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box-off · 2 days
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Vortigaunts should be real and I should smoke weed with them.
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i know we all didn't ever believe the rumors but it still feels so good to WIN and have Taynick back for the sequel and be fucking IN LOVE the past 48 hours. like embarrassing for anyone who thought otherwise we're getting another fucking 2+ years of their nonsense.
Matthew having to do another movie with taynick and their antics
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bigassbowlingballhead · 16 hours
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CHEST HAIR
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WE THANK YOU FOR THESE GIFTS WE HATH RECEIVED.
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we should also be horny for Casey McQuiston. they are clearly living their best nonbinary life currently and look ridiculously hot all the time. they are horny royalty
no okay cmq is fucking hot. they had me questioning everything last night. do i want to be them or fuck them
idk, both probably.
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box-off · 1 month
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He's so cartoonishly evil, I love him
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bigassbowlingballhead · 2 months
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https://x.com/vibrantsaturnn/status/1766959398474150341?s=20 im actually dead like it was a nice life
this is fine. I'm totally fine about this.
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box-off · 6 months
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I love him so much, i want to see him suffer and cry in pain
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box-off · 1 month
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Postal dude and women opinion:
HE DOESN'T NEED A GIRLFRIEND IN THE END!!
That was the part that always bothered me in Postal Movie and Postal 3. Why is he getting a girl in the end? I mean, there is NEVER any chemistry between them! It's like, the "Oh shit, what is cool? Having a girlfriend?? GIVE HIM A GIRLFRIEND!!" and they just take a random person and boom, now Dude (the hot guy) has a girl to be around with (the hot girl). While Dude looked absolutely PATHETIC the whole time up until the end when he becomes the hottest man on earth and every woman wants him.
Don't get me wrong, the Postal Movie girl? She's cool! She's badass, she's awesome! But WHERE DID SHE CAME FROM?? Okay, barista at the cafeteria, I get it, but Dude saw her, what, like 3 times? That's not enough to have any emotional connecting with a person! But okay, I can excuse it with the fact that there was a nuke blowing up the city, he just saw his uncle die, nobody cares at this point about anything, might as well spend the time with a cool ass girl who you just met. Like, it's alright compared to Postal 3 WHICH IS OMFG WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON-
That's what I like about Postal 4 so much. Did Dude find a cool girl who kicks ass? Yes!! Did they meet? Yes! Did they got together in the end? No. They at maximum had sex and then she saved him, before disappearing into thin air. And even she made more sense than ANY OTHER "POSTAL BABE" THAT POSTAL HAD BEFORE TO PAIR WITH DUDE. (Also, hey Dude, mind talking about that choking kink you have going on there?)
Next game? I expect him to have hot gay sex in the next game! But no boyfriend in the end either, just hot gay sex.
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bigassbowlingballhead · 3 months
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what's your favorite nicktaylor picture??
Anything where Taylor looks at Nick like this
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box-off · 8 months
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Was really sleepy yesterday and decided to play Postal 4. Spent 15 minutes laughing at the "my hero!" doodle by the fucking Hatred guy apparently??
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box-off · 6 days
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Dude is a gamer in denial
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Favorite pics of hairy TZP
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That feels like a good stopping point
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i need him carnally.
he's such a strange little dude i love him
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box-off · 10 months
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is it me or is this really what happens on tumblr with the tf2 fan base?? Just so you know, I love you all guys for this vibe
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bigassbowlingballhead · 4 months
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babe did i just read that you were personally banished to horny jail by cmq??! i need details!
My greatest accomplishment
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bigassbowlingballhead · 5 months
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rewatched rwrb the other day and the most underrated part is definitely Henry joking in the texts that Alex knocked him up and Alex just being like yeah what a straight bro thing to do. Like Henry was really risking it all there he could have only been more obvious if he had directly asked Alex via texts to actually fuck him
asking him to fuck him would have been less gay actually
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