#bj: -exists-

[remyfire]

I hate him.

#me: i will not cap i will breeze through all of these today and be very calm about it and spend the rest of my time writing #bj: -exists- #me: -grumbles- #bj hunnicutt #frank burns #hawkeye pierce #margaret houlihan #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #bug out #bug out pt 1 #s5e1

[hawkeyeslaughter]

70s ( ish ) duos played by two men who are close friends in real life whose dynamic onscreen represent complicated relationships with an unspoken understanding of a deep bond and devotion to each other . said duos that , in subtle ways , parallel each other . you will rot my mind forever and ever

#is this anything #if you haven’t seen the sting or butch cassidy and the sundance kid what are you DOING #its a blessing that butch cassidy didn’t exist in the 50s because hawkeye would be making sundance kid references mustache bj constantly #stupid western obsessed idiot #anyways GO WATCH BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE STING #they’re just paul newman and robert redford being pretty for ~ two hours what’s not appealing about that #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #trapper john mcintyre #trapper john #bj hunnicutt #hawktrap #traphawk #piercentyre #piercintyre #beejhawk #hunnihawk #butch cassidy and the sundance kid #the sting

[violentviolette]

some of u are telling on urselves in the reblogs of that somno poll and i have to keep reminding myself that as part of the minority species of tumblr users who actually fuck irl i need to leave the forever alone virgins to their hand wringing in peace

#jack.speaks #'its iffy irl' #pls return to this thought after u have been in a long term relationship with the same person for 15+ years #and understand how to communicate #i promise it will seem much less ~morally iffy~ #to wake ur wife up with a bj on a comfy cozy sunday morning #its not that serious i prommy #like legit i think some of u are so deep in the virgin brainrot u forget that long term relationships with decades of communication exist #i know what my wife likes and doesnt like and im deeply intimately familair with her boundaries because weve had *years* of convos #and decades worth of sex to understand one another #like when uve been fucking the same girl for almost half ur life its really not an issue #to fuck her in ways u know she likes to be fucked

[grapecaseschoices]

TAGGED BY @indorilnerevarine to do some MCs on this lovely picrew! [I was going to do my newest babus, my disenchanted mcs too but then I remembered I already did them here; so focusing on my OTHER brainrot with the Infamous kidlets]

Tagging: @galpal95 @ava-du-mortain @aylaaescar  @mt07131  @quinnorion  @narrativefoiltrope @wayhavenots @griffin-wood  @roxaro  @amlovelies @sun-teas @mistyeyedbi  @thee-morrigan   @thelittlestspider  @yes-prisoner  @karolinarodrigueswrites  @straightuppotato-art  @sunshineandviolets @sustainably-du-mortain @sohmiya @ice-knife @icanmakewords @eatingyarn @brother-genitivi @serenpedac and anyone else who wants to do this! [as always NO pressure <3]

[left to right; then top to bottom: Ori, Lala, Alana, Josnel, Hiyam

Summaries below:]

Ori Zhou: lead singer of Gains; will one day juggle during a show and thus giving a heart attack to Orion and causing Iris to roll her eyes to Mars as Rowan dies laughing and Devyn is left fretting over their expired bandmates; Victoria's unintentional sidekick and untentionally learning from Gina what they put Orion through; just wants his BFF back ... definitely made the wrong choice in choosing bus buddies. Lala Sandoval: lead singer of DramaWhore; exasperated and fond of their "little" brothers' antics [Rowan and Seven; but five seconds away from dropkicking the latter] and fond as well as smug about pushing Orion's buttons; lowkey fascinated by the way the new drummer makes them shiver and is looking to get under August's skin. Alana Carita: lead singer of Promised Promises; songwriter and guitar player; has the queerness TSwift fans wish TSwift had and with similar aesthetics; "whether you come as a lover or an executioner --" levels of going through it with Seven Lawless, nothing like realizing you've been in love with your EX-BFF AFTER she it makes clear that she hates you and you realize that you [REDACTED] her life ... just sapphics in love stuff; but at least she can have quiet moments with Rowan and August's hand to hold. When romance sucks, friendship will be the saving grace. Bethany Josnel Coleman: lead singer of The Notations; piano player and singer who is wondering if he should go back singing for the church choir -- he was prepared for drama, but come on!; Aren't they really here for the music? Is tired of having his ex-bf glare holes in his head almost as he is already tired of [REDACTED], take your own advice and leave him alone Seven; at least he finds some moments of peace with a certain loyal fan and her hot cute dad ... moments that most definitely won't be happening again!! [Totally unprofessional and dangerous to blur such lines ... right?] Hiyam Vinke: lead singer of the Vespas; triple threat: but according to ex-Seven that's because they're Obnoxious, Aggressive, and a POS; TEAM BLAKE BURN THIS SHIT TO GROUND [but away from my meteoric rise to success]; in it to WIN and NOT the sentimental hogwash that includes realizing that her parents neglect really DOES hurt her because her annoying fan and her dad keep rubbing their joy in her face [and because there is no Seven to buffer that emptiness] --- that is UNLESS said hogwash comes in the form of Orion's smile, heart-to-blergh-hearts with Rowan, .... and maybe one Victoria Valentine.

#i havent played the update with lala or bj yet so im winging their summaries #picrew: ori zhou #picrew: lala sandoval #picrew: alana carita #picrew: josnel coleman #picrew: hiyam vinke #tag meme #picrew game #meet my infamous mcs #infamous if #grapes chars #i usually do lala chill so i did more of her interview/on stage fit this time #and yes alana does know other colors beyond pink and pastels exist [... her skirt is pink] #also nothing is as funny to me as me realizing that hiyam may become team vic but only after she insulted her and earned 48% with the woman #[my lowest stat with any of the ros so far -- tho i imagine seb is lower but there is a glitch/err0r and i cant see it] #these summaries are both a result of feels and me doing everything besides what im meant to be doing

[thebreakfastgenie]

genuinely even suggesting BJ is anywhere close to Frank's level is insulting

#frank is actually written as a repressed homosexual at least some of the time #AND exists in the era of the show that's actually homoerotic #BJ gives nothing. #mashposting

[variousqueerthings]

my personal favourite potential hawkeye/bj or hawkeyse&bj dynamic is so so dysfunctional and/or does not work out for any number of reasons

I like the fact that mike farrell was talking about walking across america for hawkeye, and that it wouldn't be the same, because I think yeah, the love (be it platonic or otherwise) is real, but they weren't functioning well together by the end of the show

they were highly dependent on one another, but hawkeye had a habit of giving everything of himself until he broke and bj would mess with him and with others, he'd lash out, he'd shut down, he'd not allow that emotional vulnerability and if he did, it was often through undirected anger

so I like the highly dysfunctional very-bad version in which they really try to reconnect and there is no happy ending to it at all, I'm a fan of bastard-bj who still lashes out when things don't align as he needs them to in order to function, but I also like the one that's simply "it was a bad time, and we got through it however we could, and now we're seeing each other again and it's different and awkward, and we don't talk about the war, so there's nothing to talk about, and everything we try to talk about knocks against scar tissue until we end up silent," or even the one where bj and hawkeye write to each other for a few months and then the letters thin out and maybe they see each other at the reunion ten years from now (although maybe bj doesn't come to it, despite saying he would)

big big fan of thank you for existing in this space and time when everything was falling apart, but actually the things I know about you because of the way we met, makes us worse than strangers now

#bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #mash #im really less invested in it as a romantic-or-not nailed down type thing #i like it undefined and hovering and a closure that only exists in the goodbye that happens at the end of the show #everything after that is like deciding when to remove the life-support for good #i also also enjoy bj being good at grand gestures but perhaps worse at maintaining day-to-day mutual support (with peg or with hawkeye) #overall i dont think id write any of this i have other things im more focused on but it's the versions of events that interest me the most #mash meta

[theloopus]

everything in the world is exactly the same so Ed going "you [ditched] me without a note or anything" then getting to read one of the many beautiful and sincere letters Stede started sending him nonstop after their separation? yeah that's beejhawk parallels babey...

#reposting from twitter for the mashtuals. #i am once again so mad that i can't actually webweave this because bj goes to maine exists in our collective consciousness and not in #any like. physical screenshottable form. shame. #but i am of course referring to the letters he sends from california that hawkeye does or doesnt read but definitely feels haunted by befor #bj actually goes to maine. its part of the canon yakno #txt #mash #ofmd

[onekisstotakewithme]

Okay. Okay. The thing about BJ is that he's not a perfect man and he's not a perfect husband, but he wants to be.

He wants to be what Peg wants and needs, and he wants to be faithful because he loves her and it's the right thing to do.

He fucks up, of course he does, his principles and ethics are tested because he's in a fucked-up situation. Do I think being tempted by Aggie or what happened with Donovan would've happened if he'd been safe and happy back in the States with the wife he (canonically) adores? No. I don't.

Literally 70% of his character is how much he loves his wife. That's canon.

He's not perfect, but he loves his wife.

#bj hunnicutt #peg hunnicutt #bj x peg #m*a*s*h #mash #mash 4077 #i'm not condoning what happened #I just don't think 'bj is a wifeguy' and 'hanky panky/war correspondent exist' are mutually exclusive statements.

[ofyorkshire]

I love BJ's easy, good-natured sassing.

#as much as i love bj and eddie meeting in the alley i think i prefer the novel's scene. #they get to talk a little more + we see bj's room *and* learn more about who bj is #he's a sad wisp of a thing but he has more personality than 'sad'. #he's really witty and sweet beneath the posturing and SO freaking strong. smiling and joking despite mourning. #they call me bj [self]; #i'm a space invader [bjisms]; #my friend [eddie dunford]; #not shown: eddie being an insufferable lil homophobe that i will not lie seems to protest too much gshjskgj #dude is so angry about bj's existence and for what #not to be stereotypical but i feel like eddie is so far into the closet he's halfway to mr. tumnus' house #also something about the line ''his shirt was covered in thousands of small stars'' wrenches at my heart #idk why but oh. i have so many emotions about bj + stars

[remyfire]

On this episode of Everybody Loves Hawkeye, he continues to find himself as the hero in a Why Choose? romance novel

#oblivious man continues to be gazed at by every man in existence #this is going into all of my ship tags for my own pleasure so if it bothers you that this is in your searched ship tag do not yell at me #hawkeye pierce #father mulcahy #francis mulcahy #bj hunnicutt #charles winchester #charles emerson winchester iii #hawkahy #hunnihawk #hawkchester #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #s8e8 #private finance

[gfbillpotts]

its so funny to me seeing people shocked by the penises in trg bc as soon as i found out this was a danny mcbride production i guess my brain already assimilated that dicks would be a currency and so ive never batted an eye when they came

#the righteous gemstones #trg #i think the only two times i was shocked was in the keefe sensory tank scene and the bj bathtub scene #but it was more like oh shit theyre actual actors on the show and im seeing their junk #then i remembered prosthetics exist and moved on

[amrv-5]

I write ridiculous things. Anyway thanks to @mashbrainrot and @pomegranate for allowing me to shamelessly lift some of their ideas for my latest nonsense, 10K of a fic in which not much happens besides a sex injury and a series of inappropriate jokes about Watergate.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46950466

#beejhawk #hawkeye/bj #my fic #genuinely don't have much to say abt this other than that it exists and I had fun writing it

[youngpettyqueen]

basically rewriting my own tags here but. AU where The Joker is Wild is a more serious character exploration of BJ set in season 4

this got quite away from me and also long so. under the cut to save ur dashes

the point of the episode here would be to establish BJ more as his own character early on, by directly dealing with the idea of him being jealous of Trapper, and resentful of being compared to him. it also makes for an isolated sort of feel with him- he hasn't built these connections with the rest of the cast yet, and this is a cast who knew Trapper and so far dont really know him. by taking this more seriously it allows for some exploration of BJ's character, some room for him to grow, an opportunity for him and Hawkeye to strengthen their bond, and even some room to drop hints for the anger the bubbles underneath the surface for him

it starts off fairly similarly- BJ pranking Hawkeye and Hawkeye not being particularly impressed, leading to him launching into reminiscing about the "golden days" of him and Trapper's schemes. its implied here that this is something Hawkeye does often; comparing BJ to Trapper, often unfavourably, often bringing up how Trapper did things better and how he misses that. Hawkeye doesnt mean any harm here, he's just trying to reminisce and handling his best friend's departure as best he can, but this understandably still gets under BJ's skin. BJ, clearly unhappy, promises to show Hawkeye he's just as good as Trapper was, maybe even better. Hawkeye, not seeing that BJ is legitimately upset here, doesnt take it too seriously and just wishes him luck

no bet element. nobody else is in on it. BJ is still new to the 4077 and hasn't quite found his footing yet, further cementing his insecurities related to where he stands with everyone. he starts off small, simple, harmless. gag cigars, swapping the salt and the sugar and the like. Hawkeye continues to be unimpressed, goading BJ on, not realizing BJ is genuinely getting more and more upset and therefore not taking him seriously. until finally BJ starts to get outright mean, lashing out more obviously, and Hawkeye realizes something might actually be wrong. still, he doesnt think much of it- he doesnt know BJ, he doesnt know him angry, and he decides to wait until he's cooled down to talk to him about it and see what's up

well, that doesnt happen. Potter sits BJ down in his office at one point and tells him he needs to knock off the childish tantrum and speak up if something's upsetting him. he points out BJ's been lashing out at everyone, acting uncharacteristically mean, and watching Hawkeye be bombarded with a bunch of pranks is exhausting. he warns BJ to stop now before he goes too far. BJ agrees, but then typical sort of TV show dialogue moment- leaves the office and says to himself "after I get him with this one"

one last prank and then he's done. its all harmless, after all, he'll just get this last one out of his system and then this all becomes a funny memory. except that's not what happens. something goes wrong. it was supposed to be harmless, of course it was supposed to be harmless, but something goes wrong and Hawkeye ends up hurt. he was told to stop, he didnt listen, and now his best friend is hurt and its all his fault. nobody will even let him help, and he cant even blame them

once things settle, thats when they lay into him. Potter is the most livid anyone's ever seen him, nearly rips his damn head off because he fucking told him so. Margaret is furious, demanding what the hell's wrong with him, and Mulcahy's right beside her. even Klinger and Radar look ready to kill, Klinger holding Radar by the shoulders while Radar demands how anyone could do something like that to someone like Hawkeye. and BJ's feeling so horrible, so guilty, so angry at himself, it all just rushes out of him. he's so sick of being compared to Trapper, so sick of everyone treating him like he's just Trapper's replacement, all he wanted was to show them that he isn't just a sub-par replacement. he just wanted to be respected as his own person, he just wanted the comparisons to stop, he just wanted to stop being stuck in the shadow of someone he never even met. at this point BJ storms off before they can say anything else, goes to the only place he can go; the Swamp

that doesnt make it right, of course. but that forces some reflection. it makes a bit more sense, now. and the others can reflect on that- its implied they've been doing it, too. comparing BJ to Trapper. they comment on it a bit- Margaret saying she sometimes does it without thinking in OR, Klinger agreeing that he's brought it up when BJ reacts to one of his outfits differently than Trapper did, etc. Potter understands BJ's anger, having struggled with slotting in himself, especially seeing as he's replacing a dead man. everyone's anger softens a bit

meanwhile, BJ finds Frank in the Swamp, the only one that didnt tear him a new one. Frank, for his part, is completely unbothered. says he's on BJ's side, actually. says Hawkeye needed to be humbled. BJ snaps back that that wasn't the point, and Frank asks him what the point of it all was, then. and BJ starts to explain like he did to the others, but it starts to fall apart. and he admits that maybe it became about just taking his anger out on Hawkeye, because he didnt want to talk about it, didnt want to admit how much it hurt. he knows Hawkeye misses Trapper, and he's not mad at him for that, he just wishes Hawkeye would see him for him, see him for a real friend, not just a cookie cutter replacement. Frank makes a remark about how he definitely did their friendship no favours by putting him in the infirmary. BJ, wallowing in his guilt, agrees and makes his exit. one of those instances where frank is unintentionally and obliviously kinda deep?

bit of a time jump. its been a few days. Hawkeye's fine, recovering without a problem- it wasn't anything serious. BJ hasn't gone by, though. things are tense between him and the others, and he feels way too guilty to see Hawkeye. finally, he's eating his lunch in the Swamp, really just avoiding everyone, when Hawkeye comes in with his own tray. he parks himself right beside BJ and asks if he plans on talking to him about it, or just avoiding him forever. BJ tries to say there's nothing to talk about, but Hawkeye doesnt let him off the hook

so, they have a heart to heart. BJ opens up, admits how he hates how much he's compared to Trapper, admits he feels this ridiculous jealousy towards him. explains that he just wants Hawkeye to see him as his own person, as a friend, but he feels like every time Hawkeye looks at him he's just seeing Trapper in his place. he says he's done a lousy job at being the friend he wants to be seen as, and that he's been fucking stupid, and apologizes

Hawkeye, for his part, agrees that BJ's acted stupid. but he goes on to say that he himself was acting stupid, because he didnt see how much he was hurting BJ by constantly comparing him to Trapper. he admits he's struggling with Trapper's departure, and that he misses him a lot, but he also knows thats no excuse for the comparisons. he apologizes for making BJ feel like he was nothing more than Trapper's replacement, and tells him in no uncertain terms that he does like him a lot for who he really is, and values him as a friend. he promises to stop comparing BJ to Trapper, so long as BJ promises to stop with the pranks- at least, the pranks on him. BJ agrees, and they shake on it, both of them smiling now

an undetermined amount of time later, Frank is the victim of a devastating prank by the both of them. while he rages on, Hawkeye and BJ fall into each other laughing hysterically. their friendship has come out of this stronger than ever, and we end on an optimistic note

#mash #bj hunnicutt #because this is mostly BJ character analysis #again the concept of him being jealous over Trapper and even resentful of him could've been so interesting #if it was done well #which. The Joker is Wild is not done well #it makes no sense for it to happen in season 11 #and I just really fucking hate the fanon Trapper Complex #BJ barely brings Trapper up #Hawkeye really doesnt compare the two all that often #there's no canon evidence that this 'complex' exists #and this isnt my take on a Trapper Complex ok #this is just my take on what if The Joker is Wild was written better #and explored the idea of BJ being jealous over Trapper in a meaningful way #at a better time in the series when it would've actually made sense to have that as a plotline #rather than as a weird gag episode in the very last season #can you tell I just skipped over the episode in my rewatch lmao

[ezrasimp]

just started season 7 today and freaked out because somehow i'd completely forgotten that this is the intro to The Moustache

#m*a*s*h #bj hunnicutt #i saw the new opening with him and his moustache and went omfg yeah!! that exists now!! #text post #mash #mash tv show

[kudamono94]

Black Jack Media Compilation List

So a while ago I made this post here asking if anyone had seen a link to and/or might know where to find the Black Jack ONA episodes online since I have been going through the anime portion of the franchise, and I had yet to find any place online to stream said episodes.

That said, thanks to the much appreciated help from @jesidres as well as @tiredmoth-cryptid (which I am forever grateful for btw; seriously thank you so, so much I can’t tell you how much finding out about this information has made this past week for me), I have indeed discovered that the ONA episodes are not only still online via torrent sites like nyaa.si and bakabt, but that you can also stream them on the site bilibili as well!

However, as nice as this is, through the help of @tiredmoth-cryptid I have also found a multilanguage media compilation list created by the twitter user @Rikiishiapple for just about every piece of Black Jack media that exists, which is as follows:

 https://black-jack.carrd.co/

Said list not only provides the links to the various anime, games, manga, etc. of Black Jack that have existed over the years, but it also has links to copies of the original Japanese versions as well as the media in other languages such as Spanish, English, and Chinese (although it also has many more aside from these languages as well).  That said, after going through the list, I have found the vast majority of the links to still be in working condition, but even if there are broken links listed, I still wanted to share this list because this franchise isn’t very well known where I live, and with help from others, the community might be able to find updated links to replace the broken ones (especially for the links to media in languages other than English)

As such, if you do indeed find said updated links, please consider contacting the original twitter user (again, @Rikiishiapple) so that they can update this compilation list as they wish!  Otherwise, thank you so much again to @jesidres and @tiredmoth-cryptid for your help in my search for the ONA episodes, and if you read this post all the way, I hope you have a wonderful day~

#Black Jack #Black Jack ONA Episodes #Tezuka Star System #Kudamono94's Texts #Btw if anyone reading this has seen another BJ media compilation list like Rikiishiapple's or has made one themselves #PLEASE don't hesitate to add onto this post either in a reblog or in the comments! #I didn't just make this new post to update on the ONA episodes existence online; rather I wanted to spread the word about them being online #as well as to share this list with anyone just getting into either Black Jack or Tezuka's stuff in general :) #After all these lists are usually very useful on their own but are also quite useful to people like me who live in an area where Tezuka's #stuff is hard to find/is not very well known #So if reading this post has helped you find what you are looking for please make sure to share your thanks with the OP on Twitter for #making this list to begin with :3

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

heheh i gave bojack a mistress and when i brought up one of his ex it knew i meant ana xd im jus amused it called her a witch

#bojack horseman #ana is a witch lol #the show wanted us to sympathize with her but like she assaulted him so no #also was thinking of how she kinda isolated him from pc which is kinda spooky to think about #yaeh yeh ai bad but i have fun with the rp ones ..i find it diff than ai art as it exists to enterain me. and ithere are no active bj rpers