#but god help anyone who hurts cloudryad’s kids

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Cloudryad, to Thranduil and Miriel: remember, if anyone hurts you mommy will maim them

Oropher: and daddy will bail mommy out of jail.

#oropher #cloudryad #Oropher is the sadist of the couple #but god help anyone who hurts cloudryad’s kids #oropher just watches his partner and descendants and drinks his wine #oropher x his wife #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr elves #silmarillion #the hobbit #thranduil #miriel #finwe gon die #incorrect tolkien quotes #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes