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[og-dick-adam]

(OFF ROLEPLAY, cant send images as anon so i gotta use the charlie acc😔 i made the bad quality drawings btw the original is a mob psycho meme)

this you lil bro?😭☠️☠️

...No comment.

/ooc: IM SAVING THAT IMAGE HELLO WHAT/

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[fictionkinfessions]

yo to that one adam with the simping issue? SOME OF THE COMMENTS MAN. JFC. like shit, yeah, im the dickmaster ofc im gonna get a ton of love 😎 but like. holy shit. some of those people are wild. and the vox in our sys has the same issue like god fuckin damn guys

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x

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[og-dick-adam]

Is this your man's?

Kermit the frog lookin mf

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[og-dick-adam]

How much do you feel in your lamb ears? You said your horns you feel less in, so it’s sort a comparison

Are they less sensitive? The same as human ears/the rest of you is? More?

... Sensitive enough. That's all you need to know

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[og-dick-adam]

Hello Adam!!! 😺😺😺 how have you been doing lately?? What are your opinions on Tumblr so far??😺 Please take care, love Charlie❤️😺

Oh, uh, hey?? Shit wasn't expecting to see you on here. Tumblr is...fine, mostly, if I ignore the fucking group of wedding planners

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[og-dick-adam]

So you think you and Luci’s hot? Wow can’t believe you called a man hot

https://www.tumblr.com/og-dick-adam/742609388000477184/people-are-just-so-nosey-about-whatever

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That was a typo THAT WAS A TYPO

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[og-dick-adam]

why is your husbands pfp so gay (no offense)

Husband?????

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[og-dick-adam]

why are you so gay dude

See one fuckin day the gay fairy came down from fuckass nowhere and hit me on the head with a shitty little fairy wand and now I like puss AND dick

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[og-dick-adam]

WE’RE TRYING THIS AGAIN WITH A BOOK OF MORMON QUOTE SEARCH YOUTUBE FOR THE SONG HELLO! AND YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHY

What are your reservations for admitting your love to Lucifer. Imma need a bulleted list

Also: yes I’m back and if you let us in we’ll show you how it can be done

And...why should I?

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[og-dick-adam]

How about you go with Lucy to Lulu land on a date

Isn't that tacky as shit for him to go to his own theme park for a date??

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[og-dick-adam]

Are you sure you are not catching feelings for Lucy ??

You guys seem to be reaaaal invested in that don't you? The only feelings I have for him are...wait actually why would I tell you that? Nah you ain't getting shit outta me that easily

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[og-dick-adam]

Do you miss Lute?

Well yeah, duh. She's my best friend why wouldn't I miss her?

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[og-dick-adam]

Psst. You didn’t hear this from me, but February is a highly romantic month and oh my god propose already, I’ll make a wedding ring commit fraud to get it sent to hell, I WILL I SWEAR

WE AREN'T EVEN TOGETHER

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[og-dick-adam]

Admit it, a wedding would be the perfect distraction from Remi and the family groupchat bs…

(You don’t even have to propose or anything!!! Just like pick out flowers!!! PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU I’LL GET @starcrossedandstupid TO JOIN IN IT’LL BE A FUN LITTLE OUTING FINGERS CROSSED)

WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO GET US TO GET MARRIED

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[og-dick-adam]

were u and lute ever in a relationship

Lute is a lesbian. Do I look like a chick to you??

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[og-dick-adam]

So he DID take your v-card! What was that like?

I still haven't confirmed this info

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