#but holy fuck it’s FASCINATING

[spinjitsuburst]

I’ve been reading a very very very dark Skybound Fic all night and I feel slightly ill but I’m so so obsessed with literally every “how Jay’s lightning works” headcanon

#IM FINE LMAO I OVERESTIMATED HOW DARK THIS WOULD GET BUT IM ALL GOOD #I’m waiting until tomorrow to finish it cuz like Dear first master #it’s #6 in the morning #but I stay silly :3 #my mom’s gonna be like are you okay when I’m a zombie tomorrow and imma be like #NO #CUZ JAY IS STILL ON THAT FUUUCKING SHIP #LIKE GOD HOW MUCH MORE CAN HE TAKE #WE’RE SIX CHAPTERS IN AND THERES STILL SIX TO GO WHAT ELSE CAN THEY DO TO THIS MAN #in case you’re wondering it’s bending but never breaking #DO NOT #READ IT #IF YOU ARE A MINOR #AND HEED THE TAGS BECAUSE THEYRE ALL ACCURATE #but holy fuck it’s FASCINATING #ALSO KUDOS TO THE AUTHOR FOR JAY CONTINUING TO BE SNARKY THROUGH ALL THAT HOLY SHIT???? #ESEPCAILYL CHAPTER 6 LIKE LITERALLY ITS SO LONG AND SO FUCKED UP #BUT LIKE THE IDEA THAT JAY CAN KNIT HIS WOUNDS BACK TOGETHER WITH LIGHTNING AND SHIT THATS SO COOL ALSO THE BODY HORROR FROM NADAKHAN IS SO #SICK NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ACTUALLY MAKE HIM MONSTROUS (physically he’s obviously a monster) BUT LIKE #MAN #I JUST CANT GET OVER JAYS LIGHTNING THO #I’m gonna find the post where #cuz I found the fic from a post #cuz the post talked about it #the lightning stuff so imma reblog that probably #that was a long winded ramble uhhhhh #anyways I literally reached my tag limit so rip i rambled here huh #spinjitsu screams #I’m not tagging ninjago over my unhinged rambling in the tags at the crack ass of dawn I’ll be normal tomorrow maybe

[indelicateink]

as an american, sam reid’s total inability to hide his contempt for overly fake-chipper american journalists, especially ones who Have Not Done The Assigned Reading know and care about the show, will never not be hilarious and iconic to me

#sometimes he can dial it back to civil blank apathy #but i have never laughed and cringed like that at the same time #sorry we’re so fake bro we’re just Like That #his frank tiredness with unoriginal or dumb questions is kinda refreshing #i think we first got it full-blast with It’s What’s Written In The Books last season #after 5K ‘why is it gay’ questions #but that latest Dish tv interview where the journo joked they thought he was dead holy fuck #defcon 1 levels of Done #it’s sort of fascinating since generally all celebrities play along with any interviewing atrocities they suffer though #american fakeism is the lowest bar to endure but the man is just a wall #lol don’t lose that sir #iwtv #interview with the vampire #okay no sorry this is my ted talk— #i mean he’s not alone frex some european actors in particular seem to pull out their best acting chops when #faced with shrilly chipper american interviewers #though sometimes you can catch the horror in their eyes #and hugh grant epically blanked that one effusive interviewer on the red carpet at the oscars the yr before last #and was almost assigned 40 lashes in the court of public opinion #(​until will smith sucked all the oxygen out of the room) #but sam reid is just full stop not going to reflect back. it’s…kind of awesome and not a little brave in this biz #anyway this has been my ted talk #saluting an icon 🫡

[stealingyourbones]

Submitted Prompts #158

Danny, freshly spat out into a brand new universe, is suddenly assaulted with random voices and weird sound effects whenever he’s around the heroes of this Earth. Occasionally, there will even be sudden changes in the atmosphere that don’t make sense. And since there are a lot of heroes, Danny can’t find peace!

In turn, all the DC heroes that meet Danny are afflicted with the same issue. A strange man’s voice narrates the boy’s actions, occasionally accompanied with comically loud sound effects and flashes of light that he doesn’t seem to notice.

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In other words, Danny can hear the “voice” that narrates the DC stories, and the heroes can hear the “voice” that narrates Danny’s! Also, neither group is aware they have a personal narrator giving out their deepest secrets and thoughts.

#dpxdc #bones submissions #hi bones here. plotwholls this is FASCINATING HOLY FUCK #fuck it im posting this now out of queue because this is so freakin nEAT!

[dizzybizz]

page of moomins, if you even care

#hes just having fun and beíng silly and i love that for him #you ever watch moomins and cry #cus yeah #i need to draw fanart for nostalgic media holy fucking shit i have been itching to for so long #moomin #the moomins #moomintroll #the 90s shows dubs r wild man #fanart #my art #the moomins are so perfect #so comforting and cozy and domestic and peaceful and beautiful and fun and weird and amazing and creative and sweet and fascinating and goo #d #i love

[anthyies]

exordia. holy shit. everyone do me a favor and go read the three chapter preview right now

#esha.txt #GUYS. HOLY FUCK????? im like. stimming because of a preview of a book that isn’t even out yet #like. okay it makes sense that the author of my fav book would write another book so up my alley but WOW #and like GUYS the worldbuilding is fascinating. sci fi but stories are power <- ORV CORE. IF YOU EVEN CARE. LIKE THIS IS FASCINATING!!!!! #and ummm. the ending of chapter 3. holy SHIT

[nikoisme]

watching videos of cells is so disturbing. on one hand i'm like "oh wow those things are inside me!! that's so cool look at that" but on the other hand i'm like "oh my fucking god those things are inside me?? what the fuck i need them out right now"

#they are fascinating but in different ways. #like holy fuck they are moving inside me right now!! but at the same time disgusting fucking shit #niko rambles

[littlemisspipebomb]

Does anyone else have to actively fight learning new things about military history because they know it'll become a special interest but also know it'll come off kinda racist to everyone else?

#specifically 1600s naval history #cause on the one hand #age of sail and pirates and shit #on the other hand holy fuck those boats committed some of the worst crimes in human history #so I have to stop myself learning anything more about them lest I begin rambling about how fascinating I find the most racist men ever

[spinalaves]

hi! just finished the manga (misu misou) that Liverleaf (2018) was based off. can I say it is the most fucked up thing I have ever read

#shaking rn. like I know im weak af in the face of horror and the like but holy shit. holy fucking shit my god. #still. It’s incredibly fascinating #misu misou #liverleaf

[shshshshshowrunner]

top ten interesting thought experiments i can't bring up to literally anyone

#bodyhopping is fucking fascinating from a regenerative magic point of view. like holy shit.

[radiosummons]

I'm not going to discourage anyone from creating fan art/AUs/fic of Wolfwood being a devout Christian/religious "man of God" (mostly because I eat that shit up, too, I get it), but I really need you all to understand this:

WOLFWOOD IS A CRINGE FAIL OF A PRIEST AND IS ARGUABLY THE LEAST FAITHFUL MAN IN ALL OF TRIGUN, AND THAT'S ACTUALLY A HUGE PART OF HIS CHARACTER/APPEAL LMFAO

#wolfwood #trigun wolfwood #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #i know fandom and tumblr #have a thing for priest aus #and like i totally get it #i'm not remotely christian or catholic #but the “aesthetics” of the church are pretty #rife for fandom interpretation #but holy fuck #wolfwood is so bad at being an actual #“man of the cloth” #that it's actually fascinating to watch #and i'm not talking in regards to morality #he's just not a priest in anything but name #and that's fucking great #hahahaha #trigun spoilers

[autistickaitovocaloid]

One of my biggest issues with DVDs becoming defunct is the lost of special features, specifically things in the "making of" genre. Like sure sometimes you'll still get a bonus by the creator that you can watch on a streaming service but it's not the same!!! Where are my blooper reals? Where's my trivia/which character are you quizzes? Where the hell is my interactive video of Barbie teaching me the name's of the constellations?

#art talks about stuff #i. fucking love special features man #i just remembered the cats vs dogs behind the scenes video which is what prompted this post #watching the making of spirited away video as a kid who wanted to get into the whole animation thing was so fucking fascinating #kung fu panda also had some great ones if i remember right #and need i even mention he barbie movies. holy shit

[caernua]

i just need everyone to know that i would write and direct the most insane deranged factual groundbreaking and controversial 6 hour video essay on the arcana game ever

#it is. so fucking fascinating #it was such a case of. the devs are listening too much to people who never touched grass in their life #many of which were ofc da fans who migrated #but the good that was in it… Holy shit was it good #and i know it was huge but i still think parts of it were underrated #like.. some story parts are insanely good. the symbolism and the romance and the feeling evoked and the TRAGEDY??? #goddamn #and also bitch i was IN ITTTTT #I WAS ON THE DISCORDS AND EVERYTHING I WITNESSED THE AFTERMATH THERE WAS SO MUCH DRAMAAAA my god #I WITNESSED THE MULTIPLE GOODLE DOCS CALLOUTS!!! THE GAMES INSPIRED BY IT!! I WAS THERE #it was so crazy. but so fun #the tragic part is that literally everyone had a sideblog dedicated to arcana bc the brain rot was so strong #but that means everyone deleted theirs when it was over 💀💀💀💀 so the receipts are mostly gone and that is TRAGIC. #txt

[princesssarcastia]

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#the of/md fandom having a total fucking meltdown/civil war has been #fascinating and sad to watch #like. goddamn. holy shit #that just imploded. it had a level 5 nuclear meltdown #normally when i get into shit i curate so that im staying away from weird drama #i also habitually get into things late; so no one's reacting live to things i like #but i haven't watched of/md and have no plans to #so i didn't curate away from it. and uh. #i guess i know that this is how fandom normally goes #but WOOF. that's a lot #sometimes i think i might be too invested #in the stories that i enjoy #then i look to the people screaming and on fire to my left #and realize as long as i stay in my lane im fine

[natjennie]

series 5 titles and episode descriptions from bbc one. I'm normal it's okay I'm normal I'm okay.

#which the fuck one of these is cap's backstory #the introduction of an obi storyline is fascinating i love obi #idk these descriptions seem kind of meh to me. except pineapple day obviously #but holy shit guys it's real. it's happening. #bbc ghosts #ghosts spoilers #bbc ghosts spoilers #ghosts s5 #let me know if anyone needs other tags or w/e

[nyaagolor]

Just got the Susie plush and I am genuinely blown away at how hideous it is

#mod vex #no main tags I’m just shouting into the void but like. Holy shit this plush is UGLY #the Taranza one is like endearingly uglycute but THIS? hooooooly shit #She’s got way too much going on proportion wise to really get right in a plush so I do understand but like. I am fascinated at how bad it is #also they like. rounded out her ear-wing thingys so they look incredibly phallic and I hate that #they even tried to widen her ‘feet’ and give her a solid base to get her to stand up right but her head is so fucking massive that it fails #i have yet to balance her she just falls over every time unless leaning against smth #also her body shape is identical to like. a giant pencil grip. squeezable #anyway it should be obvious that she is my absolute favorite in this plush line #what an absolute creature of a woman. A wild beast. a deformed being straight from the earth #when you go to hell its her flat face and soulless eyes staring back #this plushie personally spat in the eyes of god. I love it more than words

[safyresky]

Hello, hope you don't mind me coming in so much to posit a lot of What If questions. BUT YOU CANT STOP ME EITHER WAY! You've just made a really good sandbox world to ponder in lol

But! I'm on my lunch and NEEDED to ask you: I can probably assume that you've thought about an AU where Jacqueline was the firstborn and therefore got cursed. BUT! What if it was THE TWINS that were born first? Twins -> Jack -> Jacqueline birth order.

Would the curse only work on one twin? Would it work on both? How devastating do you think it would be for Blaise to deal with two cursed twins? How MORE devastating would it be for him to watch as only one twin is cursed and they both have a violent falling out HAVING TO WATCH THE CYCLE CONTINUE YET AGAIN!?

How would Jack and Jacqueline deal with their oldest sibling (or siblings) being cursed and evil?

I know we're on the cusp of receiving more Blaise angst in the next chapters, but just a whole lot of family angst please!

Do you know, I have tango'd with the idea of reverse age order, where Fino and Fiera came first, THEN Jack and Jacqueline, and I've never actually been able to like. Figure it out in my head! I think a younger Jack and Jacqueline is an absolutely HORRIBLE thing, could you IMAGINE???? They'd be gremlins, my god, there's only a few hundred years between them instead of a thousand and an almost half and they'd be TROUBLE. ON TOPIC NOW

I've no idea which twin actually came first. I think Fiera's older? But some days she says Fino is older? But I'm like, 80% sure Fino's the baby. By a few seconds if anything. Anyway, rambles aside, lemme. Rotate this in my head all day as I slowly answer this bc now I'm thinking! Now I am THINKING.

Anyway, we love to see what ifs so please, don't apologize! SO. Let's what if! Here's how I think it would go...

I think that they would share the curse, a la the way Eda and Lilith do in The Owl House. MAYBE they're both born with it; maybe it's just the one. Regardless, they look out for one another because curse aside, that's their hecking TWIN. So somehow, in some way, whether it be one gets it and the other finds a way to use magic to split it, or they are both born with half a curse, they're sharing it.

And it's. It's rough. given that it is divided, they're not as evil as they could be, but they have some bad days, some worse days, sometimes they're both doing schemes, other times one is scheming and the other is being a voice of reason. Basically, the entire time they are cursed, they're out here supporting each other, both WITH evil schemes/shenanigans, and maybe NOT doing that particular one. I will say, though, that a cursed Fino and Fiera duo would deff be responsible for some (if not all) of the following, and more probably:

Pompeii

Every fire London has ever had, ever

Global warming/climate change

Waters receding

Summers being WAY TOO HOT

Forest fires

Most famous explosions

The Titanic, somehow, but that was an accident, for real, they mean it

They're chaotic! And they don't really have a sort of focus on any one particular like, legendary figure or anything. They're just here to ruin everything. They're trying not to, most days! Really! But it's HARD. They just can't not set the thing on fire. And when Fino starts dipping into the warlock stuff? Dear god. Shenanigans do be RAMPING UP.

Blaise is just constantly exhausted. He is too tired to even THINK of the moral consequences or how he feels or anything like that. His daily mantra is "FUCK my STUPID, FUCKING BROTHER". I think if the Twins were BOTH cursed, he'd 100% believe in the curse and just. Curse Pyros back, maybe even. Winter, meanwhile, is too warm to function. This house is too hot. But she agrees with Blaise 100%: FUCK Pyros, man. That guy SUCKS.

BUT ANYWAY, I've no idea when Jack comes around, but when he does, the Twins do tone it down a notch. they're like, look, there's a kid involved? Maybe we should like. Try to keep it cool. Winter's happy to finally have ANOTHER WINTER SPRITE in the house. Finally, she can cool off.

OH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD PROBABLY HAPPEN??????

THE TWINS WOULD PROBABLY GROW RESENTFUL TOWARDS JACK! ESPECIALLY SINCE HE IS, AFTER ALL, JACK FROST, RIGHT? SO HE GETS THE TITLE AND MAKES A NAME FOR HIMSELF AND IS KNOWN BY ALL AND FINO AND FIERA AREN'T AND THIS DEFFS UPSETS THEM. OH MY GOD. OH NO. AND THEN JACQUELINE COMES AROUND, AND SHE IS THE BABY OF THE FAMILY, AND JACK IS LIKE, LOOK AT MY LITTLE SISTER! AND SHOWS OBVIOUS FAVOURITISM, AND OH MY GOD. THE RESENTMENT BUILDS.

Sorry this is so rambley, but like. I am thinking as we go here! This is a Live Dani Reaction! Anyway, the downside to all of these speculations is that I see NO way in which Jacqueline doesn't STILL get hurt bad, barring the obvious "Only one twin is cursed, the other isn't at fights to save their Twin, only to get hurt badly in the end in the Twin's own version of the day of darkness". AND THEN, seeing all FOUR kids be part of this infeuding fallout thing, my god. Repeating the cycle? these fuckos are out here doing it at TWO TIMES THE SPEED, APPARENTLY!

Okay this is SUCH a ramble, I am SO sorry, let me tl;dr some answers for you:

The curse could work on one twin, or both! I personally like the idea of them sharing it, bc it would frustrate both Blaise AND Pyros and that is HILARIOUS to me

Pyros being like COME ON. BE MORE EVIL and Blaise being like PLEASE. BE LESS EVIL. As the pair of them pull one way over the other and deal with this life long struggle of being cursed stony!

IF they share it, they would grow resentment when Jack gets his title, and even more resentful when Jacqueline comes along bc of favouritism from Jack, and also favouritism they'd perceive from Blinter, though Blinter wouldn't show obvious favouritism to the two younger kids.

(Jack's an ass, though. He WOULD show favouritism amongst the siblings, and not being the cursed kid wouldn't change that at all lmao)

And this would lead to a DoD tragedy with the Twins hurting Jacqueline, because in the "they share it" option, there is no way Jacqueline DOESN'T get Day of Darkness'd, FIRE edition.

Anyway (so much for a tl;dr)

IF one twin is cursed but not the other, either

A) the not-cursed Twin would find a way to share the curse, or

B) they would have a DoD equivalent fallout

And yes, Blaise would be heartbroken by this! Because the cycle, despite his best attempts, continues once again; he's been dragged back into his toxic family's shit, the history has repeated himself and he tried EVERYTHING to avoid it but couldn't do it! Devastating blow for the groupchat! It isn't his fault but of course he'd blame himself.

Jack would probably be really shitty right back to them any time they were super evil to him, whereas Jacqueline, being the lil bundle of energy and excitement and absolute sunshine she was as a kid, would ADORE her twin siblings and be ALL over them which I'm sure would get annoying to a point

She'd probably try, when she's older, to find a way to help them. Could you imagine? A travelling sorcerer Jacqueline, who picks up on the Warlock blood and learns as MUCH as she can to try and help her older siblings, bc she sees how hard it's been for them; she sees how much they've upset Jack, and she sees how much it hurts her parents and by the GODDESS, SHE IS GOING TO BREAK THIS DAMNED CYCLE OR HER NAME ISN'T JACQUELINE WINTER FROST, LEGATE TO JACK FROST, SORCERESS EXTRAORDINAIRE (she'd totally call herself a sorceress bc it sounds badasss and sorcerers would get mad at her like YOU ARE USING ALL THE MAGIC! YOU ARE A WARLOCK NOT A SORCERER! and she, of course, would reply with an I do what I WANT)

So yes, a LOT more angst on ALL fronts, especially with Blaise! But I think that Jacqueline's determination to break the cycle, her unrelenting positivity and her "idgaf that you don't think I can/should do this, I AM GOING TO DO IT" attitude really kinda moves them all!

And maybe, maybe she manages to break the curse just through sheer determination. Or maybe she runs into Lucy in her travels, who helps her break their curse. who's to say! There's so many ways it could go! But by GOD if I don't love every single one of the possibilities that I've thought of, LET ALONE the ones anyone reading this may think of along the way!

#andie this was a doozy (affectionate) #holy SHIT SNACKS #this is such a fascinating prospect! i NEVER considered the CURSE with the OLDER TWINS scenario #dying about how high fantasy all these would be. holy HELL #jack reluctantly helping jacqueline #and maybe his lil icy heart warms along the way when he sees his little sister DETERMINED to help their older siblings #and so he joins in too #and then winter is like this is amazing. i'm helping too #and she probz gives a very despondent blaise a very intense speech about breaking the mother fucking cycle #and if the other kids are trying then by the goddess WE WILL TOO #and blaise eventually being like you are RIGHT. I'M NOT LETTING PYROS BREAK ANOTHER FAMILY. MY FAMILY. LET'S DO IT #i'm EXPLODING ABOUT IT ANDIE #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #dani answers #cs aus #crystal springs #ask box shenanigans #alpharra #long post #i'll think of where to place the uh. read more. if needed. at some point #and yes i have considered a reversal where jacqueline's the eldest and jack's the second/middlest!!! #needless to say. jacqueline is one hell of a villain #thanks for the ask! i love these SO MUCH