#cult of jort storm

[loversj0y]

JORT STORM SWEEP

#mar talks #CULT OF JORT STORM

[begaydodrughailsaten]

VIK!!!!! thoughts on jort storm mv..

Best song and mv ever made, Beyoncé, Freddie Mercury and Dolly Parton WISH they had what the jorts song has.

I alway want to start and/or join a cult now.

#goblin mode

[loversj0y]

WE WERE IN THE MUSIC VIDEO CULTISTS

CULT OF JORT STORMERS RISE UP

WE ARE ALL JORT STORM

#cult of jort storm #this is actually surreal #that i made a joke abt a jort storm cult #and theres a bit about it in the mv #thats weird #JORT STORM #THE CULT OF JORT STORM #charlie slimecicle #SLIMECICLE

[loversj0y]

Btw what is jort storm cult

(I feel like I missed something..)

jort storm is a song written by charlie slimecicle (he's putting out a music video for it soon, but you can find it uploaded by others on youtube already)

and i am proud to spread the jort storm propaganda, which included writing a like 200 word, no rhyme or reason type of poetry about jort storm and comparing the jort storm to a god

which made me a cult leader

so now i recruit people to spread the message of the

JORT STORM

#mar talks #CULT OF JORT STORM #anon :3

[loversj0y]

watch this

that was the best thing ive ever seen and the best way to wake up

#mar talks #zebonos :3 #CULT OF JORT STORM

[loversj0y]

Uhh I didn't know you had to apply to be in the Jort Storm cult. But now that I know... can I be a member too?

(Jort storm is a masterpiece)

yes you can

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF

JORT STORM

PRAISE BE JORTHULU

#CULT OF JORT STORM #WELCOME THEGRYFFINDORAXOLOTL

[loversj0y]

IM LOVING ALL THR NEW JORT STORMERS!!! WE RISE!!!!!!

#submission #CULT OF JORT STORM

[loversj0y]

Can anons be in the Jort Storm Cult *eyebrow wiggle* asking for a friend 🤭

they SURE CAN

any specific anon title you’d like to go by?

#CULT OF JORT STORM

[loversj0y]

can i join the jort storm cult *looking at you with my big wet eyes*

YES

WELCOME CULTIST TO THE CULT OF

JORT STORM

#CULT OF JORT STORM #WELCOME DUMBARTIST101

[loversj0y]

i cant escape jort storm. ITS EVERYWHERE 😨

none of us can. none of us will.

jort storm will encapsulate us all. it will wrap its arms around us like a comforting hug.

it will answer our prayers. the jort storm is here for you and your needs, as long as you are a loving worshipper.

if you do not accept the jort storm... you will feel it's wrath. the jort storm laughs and nonbelievers and wills them gracefully to believe. those who deny its existence and its power would be nothing but fools.

the jort storm comes for us all one day..

the sooner you accept the jort storm, the sooner you are aware of the power jort storm holds, the sooner you will find peace.

jort storm will supply you with peace as a follower, the same way it would supply you damnation as a heretic.

#CULT OF JORT STORM #mar talks #anon :3

[loversj0y]

HELP YK HOWO GOT NY DAD TO JOIN THE CULT,

HES SINHING IT, ITS SO BAD HELP

jorthulu is just that powerful.

we all owe ourselfs to jorthulu.

#mar answers #cult of jort storm #diabolical reblogerr :3

[loversj0y]

Hey I’m the anon who just sent in the Jort Storm ask, can I be 🍰 anon? <3333

yes you can

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF

JORT STORMMM

#CULT OF JORT STORM #WELCOME 🍰 ANON

[loversj0y]

got one vote. we’re jort storm cleansing

#mar talks #CULT OF JORT STORM

[loversj0y]

should i dash cleanse with jort storm?

#mar talks #cult of jort storm

[loversj0y]

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF JORT STORM

JOIN US.

JOIN OUR RANKS.

WE WILL TAKE OVER EVERY OTHER RELIGION WITH

JORT STORM

Jort Stormers:

@lillylvjy @lyssys @lotusanonymouse @kisstheskin @wiipes @ratttrapp64 @zebonos @dumbartist101 @thegryffindoraxolotl @ghostsacrosslndnfields 🍰anon @spacebatzthesimp @moonbeam-is-mean 🍄anon

#THE CULT OF JORT STORM #mar talks #jort storm #JOIN OUR RANKS #charlie slimecicle

[loversj0y]

helo helo helo so sorry to bother you but could i pls pls pretty pretty very beautiful please join the jort storm cult? i want to take over every religion, every cult in the world!!!!!!!!! we'll wear-

ok i was starting to get carried away but could i pls join? thank you for ur time!!! 🥰✨🦋💗💖

yes of course!!

WELCOME TO OUR RANKS

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF

JORT STORM

#THE CULT OF JORT STORM #NEW RECRUIT #moonbeam-is-mean welcome