#but with 🌠credentials🌠

[latebloomerdivine]

The autistic exvangelical urge to hyperfixate on and/or get a degree in religious studies purely out of spite

#exvangelical #religious trauma #actually autistic #if i ever go back to school there is a very high chance ill at least minor in religious studies just to be able to bully toxic christians #but with 🌠credentials🌠 #silly goose hours

[theemporium]

no bc little leclerc being in the fashion industry would be absolute gold. not only bc of ll playing her fave girls go game, bf dress up, but also bc of the top notch charles slander we would get.

as someone with a brother i literally cannot think of anything better than telling my brother his outfit sucks, him choosing to ignore me, and then seeing him get absolutely bodied online. the i told you so would be SO satisfying.

like charles shows up wearing some kind of fuckass pants and reader is just like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 "uh ok...... you're really gonna wear those????? pls go change" and charles is just like "no thanks i have great taste ur just a hater" and like later she sends him 🤡 emoji and a stan tweet that's a pic of his outfit and says "i love u charles but ur making it really hard to justify it." also when she gets her graduates degree the way she's pulling it out every chance she gets. like she's CREDENTIALED BITCH u better listen to her.

-🌠

SHE WOULD DRAG CHARLES THROUGH THE MUD AND BACK!! AS SHE SHOULD!!!

no but she definitely just follows those wee charles outfit update accounts on insta just so she can make fun of his outfits. and the way she’s definitely tried helping him but he’s beyond help sometimes and there’s nothing even she can do

at least max is consistent with his lack of attempts to wear something other than red bull, but sometimes she just wishes her brother would only wear ferrari merch because it would save him looking like an idiot

and she was definitely the reason he eventually got rid of those red quali pants💀

#cece answers #max+little leclerc.thots #🌠.anon

[wrightanatomyau]

About the Wright Anatomy AU

Hello, there! Here ✨L✨ and ✨B✨ from the collective THE HIVE MIND speaking to explain the crazy AU!✌️✨

First things first: This is a CRACK (in case it wasn't obvious yet) Mother (1+2+3) AU featuring:

★ Lucas: A lawyer with a thirst for justice and a heart of gold that ends up stuck in another universe after trying to expose the king of the criminal underworld.

★ Claus: Lucas' twin brother, a landscape artist (a renowned gardener) and a single father of one (a dilf, if you will).

★ Ness and Paula: They are from another universe, and their oficial title is "Royal Guard", but they are essentially cops, they go around keeping the order instead of defending the king. They fall head over heels for the cute foreign lawyer!

★ Ninten and Ana: A pair of doctors from Lucas (and Claus)'s OG universe. Ninten is a sweet doctor who will soon realise that he may be kinda of a moronsexual. Ana is his bestie, she takes every single chance she can get to tease her bestie. People say she came up with the nickname Trolluncle, but sush, you can't tell that to the head doctor of the hospital.

★ Giegue/Giygas: Ninten's (troll) uncle, head doctor of the hospital where Ninten and Ana work and t̸��̬̥̥͊̽̈́́̕͠h̴̨̨̘̣̬͙͕̳̲̮͇͔͂̂̏̈́̕͝ȩ̶̨̞̠͚͉͖̤̦̀͊̽̀̾̔͝͝ͅ ̸̨̳̪̼̞̙͙̠̭̮̕͝k̸̨͙͔͔̗̰̜̓̔̑͆̿͋͗̐̚͘͜i̸̧̡̛̠̼̙͇̱̒͊̍̅͊͜͠n̸̠̬͔̱̯͈̪̫͓̠̽̃̿̀̾̀̑͗͜g̴͚̓̓ ̶̫̙̜͙̩̀̆̇ͅỡ̸̢̖̗̈́͊̏̃̍̅͛͘ḟ̷̡̡̛̱̦̪̻̖̟͖̳͖̃̀͒́̌̎̀͠ ̵̛̲̮͖͐̊̈̈́̔̐͗̃̈́̅͝t̶̢̖̹̙͎̩͑̋͝h̴̝̪̜̮͊̏̿̔̌̎̓̃͗͠͠ę̵̧̮͎͉̥̜̲̜͇͂̈́̅̏̿̐̂̓̄̈́̊͜ ̵̢̡̧͓͎̩̞͎̈́̅͛́͋̀ç̸̰̺͈̈́̾̂̄̑͗̏͌̚r̶͓̹͈̗͌͗ȉ̸̧̢̛̟̜̫̦̻̺̺̠̏͗̌̓̇́͐̌͜͜m̷̨͋͑̃̄̽̏̂̈́̀́̂ĩ̶̗̍̏ņ̷̨̲̘͉͓̻̺͕͛̔̊̈̇͗͘͜a̵̢̟͉̦̱̬͙̓̿̒̉̑̏̃̇͝l̶̖̩̖͉͕̰̤̹̖̻̘͉̊̄̆̈́̽̚͝͠ ̵̧̢̝̺͚̘̞͉̙̻͉̹̌̋̿͋͆͋͘̚ų̸̛̬̯̘͇̭̹̰̱̬͍̽͆́͐̀͗̀̕͜͠͝n̵̪̰͕̜̟̒̏͋̒̈͑͝ḍ̵͙͍̯̭͑͒ȩ̷͓̰̮̭̣̠̈̐̇͗̏̂̕͘͠͝r̷͈̟̄̉̑͒͒́͆̿͘̚͘͝ͅw̸̛̫̥̘͈͍̓̈́̔̓̋̈́͌͗̽̚͜o̸̩͑̊r̷̮͚̩̫̤̐͐́́l̴̗̠̣̮̪̱͛d̶̺͈̩̪̲̆̏̊́̿.̴͍̗̦̅̀͗͛̈͆͌̅̒̒͝ ̴̔̈͛̔͝ͅ

Note: he also happens to look like any common human with magnificent red hair.

★ Porky: [̵͙̙̯̄͗R̴̙̀̃̇̐̀̿E̴͇̖̱̦̳̯̦̞̠̱̊͑̏̐̑̈́̑̓̒̾͝͝D̷̥̰̤̝̗̽̃̓̇̍̈̀́́̽Ạ̵͕̯̦̜͕͔̠̋̋̐ͅÇ̸̛̹̺̟̯̲̻̤̀̀̅͊͋̆Ţ̷̨̛̱͕̹̹͖́̊̉͐̿͒̈͜Ë̵͚͕̖͇͚̰́͂̓̈̄̉̏̾̈́Ḏ̴̢͚̣̟̪̪̓͒̂̽̍͂̈́͝]̵̢̞͙̔̎́̂̓̎̈́͗̃̚͝͝

★ Kumatora, Duster and Wess: A dangerous group of thief's from Lucas's dimension, or are they not? That information is CLASIFFIED, we don't have the credentials for this yet.

★ Lloyd, Tony and Teddy: They are from the special task unit in charge of investigating Giygas and work alongside Lucas. We present the elite police force! Loyd the Criminologist! Tony the good Cop! And Inspector Teddy! They are very worried for their missing lawyer friend.

★ Poo: The ruling King of the country where Ness and Paula are from. Gives the title "Royal" to anyone of his trust, as of recently and because of a certain someone, he is reconsidering the privileges of the title.

★ Jeff: Royal Scientist at the service of Poo, if you need something, anything at all, Jeff is your guy. As of late there is a rumour that he is committing tax fraud and using public funds to finance his personal projects.

★ And many, many more!🌈💖✨

We, THE HIVE MIND hope that you enjoy of our shenanigans🌈💖✨

WARNINGS: THIS BLOG WILL HAVE MANY, MANY SHIPS (though mostly Nesscas/Paucas/Clausten) also be wary of [̷̨͕͎̹͉̣̊́͗̆Ŕ̶͈͖̳̼͂̔͆͋̾̌͐͝Ę̸͖̟̟͈̎̋̃̈́̕D̴̡̨͇̗̝̝͙͆Ã̴̘͍̥̠̘̗̞͚̤̤̐̃̾̌̋̌̇̈́̈́C̷̠̠̭̬̬̠͖̣̤͗̄͝͝Ţ̶̢͇̬̠̤͓͔͗͋̊͋̍̏̅̀Ĕ̸̹̲D̵̛͙̠̱̦̱̎̇̅̅̅̽́̋͝ͅ]̶̦̖͖̲͚̤̆́̐͜

THE HIVE MIND dictates that Luness (Monday) is a sacred day🌠 And for this, the hive shall unite once a week to feed you these LUNESS goods.

Le Index

The cryptic compendium known as "A Colletion", made with real AO3 magic and bee honey 🍯🐝🌻

The hive wishes you a nice day and eat shall your honey keep you well fed!🍯🐝🌻

#I can't believe we're doing this #Send Help #there is no help only crack au #earthbound #mother 1 #mother 2 #mother 3 #clausten #nesscas #Paucas #Wright Anatomy AU