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llama-head · 2 years
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[Coach Kelly] Boys, we got here today through a lot of teamwork, resilience, and just sheer will. No matter what happens today I am proud of each and every one of you. I want you to remember that. This is your senior year and I want this to be a positive memory for all of you, win or lose. You’ll all go on to be productive members of society with the skills you’ve learned here. So let’s go out there and win today!
[Autumn] That was so fucking beautiful Coach.
[Coach Kelly] Put a sock in it Lanes.
[Autumn] Damn.
[Jax] You still want us to win though, right?
[Coach Kelly] Of course! But, y’know, I don’t want to put too much pressure on you.
[Autumn] I perform best under pressure.
[Coach Kelly] Strike two. 
[Autumn] What? What was wrong with that? I do!
[Felix] Autumn, dude shut the fuck up. 
[Autumn] You guys are so mean to me.
[Rory] It’s cause we love you.
[Felix] It is?
[Brandan] News to me.
[Ian] What was that about teamwork, Coach?
[Coach Kelly] You all bully Autumn as a team, quite wonderfully.
[Autumn] I hate this fucking team, I’m glad the season is over.
[Felix] You’re going to be the first one to cry.
[Autumn] No, I never cry.
[Rory] Oh bro, you gotta let those feelings out.
[Ian] No wonder you’re so insufferable. 
[Coach Kelly] Alright, alright boys, that’s enough. We don’t want Autumn to sabotage the game or something. Let’s get out there and have fun!
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llama-head · 2 years
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[Coach Kelly] Ian! Get your head in the game! Jax! Hustle! Hustle! C’mon boys! Get with it! Boys, what the hell was that out there? You played great yesterday, what happened in twenty-four hours? Did you give up? Are you too tired after one game? What’s up? ...Anyone? Jax?
[Jax] I don’t know.
[Coach Kelly] You don’t know?
[Jax] No, I’m just playing how I normally do.
[Coach Kelly] Normally do? This is the semi-finals and you’re playing normally?
[Jax] I mean, yeah?
[Coach Kelly] Do you even care if we win or lose? Do any of you?
[Felix] We care!
[Coach Kelly] Well, you all look like you'd rather be anywhere else right now. Do you remember how you felt yesterday, when we won? Don’t you all wanna feel like that again? Imagine winning the whole thing! Getting a trophy! Don’t you boys want to be the first winning team in eighteen years?
[Brody] That would be cool and all but that team is insane.
[Ian] Yeah, there’s no way to beat them.
[Coach Kelly] No, boys, you can’t think like that. You beat them at the beginning of the season! [Ian] And they got better!
[Coach Kelly] So did you, you all grew as a team since then. Don’t let it crumble now! Rory? Do you have anything to say?
[Rory] Not...really.
[Autumn] You good bro?
[Rory] I’m fine, I just know there’s a lot of very important people watching me today and I’m sucking.
[Coach Kelly]  Don’t get in your own head Rory! A couple shit plays aren’t gonna cost you a scholarship! 
[Felix] Yeah man, it’ll be okay.
[Coach Kelly] You boys are gonna go out there and kick ass! You hear me? Kick ass!
[Rory] Coach, I don’t-
[Coach Kelly]  No, shut the fuck up, kick ass! C’mon boys, say it with me. What are we gonna do?
[Everyone] Kick ass.
[Coach Kelly] Louder!
[Everyone] KICK ASS!
[Coach Kelly] Let’s go!
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llama-head · 2 years
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[Jax] Autumn, did you have to wear the most obnoxious colors possible?
[Rory] I knowww, it’s giving me a headache.
[Autumn] I just got this in the mail, I was excited to wear it.
[Jax] Why? It’s from my favourite streamer.
[Felix] You wore streamer merch to our celebration?
[Autumn] Yes? And it’s not that bright.
[Rory] It is.
[Jax] What streamer is it?
[Autumn] It literally says his name twice.
[Jax] Well, show me...oh him, I’m related to him.
[Autumn] What?
[Jax] He’s my uncle’s brother.
[Brandan] What streamer is it?
[Autumn] Gunther Munch.
[Ian] Jax fuck off.
[Jax] What, why?
[Ian] There’s no way you’re related to him.
[Jax] I seriously am, I’ve only met him once though. My uncle and him don’t see each other often.
[Felix]  Is your uncle Wolfgang?
[Jax] Yeah.
[Ian] Fuck off no he isn’t.
[Jax] Why don’t you believe me, I have proof.
[Ian] Show me then.
[Autumn] Dude, you have to let me meet him.
[Jax] I don’t really know him that well...Major talks to him more, I think.
[Felix] I completely forgot Major is your cousin.
[Ian] Who’s Major?
[Autumn] Vincent’s boyfriend, he’s a streamer too.
[Ian] Ohhhhh, right.
[Brandan] Coach, you have any idea what we’re talking about?
[Coach Kelly] Oh, not a clue. I’m guessing Jax knows someone famous?
[Brandan] Yeah.
[Coach Kelly]  Interesting.
[Ian] I think he’s lying.
[Jax] I showed you a picture.
[Ian] Could’ve been shopped. 
[Autumn]I believe you!
[Jax] I’m not introducing you. 
[Autumn] Why?
[Jax] I don’t know the guy.
[Autumn] At the next family event he’s at, invite me and boom! I meet one of my idols.
[Jax] Gunther is one of your idols?
[Autumn] Yeah! Dude’s cool.
[Felix] He’s pretty cool.
[Jax] Why can’t you just go to a meet and greet or some shit?
[Autumn] Those are expensive, this is free.
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llama-head · 2 years
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[Announcer] With five seconds left on the clock, Jax Payton takes the shot and...HE SCORES! And that’s it folks, a game we thought was going into overtime over. Congrats to our home team, the Oasis Springs Dinos! On to the next game in the championships!
[Ian] Holy shit! We did it! 
[Felix] We fucking won!
[Autumn] Jax! Dude what was that?
[Jax] Uhhh, good basketball playing?
[Autumn] Out of nowhere!
[Jax] Are you calling me bad?
[Autumn] No! But, like, c’mon that was insane. You caught the ball and just fucking ran for it, like, I’ve never seen you run that fast!
[Jax] I just...saw my chance and took it.
[Autumn] It was incredible! With less than ten seconds, like, what?
[Brody] Yeah Jax, what the fuck? Where was that kind of playing all season?
[Jax] Shut up, I play just fine thank you.
[Brody] Uh-huh.
[Brandan] Whatever, doesn’t matter, we just gotta win two more games and that championship is ours! Let’s go dudes! 
[Felix] Rory, why are you looking at us like that?
[Rory] I’m just so proud of you all.
[Autumn] Okay Dad. 
[Brandan] Thanks Dad.
[Rory] God, none of you can just let me say anything nice.
[Jax] Sorry Dad.
[Brody] Our bad, Dad.
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llama-head · 3 years
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[Ian] No dude I’m telling you, Misty’s gay.
[Brody] What? No she isn’t she dated Matthew Jackson last year. 
[Ian] I don’t know how to tell you this dude, but gay people make mistakes. 
[Felix] Anyone who dates Matt is making a mistake.
[Brody] He’s your cousin. 
[Felix] Yeah, and?
[Rory] Are you fucking stupid? You can’t drop Science!
[Autumn]  Why, I don’t need it. 
[Rory] You need it to graduate nitwit! 
[Autumn] No you don’t! 
[Brandan] Dude, I think you do.
[Autumn]  Fuck off Brandan, no you don’t. 
[Rory] Yes you do!
[Autumn] I was failing it anyway! 
[Rory] Ugh you’re sooooo fucking stupid. Jax, where do you think you’re going? 
[Jax] Um, home? 
[Rory] We go to Denny’s after practices.
[Autumn] Yeah man, if you’re gonna be on the team, you gotta participate in team activities.
[Jax] I’m not on the team yet. 
[Rory] You are soooo negative! Stop it.
[Jax] But I had plans with bishop. 
[Autumn] Cancel ‘em, you guys hang out all the time.
[Jax] I- okay.
[Rory] Oh! Speaking of Bishop, how’s being School President?
[Jax] He seems to be enjoying it so far. 
[Rory]That’s good. 
[Autumn] Are you guys dating?
[Jax] Uhhhh, yeah? 
[Autumn] Hey I didn’t want to assume! But yeah, you two seemed very close.
[Jax] That is because we’re in love.
[Autumn] Awwww, that’s cute! I’m tragically single. 
[Rory] I think it’s better if it stays that way, no one should have to put up with you. 
[Autumn] Fuck you, I’m great. 
[Rory] No, you’re not.
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llama-head · 3 years
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[Coach Kelly] Alright boys, welcome to basketball…
[Jax] Ohhhhh. I shouldn’t have worn a crop top, whoops.
[Coach Kelly] Hey son, you here for tryouts? 
[Jax] Um, yeah? 
[Coach Kelly] Have a seat then.
[Rory] Hey man, glad you came! 
[Jax] Thanks, I just wish I wore something different.
[Rory] Huh, why? You look hot. 
[Jax] I don’t think anyone here appreciates my hotness. 
[Rory] Sure they do!
[Coach Kelly] Alright boys, good hussle! Felix! I know you’re better than that, c’mon! Nice Rory! Good form!
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llama-head · 3 years
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[Brody] Dude, why do you seem so nervous?
[Jax] Me? I’m not nervous.
[Brody] You’re still sweating.
[Jax] I’m just anxious I guess.
[Brody] Why? 
[Jax] I don’t want to disappoint my dad by not making the team.
[Brody] Oof, yeah my dad would be pissed. 
[Jax] That’s very reassuring, thanks Brody. 
[Brody] No problem.
[Rory] Jax, man chill. You were really good!
[Jax] Are you always everyone’s personal cheerleader?
[Brody] Yeah he is, you get used to the positivity. It’s nice!
[Felix] When did you get a tattoo?
[Autumn]  Huh? Oh, like, a week ago.
[Felix] Nice but it’s fucking gay.
[Autumn] (Whispers) Dude are you fucking stupid? Jax is right there. 
[Felix] I completely forgot.
[Brody]Dude, don’t mind him he’s an idiot. 
[Felix]Jax man, I’m so sorry. 
[Jax] Well, what does his tattoo look like?
[Felix]  Uhhh, come see.
[Autumn] See, it’s not gay! It’s cool.
[Jax] I don’t know dude, it’s pretty faggy.
(The change room erupts into laughter) 
[Autumn]Fuck you dude! My mom drew it for me. 
[Jax] You’re not helping yourself.
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