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[narumi-gens]

https://www.tumblr.com/narumi-gens/743137015078551552/just-learned-that-nicotine-constricts-blood?source=share

ik this is for different fandom but this post just made me bigger believer of impotent hiromi :3 chainsmoker AND can't get his dick hard?? sign me the fuck up

angst, smoking, minors/ageless/blank blogs dni

instead of being a funny situation that you'll be telling your friends about for years to come, nicotine-induced impotence!higuruma is one big downer unfortunately. his smoking is definitely tied to the stress of his job and how burnt out he feels by it and the system, all of which bleeds into his personal life and it's hard to know if he can't get it up bc of the smoking or bc of his depression (or some larger medical condition that he's too unmotivated to see a doctor about).

he's tried to give up smoking, but all it takes is one long 14-hour day (of which there are many) to have him crawling into bed beside you in the early hours of the morning smelling like stale cigarettes. you don't ever press him about it, knowing that ultimately the decision to quit needs to be his and his alone.

but no matter how much you assure him that you understand how hard it is to give up an addiction, he can't help but let the cynicism that's begun to fester inside of him lash out.

"you want me to quit, don't you?" he asks unprompted over dinner. it's the first night in a while that he's been off work early enough that you can actually share dinner together and you suggested going out to the restaurant around the corner -- one that has an ashtray at every table.

"yes, I wish you would quit," you answer, glancing at the cigarette perched between his index and middle fingers. "but I wish for a lot of things that are out of my control. I wish it would stop raining so much. I wish we could win the lottery. you'll quit when you're ready and I'll be there to help you."

the sincerity in your eyes is too much for him and he takes a long drag from his cigarette. your sincerity is wasted on a world as corrupt and unjust as this one.

it's wasted on a man like him.

"really? you don't miss getting fucked?" he continues, unable to quell the urge to keep pushing you.

"hiromi!" you snap, looking around to make sure that no one heard him. thankfully the restaurant is busy enough that no one is paying you any attention.

"are you embarrassed that your partner can't get it up? you keep saying it doesn't bother you." in fact, you've said it on many occasions, but always in soft reassurances whispered into his ear as you hold him close from behind. you've never said it with as much derision as he says it now.

"I'm embarrassed about discussing our sex life in public," you hiss angrily. you then close your eyes and take a deep breath, paying no mind to higuruma's secondhand smoke that fills the space between you.

when you meet his gaze again, he can see the slight sheen to your eyes. it seems like he's finally pushed you far enough.

"I can't keep having this same fight over and over again, hiromi," you tell him, your shoulders sagging under the weight of your resignation. "I tell you that I don't mind the long hours or the smoking or the intimacy issues or this self-destructive spiral that you're in and you continue to doubt me at every turn."

you pause to let out a heavy sigh, and when you next speak, your voice breaks.

"I love you. why can't you just let me?"

it's a question he doesn't know the answer to. it's one that he refuses to have the answer to.

all he can do is bring his cigarette to his lips and take another long inhale.

#i didn't realize that impotence was such a turn on lol #my poor bathtub lawyer just needs a hug #higuruma hiromi x reader #higuruma hiromi #higuruma hiromi drabble #jjk x reader #jjk drabble #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk spoilers #mel writes #mel answers

[gardenerian]

Mel! Do we think Mickey is “handy” (no pun intended) around the house at all?

for sure. mickey had a weird grudge against the maintenance guy in their building and refused to call him for anything. plus, he was always good at fixing shit in his house. duct tape and zip ties, baby 🛠

he's also giving handjobs all over the house.

#he probably thought the maintenance guy was hitting on ian #so yeah he fixed the sink but at what cost #mel answers #hi anna ❤️ i'm sorry this answer isn't much #but ily and your thoughts

[melodiousoblivionao3]

In hindsight it looks to me like the players felt the need to make a collective statement cause US Soccer & Twila refuse to not play Korbin.

Exactly. That’s what I’ve thought the whole time, the players are having to step up to take care of what the federation won’t.

#woso #uswnt #mel answers

[melsimps]

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO MY MEME QUEEN

And happy new years to you too!

May you be blessed with inspiration for your fics.

Anyway, it's almost ten in the morning over here.

And here is a picture of one of my cats that I took last night (he loves to watch TV).

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#mel explains #mel answers

[thejudgingtrash]

Hello, just dropping by to send you some art I made from your fanfiction, The Nymph. It’s definitely not perfect but I tried my best, and I hope you find it to be good. I am not an experienced artist at all, and I simply wanted to combine two things I enjoyed. Your fanfiction and drawing.

I inspired myself from a statue of Ganymede (on the left) as you mentioned that he was a cupbearer to Poseidon. In the middle, it’s more inspired from a famous statue of Dionysos, and I added his sword, Anaklusmos. On the right is a bust of him that I found idea from in a statue of Hermès. I payed close attention to the descriptions you gave in chapter 8. I also wrote down (thanks to the help of my best friend) an epithet you gave him “Of the People”. And on top, “Perseus, God of Gentle Waves”

OMGGGG!!!!

THIS IS SO COOL WHAAAAAAAT

Omg thank you so incredibly much, trust me I’m FREAKING out irl 🥹🥹

Thank you for your thoughtful and amazing art!!!

Annabeth won’t be able to deny the existence of Perseus the God now 😄😊

#i’m freaking the fuck out #this is so cool #percy jackson #pjo #the nymph #mel answers #lynariadne

[yikesforever]

You can fight anyone no consequences, who any why?

Like there are so many answers in my head I don't know who to say .... probably that bitch from high school. Because her TikTok came up on my FYP the other day and I have unresolved feelings that a fight would help to get out.

#my gf actually reposted it without knowing and when i told her she said yeah she looks like a bitch #mel answers #this is the first time i answered anything in years ty for the random ask

[ivyglow]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

#tag game #anon #mel answers

[miss-choco-chips]

This going to sound weird but earlier I was hyperfixating on Nico and having feelings about him and Jason’s relationship and then you came and reblogged some things about them so I don’t know if I manifested that but it’s a very exciting a coincidence for me

Not weird Hun don't worry

I'm usually a firm Solangelo shipper but a thing led to another on AO3 and now I'm on the Jason/Nico rabbit whole, something id never thought would happen lmao

It's honestly a very good ship and the AO3 content? **Chef kisses** immaculate

#mel answers #nico di Angelo #jason grace

[emilythezeldafan]

Noticed you also wanna top Loki so hii -a fellow Loli enjoyer

HELP didn't expect you to find that so quick

yes hi I'm a feral 19 year old on her period who was just scrolling areas of Tumblr she probably SHOULDN'T be, lmao.

But yeah

LOOK AT HIM,,,

#Mel answers #almost typed “Mel tops” kill me NOW #period thoughts #unhinged Mel

[narumi-gens]

Mel you get it because to have Suguru look like “that” *gestures at his character design* and not give him tattoos would be a crime

“that” of course means “should be covered in tattoos and smoking early in the morning on the balcony with his hair loose as he drinks his morning coffee that he made with his french press”

#to repeat my early tag #a tattooed geto is the only geto that i’ll accept 😤 #mel answers

[gardenerian]

They weren’t ROBBING the place you see. That was a misunderstanding. They were just moving out some furniture as a favor for his sister’s boyfriend’s dad. Who is NOT a creep who courts teenage boys. Somehow Mickey kissing him is a vital piece of the explanation that needs to be added. They couldn’t go to the emergency room because that’s EXPENSIVE and he didn’t want his sister’s boyfriend’s mom to get in TROUBLE for SHOOTING A TEENAGE BOY. Who was NOT ROBBING her as a FAVOR to his sister’s boyfriend’s dad. REALLY. It was a MISUNDERSTANDING. HE CAN EXPLAIN!

I KNEW IT! i knew there must have been a perfectly reasonable explanation for the ass wound in the kitchen! mickey kissing him is of course the most important piece of information here, he’s gotta sprinkle that detail in every other sentence. bc it’s vital to the overall explanation that makes total sense and is not at all related to crime. of COURSE not.

#tidal i love uuuu #a MISUNDERSTANDING #duh #mel answers

[her-satanic-wiles]

If you ARE six raccoons in a trench coat, and one raccoon is about one foot, then you’re six feet, is that true or do you lie to us

Ah ha!

Bold of you to assume that they're all stacked on top of one another. They could be padding out the belly and bumular areas. You don't know.

#I also never told you my height #stop trying to blow my cover #mommy-dust #mel answers

[melodiousoblivionao3]

It’s good to see that the reign girls were there for the party too. Sue Bird posted a few stories and Sonnett is in the backround

ik!!! i hope they all were able to have fun and celebrate an incredible season. they have a lot to be proud of.

AND son was right behind kelley so at least we have that and knowing they hung out there and got drunk together (as it should be)

#mel answers #woso #nwsl #gotham fc #ol reign #emily sonnett #kelley o'hara #sohara #frat daddy and frat daddy jr #smiley Sonny :) #she deserved the world

[melsimps]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! ILYSM💗💗💗

Jajsjdususususjsjsjdi THANK YOU!!!!!!!

I've been going kinda feral over Evan Peters' Quicksilver for the past couple weeks, but ye!!!! :3

I'm a big 21 now, so I'm almost out of the Di Caprio demographic.

(Also, happy 44th birthday to my greatest rival/birthday double - Lin Manuel Miranda)

#mel answers #its my birfday #its my birthday

[thejudgingtrash]

So I’m confused? I love your story so so so much! But when you say you are stopping after chapter ten does that mean the story is ending?

Or does it mean that you’ll pick it up sometimes within the next few months?

Hiiii!

Oh, I’m sorry for the confusion!

The fic is paused and I’ll pick it up again in a couple of months 😄 I’m not abandoning it, it will just take a while until I’ll be working on it!

This is one of my favorite constellations of Annabeth and Percy and I want to see as much as you what they’ll do! Percy has only a few months left 😉

#the nymph #pjo #Mel answers #percy jackson #Percabeth #mirzamsaiph

[melpomaen]

How does Mel feel about his parents' PDA?

He's well used to it by now. Generally it doesn't bother him, but he is well practiced in conveniently scurrying away if he's had enough.

#oracleofimladris #Erestor #Glorfindel #Maenod | Melpomaen | Figwit #mel answers