#but thermodynamic lawyer might be more accurate to the overall fanon interpretation

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i am like one encouraging reply away from writing a crackfic where all the avatars go to a karaoke bar and each eyevatar gives a shockingly different yet cunt-serving performance.

#everybody else is placing bets on what each of them is gonna sing #all of them lose every single bet. because literally nobody knows these three fuckers as well as they think they do. #jon has to get just a little drunk to be actually convinced #but eventually he gives an emotional performance of up the wolves by the mountain goats #nobody's actually expecting gertrude to sing anything and yet #she gets up there and screams her lungs out to no lodging for the mad by the taxpayers #NOBODY is quite certain what to expect out of jonah. i mean this could go any way possible. #actually even I'M not certain. #can't pick between all i wanted by paramore and thermodynamic lawyer by will wood. #paramore would be funnier #and more honest to my own interpretation #but thermodynamic lawyer might be more accurate to the overall fanon interpretation #the magnus archives #tma #tma shitpost #jonathan sims #gertrude robinson #jonah magnus