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thatoneacecryptid · 19 days
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Sometimes a family can be a crazy smart illiterate heir, a bi boy with an adrenaline problem, a fabulous witch, the boy she trained who loves her very much, a sweetheart with enough sharp things on her she can legally be classified as a porcupine, and a traumatized and terrifying boy who needs to go to sleep
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bandoftheives · 9 days
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i forget how much jesper was going THROUGH it in crooked kingdom. he punches kaz, gets into a big fight with his dad, and kisses kuwei - all in TEN PAGES
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dwyntwo · 1 month
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Huh, me? Oh, nothing...just thinking about how Kaz Brekker was actually embarrassed when Colm caught him and Jesper fighting.
And how he didn't believe a father would actually go as far as intentionally harming his own child the way Jan van Eck did.
And how Kaz never thinks about his own father (the only instance where it was even mentioned that he was sad about his death was when he rambled about how Pekka Rollins was taking advantage of him and Jordie by being a father figure to "two grieving boys who missed their father"), but his love for him still shows in the way he views and respects fathers in general.
I just... I need fanfics where Kaz is getting parented and pampered by Colm and/or the Ghafas so my heart can heal 😥
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padfoot-lupin77 · 2 months
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Six of Crows au where the crows stay in Ketterdam after the heist (and Matthias is alive obvs) and Colm (Jesper’s father) visits Ketterdam all the time because those kids really need a parent figure like Nina what do you mean you haven’t seen your parents since you were a kid? Excuse me Wylan your father did WHAT NOW?? Matthias what about your family? Dead? Oh. Inej? ‘Somewhere in Ravka’ isn’t that specific. Kaz what do you mean your mother is Ketterdam go get some therapy please. And so Jesper’s dad adopts his son’s whole friend group
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eventidesworld · 2 months
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Things we could have seen in the spin-off
Wylan's backstory
Inej's backstory
Matthias freed from Hellgate
Matthias joining the Crows
Kuwei
Colm Fahey
Van Eck (To insult him)
Kaz and Inej reunited
More Helnik
More Wesper (Probably some Wesper drama!)
The "What is the best way to steal a man's wallet?" quote
The "My ghost won't associate with your ghost" quote
Inej touching Kaz's cheek
Inej wearing Kaz's gloves (Just imagine his oversized gloves on her little hands) and climbing the incinerator
Kaz smiling genuinely near the end of the Ice Court heist like in the books
Shirtless Kaz
Kaz soaking wet with the front of his shirt ripped open like in the books
The scene where Inej is sitting on his windowsill with her face turned to the sun and he looks at her and feels like a boy again
Inej and Kaz first meeting at the Menagerie
Helnik drama and kiss
Nina and Inej's scene on the boat where they bitch-talk about the boys
The "I would have come for you" quote
Kaz carrying an injured Inej to the boat and ripping out Oomen's eyeball
Kanej hand-holding at the end
ainadelothwen mentioned Kaz and Jesper's fight scene, that too!
Perhaps a redo of the bathroom scene, but this time he takes his gloves off and kisses her neck
Oh, wait! Another one! "Scheming face? "Definitely" (It's a crime we don't have this one yet)
celeste-star mentioned Kaz and Wylan falling through the ceiling in the Van Eck mansion
I WOULD BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE NETFLIX INDUSTRY IF I COULD!!!!
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Wylan: Its so funny being called ‘manipulative’ by a parent when you’re a child. Like? I cant manipulate you, Im 8
Jesper: 😟
Colm: 😨
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wylanslcve · 6 months
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We as a fandom do not talk enough about how Jesper once bleached a swear word into his father's jurda field in all caps because he was bored.
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imsocks-1 · 12 days
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He really needs to learn he can’t do everything himself.
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barrel-crow-n · 17 days
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Colm Fahey as the Crows' parent
Jesper: He's Jesper's biological dad. He fucks up sometimes but he is still an amazing dad trying his best. He cares for Jesper and wants what's best for him. Jesper loves him a lot.
Wylan: Father in law. Colm loves Jesper's boyfriend. He loves their relationship. He's very supportive. He gave them his blessing and he's the kind dad Wylan needed after that bitch of a father.
Inej: Colm likes Jesper's friend. A strong independent woman; kind, polite. It's hard not to love Inej. Plus she obviously really cares about Jesper and Jesper really cares about her. He was worried when she was hurt, and worries in general - after all she's a pirate that hunts slavers.
Matthias: Matthias clearly needed a good father figure (especially after Brum). Colm notices how to reaches for a weapon whenever he hears something. It worries him but he tries to relax him as much as he can when possible.
Nina: She acts like siblings with Jesper. She's loud and funny and Colm likes her a lot, meanwhile Nina asks for Jesper's baby pictures. Colm decided that's a bad idea.
Kaz: Kaz is so polite (around him). And so kind (around him). And he loves Kaz despite the guy being, well, scary. Interestingly, Kaz asks for Jesper's childhood stories. Colm wouldn't take him for the guy that does that but maybe he just wants to get to know Jesper better? (It's blackmail material.) Jesper obviously sees him as a brother, even if they got in a fight, so Colm feels closer to Kaz accordingly. Kaz hasn't had a good father figure in a long time (Per Haskell was a father figure but not a good one) and Colm kind of reminds him of his father because he is also a farmer.
Also they are all teenagers. And Colm's son's friends. Plus none of them have parental figures anywhere to be seen. It's only natural he starts to feel a little protective. Especially paired with their dangerous activities.
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honeyxmonkey · 7 months
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Marya and Colm sharing embarrassing baby and toddler stories of Wylan and Jesper to the other Crows who are eating it up
Anytime either of them start to complain about something Kaz is doing, he just gives them his hundred yard stare and whispers any number of the embarrassing child stories he now knows about. Both of them shut up real quick
Inej is a little more gracious about it, but she still finds opportunities to tease them about it
Nina just can't stop laughing for like a week straight
Matthias doesn't outright tease them, but now he understands why Wylan keeps handing him small bugs and various frogs whenever they go outside literally anywhere
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lilisouless · 8 months
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Colm: Jesper…what’s with your phone contacts list?
Jesper: huh…yeah, sorry you had to see that
Colm: Is this all your friends? how can you even tell who is who? Its just: “Bitch” “The Bitch” “The Bitch’s bitch” “my beloved angel” and “My bitch”
Colm: actually no,now that i heard it i can actually tell who is who, keep going then
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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 2 months
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Once again thinking about “a tiny voice inside him said he should offer to take the drug as well […] maybe he could have helped to draw the parem out of Nina’s system and set her free. But that was a hero’s voice and Jesper had long since stopped thinking he had the makings of a hero” (Six of Crows, chapter 44) versus “Matthias gave you the remaining parem, didn’t he?” “So?” “[…] I can’t let my father down again. I need the parem as a security measure” “No” “Why the hell not?” (Crooked Kingdom, chapter 30)
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georgies-ftts · 9 months
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“What’s going on?”
oh nothing much, just thinking about Jesper Fahey growing up with a Zemeni accent that twangs constantly into thick Kaelish but once he moves across to Ketterdam his accent weakens over time but if you listen close on certain words there’s still a very noticeable affleck within his tone and then once Colm arrives in Ketterdam with his soft Kaelish accent something in his mind pulls him back and he can’t help the way his vowels curl in a way they have forgotten in the last several years and after Colm leaves with the money for the farm Jesper almost fights to keep the escaping tendrils of the voice his parents passed onto him
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jazzkrebber · 8 months
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Jesper: why should I make my bed if I'm just gonna mess it up when I go to sleep, anyway?
Colm: why should I feed you if you're just going to die, anyway?
Jesper:
Jesper: I'll go make my bed
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4nglerf1sh · 9 months
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speak on it colm
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izdoesntexist · 11 months
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there is not a single one of the crows who has not accidentally called colm 'dad'
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