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llama-head · 2 years

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[Coach Kelly] Boys, we got here today through a lot of teamwork, resilience, and just sheer will. No matter what happens today I am proud of each and every one of you. I want you to remember that. This is your senior year and I want this to be a positive memory for all of you, win or lose. You’ll all go on to be productive members of society with the skills you’ve learned here. So let’s go out there and win today!

[Autumn] That was so fucking beautiful Coach.

[Coach Kelly] Put a sock in it Lanes.

[Autumn] Damn.

[Jax] You still want us to win though, right?

[Coach Kelly] Of course! But, y’know, I don’t want to put too much pressure on you.

[Autumn] I perform best under pressure.

[Coach Kelly] Strike two.

[Autumn] What? What was wrong with that? I do!

[Felix] Autumn, dude shut the fuck up.

[Autumn] You guys are so mean to me.

[Rory] It’s cause we love you.

[Felix] It is?

[Brandan] News to me.

[Ian] What was that about teamwork, Coach?

[Coach Kelly] You all bully Autumn as a team, quite wonderfully.

[Autumn] I hate this fucking team, I’m glad the season is over.

[Felix] You’re going to be the first one to cry.

[Autumn] No, I never cry.

[Rory] Oh bro, you gotta let those feelings out.

[Ian] No wonder you’re so insufferable.

[Coach Kelly] Alright, alright boys, that’s enough. We don’t want Autumn to sabotage the game or something. Let’s get out there and have fun!

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mydaddywiki · 6 months

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Chip Kelly

Physique: Husky/Average Build Height: 6' (1.83 m)

Charles Edward Kelly (born November 25, 1963) is an American football coach who is the head coach of the UCLA Bruins. He came to prominence as the head coach of the Oregon Ducks from 2009 to 2012, whom he led to four consecutive BCS bowl game appearances, including the 2011 BCS National Championship Game. This success led to him serving as a head coach in the NFL for four seasons, three with the Philadelphia Eagles (2013–2015) and one with the San Francisco 49ers (2016). Kelly only made the playoffs in his first season with Philadelphia, and he was fired from both teams. After leaving the NFL, Kelly returned to college football in 2018 to coach UCLA.

Chip Kelly, a name synonymous with offensive brilliance even though his UCLA record is around .500. Obviously he has a cute, sexy body but the main attraction was his face. I don’t think there’s been a time where I’ve seen Chip and immediately had thoughts of boning him and milking him dry.

Once married, Kelly is reluctant to discuss his life outside of football. The Dover, NH native lives in Los Angeles, California but has a small, tight-knit group of friends in Manchester, NH, who never speak about him to reporters. That kinda adds to the rumor that Chip use to swing when he was married and coaches for both teams if you get my meaning.

#chip kelly #mydaddywiki sports figures #football coach

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marioggy · 4 months

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I've been wanting to draw a few characters for a looooong time.

So I did.

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sheepkebby · 1 year

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They'll find each other again. One day...

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beardbecca · 5 months

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Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance?

TED LASSO (2020-2023) ↳ "for the children."

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #brendan hunt #coach beard #jane payne #phoebe walsh #tedlassogif #tuserliliana #userbbelcher #sitcomgifs #tedlassosource #tvedit #jason sudeikis #joe kelly #bill lawrence #I know Brendan had said that this was beard being competitive but it doesn't scream competitiveness...#feels more like insecurity at the idea of being vulnerable and hiding behind chess.

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sidelinedaddysafari · 6 months

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Chip Kelly Football Coach

#football coach #Chip Kelly

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ultra-violences · 10 months

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friday night lights rewatch // s01e02 - eyes wide open

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xariarte · 1 month

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FIBA World Cup 2023 Team Canada players (+ their coach) as text post memes

#my incredibly beloved niche canadian national team 🥺🇨🇦#and their spainadian coach (spanish and canadian)#“somebody's got to save this country from certain doom” aka not medalling at the world cup #there is exactly ONE easter egg in here and if you find it you're the champ of my heart 🏆💖#p.s. dillon's was my favourite to make...i'm sorry but i laugh every time at his 💀#shai gilgeous alexander #dillon brooks #rj barrett #kelly olynyk #nickeil alexander-walker #dwight powell #lu dort #canadian basketball #xariarte edits

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watercurseslyrics · 1 year

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The problem with Ted Lasso S3

It doesn’t feel like the last season.

Let’s imagine Ted Lasso was like any other show, slated to keep running until it eventually concluded after 5 or even 10 seasons. If we as viewers knew this, would these episodes feel so lopsided? Would the missing thematic tie-ins feel so odd? Would new characters and plot points feel like frustrating distractions?

Even with the entire season written and filmed, Apple is still not letting anyone doing press for the show say outright this is the last season. Why? To make space for a spin off? Or....maybe this isn’t the last season after all?

Either way, it definitely seems like the writers room were given the directive to not make these episodes feel like they’re leading to an end. And they certainly do not. However the strength of Ted Lasso has always been the foresight of the writers. Every character, line, and scene felt meaningful because they were - everything lead to an inevitable end. Without that, we’re left with a show that doesn’t feel bad per se. But definitely off.

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undertheniall · 11 months

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Niall and Gina winning The Voice

#SO FUCKING PROUD OF BOTH OF THEM EVEN THO NEIL IS WEARING THE UGLIEST OUTFIT HAHAHAHA #niall horan #niall horan gifs #gina miles #niall horan the voice #the voice 2023 #the voice gifs #kelly clarkson #blake shelton #chance the rapper #coach niall #team niall #sorry about the gifs being so laggy i think i have some weird video rip

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llama-head · 2 years

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[Coach Kelly] Nice hustle Brody! Keep it up!

[Emory] Yes Jax! Go go go!

[Griffin] You gonna cheer for Jax, English?

[English] Go Jaks!

[Bishop] Go babe! Woooo!

[Primrose} It’s loud.

[Donnie] It’s a basketball game sweetie.

[Primrose] Too loud.

[Donnie] Well, let’s wait until a whistle and we can go get a drink. It’s quieter in the halls. Can you do that for me Prim?

[Primrose] Okay.

[Donnie] Great.

[Emory] What kind of call is that ref? You serious?

[Griffin] Emory.

[Emory] You’re calling that a fucking foul? Really? Where do they get these guys?

[Griffin] Emory!

[Emory] What?

[Griffin] Can you please not yell so much?

[Emory] It’s a basketball game, parents yell.

[Griffin] Okay, can you not swear?

[Emory] We swear in front of English all the time.

[Griffin] Yeah but there are other people’s kids here.

[Emory] Fine, fine.

[English] Daddy!

[Griffin] Yes?

[English] Home!

[Griffin] We can’t go home yet.

[English] I wanna go home!

[Griffin] Ugh. Emory, I’m gonna take English to the bathroom.

[Emory] The bathroom isn’t home.

[Griffin] Yeah well we’re like ten seconds away from a tantrum. Have fun with your game, please do not scream at anyone else.

[Emory] Can’t make that promise.

[Griffin] Let me know if I miss anything.

#ts4 #sims 4 #sims 4 legacy #ts4 legacy #ts4 story #sims 4 story #the sims 4 #The Garcia Family #coach kelly #emory garcia #griffin hoover #english garcia hoover #bishop ratcliffe #donnie payton #primrose payton #fucking kids #always wanna do what they cant #my parents always swore at my brothers basketball games but like...everyone does #i was jsut drawing or eating smth like i did not give a fuck abt basketball

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suddenly--sam · 5 months

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Thinking back to the trip I went on, to the royal Albert hall with school, but most importantly recalling the amount of times I went "the newsies have been here"

#Newsies #Nobody on that coach cared. My friend found me hilarious #newsies uk #uksies #west endsies #Jack kelly #Sam spews nonsense

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noxdemonart · 1 year

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Some Ted Lasso sketches I did with my new pencil

#ted lasso #fanart #coach beard #roy kent #nate kelly #isaac mcadoo #dani rojas #colin hughes #sam obisanya #art #traditional art #ted lasso art #ted lasso fanart #sketch #sketchbook

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maturemenoftvandfilms · 9 months

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My Top 10 College Coaches (2023-2024)

With the 2023-2024 NCAA college football season about to start, here are top 10 teams/coaches I'll be watching.

10. Dabo Swinney at Clemson University

9. Brian Kelly at Louisiana State University (LSU)

8. Mark Stoops at the University of Kentucky

7. Kevin Wilson at the University of Tulsa

6. Sam Pittman at the University of Arkansas

5. Mack Brown at the University of North Carolina

4. Kirby Smart at the University of Georgia

3. Chip Kelly at UCLA

2. Terry Bowden at the University of Louisiana at Monroe

1. Sonny Dykes at Texas Christian University (TCU)

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Gary Patterson Nick Saban at the University of Alabama Bret Bielema at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M

#sonny dykes #Terry Bowden #chip kelly #brian kelly #kirby smart #mack brown #sam pittman #kevin wilson #football coach #dabo swinney #mark stoops #handsome daddy #daddy #college football coach #husky daddy #celebrities

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boardchairman-blog · 11 months

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**Shots of the Episode**

Ted Lasso (2020)

Season 3, Episode 11: “Mom City” (2023) Director: Declan Lowney Cinematographer: Vanessa Whyte

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pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong · 10 months

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had some more thoughts about the ted lasso yellowjackets au

on second thought, jamie is the first one to get eaten because im voting him Most Likely To Stubbornly Freeze To Death In A Blizzard Over A Stupid Argument

he does suggest eating roy like 3 days after the crash

nate destroys the black box

ted does use crutches but mostly gets around the wilderness by piggybacking on beard. he keeps making yoda references.

ive decided roy gets the wilderness visions bc hes objectively the funniest choice

they all call him Big Daddy Wilderness

'THE WILDERNESS TOLD YOU ALL TO FUCK OFF AND DIE'

ted wants to try and fly the plane they find to safety and beard is like 'ted you've got one fucking leg. I'll do it.'

ted does a whole big speech while the beard is taking off; 'well, fellas, it would be real easy to take a look at our situation and to just give up. To think to yourself "what's the point? were done for. might as well just lay down quit". but, just like alanis morissette says, life has a funny way of helping you out. thanks to coach beards ingenuity and courage, we have got a fighting chance of-' *the plane explodes*

when they all walk out to jamie's perfectly barbecued corpse dani says '...football is life...jamie is football...jamie...is life...' and then they eat him

roy chooses rebecca to be the new Big Daddy Wilderness bc obviously

nate bitches in his diary about not being Big Daddy Wilderness

beard comes back after like 2 months with no injuries or explanation as to how he survived the plane exploding. there is a whole episode similar to 2x09 that's just watching him dick around in the wilderness though. he befriends a wild horse.

issac gets the whole 'second spooky personality' thing but nobody catches onto it bc they think hes just fucking with them. like they see him eating handfuls of dirt and are just like 'stop being a knob issac'

Keely and Rebecca's girl talk mostly boils down to all the different ways theyd kill and eat rupert if he were there

ted doesnt try and burn down their cabin but he does become led tasso which is arguably worse

(og post)

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