#bitch the crew LOVED YOU

[chibi-scone]

Still can’t wrap my head around how Izzy shooting Ed was supposed to symbolize him “breaking up with Blackbeard” and have them go through that whole thing at the beginning of the season, to have Izzy be the one who tells Ed to follow what makes him happy, and have Izzy’s whole arc be about who he is without Blackbeard just for the finale to turn around and say that Izzy had to die because he was half of Blackbeard and that Ed couldn’t fully let go of Blackbeard otherwise.

#by all accounts it doesn't make sense #Izzy stopped caring about Blackbeard when he stopped following Ed’s orders and started going with the crew #when he told Ed he wouldn’t kill him #he had his figurative death when he tried to shoot himself and Blackbeard had his literal death when the crew killed him #when he’s fucking doing his whole speech saying that piracy isn’t about glory or fame it’s about the community it’s about the crew #the fact that they said that they just didn’t know what else to do with Izzy’s arc so dying was the best conclusion is INSANE to me #like im so hung up on this #blackbeard WAS us #YEAH WAS #dont get me started on how izzy used his fk dying breath to take the blame for everything just protecting others til the very end uh #izzy hands #him telling ed that the crew loves him and then he just....leaves #bitch the crew LOVED YOU #the whole “blackbeard was us i needed him” does gut me a little bit tho ngl like oof can yall stop being tragic for 2secs 😔 #anywayyyyy sorry if im being rly negative i dont want to be truly im just upset #it’s like I understand what they were going for but when you put it next to everything that’s happened it’s like ….idk #“izzy keeps the story of Blackbeard alive by being alive!!” and ed doesnt ??? #hes literally the face of Blackbeard #so he gets to change and grow and become something else and live as that but izzy cant? #you cannot kill a whole by just getting rid of half #izzy was moving past Blackbeard i just what the fuck is UP #“its cause ed is the mc and izzy is just the side character there to be a device for his growth” #ok well then dont have that characters whole motivation be about actualizing himself as his own person for a whole season #ofmd critical #ofmd

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭 #like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc. #he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

[shima-draws]

Me: BRO. Can you imagine if Luffy activated Gear 5 2 years earlier at Marineford

AO3: Hey boo I gotchu

Me: AY-YO????

#One Piece #SO GLAD I'm not the only one who got this idea holy shit #Apparently Gear 5 Marineford is a Thing that is actually relatively popular #LOVE that for him tbh. And Ace. Bc he saves Ace with it lmao #Extra angst with Luffy actually dying first before his devil fruit slaps him back to life is also quite brilliant #Luffy's devil fruit squeezing his heart like a squeaky toy: NOT TODAY BITCH #His entire crew suddenly gets a sixth sense and they KNOW #They KNOW something is wrong and that Luffy. Something happened to their captain #But before they can mourn for too long they hear it. The DRUMS BABYYYYYYY #Normally they'd all be too far to hear them but they can :) And everyone around them is like. Uhh #The Strawhats: I can hear them. The drums #Everyone else: ??? What are you talking about are you losing it. You're probably losing it #I need to hold myself back from reading all these fics bc I actually. Gotta finish Marineford first LOL #Don't wanna spoil myself TOO much #Shima speaks

[freshwater--mermaid]

literally every single trait I've seen people call Wyll "boring" for having, are things that others companions have. Like, the favoritism is so transparent it's both pathetic and hilarious

#wyll haters dni #if you dont love wyll block me now #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #people say hes generic for having daddy/mommy issues #bitch thats like half the crew wtf #just be honest and say u only like pale men and move on #these blogs are always swimming in astarion love posts #it's painfully obvious no matter how much they hide behind their 'hes just boring' shield #makes me think of how people ignore women characters and go 'well shes just boring!' #like wake up

[gulski2]

Cody this episode:

#Cody you’re beautiful and I love you #also yes you are #bitch acted fast once realizing though didn’t he? #Crosshair also seems to be plagued by doubts #but is still acting like a piece of shit #do you think that Rex’s mission for the crew will be get Cody out of somewhere? #I might actually die if we have a Rex and Cody interaction #this season is so good so far #the bad batch s2 #the bad batch #bad batch #Star Wars #commander cody

[cheer-me-up-scotty]

You're my favorite booper <3

YOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A COINCIDENCE, DUUUUUDE!!!!!!!

✨ you're my fav booper too ✨

#crew's report #i love you; bitch! get booped! 😘💜

[prommytheus]

biting plywood I LOVE MY FRIENDS

#i love you wendy and gill and clover and cupi and athena and lola and jules and dante and aesop and panglin AND EVERYBODY ELSE #GRAAAAGH #AND THA WHOLE SAPPHIC CREW #YALL ARE LIKE MY BITCHES ™️ WE’RE LIKE THE FRIENDS FROM FRIENDS

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Theodorus: Sit down.

Mozart: Nobody tells me what to do!

MC: Please sit down.

Mozart: *immediately sits down*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp theo #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp theodorus #ikevamp mc #ikevamp incorrect quotes #i love when theo and mozart are. THE cattiest bitches #ill be in my grave before i forget them roasting each other within an inch of their lives #literally the only thing that made it better was isaac going 'for the love of god shut it' out of nowhere #man the way i can imagine sebas in the background like keeping a tally of each banger line for each member of the mansion #you know like in the anastasia movie??? the statistics may surprise you #mozart isaac and theo are in the lead #I call them the Sweet and Salty crew and I think the name is self-explanatory #why ask for salt when you can just tap mozart on the shoulder-- #the second gang is Comte Sebas and Napoleon and I call them Glamorous Petty and Better Than You #will throw down verbally at any point but are not usually the initiators #will say that Comte may seem like a surprising one but like. in my defense #a good 70% of his interactions with people is him just. lowkey roasting under the radar #just because I need a magnifying glass don't mean it don't happen-- #the third group is Leo Dazai and Jeanne--tempted to call them Tall Dark and Spicy #and I feel like they don't have much of an impulse to choose violence so their insults are few and far in between #however. when they hit they hit HELLA and it's amazing #arthur i'm torn because like #he's usually the one shaking his ass to be roasted???? so im not really sure he'd have much of a tally (charles is basically the same) #faust is in Sweet and Salty and I will not be taking any constructive criticism. man is the definition of hot and cold and i love it for him #vlad and shakespeare i will say are in the Glamorous gang #don't bother asking me about vincent because I would never insult the mansion's angel that way. the number is microscopic #he has his own category because he only ever zings Theo or on the very rare occasion he gets pissed #i feel vincent's power level cannot be conveyed by the limits of the mere mortal mind...

[perfectlyripeclementine]

hi this is a permission slip to be whatever identity you want. you wanna be trans but you think you’re not because [REDACTED]? i give you permission. you want to be a woman but you’re not allowed because [ELDRITCH SCREAM]? you’re exempted. permission slip. you might be bisexual if it wasn’t for [404 GENDER NOT FOUND]? i am currently stamping the gay card. point is nobody makes the rules for your gender and sexuality except yourself and if there’s something you want to be then you might just be that thing. and if you try it out and turns out your not? poof!! reverse permission slip. you can go back.

#i see so many asks esp from young people being like #“i mostly identify as X but i pee standing on my right foot every third tuesday of the month” #“can i be X thing?” #bitch YES #there’s already space for you on the sofa #there’s a whole crew who pee in the same stream on 3rd tuesdays #there’s a bar night for it #literally come hang out #anyways #this sounds a bit mocking and it’s not #young queer people figuring out your sexualities/gender/whatever i love yall #just sometimes you don’t need to ask permission!!! you can just be gay!! #whatever variety you want you can just do it! #suck dick! suck pussy! wear mistletoe on your girlcock! #literally it’s all good #anyways love yall #merry crisis #etc

[aha-my-villainous-thoughts]

ASH! There is no one like you. Your art is so BOLD and creative and genuinely awe-inspiring. I admire all the slutty, slutty things you make Ed and Stede get up to, while also making them look so pretty and colorful. So glad we have you in this fandom. 💕

I seriously don't have words 😭😭😭😭 have some memes instead 😭😭😭💖🧡💚💙💜💖

Thank you so much marianne!!! 😭💖💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖😭

#honestly this ask might have broken me a little #i have an unhealthy amount of imposer syndrome #and a general anxiety of shyness around my mutuals and any kind of audience #I'm desperate to make things and share them and i love more than anything hearing people love the things i make as much as i do #I've been in fandom spaces for a really long time #(bitch is old) #and ive never been uplifted like i have by the ofmd fandom 💜💜💜 #I've had my work stolen or traced in previous fandoms #bullied or harassed or made to feel pathetic #and more often than that I've been kinda on my own in a little corner making stuff and easy to ignore/forget #i have a lot of fear about being unwanted or discarded or upsetting people #i just love to draw and get my little rainbow brainworms out into my art #and i love sharing them #and for so long that really was enough #it truly was #but after OFMD? after this crew? after this space of warmth and excitement and growth and queer joy?? #finding connections and making friends and clowning with you and drawing prompts and making memes and being in big bangs and zines?! #getting to illustrate fics and have my art inspire fics?? making friends with my mutuals who write and draw and make beautiful gifs?! #this has been the most fun ive ever had on the internet #and im so grateful #and overwhelmed #and thankful #and just everything altogether all at once #thank you so much

[musubiki]

how was playing hsr? was there anything that you liked in the game and the story?

ITS BEEN AMAZING AS EXPECTED!!!!!!!!! i actually havent played genshin in a while since starting it, i have no motivation to do the filler event while a perfectly good star rail is sitting there waiting to be played :')

but for mechanics, i love they have auto battle so you dont have to nessecarily sit there and invest in every little battle you gotta do....and i love that the resin (resin??) system is a lot more forgiving with a higher cap, lower cost, and allow for overflow...thats nice...i also love that the mc and starter units are very useful. im so emotionally attatched to the star rail crew so im glad they never have to leave my team !!!!

storywise im LOVING IT SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i started playing it at the beginning of spring break 2 weeks ago and im almost all caught up!!! i went through belabog and penacony and now im just doing those leftover intermission main quests which im only now realizing i shouldve done before going to penacony LMAO

and of course.....danmarch....im so soft for them......and also i love sampo i cant wait to see what they do with him

#besides the star rail crew and sampo im not too attatched to anyone else #im very much a (what would happen in canon) type of player so the only units i REALLY want are himeko welt and imbibitor lunae #(and sampo) #everyone else i can go without #so this game is probably gonna be a lot better for my wallet #overall it just like it better than genshin minus the open world part #i like the story and characters...i like that you can play as bad guys while theyre still bad guys???? like blade and kafka??? #cuz in genshin you always gotta redeem them somehow first before theyre playable #not here hueheuhe #also i love that they actually kill off playable characters #(spoilers from here on out) #i know were supposed to be all sad for fireflys death but honestly.......i didnt care about her too much LMAO #i was actually a little annoyed for the secret base part because her base was SO FUCKING DEEP IN ENEMY TERRITORY #i was like (damn bitch how far away is this shit??!) #that by the time we got to the emotional part i was just mad #i never liked characters where the game tries to like....force you to care about them #and its implied you have some super close relationship ESPECIALLY when you havent known them long #now if march died that would be a whole different story #but firefly??? i mean rip but i didnt really know her #im loving the penacony quest so far though #any setting where its like a place of mind tricks and gambling and spending money and sin is always so scary to me #especially the dream within a dream within a dream shit #the mind fuck aspect is always a good plot that i enjoy #i also love that theyre not afraid to upgrade units #like we have dan heng and the dragon dan heng #so characters arnt stagnent forever #everyday i hope we one day get to see a 5-star secret power march #cuz that girl has some shit going on i swear #i just did her luofu memory quest #and those fuckers in the garden of recollection............

[apollos-olives]

i hate microaggressions so much like my life would be so much easier if i just couldn't tell if someone hates me or not

#like if you hate me just say it for the love of fucking god #you didn't have to fucking shame and humiliate me in front of the entire studio crew dude #sat there fucking defending myself alone #and then this bitch came back for seconds later like ohhhh my god just say you hate me. just say it already #stop hiding it behind polite wording and nasty microaggressions please ugh #like what the hell did i even do to you anyway #i'm dealing with enough shit as it is

[rocketrouquine]

"It's not about glory. It's not about gettin' what you want. It's about belonging to something when the world has told you you're nothin'. It's about finding the family to kill for when yours are long dead. It's about letting go of ego for something larger. The crew."

Ok, yes. BUT. *stepping on soapbox*

Excuse me, ok, he got an amazing arc where he changed and I went from despising him (I never hated him, I thought he was entertaining in season 1 but very one note villain) to actually adoring him BUT : telling this speech, like, this is what you were always feeling in your soul ?AHEM ! SIR ! I haven’t forgotten your little lunch on deck in season 1 finale when you were speaking about « Izzy’s revenge » all gleeful and dickish while Ivan and Fang were serving you wine and you threatened WeeJohn with no rations just because he vexed your… yes you guessed it EGO.

Don’t get me wrong I really adore the contradiction and the hypocrisy of it all, it’s very on brand. BUT it was clearly the « I’m gonna die » speech.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #izzy hands #the little bitch #making grand gestures and everything #hello I just discovered the real meaning of it all so I’m going to pretend like I got it all figured it out from the start #without stede you would have never #and still they shat all over stede in this episode ridiculing him and his skills #the shot of the crew from season 1 you all the way in the back my hood sir we can barely see you lolz #hey i still love you man #rip I guess #izzy hands meta

[thiscatisonfire]

I’m seriously considering naming myself Michael after NOT ONE but TWO the magnus archives characters

#tma #the magnus archives #mike crew #michael distortion #spiral/vast aligned bitches love you I am yiu

[soyboywenzie]

for all the parroting about loving evil characters and wishing they were worse and hating the morality argument, team green does not like the fact that their favs aren’t well liked, nor cared about that much 😗

#house of the dragon #hotd #like no one is going to tear alicent from your hands #she ain’t real #none of them are but yall choose them #yall choose to like this characters and defend them so do and don’t get mad when you get eaten up by the majority #‘i’d go on about why I don’t like rhaenyra but id sound like a westerosi peasant.’ ?????? #and that doesn’t concern you??? #you ain’t gotta like her enjoy the characters you want but #AND THIS IS A BIG BUT #but if you are going to admit to hating her for weird ass standards that the book and author are telling you is unjust and unfair than maybe #just maybe. you are the one who missed the point #maybe. just maybe. you hate her because many can recognize the unjust system and nature of Westeros and have no problem with it being killed #maybe you hate that no one cares about your favs past the dance but many do care about the characters you hate?? #or maybe you can’t stand a bad bitch having people who will defend her through everything even if your favs don’t have that #who knows but back to the main plot here #you chose them. you sit here and give whatever argument you want but it’s not a good one and you know it #‘she has bastards?’ the people who want to destroy her created those rumors. #‘she married daemon?’ people who hated him put aside their differences for him because it wasn’t about him #‘she lazy and spoiled.’ your favs son or your fav is literally the same if not worse #you don’t have good arguments none and you all know that #idk but yall have deluded yourselves into thinking the greens were popular #then get hit by the broke baltimore bridge when you remember that not even half the fandom likes these guys #the greens being so unpopular even after the showrunners sent a clean up crew made it clear that the personalities weren’t the issue #sympathetic or not they are the bad guys. they are the antagonists. THEY ARE NOT THE SIDE THE MAJORITY IS ROOTING FOR. #their actions are the reason they aren’t like and they are worse than whatever rhaenyra has done to piss you off #deal with it and love them as villains or wtf up and cry. i don’t know just deal with it without bitching.

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

my friends dont think i care about romance but they are WRONG i care about it so much but thats none of their business

#personal #<- guy who cries when he thinks of being a husband fr #like do u think im a guy named valentine/cupid who runs a gay little lovecore blog and reads romance constantly bc i am indifferent to it ?? #no 😭!!!! i am sappy!! bitch!!!! but im not showing that shit to you its private 😤 #man a literally had a dream the other day about being in love :( take me back 😭😭 like i crew man!! i crode!!!! i want to be silly with #someone and go on little dates with them and curl up jn a bed together and they press their cold feet against my ankles and i wanna wash #their hair and go on weekend trips and shove them when they make me embarrassed and bump my head against their shoulder like a cat and play #with their fingers when we hold hands and make them laugh at inappropriate times and find out all the little things aboit them :( waahhhh #i got a very quiet love man idk.