#both literally and also tired of pretending to be interested in hp anymore when customers talk about it

[random-jot]

We as a society need to get over hary potter and back into BATMAN

no more swivel stands in shops with hp merchandise on it, we have progressed past the need

Sick of kids, and frankly too many adults, coming into a shop and going ‘wOw, hArRy PoTtEr’ - which is the incorrect reaction to seeing HP stuff, it should be ‘ugh, still?’

I dream of a world wheee they enter a shop and go ‘WOW, BATMAN!,’ which is the correct reaction to seeing Batman stuff, always

And I’m talking, Batman TAS style, cartoon, y’know not afraid to be a bit campy, not so broody that it’s not really for kids anymore, but still broody enough to be very cool and badass. Y’know, I’m talking BATMAN

Take that purse with Dobbt on it and get it outta here. Make it a purse with TWO-FACE on it. He has. A two sided coin. Perfect character to have on a purse

Have coasters with Riddles on them for The Riddler. Swap out that Ron & Hermione locket for a Harlivy one.

A Penguin themed kids umbrella.

Joker Jigsaw.

A torch with the bat-signal on it.

Bane.

Just. just have Bane.

There’s so much good Batman stuff out there we gotta. We gotta have more BATMAN.

hp is OUT. BATMAN is IN.

Who cares about your hog warts house, which member of the BAT-FAM would you be?

In conclusion, I work in a shop that has a Hp swivel stand and I’m sick of it, plus I’ve been getting more into BATMAN lately. It’s freakin’ bats 🦇 and it’s cool af

BATMAN would respect your pronouns

Bring back BATMAN. Whoo.

#rambling jot #I just think that Batman #I am tired #both literally and also tired of pretending to be interested in hp anymore when customers talk about it #Batman #Gotham #batman rogues #Harley Quinn #poison Ivy #bane #joker #the penguin #two face