#catch hives

[sergle]

also I know ppl hate vetting ingredients, but also want to know what I mean when I say Bad Ingredients, and I’m generally talking about the stuff that’s pretty high on the “might irritate skin” to “I WILL give you cancer and that IS A PROMISE” scale. this is the list I refer to when ingredient checking

Fragrance / Parfum Butylphenyl Methylpropional Butylparaben / Benzylparaben Isobutylparaben / 2-Methylpropyl Methylparaben / Methyl Ester / 4-Hydroxybenzoic Acid Ethylparaben Propylparaben Octinoxate / Ethylhexyl Methoxycinnamate / 2-Ethylhexyl / DEHP DMDM Hydantoin Diazolidinyl Urea / imidazolidinyl urea Almond Fragrancealpha-Isomethyl / Ionone / Laurel Fragrance Oleth-10 Ammonium Chloride Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone Cocamide DEA / Coconut Diethanolamide Selenium Sulfide Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate Laureth-23 / Laureth / Laureth-3 / Laureth-12 / Laureth-10 / Laureth-4 / most of the laureths with a number after them

#I know everyone hates it when I talk about irritants and carcinogens in beauty products. hey. I don't care. It's 3am #and I used to get hives every time I showered and now I don't. explain that atheists #there are one or two on here that are less bad and some that are basically biohazards and I'm amazed that #they get put into products that are meant to go all over your skin #but I try and avoid all of them if I can... #I know fragrance is difficult to avoid but it's the Mystery Boy bc fragrance itself isn't ingredient #so much as it is a catch-all term for a mixture of [redacted] used to make the fragrance #so it automatically is suspicious bc its ingredients are essentially Legally Undisclosed and I don't trust like that #so a lot of the stuff I try to go for is unscented completely #it just takes the guesswork out for me #sergle.txt #you can google these individual ingredients if you want to look more into exactly what risks they bring to the table #but this is just My List

[misspoetree]

KinnPorsche + Text Posts: Ep. 11 Edition - main post rejects and afterthoughts

#soooo...my ep. 11 main post did so well (for some reason) that I'm scared to touch it or fuck with it in any way 🤣😅 #that's why I don't dare to call this post part 2 😂 #like i said #those are some text posts that didn't make the cut on Sunday (but I still liked enough to keep and post later) #and a few fresh ones #OKAY I admit it: I made this whole post just for the babygirl don't be dead and the hive mind ones #babygirl don't be dead. be alive I CAN'T STOP SAYING THAT help 🤣🤣 #btw: did you catch the way I went meta with the man made horrors 👀 #because yes: Pete is talking to the hedgehog here 😂✌🏻 #....it's official: I've lost my mind 💀💀💀 #the kinnporsche brain rot is real #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #kinnporsche meme #thai bl #kinnporsche ep11 #kinnporsche + text post #vegas theerapanyakul #vegaspete #kinnporsche porchay #tankhun

[phantom-does-a-thing]

Kian and Rolan are both the type to idly fix the others appearance but in completely opposite directions.

Kian does it to be flirty—Rolan does it bc it bothers him.

Kian will fix Rolan’s tie as an excuse to get close while Rolan will wipe dirt off Rand’s face bc he doesn’t like that it’s there.

#rolan also has to do w hive instincts bc he’s taking care of his hive #Kian is just flirting but he also cares #they are both so dotting #vs Rand (collectively dirty) #can’t catch a break from the love and care from his best friends and also partners #rambling #phever dreams with phantom #jrwi #phantom posting #jrwi bitb

[flowers-of-io]

Books of Sorrow verse 3:0 — The Hive and my ten months of experience studying and researching (and cross-referencing) Sumerian and Akkadian sources join in conjunction to form a theory that the names of the Hive gods in that entry are written in all caps to signify they were actually written using logograms. I wish I had anything else to back this up other than [vaguely gestures to Hive runes] but this post has been a draft since October of last year and I think I've given up on searching for those thoughts. Maybe they'll come one day

#hive #there's SOMETHING in there but i can't catch it yk

[revacholl]

fuuuckkk.... take me back..../..

#hive mc catching fire map is permanently installed in my head

[gardenerian]

I saw a video caught on a security camera facing someone's front steps where a person comes out and they don't know the steps are icy and they slip down the steps. Then the next family member comes out and goes down to help the other and then they slip. And then another person lol. And they're all just lying on the ground. I was imagining the Gallagher house steps in the winter and just a pile of them at the bottom after slipping down one after the other. No one's really hurt of course

this is the funniest fuckin image, thank you so much for this. cause like.... i am picturing it like this......

debbie and carl are bickering as they go down the stairs, shoving and snapping at each other. carl slips, and debbie is laughing until she realizes she's tangled up with his flailing limbs.

fiona is in front of them - she rolls her eyes as they start to fall, but still reaches out to try and help. carl grabs her arms too hard, though, and she gets yanked down with them.

ian sees this happen from the window. in a ridiculous attempt to help, while also laughing at his siblings, he goes speeding down the stairs - well. he makes it to the first step and then tumbles down.

lip hears ian go down and manages to get mostly down the stairs - but ian reaches up and grabs his ankle, and lip lands on top of the gallagher heap.

tami and mickey come strolling up minutes later to find the gallaghers laying in a pile cursing and somewhat crying. liam is standing on the top step taking pictures while franny and fred throw things at them.

mickey rolls his eyes and steps around the pile of idiot. as he makes it up the first step, however, he doubles back and picks ian up. but he leaves the rest of those fuckers to tami.

#tami leaves them to their own devices after like 10 seconds #my triumphant return skajdfh #hi i am here sry sometimes my brain breaks and then the internet gives me hives #now to begin CATCHING UP it seems like yall have been busy HELLOOOOO loves #mel answers

[stevebabey]

in case no one has explained it yet: in the peanuts comics- Lucy always tells Charlie Brown that she’ll hold the football for him so he can kick it BUT every. single. time. she pulls it away the last second and he always falls for it and ends up eating shit

😭😭 thank you kind anon (and the other anon who also sent an ask explaining it!) u may have potentially saved me from steve’s exact fate

#every now and THEN #american culture catches me out and in like #HEY HEY [hitting the glasses] HEY WATS GOIN ON WHATS THE JOKE #hive mind american experience that i dont get 😔 #thank u for explaining!!!

[hal-o-ween]

Pokednd update: A MEOWTH HAS JOINED MY PARTY! It was part of a feral clan of meowth living in the city we're in. We've been very nice to them, so they helped us with a boss fight. Afterwards, this particular meowth, who was the first member of the clan we had met, challenged us to a battle. I accepted, and once it was low on health I offered it a pokeball. It played with it, and caught itself! So I now have three pokemon!

#i was the last member of the party to catch a third pokemon #well kind of. one of my cousins caught a third pokemon but then released her because she was a princess combee and had to lead her hive #we also caught a pokemon poacher. and then stole his rotom motorbike. bufford was instrumental in catching the guy #he tried to book it but bufford caught up and stun spored the guy. then used string shot to tie him up while he was immobilized #i need to find a name for my meowth. he's got a bold nature and likes feathers :3

[jaw-bones]

excessive.

#fae!project #The Hive* #fae #honey motifs #molten honey motifs~ #and catching all the flies #-artworks #-Mallory #awful little flycatcher #-queued

[the-golden-mango-of-discord]

i think wei wuxian shouldve also gotten a spot in the poor little meow meow content. he has commited war crimes and also much murder

well u see i considered it but frankly i just don’t think wwx is pathetic enough. he committed crimes for sure but he looked too cool doing it to achieve meow meow status (in my mind)

#this tournament has rlly made me realize that my definition of plmm is different from other ppl’s #the main factor in my plmm assigning is sogginess and ‘doomed by the narrative’ syndrome #for a lot of y’all it’s number of war crimes #i’m also gonna be real here. i don’t like wwx lol #at least not the way he’s written in mdzs #*drops baseball bat and runs away before the hive can catch me* #asks for me

[devotedlystrangewizard]

me: haha im downloading destiny 2 again for lightfall

the destiny 2 fic thats still at like. february 2022. in terms of story progression. that i havent updated because i dont know enough about the story of the past few seasons to properly write them in:

#I HAD A PLOTLINE PLANNED #WHERE THE SCORN WOULD GET MORE AFFECTED BY THE DARKNESS & ALL #BUT I HAVENT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION #i think i might just watch the cutscenes of the past few seasons on youtube #bc i dont think?? i have the season passes?? for the past few seasons???? #& then wait out lightfall before planning out that storyline #i havent seen any story trailers or whatever so im completely in the dark lmao #hopefully lightfall will motivate me enough to work on tsbesg again i miss patch #i never meant for tsbesg to be completely canon compliant but i do want to follow the main story. just with the scorn present #they are my sillies #ill figure it out #i still have to write a chapter of them joining on the uh. the missions. back in the season that launched with witch queen #(was it risen i cant remember) #i have to write at LEAST one chapter of them just dicking around fighting lightbearer hive i think they would like that #why would patch have to kill ghosts when they have several friends who do it for fun. hm. #its kinda funny bc when i started the fic i ran out of material #i had to bullshit so much just for the seasons to catch up #ESPECIALLY during hunt #if i ever end up rewriting the earlier chapters one key thing is that i have to fix the timeline with the whole osiris thing #actually make everything line up more yk? #but yeah in the period between when i started (december... 2020? 2021?) and witch queen i started getting a little off track #my investment in destiny kinda dwindled once id finished witch queen #i was still really into the characters (yes i saw the cutscene of orisis waking up yes i cried) but the game itself just #and maybe it was my depression. honestly #like i started meds nearly 3 months AFTER wq #who knows. who the fuck knows. i NEED the fuckigngnfu leviathan scenes. i NEED patch to get to the leviathan i need crow to #reconcile with the scorn through his arc in that season (plot spoilers? eh. plot ideas) #im gonna go reread the most recent few chapters i need the refresher on where i stopped #ALSO. ALSO. worst case scenario i skip some less plot relevant more self indulgent scenes (like with the hive ghosts) #and put those in separate oneshots. 'takes place between chapter so & so'

[thekingofchungus]

putzy chan streamed for 6 hours today <3

#chatbox #putz12 #im enthralled with this actual baby. he's not even a bad splatoon player but on the fuck of god can you calm it #the visceral scream he had when he was like ''NO YOU DO NOT FUCKING FEEL ME NOBODY HAS IT AS BAD AS ME'' #the hives he breaks out in when ppl tell him to cool it #i now see why his content reposts are several hours long theres hardly 10 minutes he goes without complaining. loudly #splatoon #i felt so special catching that stream #id be a sub except 1) i have no money 2) if he could not say 2012 slurs that'd be fantastic

[celestial-stoner-baby]

Bouta smoke my brain cells away, who wants to watch?

#celeste speaks #catch me smoking out the bad thoughts like bees in a hive #cant make me sad if youre sleeping #asks #stoner #stoner baby #anons

[lvllns]

horses were a mistake actually who let me get this involved with them

#reed.txt #my mother should have cut this off at the pass when i was ten #i love them but i no longer want them!!! #i have had enough goodbye!!!! #yes charlotte DOES still have hives thanks for asking #she’s also too fucking smart so she sniffs every treat i give her #and if she catches a WHIFF of benadryl she won’t eat it #so u can imagine the kind of fun i am having!!!!!! #i need to sell her and then just wait until doc dies and then unload all my shit and wipe my hands of this i can’t do it #i am so fucking burnt out at this point #i want to move to wales or italy so it’s gotta happen anyway

[black-arms-hivemind]

I very briefly thought to myself "Oh damn IA's approaching 6k words, hope it isn't like, bloated or anything 😳" and then I remembered how Twisted Mystery and RFM with their 2k~ word count (for TM it's 2k a chapter) felt kinda rushed and I calmed down and realized I'm just getting better at writing

- 🌹🎂

#Twisted Mystery feels ESPECIALLY rushed #i linda hate now how April 2021 me decided to merely edit it instead of rewriting it from scratch #RFM and IC kinda too #Twisted Mystery and RFM deserve full rewrites but I feel like it would just put everything to a grinding hault #IC being completely rewriten would be.... nice #but it doesn't really NEED it like Twisted Mystery and RFM lowkey do #i added a lot to IC when simply editing it anyway so it does fit in more with later stories and the full rewrites #while Twisted Mystery and RFM very much suffer from 'made early in the au's development' syndrome #Twisted Mystery and RFM feel more like 'Diet TEoS' than the full thing that is IC and beyond #if you catch my drift #rambling in the tags #hive rose red