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#btas riddler x reader smut
riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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Number 12 of those smut prompts for husband material BTAS Riddler.
“Would you prefer the blindfold or the cuffs?”
Even a gentleman can be a kinky bastard.
A/N: faints y-y-yeah that…that about does me in rip…I don’t think y’all understand just how much power BTAS Riddler has over me asdfgghjkhh b-b-but this whew boy…almost killed meee cause of this I’m making the reader afab, that’s really the only way I know how to write smut accurately at the moment, but also I may or may not be self-indulging by imagining myself…like a lot…I’m so sorry…but as you said…he is husband asdfgg especially MY husband
Additionally, it's my birthday so I figured I'd treat myself and treat you guys too in the process lol
Trigger Warnings: 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI includes; explicit sexual content (blindfolds, handcuffs, restraints, fingering, oral sex, piv intercourse) and some strong language 
Word Count: 2.6 k
BTAS Riddler x F!Reader - Indulgence
Needless to say, Eddie loves games. For all the puzzle boxes and brain games he made…none were as intriguing as you. 
Finding new ways to make new sounds come out of you. What made you squeal, gasp, moan…call out his name. 
You were just filled with endless possibilities and Ed made it his new found purpose in life to uncover every single possibility. 
You guys were just coming back home from a lovely evening out on the town. As you winded down, you began discarding your shoes and some other minimal accessories. 
You were in front of a full body mirror in the corner of your shared bedroom. You playfully fluffed and ruffled your hair so it wasn't stuck in the style you had it in. Your body slightly jumped at the abrupt feeling of weight around your waist. Looking down, you noticed a pair of strong arms wrapped around your waist and a head rested on your shoulder. 
You brought your hand up to cup his face as you tried to bring him closer to you. Giggling in delight of his warm embrace. 
“I had fun tonight, Eddie…” You whispered. 
“Oh…but the fun has only just begun, darling.” He murmured as he kissed your shoulder. You feel the tips of his fingers meet at the zipper at the top of the back of your dress just below your shoulder blades. 
Slowly and teasingly he unzipped your dress. Every new inch of exposed skin he left a soft lingering kiss along your spine. The tiniest of hairs started standing on the edge of your skin. 
“Had something in mind, Eddie?” You purred. 
You felt the puff of air hit the middle of your back as he chuckled into your skin. “You know, I always do…”
He trailed his hands back from around your waist and up to your the side of your shoulders where the sleeves of your dress loosely hung from. He gently dragged them down slowly, one after the other until your arms rose out of each one. 
You were tempted to turn around, but Edward grasped your exposed shoulders tightly in place to keep you from turning around. 
“I just need one bit of input from you, dearest.” 
You watched him from the mirror as he slowly began caressing your exposed sides and abdomen but not going any higher to where you wanted him to go. 
“What’s that?” You inquired on a hitched breath. 
Edward chuckled as he leaned in and kissed the shell of your ear; before whispering; “Would you prefer the blindfolds or the cuffs?” 
You gasped exaggerated, as if absolutely flabbergasted by his insinuation. When you both knew it was nothing entirely out of the ordinary. Albeit, Eddie found it cute when you played coy. 
However, you couldn’t conceal your pleased grin at your available options. You also couldn’t resist but feel…a little greedy..
Turning on your heels to face him, your upper body fully exposed and his hands still touching you. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him closer to you. Your chest pressed up against his broad chest as your hand tickled and curled the baby hairs on the back of his head. 
Leaning in, much like he did earlier, you whispered. “What if I prefer both?” 
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Ed put the blindfold on you before slowly stripping you out of your dress, like he was unwrapping the most precious Christmas gift. Kissing, pecking, and nipping at the various spots of skin that became exposed, until you were completely nude. 
Your breath hitched every time his breath hit your skin or whenever you thought he was going to touch you with his fingers but it so happened to be his lips. Soon after he got you comfortable on the bed, you could hear the slight clinking of handcuffs. 
The coldness of the metal made you hiss slightly, you could hear Ed chuckle at your tiniest reactions. “Don’t worry, my love, they’ll warm up soon…like the rest of you.” 
Your hands were cuffed above your head on one of the metal rods of your bed board. Your vision was a total black abyss. Your only reliance was on your ears and skin. Even with your eyes blinded, you could still hear the absolute tantalizing grin on Ed’s face. 
“I must admit, Y/N, my darling…you…you look absolutely ravishing like this.” 
He began leaving another mind numbing, skin tingling trail of kisses down your body. As much as you loved this attention and how heightened your exposed senses were from the lack of the obvious ones…he was still wearing entirely too much clothes. 
“Eddie…” You softly whined. 
“Mm?” 
“Y-You’re still…wearing too many layers..”
Another puff of air as he let out a heartfelt chortle. “Indeed, we can’t have that can we?” He kissed your forehead before slithering away slowly and softly from on top of you. As soon as his body left yours bare to the air, you immediately regretted asking him to take off his clothes. Your hands tried to move to instinctively wrap yourself up to try and trap what natural warmth you produced. 
Ed chuckled again when he heard the cuff chains clinking from the motion. 
You were close to whining for him to hurry, until you felt the mattress dip from his weight. His warmth slowly engulfing you again as he hovered over you. You found your fingers scratching into your palm where they’d normally be sinking into his soft warm skin. 
He still hovered over you, you could feel his hands dipped into the mattress by your armpits. You found yourself holding your breath at what his next move was. Before you knew it, you felt the faintest touch of a finger, gliding over your jawline to the bottom of your chin. He then teasingly outlined your plump lips, you immediately wrapped your lips around the digit and attempted to suck on it. 
Edward smirked, you couldn’t see it but you were sure it was there when he said; “such an insatiable thing.” 
Adding another digit to the tip of your lips, he easily pushed them through your lips. You were more than happy to let them invade your mouth as you began eagerly sucking on them. Ed began teasingly thrusting his fingers in and out of your mouth, an example of what’s yet to come. 
Edward’s other hand slowly crept up while you were focused on the digits in your mouth. His other hand cupped your breast in his entire hand. Immediately he began twisting and kneading the flesh there. Ed’s smirk grew wider as the vibrations of your moans sent tingles from his fingers and down to his arm. 
Concluding his fingers are soaked enough, he slowly pulled them out of your mouth, but quickly replaced them with his lips and tongue. As he began kissing you passionately, his hand that was just in your mouth was making headway to another pair of lips. 
You moan into his lips as he glided his saliva coated fingers between your lower lips. Momentarily, you broke the kiss to slightly gasp on his lips, “E-Eddie…”
He loved how responsive you were to even the faintest of caresses. 
“I know, darling. All in due time…” He kissed your lips again and began trailing down your jawline, the bottom of your mouth, your neck, further down until he met his other hand still stroking your breast. His mouth wrapped around your perky nipple and began softly suckling on it while the digits began twisting and pinching the other nipple. 
It was almost like you could feel the plumpness of his licks, could feel the bumps of his tongue as he circled your nipple with it. Desperately, you wanted to wrap your arms around him, but every time you tried to lower your arms, resistance was met. 
“Hm..” Ed noted, looking up from his ministrations to see your upper limbs struggling to move. “Showing quite the resistance tonight, dearest. Did we bite off more than we can chew?” 
Your response was stolen away from the surprise gasp you let out as his fingers that were teasingly rubbing your lips finally dipped between them. 
“E-Eddie!”
Hmm…almost, but not quite what Edward was looking for. 
He continued giving ministrations to your chest while steadily trusting his fingers in and out of you. The friction was a nice relief, but it was temporary before you started craving for more…more of him. 
Edward's lips were on the move again, while his other hand that was on your chest began to follow suit. Your brows furrowed in confusion under the blindfold, until your breath hitched at the sensation of something wet along your clit. 
You pant his name, groaning as you struggle against the cuffs. You wanted nothing more than to push his delicious lips and wet tongue further and deeper into you. The vibrations of his chuckle into you caused your legs to shake just slightly. As he began to quicken the pace of his hands and tongue curled around your clit.
"E-Eddieee…" You squealed, almost pathetically. 
Hehehe…he adored the way you squealed his name like that. Full of desperation and desire. 
Red crescent moons were cutting into your palm as your fingers continued to dig into your skin. Edward stole a glance at what little expression you were showing with your mouth. The panting you were doing mixed with some moans…not to mention the slight "O" shape of your lips. 
That's when he knew he had to pull back, he couldn't have you coming too early now.
You groaned and whined at the loss of stimulation. "Edwardd…"
Aww, he knew you'd be slightly disappointed but it had to be done. Besides, he always made it up to you in the end. Edward brought his head back up in front of your face. Lips still coated in your slick, he locked his lips with yours in another invasive kiss. 
You moaned as you tasted yourself on his lips and tongue. He removed his lips from yours. The mixture of saliva and your wetness kept your lips connected before Ed swiped his tongue to break it. 
"I'll make it up to you, angel, I always do…"
He chuckled warmly when he saw you nod sheepishly. Edward looked down at himself, his bulging erection occasionally slapped and poked his abdomen. He pumped himself slightly, causing his breath to hitch slightly, providing some relief. 
"Eddie?" You softly asked. Not being able to see him meant you were unsure of his next move, but you were hoping it would be what you've been yearning for since he caged you in front of the mirror. 
"I'm here, darling. I'll give you what you need…what we both need." 
You could feel his hot flaring tip against your folds. You instantly reacted, trying to lower yourself so he could go deeper, quicker. He chuckled however when you were again met with some resistance from your handcuffs. 
Edward chuckled, this time almost cruelly as he tucked his head between the crook of your neck and shoulder. He tried distracting you with nibbles and kisses along your skin while slowly inserting himself into you. 
You gasped when he finally bottomed out. He groaned as your walls instantly gripped his member like a vice. 
"S-so tight…" He muttered into your ear. 
He slowly began thrusting in and out. The filthy wet sounds of your skin meeting his and him entering into you again and again caused you to throw your head back. If not for the blindfold he could see your eyes start rolling back into your skull. 
"E-Ed…Eddie!" Your moans mixed with the clinking of the metal cuffs as you now more than ever were desperate to have your hands on him. 
This didn't go unnoticed by Ed. He slowed down his thrusts to an almost dull pace. You were about to groan again when he bit your ear lobe and whispered. 
"Do you want to see me, darling? Touch me? Run your hands…" He gulped in air he didn't know he was lacking. ,"...down my back? Marking me as I mark your insides?" 
You could almost cry from the sense of freedom at last. Not just to the rest of your senses but also to fully indulge in your inevitable release to the fullest. 
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Please Eddie baby…please.." You begged almost pathetically, but you were too far gone to care. 
You were absolute putty in his hands. As he stilled inside you, he grabbed the keys to the handcuffs and he unlocked them before tossing them to the side. Then you felt his thumb flick under the blindfold and slowly but surely pushed it back. 
Your eyes blinked to get used to the dimmed lighting but you eyes sparkled at the sight of Edward. His face, neck, and chest flushed red. His green eyes were blown out. He looked delectable. 
Finally, you wrapped your arms around his neck and brought his head back down to yours as you kissed him. Your embrace tightened as you tried to bring him closer to you. Your hands finding purchase in his auburn hair. 
Edward started thrusting into you again, causing you to throw your head back again. Ed took the opportunity to kiss and bite at the exposed skin. You could already feel the bruises forming under his teeth, but you relished in the possibility of being covered in love bites and not caring who sees them. 
As you wrapped your legs around his waist, again, doing everything you can to get him closer to you. Like you two could actually meld into one being. Edward begins thrusting again, slowly building up back to the pace he had set before, but now you could see him. 
You can throw your hands down his back and slowly scratch your hands back up to his shoulders. You giggled softly at the way he shuddered as your nails dug red streaks into his back. Your giggles shifted however to quiet gasps as he began moving faster and harder into you. 
“Y-Yes, yes, Eddie-Eddie please just like that!” 
Edward knew you were tail spinning closer to your peak, you were fairly close earlier when he pulled back. 
“D-Don’t stop…mm..” You moaned. 
And miss out on your delicious noises and face in pure ecstasy…oh no, no, no. Edward’s a tease, but he’s not cruel. 
“I-ha..ha…” he panted, “wouldn’t dream of it, darling.” 
As your moans turned into high pitched gasps, and your walls began literally choking his cock. He lowered on of his hands down in between the two of you. The sharp intake of air when he started circling strong, hard, and fast circles on your clit. 
“Ahh…ahh..Ed-Ed-Eddie…mm..”
Almost, almost there…
You could feel his cock start twitching inside you. Both of you literally dangling on the precipice of euphoria. 
“Oh…oh, god! EDDIE!” You shrilly squealed before following it with sweet panting moans. The tight ball of nerves finally popped and flooded your body with warmth and strong tingling sensations through the tipsiest of toes and fingers. 
That was it. That was what he was waiting for, you to cry out his name, the only one who could make you feel this way. It made him cum very soon after you, filling you up as you coated his member inside of you. 
Sweaty, panting, satisfied messes you both were. Edward was softly resting on top of you. His head just over your heart. Your hands combing and diving into his auburn hair, lovingly rubbing the scalp and combing the strands. 
You gave him a gentle kiss on top of his head. “Thank you for indulging me,” you giggled.
He chortled softly before lifting up his head to look at you. Your eyes getting lost in the sea of cool green that were his eyes. He leaned in and gave you a sweet kiss. 
“No, I think it’s I who should be thanking you, darling. For indulging me…”
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How would Riddler, Scarecrow, and Hatter (your fave iterations) react to their s/o sending them suggestive pics while they're out or on a job?
"Salacious" BTAS Scarecrow, Zero Year Riddler and Arkham Mad Hatter x reader
oh how dare you ask my favorite iterations. That's so HARD. I think my favorite iteration of scarecrow might be BTAA, but I'm not comfortable writing him yet- so BTAS. Riddler it's a toss-up between Zero Year and BTAS. Hatter is between Arkham and BTAS. If I was answering this on a different day of the week the favorite Riddler might change, I love that man and all his forms.
OKAY. coin flip- Zero year Riddler and Arkham Hatter. Obviously if anyone wanted different versions of this prompt please feel free to send it!
TW: NSFW, little fear kink
BTAS Scarecrow
He almost drops his phone. It wouldn't be the first time. In fact, he's chastised you to not do this- if for no other reason than you being personally responsible for three cracks across the beaten up phone screen. He clicks his tongue and frowns.
He chooses not to respond. It's a game for him. Not to show he's angry, no, but to keep you on that little precipice of fear. Since he is possibly the worst at returning texts anyways, you likely won't put too much thought into it. But he is thinking. Brewing. As soon as he's done with his business...
Jonathan purposely chooses to stay in costume. Whichever costume might be your favorite. He uses his key to your shared home... quietly. Oh-so-quietly that you might barely be able to detect someone there. And he sees you, skimpy dressed and waiting by the phone for a response. Your back turned to him.
You jump a little at his hand grasping your jaw from behind, his other on your abdomen. The rough material of his mask kissing your neck. His voice is almost a growl, "Didn't I tell you not to distract me while working?"
Your own voice is coy, "I just missed you, that's all." The way your heart races gets his blood flowing other places than his brain.
His hand drops low between your legs, making you squirm, "Then I suppose a lesson is in order on listening, wouldn't you agree? If you listen... you might just finish tonight."
"And if not...?"
"Well. I'll still enjoy myself."
Zero Year Riddler
The smug look that goes over his face. His dear Aphrodite/Adonis? Sending him a token of their favor? If he wasn't occupied... well. You might be getting a little something back. Alas. He sends you a note to keep your eyes on the news. And not to get dressed.
His grand plan to heist Gotham is like most- showy, theatrical and the cops are five steps behind. Batman three. What you hadn't been expecting was a gesture in your honor, your name in literal lights. He'd managed that rather quickly.
See, in his mind, he expects to hide the cash, get home and find you posed on his bed waiting for him. It's not a lot to expect, is it? Even if it's not exactly to the mental picture, however, he can hardly wait to see you. Investigate any potential lingerie up close.
"And just what were you expecting, hm? A treat? Some great reward for showing what I already know to be mine?" He grins wide as his hands caress your legs, "A silver tongue? Shh, shh, it's alright. That's exactly what you're going to get. So why don't you spread these gorgeous thighs and give me your best high note?"
You are going to be quite the mess by the time he's done with you. And then he's going to fuck you until all you can think of is his name.
Arkham Mad Hatter
Oh-ho! He's in a giggling fit as the picture flashes up on his phone. Due to his head in the clouds behavior a lot of people assume he'd be useless with a phone. On the contrary, he's too good with it. Messaging you all kinds of nasty things-
Then he's interrupted by the goon he's working with. Oh, right. Suddenly this all seems so boring in comparison to what he could be doing. How droll it would be to give it all up and go see his dearest Alice immediately! ...But unfortunately this plot took far too much planning and preparation to simply throw away.
He's almost pouting the whole time, it's sad. Sending you filthy limericks to preview all the things he wants to do to you once he's home. You very well might get a hasty, slightly blurry photo of his dick if you get him riled enough. Tufts of his brown-red hair at the base, his hand cradling the shaft.
"Enough to make your mouth water, isn't it, you wicked creature..." He texts to you. Considering the almost Pavlovian hold he has on some of his partners, that could be exactly what you're experiencing. Send him more photos to keep his night exciting!
When he does get home, he's going to be tearing any scrap of clothing off of you. It's fine, he can fix it or make something new later. Right now he wants you begging on your knees, prepping for his cock inside of you.
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•Non con/ Dub con/ CNC
•Platonic
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I won’t write (or draw)
•Scat
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Demoman:
Demo joining a LARP group!
Yandere Demo w/ an s/o who doesn’t like dancing
Yan demo w/ bartender S/O
Engineer
Yandere Conagher Brothers x oblivious reader
Yandere Engie Headcannons
Dell x trans husband smut
Yandere Engie and forced affection
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Heavy:
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Pyro
Yandere Platonic Emesis py Reader
Semi unmasked art
Ms. Pauling
Yandere Ms. Pauling
Semi Marriage proposal
Platonic Ms. Pauling and new trainee
Medic:
Yandere medic smut
Yandere medic with a captive that goes missing
Yandere medic and a partner w/ stolkholm
Yandere medic lap dance
Yandere medic Cycle of violence smut
Scout:
Get bonked
Yandere scout, kissing practice
Platonic scout
Sniper:
In my style
With a bratty so smut
Soldier:
Nsfw thoughts
Platonic Solly and overstimulated hugs
Spy:
Yandere spy egg vibes
All:
Yandere Red Octoberfest drawing
Would I trust them with my pets?
Demo and heavy x reader Head-cannons
Mercs reacting to a love letter
Yandere emesis Blue x reader
Yandere medic and sniper w/ clingy s/o
Emesis character comfort
Yandere mercs and if they’re comforting or not
Yandere mercenaries and how scary they are when jealous
Yandere Angel au with Sniper, Solider, and Medic smut
My my mercenaries
Soldier/Demo
Medic/engineer
Merc Headcannons
Memed science party
Spy and Engie dad stance
Btas
Alberto
Cornelius Stirk:
Stirk img.
Eddie
Yandere Arkham asylum riddler w/ shy and anxious reader
Yan telltale riddler with a reader who tries to escape
Yandere telltale Eddie
Yandere Arkham Eddie hcs
Handling it (smut)
Caked up Eddie img.
Eddie frame redraws💚
In my style: Ed and Jerv 💚💙
Nightmares img.
An Ed Kento for Sunny 💚💛
For Arkhamverse simps
Scantily clad ed
5’2 Au pt 1
5’2 suited up
5’2 Au ground img.
5’2 classic mv
5’2 smut pic
There’s a light img.
BTAS Insp. Art
Indulgent riddlebat
More fancy Eddie Art
Dilf Eddie?
Flashy Eddie ing.
Yandere platonic Eddie teaching riddles
Harley:
Harvey:
Au art
Harvey and insert art
Tasteful nudity
Ivy:
Jack:
Joinker au
More whore clown img.
Jervis:
Bonkers img
Jervis img.
Wonderlan img.
Reading img.
Johnathan:
Johnny img.
Scarecrow design img
BTAS scarecrow yandere head-cannons
Comp drawing w/ batman
Yandere BTAS headcannons
Ozwald:
Oswald Img.
Compilation
Au Squad: Jervis, John, Jack, and Edd
5’2 height matrix img (WIP)
Batman Vigilante Squad Au
Hazbin/Helluva Boss
Alastor
Under the Same Young Sky (male reader, ao3)
Vox
Yandere Vox housespouse
It Takes Time to See a Doll, Yandere Vox x Cis!Fem Reader P[1] [1.5]
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Maddox
Maddox x reader play fighting
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Hi, hello, I really need to get these ideas stuck in my head out, PLEASE IF YOU TAKE INSPIRATION OFF OF THESE PLEASE TAG ME IN IT I'D LOVE YOU FOR LIFE.
Batman Drabbles/Headcanon/Oneshot/Random Ideas Dump
Soon to come up with idea dumps for other fandoms too. Please, tag me, like I said above. I'd love to see if you've written something based on any of these. But you don't have to, I'll find it eventually as I scroll through tags of the same characters and fandoms over and over.
Most can be X Readers, Headcanons, or some other stuff. I'll label it if it could be offensive, like yandere works or possible smut, don't worry, but you can totally make any of these have smut/yandere if you so choose. Also, this idea dump thing is a work in progress, and I'll (hopefully) add more later on. And unless I specify a version of the character, it's all up to you!
Normal Prompts/Ideas
Whichever Scarecrow/Johnathan Crane has the Grandma issues, I need a lil thing of some sweet old lady thinking that he's her grandson. Even though he's like, in full scarecrow gear. And this little lady keeps saying he should eat more, cause he's looking thin, or that he's such a ladies man, giggling to herself. He doesn't have the balls to tell her that he's not her grandson...Or that he's a villain. But eventually, he spills the beans that he's not actually her grandson, and that his real granny was a jerk (still won't say that he's the Scarecrow however). And she's just like "I'll be your new grandma, don't you worry sweetie, now come inside, and tell me more about yourself." And this man Is on the verge of tears. After, he now 100% calls her grandma, and will not take shit from anyone about it. Calls often, and always leaves her house with a full stomach and a smile on his face.
Okay, but imagine being someone watching over the Riddler as his probation officer, essentially making sure he doesn't go back to his evil ways, as well as help him rebuild his life. Edward, however doesn't. And slowly, but surely, the two start to bond. Could be platonic or romantic.
Batman dealing with an assassin for hire, not knowing who they are or who hired them. And once he defeats them, he has to hide the look of horror on his face as he takes off their mask and it reveals the identity of his dearest friend. It only dawns on him the next day he hears their name on the news, only confirming that his worst dream has become a reality. So he visits you, not as Batman, but as Bruce. He sees your reasoning, and he can only hope you get better. He doesn't want to have to fight you once more.
Any Villain hunting a security guard down during an Arkham breakout, for whatever reason of your choice. But luckily, another villain, who they have grown close to, comes and saves the day. The only thing they ask for in return, for a place to lay low...AKA, their apartment. Could be platonic or romantic.
A heartbreaker breaks the heart of whichever villain you choose, and a local bartender (who really doesn't care that their main clientele are villains), tries to ease their woes with some comforting words and booze. Could be platonic or romantic.
BTAS Riddler during his rehabilitation meeting an interviewer, of whom he finds their questions unique and refreshing compared to the others. Luckily he sees them at the celebration between Wacko Toys™ and The Riddler, interviewing a few guests. Riddler tells them to relax and let loose a little, and to get off the job and dance with him. Luckily, they're more than happy to oblige.
Song Inspired prompts/Ideas
Once again, if you like the song/idea but not the character, you can totally change it, it's your story not mine. And if you think a song doesn't match the prompt, then I literally don't care, cause I'm not seeing you write a fuckton of Batman shit. /j (I do actually care, just please don't say anything)
Arkham Riddler - Best Friends, right? (Amy Winehouse)
Riddler and the character have a rocky relationship/friendship. Things never get physical, obviously, it's normally quips at the others intelligence or deep rooted insults. But you slowly start to realize it's his way of keeping you out, he's afraid to trust you. To let you in. It's up to you how the story goes. Could be platonic or romantic.
Any Villain - Hold Up (Beyoncé)
Any villain helping a friend (or crush, depending on the kind of story you want it to be), beat up an ex of theirs. Imagine them ranting to them about how bad they were to them, and they're just like "Fuck them! We should jump them!" And they're just like "FUCK YEAH." Could be platonic or romantic.
Capullo Riddler - Year Zero (Ghost)
If you read the comic Zero Year, you'll know that he calls his reign on Gotham city "Year Zero", so whenever I hear the song I think about him promising how great his reign will be to his partner in crime, promising them how unstoppable they'll be, just him and them on the top of the world. Could be platonic or romantic.
Riddler - Me and Your Mama (Childish Gambino)
I don't know, whenever I hear this song I just feel like it's repressed feelings coming out. So I thought of Riddler and whomever getting high with each other, having a good time, then he started to reveal his feelings for them. Honestly, you can totally switch Riddler out for someone else, it's up to you.
TW/Not for everyone
Including the song fics, and normal Prompts.
Prompts
(TW: YANDERE) Whichever villains you desire all talk about their obsessions, how they make them feel ect, but as each person talks about their obsessions, they slowly start to realize they are all obsessed over the same person. Whether they team up or not is up to you, but there is definitely tension in the room when they all figure it out. And the first person to figure it out is now looking among the group as they speak about the same person in shock, rage, and more or less, well, dying on the inside. UGH THE DRAMA!
(TW: POSSIBLE/IMPLIED SMUT) This was originally made to be a headcanon thing, but it could be anything of your choice! (within reason, cause not all of them would do this) any villain as a "paypig" (also known as someone who likes someone dominating them financially, like taking their money. While some just give them the money not expecting anything and simply find that hot, others can want to be degraded or publicly humiliated.) I was thinking it could mostly be any version of the Riddler (Looking at you BTAS and Paul Dano Riddler fans) or the Penguin, but feel free to choose any villain. Whether they leave it for them in their apartment or send it to them online, depending on when the series takes place, is all up to you. Go ham with it.
(TW: YANDERE) Dealing with Two-face as a new employee at the asylum, specializing in anger management, exclusively for him, funded by Bruce Wayne. And while to them it seems to not be working at all, to Harvey it's a different story. You've caught their eye, and they're gonna hunt you till the ends of the earth, whether you want them to or not. (And then I added a quote because I thought it up just now, pretty swag if you ask me)
"This wasn't chance this time, no, it was fate. You came to the asylum just to help little old us, and then you start to grow on us. And I know we started to grow on you. This was more than luck, no, it was destiny, my love. We belong together."
(TW: THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED YANDERE, IDK THOUGH) Riddler keeping his eye on a little private detective, impressed that they were smarter than the average Gothamite. Soon, before he can give them a real challenge, he finds out they're leaving town, never to return. He doesn't understand, you'd never be out of a job in a city like this! That was until he heard that a certain villain tried to nab them, to get rid of the only interesting thing in this god-forsaken place. No, this will not STAND! Now, he's going to give the little detective a letter, if they're as smart as he hopes, then they'll know where to meet him. He hopes to make you... Reconsider your plans on going. Could be platonic or romantic.
(TW: YANDERE, ATTEMPTED SUICIDE) This was made to be Headcanons, but do what you will with it. Any villain/hero finds their kidnapped 'partner' with a gun, threatening to kill themselves if they don't get out, or at the very least be able to go outside more. The character of your choice will have to try and coax them out of it, how they do it and how it ends is entirely up to you.
(TW: HOLY FUCK, SMUT) Okay, here me out, I'd love some mutual masterbation between Young Justice and his partner....Then again, it's more that he jacks off and says out loud what he's thinking about, and they just listen with great interest about how much he wants to please them, to hear their breath quiver. His whimpers of excitement when you get closer to him are heavenly. Yeah, just a thought.
(TW: YANDERE) Look, I love Scarecrow as much as the next. But it's honestly weird how much of his yandere stuff is that he's fallen for an ex-student of his. I mean, yeah they're consenting adults, but geez, kinda weird. To me, a more viable way for a teacher scarecrow to have a person of interest is another teacher, or if you like it, a student-teacher. Think about it, for a normal teacher, he sees that they are more favored than him by students, so he cares to ask how to make his class more engaging. Romantic tension ensues, but nothing becomes of it because they want to "be professional", too bad he's anything but. And for a student-teacher, It'd be that they're learning how to be a responsible teacher, and have great interest in the subject of fear, although that is not what they will be teaching. Scarecrow considers them to be his assistant, and decides to get to know them more. Too bad he's gotten a bit attached. Either way, both of these ideas end the same way in my head, the ex-teacher, Jonathan Crane, revealing his new identity, the Scarecrow, to the public. And he's made sure his lovely little teacher has front row seats~ (P.S. Please don't attack anyone who has written scarecrow x student stuff, obviously they are both adults, and have the right to say no. This is not shade to them. I just wanted another option for those who feel uncomfortable with that, but like teacher Scarecrow. Thank you ^^)
Song Inspired
Scarecrow - Tonight you Belong to Me (Patience & Prudence)
(TW: YANDERE) I have two ideas for this. 1) he chases a victim of his down, but they don't know how much he knows about them. Or 2) Dancing with a kidnapped victim significant other of his to this song, humming the words of the song in their ear, trying to be romantic and ease their nerves, but it doesn't help at all.
Any Villain(s)- Back to Black (Amy Winehouse)
(TW: DEATH) The villain(s) of your choice go to a good friend's funeral, saddened by their recent departure, and decide to attend undercover. Sadly, not many arrive at the funeral, and even worse, they are asked to say a few kind words for the departed. Now it's just got a bit more complicated than just grieving, do they decide a lie about how they knew them, bend the truth? It's all up to you. Meant to be platonic, but could be romantic repressed feelings.
Anyone - This Year (The Mountain Goats)
(TW: IMPLIED DEATH/BREAKUP) Any person of your choice dealing with the first year without their significant other, made to be headcanons, but honestly you do you.
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finniestoncrane · 2 years
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💚 my requests are always open 💜
you can find my writing:
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important things first:
🔞🔞🔞 minors DNI 🔞🔞🔞 you can request anonymously 💚 i don't write in order of when things are received, i do it based on inspiration. if i can't think of anything for something after a few months i'll delete it without explanation, sorry i have a prompt tag and if you use it let me know which prompt list you've asked for or let me know more than just the numbers! let me know gender specifics of "reader" if there is one (pronouns, genitals etc.) if you don't specify it'll be gender neutral or female please don't include images or gifs in your requests, they visually overwhelm me and make it difficult to tackle the prompt i mostly identify as cis/white/afab so keep this in mind if you request nb/trans/t4t/different races/male reader presenting etc. i will choke you if you don't reblog and like the thing you requested, be nice and supportive!
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requests i accept:
i write mostly for the batman rogues! i will do multiple characters per post for headcanons but only for all general rogues, a specific dork squad (in my do writes!) or all iterations that i write for of a specific character e.g. ✅ can you write first dates with arkham!dork squad? ✅ what would all the riddlers do on a first date? ✅ how would the rogues handle a first date? (if you ask for all iterations of a specific character i'll either write for them all or pick several of them depending on the ask. if you want one specifically to be included just let me know)
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characters i write for:
🦇 DC/BATMAN 🦇
for dcu/batman: btaa = batman the audio adventures, obd = one bad day, twojar = the war of jokes and riddles, bu = batman unburied, ss:ktjl = suicide squad: kill the justice league, general = my own generalised version iterations starred and highlighted in yellow are my favourites!!
Riddler (⭐arkham, dano, ⭐zero year, telltale, TWOJAR, gotham, BTAA, young justice, BU, BTAS, general)
Penguin (⭐farrell, BTAA, telltale, OBD, gotham, general)
Scarecrow (⭐arkham, ⭐BTAA, golden age, general)
Two Face (⭐arkham, BTAA, general)
Victor Zsasz (gotham, general)
Mad Hatter (arkham, gotham - NO INCEST, general)
Captain Boomerang (⭐ss:ktjl, general)
Poison Ivy (arkham, general)
Polkadot Man (suicide squad)
Harley Quinn (telltale, arkham, ss:ktjl, ⭐general)
Bane (arkham, telltale, OBD, ⭐general)
Harvester (bu)
Amanda Waller (ss:ktjl)
Mr. Freeze (arkham, gotham, general)
John Doe/Joker (telltale)
Butch Gilzean/Solomon Grundy (gotham)
King Shark (ss:ktjl, general)
Deadshot (ss:ktjl, general)
Killer Croc (arkham!origins, general)
Firefly (arkham, general)
Harvey Bullock (gotham)
Alfred Pennyworth (gotham, general)
Black Mask (arkham, general)
💚 Other Characters 💚
john hancock (fallout 4)
sturges (fallout 4)
edward deegan (fallout 4)
paladin danse (fallout 4)
nick valentine (fallout 4)
cooper howard/the ghoul (fallout tv show)
maximus (fallout tv show)
cecil stedman (invincible)
walter skinner (x-files)
arthur morgan (red dead redemption 2)
egon spengler (ghostbusters)
nick (left 4 dead 2)
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i will write:
absolutely yucky disgusting smut of most kinds
most kinks including knife play, blood play, bondage, sub/dom, pain play, mommy/daddy, etc.
darker themes like cnc, dubcon, noncon, somnophilia, hypnotism, manipulation, gaslighting, guilting
angst, fluff, romance, friendships, hurt/comfort
jealousy, yandere, obsessive themes etc.
ships plus ships x reader also!
non-ship pairings of characters in my "will write" criteria
death, gore, extreme violence
blood, cum, spit and some piss
imagines, scenarios, full fics, short fics, headcanons
i won’t write:
underage characters (at all, in any scenario, including platonic)
vomit, shit or breast milk
real people
bestiality
pregnancy/pregnancy sex/having children/step-children
age play (daddy and mommy kink fine, dd/lg not for me!)
incest (even step-relations)
characters x monster/monster!reader (may do in commissions)
OCs or overly detailed reader specifications (may do in commissions)
AUs or crossovers (may do this in commissions)
extreme anal i.e. fisting/enemas/stretching (may do in commissions)
also i am anti-cancel culture! i'm not about to out you/report you/fuck with your privacy if you send me anything that i'm not sure about or uninterested in writing
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and finally, no pressure at all but if you want to thank me i would greatly appreciate reblogs, comments, and maybe even a tip
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riddle-me-ri · 1 year
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Okay I got a request (which you don’t have to write) but um…could you maybe possibly write a little fic for the Holiday season?
I saw your reblog of BTAS Eddie in his Santa suit and now I kinda want a smut fic with him in his Santa suit.
Do with this information what you will. 😘😂💚
A/N: asdfghj ok anon same brain same brain. Cause every time I see more panels of him in the Santa suit my mind goes brrrr lmao. Thank you, anon for indulging me without even realizing it 💚 plus I'm always down bad to write about my husband. I hope you enjoy, this is my first time back into smut after my wee break and so sorry for the abrupt ending I wasn't sure how to end it rip…
Trigger Warning:  Explicit Sexual Content (cock-warming, piv intercourse (reader is gn but has breasts and a vagina), roleplaying?, human furniture? Kinda sorta…I dunno I’m trying some new ideas here rip help), dirty talk, and denial
Word Count: 1.2 k
BTAS Riddler x Reader - Nicely Naughty
You were in your bathroom brushing your teeth. Ready to call it a night in your green chemise nightie, when you heard the front door open to your apartment. 
You walked down the hallway to the door. "Eddie?" You called out. 
"Hmm…not quite, darling." A deep voice answered back. 
You quirked your eyebrow as you rounded the corner. Despite speaking lower, you could still tell it was your Ed. 
"Eddie what are you…oohh." A sly smile grew across your face as you took in the sight before you.
"Good evening, my dear…I see you're still awake." Edward greets in a low hearty voice, tipping an iconic Santa hat at you. 
You walk over to him, taking in his rich red suit and leather belt. When you got up to Ed, you tucked your fingers into the belt and pulled him closer to you. 
"Where'd you find this?" You asked in a sweet whisper.
Something about the way you looked at him and spoke…made Eddie drop the voice. "Wasn't particularly hard to find, and I remember you saying something about me being dastardly handsome in red.."
"And I was right." You leaned back to take another once over.
"So…Mr…?"
"You may still refer to me as Riddler…" Ed smirked. "While ol' Kris Kringle rewards the good little boys and girls…I, The Riddler, test them to see if they truly deserve to be on the nice list."
You gasped. "You don't think I've been nice, Mr. Riddler?" 
Edward tsked. "Afraid not darling, in fact…" He leans beside your face. His lips centimeters from your ear. "...you've been the naughtiest of them all…" 
You giggled as the sensation of his breath on your ear tickled. "It's not my fault, Mr. Riddler…my husband's insatiable!" 
"Now, now, shifting blame won't do you any good…even if it's partially true." 
You cross your arms in feign defiance. "What can I do to get on your nice list..Mr. Riddler?" You asked, feigning innocence. 
Edward put his hand to his chin, tapping it, as if actually thinking of a solution he didn't already have. 
"I have one idea, my dear…" 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This was absolute torture. 
Some kind of sweet surprise this turned out to be. 
You were straddling Edward's lap, backwards and naked. His cock comfortably nestled inside of you as you try your best not to squirm for friction or squeeze your walls for pressure. 
Meanwhile, Riddler was painstakingly writing his so-called "naughty or nice" list on your back. 
Ed pinched your back or started from the top of your back with his list every time you shifted. 
You were slowly but surely losing what was left of your nerves. Hours have crept on by, what was probably more like thirty minutes. 
B-A-T-M-A-N and then a line across it. 
R-O-B-I-N and then another line through it. 
You swear, you could actually feel the lines of his fingers on your skin with how repetitive and consistent his touch was along your back. 
He continued to write a couple more names, now more towards familiar colleagues…
S-C-A-R-E-C-R-O-W and a little checkmark. 
You bit your lip, trying to refrain from whining or mewling…or else that will cause him to start all over again. 
M-A-D. A pause. H-A-T-T-E-R. A checkmark. 
"You're doing so good for me, darling…you'll make The Nice List just in time for Christmas." 
H-A-R-L-E-Y. A pause. Q-U-I-N-N. A checkmark. 
You cared less about some damn list and more about getting off. 
Edward placed his head along your shoulder, nestled against the side of yours. He began planting small sweet kisses along your shoulder and up your neck. 
You couldn't take it anymore. The knot in the bottom of your gut was churning. Waiting for something to happen. 
"E-eddie…" You breathlessly muttered. 
Ed groaned. "Yes, darling?"
"P-Please…baby…I-I can't ah-" 
Edward took his index finger and poked his nail into your skin. He dragged his fingernail lightly across your back. 
Familiar letters he wrote into your skin…in your lust filled haze you were able to make out the letters of your name. Along with miniscule little drawings of hearts beside it. 
He whispered in a husky tone. "You've done well, I'm impressed, dearest." 
Edward pinned your wrists, that were keeping you steady on the bed, to your back. He held your wrists down against your back with your arms crossed. 
He kissed your cheek. "Time for your present…" 
Before you could think of a response, he started thrusting deep inside you, deeper than you thought he could get. 
You were a moaning and panting mess. Trying to keep up with his almost maniac pace. You felt weak against him, with no way to support yourself having your arms restricted. You were completely and utterly at his mercy. 
You tried to grind yourself down onto him and meet him whenever he thrusted fully inside of you, trying to get some kind of instance of control or more friction between you two. 
The build-up, the teasing; the torturous feeling of being filled but not fulfilled…it was all too much. 
"E-E-Eddie…Eddie…ffff please, please don't stop.." 
He didn't stop but he did slow down, in order for his brain to compute a response. 
"I-I…hah…c-could never…" Ed panted. As he let your arms go, they fell to the side as you began to regain feeling in them again. "F-feel so good…dear." 
Edward steadily grew his pace back up again. You were practically bouncing on top of him at this point. One of your hands went up to the back of his head, to pull him closer to you. His teeth latched onto the apex of your neck and shoulder as he kept bucking into you like an animal. 
Your other hand traveled down to your flared and sensitive bundle of nerves just below your Mound. You began frantically but carelessly swiping your fingers across your clit. Searching for that precipice of pleasure that's been bubbling since you first sat on his cock. 
You were so busy chasing your climax. You barely felt a pair of slender fingers brushing your hand to the side and replacing your sloppy motions with more concise and controlled rotations around your clit. 
Nothing could stop the small whimpers, cries, and moans that poured out of you. 
A complete cacophony of your desires from filling up the room. You were somehow able to also make out Edward's erotic grunts and huffs as he keeps his relentless pace, making your walls squeeze him that much tighter each time. 
"E-Ed-Eddie…" Your pants became silent cries as you finally reached your climax. 
Your walls choked Edward's cock as your tightened walls finally caused him to cum as well. Milking his load for all it's worth. 
Ed's hands came up to your legs and up to your arms and back down again, in order to calm the physically pleasurable quakes all along every limb of your body and atom of nerves. 
You leaned your body back into his, exhausted but finally satisfied with the relief you were desperate for mere hours ago. 
Edward chuckled softly at your exhausted state. He pecked your temple as he leaned you both back into the mattress of your bed. 
"I must really look good in red, hm?" 
You snickered softly. "Eddie, you look good in anything…but I'll always prefer you in nothing." You smirked as you leaned deeper into his chest before slowly dozing off.
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riddle-me-ri · 2 years
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The 💜🐧Penguins 💜🐧 Masterlist
a.k.a Ri’s Colony :3
Key: 🔞- means it contains smut and/or other adult themes MINORS DNI
General Penguins
Various Penguins
- Asking the Penguins Out on a Date
- Penguins Reacting to Reader Asking to Hold Their Hand
- Penguins Reacting to Reader Wearing a TikTok Dress
- Penguins Comforting a Sick and Upset Reader
- Penguins Reacting to Reader Falling Asleep on Them
- Penguins Reassure Reader w/ a High-Pitched Voice
- Penguins Reacting to Reader Squishing Their Face Cause Cuteness Aggression
- Penguins React to a Reader w/ An Interest in Paleontology 
- How the Penguins Handle No Nut November
- Kissing the Penguins Under the Mistletoe
- Penguins with a Short!Reader 
- Christmas with the Penguins
- Labeling the Penguins as Dom/Sub/Switch  🔞
- Penguins’ Heights Headcanons
- Jealousy Scenarios w/ The Penguins
- Penguin’s React to Reader Ignoring Their Affections 
- Reader Embarrassing the Penguins 
- Reader Comforting The Penguins’ Insecurities 
- The Penguins Catching Reader Staring At Them
- The Penguins with a Flirty Reader
- The Penguins with a S/O that has a Daddy Kink  🔞
Arkhamverse Penguin
- Arkhamverse Penguin w/ a Timid but Affectionate Reader
- Arkhamverse Penguin First Meeting Timid but Affectionate Reader
- Arkhamverse Penguin Having “Fun Times” w/ Assistant!Reader 🔞
- Arkhamverse Gifts Reader a Stuffed Penguin and Names it Oswald
- Arkhamverse Penguin Breaks Up w/ Reader and Tries to Get Them Back - Come Back to Me
Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin
- Date Night w/ Farrell Penguin Headcanons 
- Celebrating Thanksgiving & Halloween w/ Farrell Penguin 
- Making Farrell Penguin Jealous
- Drunk Night Out w/ Farrell Penguin 
-Asking out Farrell Penguin Out on a Date
- How Flirty!Reader First Met Farrell Oz
- Flirty!Reader Asking to Sit in Farrell Penguin’s Lap
- Farrell Penguin Taking Care of Sick Reader 
- Farrell Penguin Having Office Sex w/ F!Reader  🔞
- NSFW Alphabet w Farrell Penguin   🔞
- Farrell Penguin Falling in Love w/ Reader at First Sight
- Just a Kiss - Farrell!Penguin Dirty Talk Prompt  🔞
Gotham Penguin 
Batman The Animated Series Penguin 
- BTAS Penguin w/ Time-Traveling Descendant Reader (including Riddler)
- BTAS Penguin Cruelly Turning Down Reader’s Advances
- BTAS Penguin Asking for a Second Chance (Pt. 2 of above story)
- BTAS Penguin Walking Up in the Body of Telltale Penguin
- BTAS Penguin Spoiled by Reader After Being Released 
- BTAS Penguin Being Surprised with a Portrait Done by Reader
The New Batman Adventures Penguin
Telltale Penguin
One Bad Day Penguin
- OBD Penguin Praising F!Reader’s Whines  🔞
- OBD Penguin Calling Reader Sunshine
- OBD Penguin x F!Reader - Reunion  🔞
The Batman (2004)
Batman Unlimited
- Romantic Relationship with Batman Unlimited Penguin Headcanons 
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riddle-me-ri · 10 months
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Hey there!
Here's a post that best explains who and what I do and don't write about!
Here's a Masterlist of what I've written so far!
Full Disclaimer: I reserve the right to delete or refuse any request I'm uncomfortable with or can't think of anything for.
I do write SFW and NSFW material (hence why most of the characters I write for will be adults)
Most smut scenarios are written for an afab reader (it's easiest so it gets done faster and written better) but I try to keep most fics gender neutral
Most of my fics are character x reader (if that's not your cup of tea you go elsewhere) or just write about the character. I'll rarely dablle in character x character.
Please specify whether you want a small drabble/fic or a list of headcanons! Or I will choose what I think is best.
Now for topics I DON'T WRITE about:
Incestual, underage (pedophilic), and/or abusive relationships.
Anything related to coprophilia (the exception being for blood and cum)
Pregnancy and/or pregnancy sex (breeding an obvious exception)/ I also don't care for hypothetical children or family-based requests.
Hardcore non-con or rape (dub con I'll make an exception if there's consent stated eventually)
Now onto WHO I write about:
Note: I will not write ANY NSFW material for any characters underage.
DC Comics/Batman (mostly)
The Riddler (arkhamverse, reevesverse/dano, Batman the Animated Series, Gotham, Zero Year/Capullo, The War of Jokes and Riddles, Gotham City Sirens, Young Justice, Hush (DCAU))
The Penguin (arkhamverse, reevesverse/farrell, Gotham, BTAS, The New Batman Adventures, Telltale, One Bad Day, The Batman (2004), Batman Unlimited)
The Scarecrow (arkhamverse, BTAS, TNBA, Year One, Fear State, Masters of Fear, Harley Quinn the Animated Series, Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo)
The Mad Hatter (arkhamverse, BTAS, TNBA, Gotham, HQ:TAS, Joker's Asylum, Secret Six ('09))
Into/Across The Spider-verse
Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man
Miguel O'Hara/Spider-Man 2099
Jonathan Ohnn/The Spot
Miles Morales/Spider-Man
Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman/Ghost-Spider
Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk
Telltale's The Wolf Among Us/Fable Comics
Bigby Wolf
Flycatcher
Jack Horner
Boy Blue
Here's a writing prompts tag for all the prompts I'm open to write about or if you need any inspiration for a request. Just please submit the full prompt...just so it's easier on me or I don't get the wrong prompt lol
Thanks so much for reading through all this! And if you guys have any questions feel free to send me a message!
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riddle-me-ri · 2 years
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I would love some BTAS Riddler, anything you can think of, 18+ content welcome though not necessary if you can't fit it in, but if he could remain very sweet and gentle with reader as his SO? Thank you!!
A/N: asdfjhjkl okay so, I don't think you know what you've done and I'm so so sorry for the result. But also thank you so much for the freebie cause BTAS Riddler is my husband, literally the one that's started this whole Riddler rabbit hole I've hyperfixated on in comfort for 6 years at this point.
I'm not gonna lie it's a x reader fic, but reader is basically me rip. This is based on true experiences and insecurities I've faced in past relationships and I'm taking a chance to write this out in hopes to come to terms with it.
So this is way more hurt/comfort than anything else I've written thus far and it's very suggestive but the smut isn't explicit like my other fics (no worries more is in store I assure you)
I hope you, anon, and other enjoy it nontheless. Also just an overall note, yall are all extremely lovely and amazing people and don't ever let anyone undermine you or your worth. Period.
TW: Insecurities, Talks of anxiety, mention of toxic ex relationship, some suggestiveness, and some strong language.
Word Count: 2.3 k (yep, I went ham on this folks)
BTAS!Riddler x F!Reader - First Time
It was like a dream. He is an absolute dream. 
To think this handsome, charming, brilliant man sat across from you. 
It had been almost a year since you started this relationship with the one and only Edward Nygma. You met him back when he partnered with Baxter Toys, when he supposedly went clean. During the few corporate events he attended (before ultimately succumbing to his compulsion and obsession to beat Batman), everyone was drawn to him. 
He left everyone in awe of his intellect and one-of-a-kind creations. You were no different, you were a brand designer for the company and mostly showed up because it was required. Edward actually gave you something to look forward to for these events. Most of the time you stood in the background and just admired him from afar. You wanted to talk to him so badly, to know how he comes up with these toys. 
You managed to solve most of his puzzles, except for his latest one. You still can’t believe it looking back on it, but your curiosity truly did get the best of your nerves and you went up to him and asked if you were missing something. Unlike the other women in attendance literally draped over him for his looks and success, you were the only one that came up with an actual attempt at his puzzles. 
Little did you know how observant Ed is, all the times he presented a new toy, he always noticed you getting it right before most. It made him chuckle to see you beaming at your success, before you quickly dart out of the room to keep from being bombarded with how you solved it. 
Ed took an interest immediately, but for all his charm when it came to the opposite gender he was an absolute goofball and wasn’t always certain when, how or if he even, should, approach someone he was interested in, romantically. He knew enough though. He knew he loved your smile, he enjoys hearing you talk, he admires your creative eye, and you were obviously intelligent for solving his puzzles. 
He would be lying if he didn’t see you walking up to him with an inquisitive look on your face his one opening to make a move. The other women paled in comparison and faded away for all he cared. Ed didn’t come out forthright with the answer, but he was able to give subtle hints that he knew you would understand. You did understand and you understood him.
The rest was history. 
Even when he was sent back to Arkham, you kept in touch with him. You sent him letters asking how he was and if he ever needed anything to let you know. He was so touched at how much you genuinely seemed to care. 
It didn’t bother you that you were speaking to a patient in an asylum. Whenever he corresponded back to you, all you heard and saw was your Eddie, not the mad evil genius, The Riddler, who sought to prove his intellectual superiority over others. 
You saw Eddie, the sweetheart that made up riddles where the answer was you. The man that made you laugh until your jaw hurt and the man who made you feel on top of the world. Whenever he complimented or assured you, you couldn’t deny or argue it. 
Except for…maybe one thing. 
Eddie and you were having a quiet intimate dinner at home. He had escaped along with the other rogues only a few days ago, and Batman was surely on the hunt for him and the others tonight. 
Everything was going splendidly. 
You had your Eddie back at arm’s length. You were cooped up in his arms now as you watched his favorite late night game show. His head was nestled in the nook of your neck and shoulder. Every now and then peppering kisses alongside your cheek and neck. 
You knew what usually follows after nights like this, and it caused a growing knot in your chest. You knew because it has happened nights before and you turned him down. Albeit he was accepting and understood, you knew he had to be growing restless with you. 
It wasn’t that you didn’t want to, quite the opposite, you wanted him more than words could even describe. You were just mortified. The last serious relationship you were in, the moment sex was introduced things seemed to change. You were treated less as a partner and more of a fuck buddy, making love wasn’t fun, and it was just a chore every single time. 
You felt bad for even making that assumption about Edward, who has been nothing but loving, loyal, and honest with you. You want to believe and know that being intimate wouldn’t change anything but make your relationship stronger, but you’d be damned if the slightest possibility of being treated the way you had before, didn’t rack your brains. 
“My dear, is there something wrong?”
Damn it.
Lost in your inner turmoil, you completely ignored the outward signs your body was making. You shoulders tensed up and your breathing quickened. You were a fool for thinking Ed wouldn’t notice those things either. 
“I-I’m fine, sorry, just got distracted there.”
“Darling, I can tell when something is tormenting you..I won’t pressure you to tell me, but I hope you know you can tell me anything..”
The slight burning sensation of fresh tears started to rise. You bite your lip to try and keep the whimpers down. You shake your head as if to alleviate the oncoming tears. “I-I’m fine, Eddie…”
He didn’t say anything, instead he turned you around so you were facing him. Straddling his lap, he leaned you into him, in an embrace. He kissed the top of your head. 
Fresh tears fell and soaked into his black long sleeved shirt. You let yourself give into the tears that desperately wanted to be let out. Ed didn’t say a word, he just held you and rubbed your back up and down. 
“I-I’m sorry..” you sniffled. “I-I ruined the evening.”
“Impossible.” He said. “You could never ruin anything, darling. I love every moment I get to be with you, however I do hate to see you cry, but sometimes it can’t be helped. I’m just glad I’m here for you.” 
Urgh, why is he making this so damn hard. Ed is so sweet, considerate, and thoughtful…but I thought the same of my ex…no, no Eddie’s different. Edward is different. Edward Nygma is different.
“I-I’m glad you’re here too, Eddie. I missed you so much.”
“As I missed you, my love…but something tells me this is something deeper than my absence.” 
You nod. “I-it is. It’s something I’ve been at conflict with for awhile now…”
Ed’s eyes widened. “About me?”
“Sort of, nothing to do with your criminal history or anything like that…”
Ed took a sigh of relief, but if not that, then what? “I’m afraid I’m at a loss then, dear. If you’re up to it, I’d love to know, maybe I can help?”
You took a couple breaths to control your breathing and give you a minute to collect your thoughts. “I-I know we’ve been together for awhile…”
“10 months, 4 weeks, 3 days, 10 hours, 45 minutes, and 15 seconds…”
You quirk your eyebrow at him. 
“N-not that I’m counting…” 
You giggled. “You’re such a dork…”
“Only when I’m around you, and especially if it makes you laugh.” He smiles. 
You sniffled some more, you try to wipe your tears with your fingers. Ed was ready with some tissue and handed them to you. 
“A-Anyway, we’ve been together for almost a year, and it’s been the best time of my life. You’re the best thing that’s happened to me, and I love you so much it hurts.”
“As I love you…”
“I-I know, and I also know that most couples have…um…been..intimate by now.”
For a moment you lost Edward as his eyes furrowed down in confusion, but it didn’t take long for the lightbulb to turn on and a blush to rise to his cheeks. 
“I-I-I see…”
“I know we’ve come close to it, and I..I always turn it down.”
“If it makes you uncomfortable, I’d rather you turn it down, I don’t want to force anything on you, my love.” 
“I-I..I know and I appreciate it more than you can imagine. I don’t want you to think I don’t want to, because I do..w-want you…”
His face is almost as red as a fire hydrant, but he lets you continue. You’ve rendered him quite speechless at this point, but he also didn’t want to interrupt your train of thought. 
“It’s just, I’m hesitant because in my last relationship…it…instead of bringing us together. It caused a drift…i-it was constant, like all he wanted from me was relief…I-I felt like such a toy. I-I’d cry myself to sleep while I’m beside him and he never noticed…” You pressed the tissue to your eyes and started wiping the ones that managed to escape from your eye ducts. 
“I-I want to believe…no-I-I know you would never, you could never. You’ve proven that time and time again…but I can’t help but be apprehensive you know? Absolutely petrified…no matter how much I wanted it…I would clamp up. I-I’m so sorry, Eddie…”
Ed shook his head and pulled you into another hug. “Shh…you have nothing to feel sorry for, Y/N. My darling, it’s okay…” 
Ed struggled to gulp down the lump in his throat, the slight flame of hatred and anger that was lit by a tiny match. 
How dare he? Who does he think he is?
He had to shake those thoughts away, you were much more important, he’ll ask questions later. You needed him and he was going to be there. 
He kissed your head again. “I-I hope you know that I want nothing but the best for you, I would never pressure you into anything, and if I ever have, with anything, I owe you an apology, it was never my intent…”
You smiled as you leaned back to look at him. Still sniffling, “I do know, and I love you more for it. You never pressured me into anything, you’ve been perfect…you are perfect.”
“Careful…you’ll inflate my ego more than it already has…” He mutters, jokingly. 
It works as you start giggling. “Nope, wouldn’t want that.”
He smiles at you as he pushes some of your hair back from you face, unsticking some strands that glued to the wet spots on your cheek. 
“Riddle me this…a mile from end to end. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall…but shared among loved ones most of all...what is it?”
You blink away the remaining tears as you take in his words. You chuckle breathlessly, “I-I’m sorry, Eddie. I’m not exactly-”
“-A smile. Did I ever tell you that was the first thing that drew me to you? I absolutely adored your smile whenever you got my puzzles right. And I love it even more now. I’d do anything in this world to see it every day.” 
“You may have mentioned it a time or two…” 
He cups your face in his hands, making sure you truly hear him and see him. “It’s true. I cherish every smile, laugh, kiss, embrace, everything. I’m a cerebral man, thought I was too logical. Above and beyond romantic relationships, but you came along, and I’ve never been so grateful for being so wrong.”
You could no longer fight the bright smile that stretched across your face. As you let yourself hear his words, words you didn’t know you needed to hear, but appreciated them all the same. 
“I love you, Y/N. More than I ever thought I could. I will wait however long it takes until you’re comfortable. I do want you and to be…intimate with you, but never at your own expense. Never at the expense of your happiness.”
You couldn’t hold it back anymore. You smashed your lips into his, shocking Edward but he was quick to return the kiss tenfold. You wrapped your arms around his neck and his arms found home around your waist. 
If not for the need of air, you’d doubt you would ever let up on the kiss. When you eventually had to break apart, it was both of your turns to smile at each other. 
“I love you, too. So much.” You replied. There was a pause in the air until you decided. “And..I’m ready…to take this next step with you.”
Edward’s eyes widened for a minute, until he nodded. “Are you absolutely sure?”
You nod assuringly, “I’ve never been more sure.” 
“I promise you nothing will change, I will always cherish you.”
“I know, and I believe you, more than I have anyone else.” You smile. You got up from his lap and embrace. You reached your hand out towards him to lift him off the couch and lead him to your bedroom. 
When the two of you finally got undressed, you were so anxious that your nerves would come up and ruin everything, despite already making the fully committed decision to do this, but those nerves never came. 
The only thing you felt were butterflies of excitement and the growing knot of pleasure being tugged tighter and tighter everytime Edward thrusted into you. He was so patient, so gentle and thorough. He knew your body better than you did, finding new sensitive spots on your skin that turned you into an absolute moaning mess. 
You were kicking yourself for letting your anxieties keep you touches away from absolute euphoria for so long. When all was said and done, he offered to run a bath or get you something to drink, but all you really wanted was to cuddle in his arms. Which he was more than happy to oblige you. 
Your first time with Edward was a dream. He was a dream. A dream come true.
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