#bones' bitching hours

[mistergreatbones]

ppl really treat duke like a background character in his own family

#batfam #duke thomas #bones' bitching hours #same for cassie

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

*slaps self insert* this bitch can fit so much stupid

#self insert hours yeehaw #self insert #fnaf self insert #self shipping #they r stupid ur honor #sun n moon are in a competition to see who can be the most obvious before Rabbit the Daycare Assistant catches on #fnaf sun x y/n #fnaf moon x y/n #fnaf sun x oc #fnaf moon x oc #fnaf daycare oc #daycare assistant rabbit #oh shit its babbit #bones of a rabbit #also rabbit uses she/her and they/them #doodles #sketches #i drew this as an excuse to draw an absolutely no thoughts brain empty expression and also nervous breakdown sun #also those r tumbleweeds. on th Brain Cam #bc that bitch empty

[okkennymay]

Speaking of said dad, he went on a lil mini 10 day holiday across the country to Perth to sight see nature and go on a boat ride to see some Orcas (he's retired, it's his way of getting out the house and not turning into an old man potato, and comes back with hundreds of photos of landscapes, plants and flowers and points of historical interests to show my Mum and I, with cool facts and stories in a slideshow~)

Unfortunately i was still sick at the time and didn't get the chance to join my mum in dropping him off at the airport, let alone the chance to give him a big 'ol hug before he left- so I drew him this ��

You can't escape the 'Ken hugs.

#fun fact I actually have mild OCD when it comes to hugs especially with family members #sometimes they have to deal with me hugging them many times over until its right #and if I don't hug them before they leave I get anxious as hell #it used to be to the point of panic attacks- my brain would tell me because I didn't hug them they will die before I see them again #and they would never know how much I love them #Family gatherings are a hug fest- my family and their partners know the moment I bust through the door I must run the circuit #everyone gets hugged and neither of us have a choice in the matter #at least it's hugs and not something else like turning on and off the lights a number or times or closing and opening doors or some such #sure hug OCD sounds nice but when it's been like 5 minutes and 15 hugs it's not fun for either party-it's better these days but it took wor #or running out the door to your sisters car because the hug wasn't right and they're about to drive off and if I don't catch them in time- #-I'd cry for hours feeling dread and anxiety down to my bones until i end up sick and in bed- that's not so nice #the brains a bitch

[qjaiden]

i love getting to know people because i always feel like in another universe we were something else, you know? in another universe you were my best friend and i was your best man at your wedding, in another universe you weren't just my friend but maybe a lover, in another universe we were two cats of the same litter, in another universe you were the sun and i was a flower

#in another life me and amalia were little critters around a meadow who watched the stars together #in another life me and lacy were neighbors who stayed at each others place for hours #in another life me and thes are two old men who sit on a porch and bitch and complain #in another life me and clings were elementary school friends #in another life me and cyrus were probably mabel and dipper pines if ill be real #in another life areus and i were two saplings who were planted next to each other #and in some life i was lukes rib bone hope this helps #in another life me and sock were lil animals at da circus #trinketz trinket

[spocksgotemotions]

hand flapping isn’t usually my stim of choice, but when you get a good hand flap going there really is nothing quite like it

#captain’s own #dumb bitch hours #I normally pinch my palms or dig my nails into my skin #occasionally I bite #but when you get to a point in hand flapping where it feels like you got no bones? #that’s the good shit

[hella1975]

AND TAKE ME DOWN TO THE RIVER 😫👇🏼 AND BATHE ME CLEAN 🧼😰 PUT ME ON THE BACK OF YOUR WHITE HORSE🧍🏻‍♀️🐎 TO RIDE ALL THE WAY TO THE CHAPEL ➡️🙏🏼 LET YOU WASH ALL OVER ME 💦😏 YEAH 👍🏼

#family tree moment!! where are my family tree posts!!! helloooooooo!!!! rise and shine daughters of cain!!!! it's silly hours!!!! #THEY SAY HEAVEN HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED AND BABY HELL DONT SCARE ME IVE BEEN TIMES BEFORE <3 #christ forgive these bones ive been hiding......... AND THE BONES IM ABOUT TO LEAVE LMFAOOOOOOO SIKE BITCH! #ethel cain

[stealingyourbones]

Re: you are playing half-life

1) GOOD IT'S GREAT, needs a bigger fandom outside hlvrai. Also maybe look into Black Mesa- the fan made modern remake that is *absolutely beautiful,* one of the few games that would probably actually be worth $60, but is actually only $20, and is a faithful recreation with modern technology.

2) siren pups are called houndeyes! Headcrabs are probably p obvious, but also, the squid face dogs are bullsquids, and the three-armed aliens are vortigaunts!

3) pleas don't slander my boy Barney Calhoun like that he's just a security guard not a cop and in fact is canonically, actively anti-cop/anti-facist in HL2 please he doesn't deserve to have his game rejected like that PLEASE LOVE MY BOY-

Ok im sorry that's all I'm done I'm just passionate about these games I hope u enjoy them ok bye <3

!!! Oh bro you’re so good!! I absolutely LOVE people talking about things they’re passionate about and have a bunch of facts to share!!!!

I KNOW THE NAME OF THE HOUNDEYES NOW!!! Today is a good day :)

I shall play Blue Shift then fuck yeah!!! Was just about to start Half Life 2 so I’m glad I found that out beforehand and play everything in series! I’m absolutely gonna check out that fanmade game that sounds so cool!

As a kid I was pretty much fully isolated from video games as a whole and honestly it’s been a BLAST playing games that are spoiled or well known for many but completely unknown for me! I finished playing the Portal series a few weeks ago and MAN I now know why it is on such a high pedestal!! The games are wonderful and the characters are absolutely iconic. Currently going through well known earlyish PC games, the Doom games, Portal, Half-Life, and slowly chugging my way through chronologically so I can see how video gaming as a whole progressed and evolved! It’s so neat! It’s really hard trying to play a few games though, lots of games expect you to know a lot of stuff so I have to watch lots of videos to make sure I’m not forgetting a Super Important button that does a Super Important Game Mechanic. It’s so cool tho!!!! I’m having such a great time!!!!!!! Thanks for the ask my guy!! :D

#bones replies #if ANY of y’all have reccomendations for games PLEASE tell them to me!!! #y’all I didn’t realize games were so expensive it’s WILD but understandable for like super well crafted and long games but WOW!!! #is cool tho! #first game I ever played on PC was Manual Samuel to get a feel for controls… my biggest mistake #Half-Life #half life is such a blast and it’s funky and fun!!! #I’ve only accidentally broken the maps twice but both were fixable by reloading saves #the F6 key is a lifesaver dude #I’m so bad at games because I really don’t understand what I’m doing but I’m having so much fun!!!! #took me 37.6 hours to finish Half-Life on hard! google says it should take me 12 hours #but I’m getting better!!!! #tutorials that half life games give you beforehand are SO nice dude!!!! it’s really cool because I don’t know shit #I’m rambling but dudE #that fuckin god raspy ass bitch suitcase man with the green portals #idk who he is and I’ve made it my MISSION to not search up his name until I’ve fully completed the series bc- #people go INSANE when I describe him as the crusty dusty suitcase motherfucker and I want to keep myself in my Unknown State because- #I want the true comedy of whatever I’m saying to hit me then. #i don’t care WHAT that suitcase fuck is. he’s a lil bitch who owes Gordon rent money from sending him to stasis without closing his lease #I’m super excited about these funky vide of games if u can’t tell

[apatheticlexicographer]

MOTHERFUCK i did not realize how much those antidepressants made me feel physically psychologically and dare i say spiritually like a peat mummy

literally 2 days off them and i've experienced more joy, lucidity, motivation and general good vibes than i did in the whole 2 months i was on them 😭😭

#now granted i did only sleep for 3 hours #but i felt more refreshed and energized today than i ever did when the pills forced me into 8 hours of pseudo-death a night #MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE IS BACK TO NEVER SHUTTING TF UP #it was practically bones for so long oml #i'm usually annoyingly verbose but i was only able to say like 5 words at a time before i forgot how to end my sentence #yeah i'm prolly gonna lose the rose tinted glasses in a few days when the novelty wears off but for now #it's so nice to feel like myself and not like a lobotomized skinwalker trying to wear my own mannerisms convincingly #(obvsly they help some ppl or they wouldn't be an option to prescribe but GOD they fit my brain chemistry as well as a fork fits an outlet) #<<<<<<I CAN DO THAT AGAIN!!! I MISSED MY STUPID METAPHORS AND MY BAD PUNS AND MY SLIGHTLY OUT OF POCKET JOKES #i was fucking trying but it fundamentally doesn't work if u Try #yoda moment but whatever #yippeee #god did they fucking '''cure''' my ADHD instead of my depression #ok if this is what some ppl's experience of ADHD meds is like then the 'they made me feel like a robot' thing makes a LOT more sense #personally they just make me feel like. yk that one comic abt ADHD with the dog metaphor #yeah amphetamines my beloved let me hold the leash rather than becoming a human dogsled to the whims of my psyche #actually i think i was rather uncharitable to my current dream mask normal pills #i just happened to get mega bitch burnout for 3 months and then spend 2 in the aforementioned peat bog where souls go to die #when not impeded by outside circumstances i think they actually are completely fine #maybe not QUITE as agressively effective as my previous prescription but the ritalin was str8 up harsh #i tried it again for a week and it made my heart beat like it was being powered by a caffienated hamster #but when i used to take it i was already experiencing Real paranoid gerbil anxiety so it just kinda blended in #i only noticed the Severe Health Issue i got bundled as a side effect #and i keep having to remind myself not to go rose-tinted abt how bad it rlly was in retrospect #do i just need to leave a sticky note on my mirror like 'hey dumbass that was NOT a net positive period of ur life' #lexi stfu challenge

[regular-lord-reckoner]

well, in some good news i think i salvaged my hair and it turns out the provider i hate doing charts for more than goddamn anything has decided she no longer needs my services, lol

i'm free!!!

#it's just two providers again and referrals #it used to take HOURS to do those charts #and literally for no other reason than this provider needs to feel powerful #she's just known for doing this kind of thing like you can be doing the best job ever #do everything exactly the way she asks #and yet she'll find something that you are just doing horrendously wrong!!! #and she's bitching to my manager every other day about something i didn't do that should have been done!!!!! #all while refusing to use my name #she calls me 'the scribe' #she knows full and goddamn well who i am and what my name is she just needs me to know my place #which is also why she'll never communicate with me directly or just tell me what she wants #but goes running to our manager to whine and cry #which just kills me because one of the other providers i do charts for is also known to be pretty tough #he'll complain at the drop of a hat if something's even slightly not the way he wants it #and has no bones whatsoever about voicing his dissatisfaction over something #and yet in all the time i've done his charts he's only ever asked me to call him once #and it was just to ask me to start putting in something extra that i hadn't been trained to #but other than that everything was perfect! #and as far as i know he's never had a bad word to say about me or the job i'm doing so like....mmkay #and all my managers know too that this is bs and that i do good work #literally whenever one of my managers has to deal with this shit you can tell she's exasperated by this provider #and sometimes we'll be on the phone with each other combing through a chart and both of us are like #'yeah i can't for the life of me figure out what the fuck she's talking about' #so.....yeah #very very very happy to not have to do charts for her anymore #good riddance!!! #:3

[raveartts]

ooougfghfghhhh oh no I have to prepare myself for my parents seeing The Dragon tomorrow

#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it could either go really well or it could end with me trying not to cry #my mom is going to bitch about the clouds though I just know it #or they're gonna be all questioning about the scales like just go stand where the light hits it right smh #... maybe it's because I've been looking at it for hours on end #but I can't even tell if it's a good painting anymore #I both love it but i am also sick to death of it and I can feel every little mistake in my bones #this is why I generally refuse to spend more than 3 hours on any drawing in general #you didn't see me using general twice in one sentence okay #anyways my mom was all 'I'm only painting your room because I want to see you make a pretty dragon' #so like. goddamn I HOPE this is pretty enough for her #or else I'll feel really bad about all that work she did painting my room #I can never tell what she'll like or what she won't #rave rambles

[mistergreatbones]

Hate when people make Obi-Wan incompetent in their Codywan fics. Not only is Obi a grown man, but he’s also a Jedi and a father. I assure you he knows how important resting and staying healthy is to be able to his insanely important job that requires him to be cognizant and analytical, and does not need Cody to force him to go to bed or the medbay. Additionally, Cody was created to serve the Jedi and is a Marshall Commander and one function of his job is to manage people. Cody deserves an equal partnership and not being a babysitter.

#leo says shit #codywan #commander cody #obiwan kenobi #bones' bitching hours

[unimportantweirdo]

bus doesn't run during holidays so i won't be able to really go anywhere without ending up in pain

#i could go to the beach but its still cold as fuck #the walk into town is about half an hour #which is a long time when your bones hate you #and your hip in particular is a bitch #i already feel trapped #i rely on the bus so much #more than my housemates because i cannot walk into town then around town and then back home and be fine #tomorrow im going to the cinema with them and i am going to struggle

[doctormage]

I had to basically re-pierce my nose last night and that mf still hurts. like CALM down bitch

#my old nose stud SUCKED and was connnnnstantly falling out #but I’ve gone for a bit w no stud in there before so I was like whatever #I couldn’t find it yesterday so I went to put in one of my old ones (that does not fall out lol) #and the bitch was like no. shan’t #so I had to get a nose bone stud and poke around until it went through it was NOT fun #but that was like fuckin 15 hours ago. why is she still mad #this piercing is 10 years old this fall. I’m too old for this

[missing-her-hour]

Kibaw ka sa experience (not personal) and observation lang nako ha kay kaning crush crush sa hs kay fleeting kaayo, dali kaayo ma wala dali kaayo ma fade kay hormones man gud kasagaran. After one school year (some a few months, some weeks) kay wala na. Dali ra gyud kaayo. Gamayng turn off, gamayng smile sa laing tao, gamayng time away, wala na. Wala na. Wala na. Human sa akoa lang kay kaning "crush" nako kay at least ma panindigan nako gamay kay kibaw ka naka last na ni siya ug one school year and beyond then I find other people physically attractive all the time, I enjoy other people's company, I spend weeks and months away from this person, but until now kay ganahan man gihapon ko niya. Even when I tried to push it down or deny it. Until now ganahan man ko niya. And kibaw man sad ko na the way I feel affection is not immediate. Bisag sa little sister nako kay wala man ko ka kita niya then immediately na endeared ko. Like no joke my first reaction was that oh. That's a baby. My baby sister. Facts. And the active thought and desire to love her. So kahibaw ko na even tho dili extreme or immediate. I can love. I can build love, I can learn love, so long as I care about them. And I know I care about her cause genuinely I have never felt so worried for a person to the point where I felt it physically. Then akong smile kay almost dili nalang mawala when naa siya murag boang like a smitten little bug. Then I want her happy and cared for like I genuinely think she deserves the world. Anyways even tho I know I feel these things and she's admitted she likes me too (which, btw, ??!??!?) ma hadlok gihapon ko kay what if hormones ra. What if temporary ra. What if maka move on siya cause my pace is torturously slow (but dear god I swear it's steady) and naay lain tao na mas interesting, mas charming, mas active, someone prettier and funnier and smarter and kinder and more charismatic that will sweep her off her feet. Like I have no basis to stand on to say that doubts are unfounded right. God I'm so so fucking. I'm a lot of things huh. I'm scared I'm insecure I'm a coward I'm a fool I'm naive I'm so fucking stupid with her djbdbd

#god this will repeat again and again and again #I don't feel assured yet I myself don't assure her of anything #Because I'm a coward. A fucking coward and a fool probably #Cause what if she doesn't care this much yk #To her this is a fun crush thing to me it's literally crushing my bones #Well not literally #my point. #emotions are a bitch and their favorite hour is 11:00 pm #Yup here we go again

[cats-and-airplanes]

Not a day goes by that I don't mourn my ability to wear whatever the fuck shoes that I want.

#oooh i dont think my insoles will fit in those... #if i only wear the heels for a few hours where im mostly sitting I should be all right... #bitch ass joints and bones can't just be cool can they?

[stealingyourbones]

DPXDC Playlist: DeadOnMain

DeadOnMain (Jason/Danny). Cover Art created by StealingYourBones (me)

Requested by: Me. I found so many songs that fit while I was searching for songs to add that I couldn't NOT make one.

Description: DPXDC Playlist. Lots of "We're fucked up and died many times over and bonded over it." and just funky rock songs

First of all, I want to inform y'all that the main genre of music I listen to is rock. Jazz and Rock will pop up in almost every Playlist I create. If ya don't vibe with the genre; Sorry but these might not be the playlists for you.

Songs I want to clarify why I added:

Chelsea Danger by The Fratellis: The song fits the vibes. It's upbeat, bright, and is one of those songs where you legally have to happily tap the beat on your steering wheel as you drive. It's chaotic and in your face. To me, that gives me enough of a reason to add it. If the River was Whiskey by Spin Doctors: My brain vaguely connects the lyrics with the waters of the Lazarus Pit.

Ænema by TOOL: Simply replace "L.A." with Gotham. It's a Wonderful Jason Todd song. Sleep by They Might Be Giants: The genre is a bit different than the rest of the songs on this playlist but simply look at the lyrics. It's a Perfect Jason Todd song.

#bones playlist #tw gore #tw blood #gonna masterlist this when I post them all :) #Spotify #deadonmain #Jason/Danny #bones art #BEHOLD THE SYMBOLISM BITCHES #I SPENT 2 HOURS AGONIZING OVER WHAT TO DRAW #LOOK HOW WELL IT TURNED OUT #IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF