praise holy shit

Why is hornsbee just not blinking???? Dude that's creepy quit it

TEH REAL STEPHANIE IS REVEALED (lmao we knew who she was already)

Eugenes gonna go CRAZY with all of these sneaky lies

#mads watches #twd #the walking dead #eugene porter #twd princess #rosita espinosa #twd mercer

[fuckimsoft]

DSMP One Shots Because I Can

Chapter two: "tubeloved: Please Stop the Music"

Summary: Modern day AU chatfic chapter where Wilbur psychoanalyzes everyone with sad songs because that's how he shows love :) (rewrite of the very first oneshot I posted because I know I can do so much better then that)

Written by: @ verified_dumbass on ao3 and @ fuckimsoft on tumblr

and just so no ones confused-

Technoblade = Techno (ofc)

Jay Dee = Wilbur

Thesesus = Tommy

tubeloved = Tubbo

ranbeloved = Ranboo

Crow Father = Philza

Swaggers (botboy) = Discord music bot

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sleepy bois (ft. tubbo) (ft. ranboo now too ig)

Jay Dee: guys. Jay Dee: guys, I have important news.

tubeloved: Oh tubeloved: ?

Jay Dee: I found so many new songs.

Technoblade: Wilbur, you find so many new song every other day.

Jay Dee: NO BUT THESE ARE SO GOOD

Thesesus: Id like to here abt the music

ranbeloved: I too would like to hear about it :)

Thesesus: Shut up Ranboo

ranbeloved: :(

Thesesus: No one asked u

tubeloved: Tommy >:( tubeloved: Be nice

Jay Dee: ok, getting back on topic- the songs.

Jay Dee started a voice call

Jay Dee: everyone join the vc

ranbeloved joined the vc

Thesesus joined the vc

tubeloved joined the vc

Technoblade joined the vc

Jay Dee: phil

Jay Dee: phil

Jay Dee: Phil

Jay Dee: @Phil

Jay Dee: @Philza

Jay Dee: @philza

Jay Dee: for the love of god, what did you all change Phil's name to now?

tubeloved:  @Crow Father

Jey Dee: why??

Thesesus: Crow Father

ranbeloved: Crow Father

tubeloved: Crow Father

Crow Father: What's up?

ranbeloved: THE CROW FATHER HAS ARIVED

tubeloved: CAW CAW CAW CAW

Jay Dee: join vc.

Crow Father joined the vc

Jay Dee: /play [playlist.mp3]

Swaggers (botboy): Now playing... July, by Noah Cyrus.

Thesesus: Its May bitch

Jay Dee: I know Jay Dee: now shut up and listen to the music. Jay Dee: this one kinda reminded me of you :)

Thesesus: Oh Thesesus: Okay

[2 minutes, 36 seconds later]

Thesesus: AWW Thesesus: AWWWW :(

Crow Father: That was so sad

Jay Dee: it's not my fault my Spotify only recommends me crying music Jay Dee: or that Tommy's a Sad Little Boy

Thesesus: IIM NOT A LITTLE BIY Thesesus: FUCJ U BITCH

ranbeloved: haha L

Swaggers (botboy): Now playing... As A Child, by Madeline the Person.

Jay Dee: Tubbo, this one reminded me of u.

Crow Father: Please its already so sadfghj

tubeloved: :0 tubeloved: Oh thus is sad

[3 minutes, 10 seconds later]

Technoblade: Bruh

tubeloved: Please Stop the Music tubeloved: Ur making me sad :(

Thesesus: Welcome to the club big man

Swaggers (botboy): Now playing... Secret For The Mad, by Dodie Clark.

Jay Dee: be more happy, maybe. Jay Dee: OH TECHNO

Technoblade: Nope.

Technoblade left the vc.

Jay Dee: aww man. Jay Dee: well, might as well- Jay Dee: /skip

Swaggers (botboy): Skipped to next song! Swaggers (botboy): Now playing... Elsa's Song, by The Amazing Devil.

tubeloved: So whos the next victim

Jay Dee: Oh, Ranboooo :)

ranbeloved: oh no

Crow Father: Ripp

[2 minutes, 41 seconds later]

ranbeloved: o h ranbeloved: .,_,.

Crow Father: Welp, that was an experience

Jay Dee: don't think it's over yet, Philza Minecraft! Jay Dee: you aren't off the hook too!

Crow Father: *siiiiigh* Crow Father: Right then, let's get this over with.

Swaggers (botboy): Now playing... Hidden In The Sand, by Tally Hall.

Technoblade joined the vc.

ranbeloved: ?

Technoblade: I like this song.

[1 minute, 52 seconds later]

Crow Father: awe mate Crow Father: maaaate

tubeloved: Well Wilbur u managed to make everyone cry

Technoblade: Not me.

tubeloved: Yeah bc u fucking LEFT

Technoblade: And?

Thesesus: I DIDNT CRY SHITTEAD

Jay Dee: lmao you literally did. Jay Dee: I gave you a hug and everything.

ranbeloved: awww :)

Thesesus: FUCK YOU FUCJ U FUCK YUOFUCK YOU

tubeloved: Man I didn't get a hug :(

Technoblade: You only live right down the road.

tubeloved: Is Technoblade offering to give me a hug??????? :0000000000 THE Technoblade?????? Warming up to me??????????????

Technoblade: No, I'm volunteering literally anyone else in my family. Technoblade: If you try to hug me you die.

tubeloved: I think he's warming up to me :)

ranbeloved: Can I have a hug too?

Jay Dee: you live across town tho?

ranbeloved: i can run

Crow Father: What?

ranbeloved: im omw now ranbeloved: be there in loke 5

tubeloved: YESSS RUN RANBOO RUN tubeloved: I WILL GIVE U SUCH BIG HUG >:)

ranbeloved: :D h gln

Thesesus: h gln?

ranbeloved: sorry I had to dodge a car

Crow Father: W H A T

tubeloved: BELOEVD???

multiple people are typing...

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#I rewrite the first oneshot I posted because I can do so much better then that so here this is :) #Dsmp #dream smp #wilbur soot #c!wilbur #dsmp fanfic #c!philza #c!tommy #c!tuboo #c!techno #fanfiction #please like and rb if you enjoyed this!!