#but instead I am a fluffy loaf carrying around every form of heating pad known to man

[boi-zizzoi]

You ever revert back to your middle school self (edgy furry kid hissing at you) except it's just you and your reflection in an empty house with angsty music playing in the background?

Cause mood.

#yeah idk what's wrong with me today but I feel violent in the harmless way #like I want to turn everyone I see small so I can bite their heads off #NOT REALLY I PROMISE NOT GRAPHICALLY #but like the FEELING #I want to be big n scary and INTIMIDATING #but instead I am a fluffy loaf carrying around every form of heating pad known to man #hunched over in the kitchen and glaring at my reflection in the fridge door #ravenously eating guacomole and chips #and being generally angry that all food is not easy to achieve #earlier today one of my roommates came out of his room to see me staring at water waiting for it to boil for my bottle #while simultaneously microwaving my lavendar scented manatee heating plush #in the largest blanket hoodie that none of them have seen me in until today #and we just stared at each other blankly for a minute before he just says 'hey it happens' and walks away #i also fell asleep in the COMFIEST chair in the goddamn world in the living room #and was awoken to go sleep in my room. hehe oops #anyway period days be like #oh yeah almost forgot when my roommate came in I was eating baby food out of one of those squeezy packets #fuckin good apple sauce man