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stiflerclause · 6 months

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goodmorning all im here to analyse all the Oz + Stifler scenes/interactions I have saved because they are so pookie to me. for reasons that i cannot explain. sigh

from the original AMERICAN PIE :

(ignore finch this isn't about him smh..)

i would like to point - Oz is the only one to get a nice nickname from him*. "Nova" - or, "Casanova, the guy with all the moves". Sure, "Fuckface" is another nickname he gets - but good lord listen to the way he says it. No malice intended there. And he's so excited to see him, too; and the way Oz returns that energy, even when the rest of his friends aren't all that keen on Stifler.

Stifler just. Disregards everyone else, in favour of Oz. The only presence he's worried about at the party later is Oz's. I guess it helps that Oz is the only one of the group to really have any sort of connection with him.

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*(edit because holy SHIT I've just missed something so big) Oz doesn't just get one nice nickname - By technicality, there's two.

"Ozzy". A diminutive of a pre-existing nickname; and, if I remember correctly, Stifler is the ONLY ONE to call him "Ozzy" regularly, across all movies.

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(PS I'd like to bring attention to Finch's uncanny resemblance to homophobic dog)

(installment 1/??) (ignore the quality. this is just one of many clips i have saved 😈)

(i will friends to lovers-ify them don't even try me)

#american pie #steve stifler #stifler #chris oz ostreicher #chris ostreicher #stifler and oz #niche hyperfixation #can adam herz stop sending me homoerotic subtext hes making me ill

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americanpie-daily · 8 months

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American Pie Original Casts

1974/03/24 from Washington D.C. - Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Flaherty.

1975/11/08 from Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA - Tara Reid as Victoria "Vicky" Lathum.

1976/10/03 from Cottage Grove, Minnesota, USA - Seann William Scott as Steven Stifler.

1978/05/12 from Pompton Plains, New Jersey, USA - Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein.

1979/02/13 from Newport, Rhode Island, USA - Mena Suvari as Heather.

1979/03/14 from Hinsdale, Illinois, USA - Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher.

1980/07/10 from Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin "Kev" Myers.

1980/10/31 from Staten Island, New York, USA - Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch.

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chungkong-nl · 2 months

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Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.

Directors: Paul Weitz, Chris Weitz Stars: Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas

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slavicprincess1966 · 5 months

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watching the american pie trilogy all over again. stifler and oz are so fucking fine <3

#as you were av x

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runthepockets · 6 months

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American Pie review:

Fincher was awesome

Kevin was great

Oz was great

Jim was ok

Fuck Sherman and Stifler

The humor was pretty forced but I did like the part where Jim was like "I hate all this fucking pressure we've put around sex, I haven't even done it and you guys are making me fucking hate it. I'm gonna go hang out with my date cus she talks about other shit." That shit hit. I've left many friend groups behind for that exact reason and I thought I was the only one who felt suffocated when people made sex their entire personality, sex really does hit better and come easier when you're not thinking about it obsessively and treating it like a numbers game and I think this is the first Dude Comedy I've ever seen that's actually criticized that kinda culture. I just wasn't expecting it.

Definitely a very "of its time" movie. Overall 6/10.

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chwrpg · 1 year

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Why don’t you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking use them! – Schmidt Stifler

A NOTE FROM ADMIN B: Of all the characters I’ve wanted to see apps for, Stifler has definitely been at the top of my list for a long while now. I live for chaos, and for the characters that bring it to the dash. Thank you Paige for taking one for the team (as in me lmao), expect a queue of my characters coming the Stifmeister’s way!!

OOC NAME/ALIAS, PREFERRED PRONOUNS, AGE & TIMEZONE:

you know who I am

DESIRED CHARACTER:

Schmidt Stifler

HOW ACTIVE WILL YOU BE?

i live here

SECONDARY CHOICE:

N/A

DESCRIBE THE CHARACTER:

Himbo alerrttt. Some would say there’s no much going in that pretty little head of Schmidt Stifler’s, not with the kind of nonsense he spews on the regular, and maybe that’s true. Or he just thinks every passing thought of his, no matter how crude or ridiculous, is worthy of a larger audience. Somewhere along the way Stifler must’ve heard nice guys finish last and it’d stuck- His friends were content being losers but not him. His looks and good fortune would be wasted at the bottom of the social food chain; it just seemed like the natural order of things, to end up on top. He just had to be a dick to get there.

SAMPLE WRITING:

So. Things were not coming up Stifler lately, but that was alright, he could bounce back. The snapchat leak, yeah maybe he’d had that coming, but he’d never received a nude he wasn’t grateful for either. If he just happened to pass those on to anyone else it was only to brag, never complain. Not everyone’s an artist but everyone’s a critic, right. A few more lacrosse wins under his belt and they’d forget all about it. Honestly he’d moved on already.

Moved on because he’d been dealt something much, much worse.

Percy Finch fucked his mom, and on a day where he’d already been dealing with some shit so that was fucking inconsiderate, of both parties. Percy, well he was a good as dead to him now, but his own mom, that kind of betrayal cut deep. When his dad left he’d stepped up, set a good example for his younger brother and helped raise him so his mom never had to let him or any other piece of shit man back into their lives. What she she’d done though, this might’ve been worse than even his father coming back- she didn’t let in a man, she let it in a rat.

And what kind of parent screwed their kid’s friends?

It was Percy who’d gotten them kicked out of the party, stepped between him and his asshole teammates, guys who used to call his friends, like some kind of a hero, a real fucking diplomat. Maybe that was his attempt at making amends, he didn’t care, he still wanted to knock all his teeth in. That’s how Stifler operated- act first, think never. All emotion and no logic. While Percy mumbled something about the grass stains on his pants Stifler pushed his sleeves up, ready to charge at any moment until someone whistled behind him.

“Hey dicky smalls!”

He didn’t actually know who yelled it or what the line was exactly, but at the very least it was more creative than what anyone inside had come up. Stifler was relieved to see them too- Oz, Kendall, and Jake, and a passed out Mollie for whatever reason. He might’ve been an asshole but Stifler wasn’t the type to blow up and leave everyone else behind, his boys would also be his boys, as desperate and embarrassing as they were. Nothing compared to the friends you grew up with.

Then something occurred to him. “Wait. Weren’t you chodes supposed to get laid?”

ANYTHING ELSE?

1985 & don’t ever change that

#submission #accepted

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mychemicalimagines · 2 years

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1 vote for oz and jackie and also a new love interest for the other American pie guys. Maybe stifler meets a girl who is just as sex crazy as him.

thanks for voting! i actually already have a second American Pie story in mind!! And it’s for Kevin XD

@judeknight has a Stifler Story in the works, though!!!

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indierock-roll · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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laisladelafantasia · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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americanpie-daily · 8 months

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American Reunion (2012)

Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Flaherty.

Tara Reid as Victoria "Vicky" Lathum.

Seann William Scott as Steven Stifler.

Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein.

Mena Suvari as Heather.

Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin "Kev" Myers.

Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch.

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elsenordelosanillos · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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mabelh30 · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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estrenos2022 · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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chwrpg · 2 years

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Hi everyone! Got a few open character fc updates below. In the interests of keeping you all in the loop I’m also hoping to start going through the open bios and figuring out how to update those as well. Miss CHW is coming up on her tenth (!!!) birthday next month so I’d love to give her a refresh for a new era! As you can imagine it’s an incredibly daunting task, so any assistance is welcome even if it’s just an idea!

Jaiveer Raizada (Sixteen Candles) → ANIRUDH PISHARODY

Kashmira Multani (Sixteen Candles) → BANITA SANDHU

Schmidt Stifler (American Pie) → JONATHAN DAVISS

Cole ‘Oz’ Ortiz (American Pie) → AARON DOMINGUEZ

Beckett Guerrero (The Craft) → JORDAN GONZALEZ

Deepa Pillai (Can’t Hardly Wait) → GERALDINE VISWANATHAN

Aria Walton (Pretty in Pink) → ALYCIA PASCUAL PENA

Stradlin Ramirez (The Outsiders) → LIZETH SELENE

Jacy Sun (Center Stage) → GO MINSI

Dylan Davenport (Clueless) → COCO JONES

Taissa Manaying (Clueless) → NICHA YONTARARAK

Vienna Betancourt (Josie and the Pussycats) → CAMILLE HYDE

Travis Perkins (The Goonies) → NICHOLAS GALITZINE

#admin #this alone took so long ksjnds i'm gonna be mia until 2025 if i actually start doing rewrites

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puroaire · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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los-pies--en--la-tierra · 2 years

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American Pie 2 [2001]

Los protagonistas masculinos de la primera entrega, entonces obsesionados por perder la virginidad, se reencuentran en su pueblo natal tras su primer año en la universidad. Ha pasado un año, y Jim, Oz, Kevin y Finch deciden para pasar juntos el verano. Para poder tener independencia y perseguir mujeres, como tradicionalmente acostumbran, aunque sin éxito, deciden alquilar una casa en la playa. Como el alquiler es algo caro deciden invitar también a Stifler, quien además de tener mucho dinero, supuestamente sabe mucho de mujeres, aunque su personalidad es detestable. Read the full article

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