#ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

love to wake up and open google docs and then just stare at my wip a little like. yup. still there 👍

#video games kinda calling to me tho #ben.txt #writing tag

[bensect]

every time you go in the replies of a post about how bugs are important parts of an ecosystem and deserve to live and say "well i still hate (specific bug)" i summon 1000 of them sorry. every time you post about how much you hate mosquitoes or ticks or cockroaches you are directly contributing to there being more of them thanks to my wizard spells

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[bedwetterben]

can’t stop thinking about semi-public accident as a meet cute, especially if the characters are teeeeechnically acquainted — maybe they have class together or live in the same dorm, or work at the same office — but have never really had a one on one conversation. maybe one or both of them is even kind of wary of the other for mismatched personality reasons. i digress.

i just want two characters to have their first ever one on one convo because one of them stumbled across the other distraught in the middle of peeing their pants, and even though they aren’t friends it’s just the right thing to do, helping them. right?

and then it blossoms into an unlikely friendship. and then. yknow. more accidents to come…

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[talekeepers]

has anyone else started transition (ftm) to think they were a very binary trans man, only to realize it's more complicated? i wouldn't even classify myself as mlm, but i'd perceive myself as still plausibly sapphic. am i insane?

#ben.txt #lgbt #nonbinary #trans #transmasc #i am definitely nonbinary but #it's just weird beyond that #it's not a bad thing i'm just surprised

[easyboi]

the way i’ve been assigned puppy by tumblr anons 🥴

#not that i Mind but lskfjfjst #ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

tumblr wrapped

you called a childless man a dilf 235 times

you got blocked by 5 mutuals

you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange

you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times

piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun

your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times

#etc and so on #ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

#ben.txt #writing tag

[samuelroukin]

i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

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[samuelroukin]

call me a jealous hater but it makes me so mad that i will never ever be able to sleep as comfortably as a little kitty cat, there's too many bones in me!! even at my most comfy i will never get on their level

#like if you cried 😔 #ben.txt #edit to say yes i know they actually have more bones than us (230 vs 206 roughly)

[samuelroukin]

characters with no moral code are a lot of fun but characters with their own specific moral code that doesn’t align with the rest of the/their world are on another level always

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[samuelroukin]

big fan of seeing a character and going from ‘oh he’s kind of a freak, interesting’ to ‘i need him expeditiously’ in the span of like five minutes

#many such cases #unironically #ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

that post about tiktokers using “self care” as code for masturbation has made every post on here about actual self care so much funnier

#hell yeah self care your way into mental health #ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

good morning i’m thinking about that man. good afternoon i’m thinking about that man. good evening i’m thinking about that man. good night sleep tight i’m thinking about that man!!

#he’s just some guy but the grip he has on me.. insane #ben.txt

[samuelroukin]

love this website because someone will go "#how does he look so gooodddddd" and then u scroll back up and it's like. he literally doesn't <3

#don't get me wrong i do this as well! #the joy of being enraptured by average people is universal and tbh good we need more of that #but also naturally my taste is flawless and when i say that he really does look sooo good #etc #ben.txt #also terfs kys

[samuelroukin]

📦 Shipping update: the packages are um. yeah they're kissing sloppy style. it's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man

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[samuelroukin]

tshirt that says "i am normal about the media i enjoy" on the front and "(lying)" on the back

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