#deidara: IM A FREE SPIRIT BABY

[mixelation]

hey after itatori move in together where does deidara live. alone? with some other poor sap? with them???

itachi wants a cat but tori doesn't. so deidara lives with itachi's five cats

#im kidding he either happily lives alone or has successfully seduced sasori #bc akatsuki is functionally similar but politically very different #so villages can send their own ninja to work as representatives and the idea is to keep any individual from getting out of line #but functionally. it's chaos because no one running it is normal #like kumo makes a move on invading a ninja-less territory and akatsuki goes NO!!!! and then some asshole ninja show up #and i think that's probably a better fit for the type of shit deidara likes doing #deidara: IM A FREE SPIRIT BABY #sasori: we spent nine hours yesterday listening to konan try and mediate a trade negotiation #deidara: FREE! SPIRIT!!!!! #reborn au #it's okay itatori have a guest room