#clean them nails

[mazeyphaedra]

intrepid heroes the smokeshows that you are

#wanted 2 call them hotties but that felt juvenile. alt caption: thank god my emotional support millenials clean up well #might not be the best pics of them but! you do what you fucking can with the 90-sec next ep previews!!! #their outfits have been eating ep after ep it's so incredible to see #ESP SIOBHAN'S. siobhan one chance. lou emily ALLY ONE CHANCE #SIOBHAN'S EARRINGS and glasses and nails. emily's hoops MURPH'S TATTOOS #hair and makeup dept i am blowing you a sweet sweet kiss for lou's hairstyle #d20 #dimension 20 #intrepid heroes #siobhan thompson #lou wilson #zac oyama #ally beardsley #emily axford #brian murphy #cropped for the close up #if i overdid it with the alt text. youre welcome #got ally’s in one take theyll always be iconic #uh oh!

[r3dlif3]

Kakuzu and Hidan would portray intimacy in abnormal ways through acts of affection and affirmation but not in the typical romantic sense like cuddling, dates, i love yous or any of the sort. It's more in the way that Kakuzu would help wash off the blood on hidan's skin, reasoning it's because helping hidan fastens the process and lessens his complaining.But there's a weird layer of intimacy and loyalty behind the action of touching anothers body in such a soft way compared to his usual aggressiveness and lack of care. It's in the way that hidan would mindlessly put his arm around kakuzu to see the map to track the direction they're going and there's a minute of hesitance and allowance before kakuzu grabs hidan's arm to shove it off but it seems like he never does; he just grabs it before Hidan relents and drops it.

It's how Kakuzu stiches hidan's body together piece by piece no matter how many times it comes apart he'll forever be there to piece it back together regardless of him insisting he'll kill hidan himself the next time this happens. How Hidan would compliment kakuzu's ability to kill and fight others, having no clue how else to show how much he adores kakuzu's violence. They're stuck together for however long eternity is to eachother and despite the fact that they'll never explicity say they care or even like eachother it's these acts that establish this boundary.

#kakuhidan #kakuzu #hidan #naruto ramblings #akatsuki #i've been having thoughts about the first idea for so long #that and another post i made about kakuzu cleaning the blood from under hidans nails #i like the idea of them having such awkward ways of touching the others body with softness #they know they'll never do it any other time so i feel like deep down they're taking advantage of the moment to explore the others body #especially kakuzu and how he mends hidans body with such precision and technique with his stiches #naruto

[solradguy]

Is there a canonical reason why Sol was dripped out in the middle of the Holy War during his greasy trash man era?

Do you think Kliff gave him an allowance and one day and he went into town then came back Riot branded head to toe? Do you think Riot sponsored the Holy War?

I like to imagine Kliff put him in charge of the month’s funds for food and Sol spent it all on his designed Riot Holy Order Uniform. Then Kliff said “Haha Sol you have spent all of our money we will now starve” and then it was a really awkward month that made Sol decide to leave the Order

Post-Begin to post-Crusades Sol basically doesn't have any lore so you can just say whatever and it has just as high odds of maybe being true some day tbh lol

Sol was a bounty hunter before joining the Holy Order though. Probably he rolled up with fat stacks of cash, they showed him the uniform and he was like "fuck OFF I only wear red," and then had his boys over at Riot make him a custom tailored Holy Order uniform with its stupid fingerless-not-fingerless gloves with steel fingernails with RIOT stamped on them

but then Sol didn't have any money left over and ate all the Holy Order's food and Kliff said they will now starve anyway

#asks #I can't find the picture with the nails that say RIOT on them but trust me... it's out there #I will admit that I didn't look very hard because I'm tired and kind of very stoned and don't want to plug my hard drive in #take my word for it. Citation: Daisuke told me #drugs cw #actually someone bug me tomorrow and I can find it when I'm not stoned. It's not on junkyarddogmkii yet #There are so many gg images I haven't posted here yet but a lot of them are crusty and need cleaning up and uurghhhhhh #Making composites is a PAIN IN THE ASSssss it's so tedious #I need to get the HOS images on here though... If I don't post HOS no one will.... #Ok I need to go to bed now enjoy that tangent

[hyper-cryptic]

Do u know when wolves do THAT face when another wolf snaps at them. okay now do u understand why Shade's cringefailing

(Warning, ooc. This is an AU.)

#my art #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #heart of chaos au #sonadow #cringefailinG!! cringefailing from shade !!!! #btw mobians in HOC are way more animalistic and hold a lot of habits from other animals #anyways grooming (cleaning) each other is just a normal bonding activity that you do w idk your friends #like when u get to doing each others hairs or paining nails that kinda stuff #shade is not aaaall that used to it. but he's been with these crazy ass for about 6ish years so yeah #rouge and ames taught all that stuff to shade and he's still flabbergasted but hey he does have those instincts as well #you know when a cat smells another cat then start to aggressively groom said cat. thats shade #it isn't all that conscious sometimes it can be sometimes it can be just an instinct that was triggered #like with cats when you put a hand on their back legs and they start bunny kicking then act like nothing happened. #or alligators when you splash water at the side of them. #anyways yeah! HOC mobians are SILLEY #ALSO REMINDER THAT SPIKES IS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT FROM CANON SONIC IN PERSONALITY !! WEO WEO!!! IT IS OOC IN PURPOSE !!! #also by this point they are mates. shade is just. shade 😭

[slutdge]

more Eyehategod on the big bird cassette player

#and before anyones like ''SHOPLIFT ISNT ON DOPESICK'' idiot. buffoon. its the 2007 remaster. #which had bonus demo tracks on it. one of them being the track entitled Dopesick Jam that featured Shoplift on it. #also dont comment on my nails. you come home from working at a scrapyard and tell me your nails are clean. #i literally just got home. leave me alone. #my posts #my videos #eyehategod #sludge metal #big bird cassette of the day

[kyluxtrashpit]

Dude if you wanna write het porn then write het porn but stop putting piv, the straightest possible sexual act, into gay ship tags. Homophobic as fuck

Trans men are men and therefore trans men having sex with other men is, in fact, gay sex, hope this helps ✌️

(And same goes for women, in case there was any doubt)

#also not the point but extremely funny to imagine transphobes policing the goddamn renben tag #as if there are more than 2 other people besides myself that write it #and I know them personally #and getting more than one comment means you fucking nailed it #and not to mention *I* basically invented the ship myself and have written by far the most of it #man transphobes really have no lives if you’re uppity over a rarepair like this #sorry @ my followers for putting hate on your dash but I’m using this as an opportunity to clean house #transphobes fuck off #transphobia #ask tag #anon hate

[formulafics]

#dae’s yapping 🗣️ #pov: i woke up to my mom cleaning & drinking #it’s 2 in the afternoon why are you already tipsy lol #unrelated but the dylan obrien arc is back and hitting HARD. i love him. #i also did my nails and lowkey hate them but fuck it we ball #daelynn using tumblr like a spam account part 92747484 #(new tag?? maybe.)

[roger-paladino]

Well it’s here now; guess this is it, whoever you are, good luck, and good bye.

alt grey and red version

#roger Paladino #Everymanhybrid #emh #roger emh #ask to tag #blood tw #gore tw #I have a few hcs for what happened between Habit killing those guys and Roger writing the last words <3 #I think it was like. a little torture > write the thing > torture to kill kinda thing... #uhhh like pulling off his finger nails > cutting off the bear trap foot > gutting him that kinda thing #very much just like. make it harder to write his final words #obvs. the gutting thing came last thats what he did after showing up at the end LOL #I actually had the sketches for these for a while this just motivated me to clean them up #ANYWAY SORRY IM REALLY INSANE ABT THIS ARC OF HIS LIFE #scribbles

[tender--horror]

Do you like to always keep your toenails painted?

I do, it feels wrong without my polish! I have a couple bare nail posts on my page for people who like natural toes. ♡

#thanks for the ask! #feetish #foot feddish #foot fetiš #footgoddess #foot lover #cute little toes #lick her soles #pay4pics #pay4vids #arched soles #natural toes #bare nails #bare toes #bare foot #lick my toes #lickable toes #lick them clean #lickfeet #lickmyfeet #suckablefeet #suckablesoles #suck toes #wrinkled toes #sexy ankles #feetcurves #feetporn #footporn #foot pix #feetpics

[sergle]

i love & live for your nailposting so i have to ask — do you have any tips on cuticle care??? i find that mine grow SUPER quickly and i constantly have to trim them back with cuticle clippers but i feel like they never…. Look Nice™️.

first of all THANK YOU and the 10 other ppl who like my nailposting. second, it's hard to give specific tips w/o knowing anything about your Bod, but general tips that are always applicable are just like. push them back frequently, esp when they're soft like right after your hands have gotten wet, or you've moisturized. also def recommend using a cuticle oil every once in awhile, daily if possible! you can homebrew a cuticle oil by just using jojoba and vitamin E, if you wanna be a little cheap abt it and/or you're sensitive to fragrances, Like Moi. (premade cuticle oil is generally Scented.) using cuticle nippers and trimming them is sick and I also do it every once in awhile, but keeping them Pushed Back and Not Dry is the first line of defense, I think! if you're snipping really often, though, it can actually make the regrowth a little Worse. edit: I ALMOST FORGOT about doing cuticle cleanup with a dissolvent. they make lots of kinds, I have a sally hansen one, it comes in a little blue bottle. For the dead skin that's actually climbing up the nail plate and sticking to it, you'd apply this stuff for a minute or so, and then scrape off the (newly softened) dead skin with a little orangewood stick/cuticle pusher.

#some people are scared of the cuticle remover gels but they're not scary #I think bc it says on the back like. Let Sit for 15 Seconds. and everyone's like WHAT HAPPENS AFTER 15 SECONDS #nothing happens to Moi. I leave it longer than that. just wash your hands when you're done cleaning up your cuticles #the oil is really the biggest tip for me like. I say that for every nail related fix #bc it's also good for the health of the whole nail #and yeah like. some people don't like the sensation of Pushing Back the cuticle? #so ik this may be just a Me thing but I don't mind it. so I push mine back ALL the time #It definitely seems to help keep on top of things #and then yeah when/if you do have scragglies that you need to snip.. snip snip bitch!! #nailposting #sergle answers #long post #cuticles for me are like. I didn't particularly think about them until I started painting my nails a lot #but they really fuck up polish application so now I CARE A LOT #so now it's become just a sort of Passive Maintenance

[bunnyb34r]

Always funny to me when my coworkers notice how much of a germaphobe I am when they see me wipe down my cart in the morning. I dont just wipe the handle, I wipe the top of the sides and the top part of the baby seat, places where people grab other than the handle. Then I use hand sanitizer bc by that point I've touched: the cart, the scanner locker screen and locker, my scanner (also wipe that shit down, yuck), my lock, and the spray bottle. So yucky places.

I mean hey maybe I'm not giving my immune system that boost of exposure, but I'm also not giving it covid, norovirus, or influenza from touching the cart and scanner so 🤷‍♀️

#marquilla #sometimes it gets them to wipe down their cart or at least their scanner lol #im always hounding RC to not chew her nails bc the forklift handle is FILTHY and to wear a mask #everyone else can build or break their immune systems with the abundence of germs about and mask/clean at their own discretion #which is like never sgdggdgdgd but yknow im sure them all getting colds and the flu are just coincidence #im so scared im gonna jinx it and get sick myself sgdgdgd like im more so worried ab covid bc that fucker has gotten me 2x at least and i #got long covid from both times 😠 im less scared ab getting other sickness but i do hold a grudge if i KNOW who got me sick #like i got pneumonia in hs bc this fucking kid in my class had it and kept coming to school and i was out for like 3 weeks AND had to go to #the hospital overnight 🙄 fuckhead oh and he was apparently notorious for skipping school to play video games in middle school #WHY NOT STAY HOME IN HS TOO?? i also had to go in an ambulance and it was awkward as hell bc it was just a transfer from the urgent care/er #to the kids hospital and you cant drive yourself or have your parents take you bc theres a chain of custody and shit #ANYWAYS spritz spritz motherfucker im lysoling you all for your own safety

[vinceaddams]

@skeletal-scavenger replied to your post “There are so many people out there walking around...”:

Oh my god op trim your fucking fingernails. Puking.

​No.

#replies #nails #me #this photo is from 2015 and they're a bit shorter now but I like them long! #I keep them clean! #they're actually more gross when they're short because gunk doesn't build up under them when they're this long

[darabeatha]

ANYWAYS, HAVE U GUYS SEEN THIS????

#;t.ezcatlipoca #I LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCH #HIM AND HIS STUPID KNOCKOFF BRAND THAT'S LIT JUST HIS NAME STAMPED ALL OVER #what was the name mmmmmm there was a brand that was commonly known for doing those tags around the arm #BUT HIS ITS JUST--- TEZCATLIPOCA. #REPEATED !!! #i was joking with mythe about this but #t.ezca getting into a new business of selling bath bombs and soaps and candles #and his bath bombs S U C K #its like the saddest thing; its just-- dusty purple that looks like when u brush ur brushes to clean them #the water that is left over after cleaning the brush? thats it #I LOVE tezca and his 3876487346738 failed businesses #never back down never what? never give up.. never back down never what?NEVER GIVE UUUPP ; OK LETS GET ITTTT #i was talking to mythe about this and how he wouldn't even bother about quality; he's buying in quantities; he's not gonna bother on that #other part; he'll assume everything¿s good #< awful idea #t.ezca is a more marketinable person rather than testing or making the products} #also ohmygod i forgot to mention it but;; i love how they keep his black nail polish; it looks really cool

[leondxs]

look at my sons, pride is not the word i'm looking for

#{ gimme pigs } #{ just cleaned their house and switched over to these cute fleece liners } #{ also trimmed their nails and gave them treats for being so good :) } #||❧ нανє уσυ нєαя∂ σƒ тнє нιgн єℓνєѕ? ;; ooc ☙|| #ask to tag

[coldvampire]

anyway as soon as i pry myself off this couch im gonna share some screenshots of bg3 protags on my sideblog. just gotta like. reach the desk first.

#all i can think about is the shelves im gonna get installed here over the next little bit fdghj #yall dont understand its so hard to keep things clean and brain friendly when you just dont have anywhere to put stuff. #hellish #& then i get overwhelmed and turn into a massive bitch when i try to get it under control fdgh #instead its been like. 2 straight days of dopamine i fucking swear?? my body probably definitely wouldnt let me do this for a living #(my hip is screamingggg dfghgjj) but actually if i could & if i could work in a team then yeah. ykw i enjoy it. #organization go brrrrrrr #i dont think she was expecting me to work that fast either but ive been like a feral animal. skittering over clutter. #finding Spots for Things #okay i lied the flood was actually beneficial in one way to me specifically. #estranged father just forgot a Bunch of tool sets here & ive claimed them now fdghjk #that nail gun is MINE #she suggested i look out for an actual tool chest/bench thing (ykw the ones with wheels and stuff) for everything and i havent been that #excited for anything in months fdgh tools are expensive alright. too bad he took the table saw. #i dont talk much abt my Masc Hobbies as i call them lmao no real reason to but hoooboy i love to Build Things #give me that ikea desk ill have it done in an hour or less every time #maybe trade school is still on the horizon for me gfhj always wanted to Weld Stuff i think id be good at it #as much as i fuckin loathe yard maintenance i was a real garage sooooo bad its not even funny #shame i wasnt just inherently expected to know car stuff tm i feel like i would have loved it too #scarrier to learn on your own later in life especially with a lease vehicle but ill get there eventually #anyway yeah bg3! new mods. new ocs #have not done much with them yet but they Exist and theyre pretty

[theswedishpajas]

I beat my first run of BG3 last night.

It was wonderful and beautiful and I got almost the perfect ending I’d wanted.

I thought I’d be happy. I’ve been actively excited for the past few weeks to finally start a durge run after this.

…but hearing about my tav’s life with Astarion, happily searching for a remedy for his sun problem the 6 months after saving the world? It-

It’s left me feeling left behind?

I could use this to make more wonderful art to continue our story together, sure.

…but it won’t be the same anymore.

I won’t get to just exist and go look at him next to me and go “oh my gods, the lighting looks so cool on you here, love!!!” Or experience the act of giving him two rounds of kisses every night and morning.

Have him summon Danse Macabre and get to poke fun at Gale for looking like he’s disturbed and thinking real hard about the fact me and Assy insist these ghouls are our kids.

Hear Astarion’s rudely unhinged or petty commentary about things randomly. See him casually stained in red after a battle together, completely in his element, covered in gore.

I don’t get to just experience him, see his face and body move on it’s own, like another person…

And it feels like I lost something deeply important to me…

I’m already on my second run, now. A Durge run. It’ll add enough, I think, to feel like a whole new experience with him, without it feeling like a “waste”, considering I could always just ‘go back to my old save and walk around in a world where we’re already close and happy’-

Idk man

I normally try not to vent on tumblr, idk why I am rn

But I just needed to put it out somewhere, I guess? Somewhere not concentrated into a huge blast where me and my friends hang out, you know?

I really hope the durge run can fill the space left in my heart, or at least soothe me long enough that I eventually… slip away from this hyperfixation or something…? I don’t want to leave him behind in turn, but I know it’s inevitable with how my brain works and it hurts SO MUCH after spending tens of hours daily for at LEAST the past 6 weeks with him on this journey…

#rambles #vent #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion romance #astarion #astarion ancunin #withers reunion party #I’m supposed to clean off and repaint my nails today #but I have them painted like Astarion’s default shirt #and I’ve been running out of the colours #and idk if I’m ready to sit down and deal with that today.