#can adam herz stop sending me homoerotic subtext hes making me ill

[stiflerclause]

goodmorning all im here to analyse all the Oz + Stifler scenes/interactions I have saved because they are so pookie to me. for reasons that i cannot explain. sigh

from the original AMERICAN PIE :

(ignore finch this isn't about him smh..)

i would like to point - Oz is the only one to get a nice nickname from him*. "Nova" - or, "Casanova, the guy with all the moves". Sure, "Fuckface" is another nickname he gets - but good lord listen to the way he says it. No malice intended there. And he's so excited to see him, too; and the way Oz returns that energy, even when the rest of his friends aren't all that keen on Stifler.

Stifler just. Disregards everyone else, in favour of Oz. The only presence he's worried about at the party later is Oz's. I guess it helps that Oz is the only one of the group to really have any sort of connection with him.

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*(edit because holy SHIT I've just missed something so big) Oz doesn't just get one nice nickname - By technicality, there's two.

"Ozzy". A diminutive of a pre-existing nickname; and, if I remember correctly, Stifler is the ONLY ONE to call him "Ozzy" regularly, across all movies.

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(PS I'd like to bring attention to Finch's uncanny resemblance to homophobic dog)

(installment 1/??) (ignore the quality. this is just one of many clips i have saved 😈)

(i will friends to lovers-ify them don't even try me)

#american pie #steve stifler #stifler #chris oz ostreicher #chris ostreicher #stifler and oz #niche hyperfixation #can adam herz stop sending me homoerotic subtext hes making me ill