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peacock-of-passione · 2 years

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23 Kids and Counting P1-Heartslabyul

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Based off @twst-trash’s twst kid posts, check their stuff out! It won’t make sense unless you do lol

GN! Reader!

Crackfic honestly

I have a bunch of headcannons on the twst boys kids and stuff but for this im not gonna mention their appearance or anything at all that could be identifying. but im definitely gonna post more about the twst kids and stuff

If this sucks please tell me

Almost all of the kids are like 8 or in that age range

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Heartslabyul-

•ok so first all

•poor y/n

•next-

•Riddles so red and shaky at the thought y’all had a kid together you’re 99% sure he’s gonna implode

•He’s also chugging down tea like it’s red wine and he’s a middle aged southern woman going through a nasty breakup

•y’all’s kid is just sitting there next to him simultaneously preparing themselves to catch his cherry ass when he eventually feints and judging the other kids and their parents

•like wow y/nski you really just giving me up for those fuckers in those other timelines? I mean I get giving up dad but I’m fucking aweso-

•riddle child u are mentally starting fights ur 3’4 ass can’t back up

•meanwhile Trey trying to teaching his crotchspawn how to bake

•they end of making 3 batches of cupcakes (trey’s kid poured soy sauce on 1/3 of them and is waiting to see which people pick up the lucky cupcakes)

•Trey knows

•Trey supports his child in this endeavor

•Trey is secretly more evil than all the other characters combined

•Trey gives u an unpoisioned one and makes a comment about you could have these sweets every day if y’all were together

•Cater and his child are on the couch shit talking gossiping about everyone else.

•common ginger behavior

•Also they’re taking like 9000 selfies while doing so

•cater child braids their fathers hair

•cater posts all the photos on his Magicam and literally brings the site down

•Even more Flirty w/ you know that he knows he has a chance

•Now onto the egg boi and his progeny

•they are so

•so

•stupid

•y/nnie please help them they’re dumb dumbs

•Not half a brain cell between them

•the good news is that deuces child isn’t evil hellspawn like the rest

•they’re just drawing pictures with their dad on the floor

•honestly out of all of heartslabyul ur considering him for top baby daddy

•he’s honestly really good with them

•when he isn’t having a mental breakdown on the idea of y’all being together and having a kid

•Now y’all may have been wondering why I haven’t mentioned Acey-wacey and his child

•Well they had to keep his in a separate room

•THE THING IS FERAL

•Crowley has to go get a rabies test since ur wild child practically chomped a piece of his arm off

•(u let it have a piece of raw steak for that)

•Crewel let you have one of his kennels for it

•it’s ok it’s big and furnished

•Ace is out here saying that you have some favoritism and why can’t his child be let into the common room

•you say they can as long as he puts it on a leash and watches the thing himself

•he promptly shuts up

•still tries to be flirty and suave about y’all getting together but then he gets cut off when you both realize ur thing has chewed through the bars of the kennel and is causing chaos in the dorm

(Crewel sends you a bill 2 days later for the kennel)

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Anyway sorry if this is bad it’s my first post 😅.

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